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talktimi: Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three time is ......
I no talk anything o, but I believe traders in Nigeria should start thinking about insurance.

wrell said...

I want a name that's not common but that means something positive. Preferably, a 2 syllable name. I was searching for the name of an animal or plant that has a unique feature that i can use. I don't just want to go for any name but a name that can easily be remembered and will sell itself else i would have joined by Alaba brothers in the way they name their business eg Chymmex enterprises.[/quote]Well! I had suggest u try Afam4evaDrunk enterprises/Limited. Very unique

tpapi: Wana wana wil b a gud replacement 4 him

Off point leaner

J-LANCE:
D guy na hunter?

D guy be 9ja version of Oscar Pretorious

slim fit :
She just embarrassed us man can't she just look at the other side is it by force she most take a picture. She looks like them almagiri boys amazed to see a white man.. she just lost all the respect I had for her unspeakable picture that is.

Man! She go enlarge & gold frame d pix for her 4th generation to see Anyway cameron's cool. Kosoro!!

Policewoman: Akwaibom.

Billyonaire: Assembly of Perfect Criminals (APC), cant run Nigeria. They are too military and illiterate to pilot a 21st century nation. Anyone under the age of 40 that supports APC is naive and needs re-education.

Well! I'd preferd Assembly of Perpetual Criminals

playah P: :PMmmtchew... See the albino baby sef!! Mmmttcchew... Ugly mucheche!!

Senior MUMU

My God! Its difficult to believe that the nice looking boy could turn into such a notorious being!

uote author=mosho2good]I rememebr wen I was driving and fall asleep and d car drive himself all d way home to my place can u believe it[/quote]Mtcheeeeeeew! I beg park well...for your dream

ITbomb: If you finish final exams in 2013, senate approve your result in 2014 and you did convocation in 2015 .
What year is your year of graduation?

Excellent illustration.

leofabulous: I AM HUNDRED PER CENT SURE THAT FA CUP IS OURS(ARSENAL). AKPA IFE U RE FOOL INDEED, U RE MOCKING ARSENAL WIT UR SHAMEFUL SITUATION, WE RE NT COACH SACKING CLUB(CHELSEA) WE RE D GUNNERS

Club with ancient GUN

coogar: do you people read at all?
he said you must show proof you have up to $140,000, he did not say baby delivery is $140,000.

Answer that your question yourself. She said it will cost $60K.

Mugu! Are u Nigeria?

oluwadare26: No Matter how G.E.J try to dislogde Obj men he cant win the south west, and if atall he won he cant win d north, and if atall he won he cant win Nigeria votes...

oluwadare26: I'm not convinced.... Its not true perharps she died 4rm sumthing else

THOMAS! Go a drink 4•2 litres of coke in a day fIrst

Pls how can you prevent your foundation from rubbing off on your shirt collar?

I just received a mail from them for the post of Customer care officer and its tomorrow. Has any other person received such mail, if you've gone the test before, what is it like? Help pls, thanks.

hadbak: The message has been delivered, Allah bears witness!

confused and copy copy people

totalbaby: I'm not married because of my career and want to be financially stable first, don't want to be dependent on a man.

fhoolish virgin. What career? More than 1001 ladies wit better career than d one u ar dreaming of but NO man

matinos28: yeah, monsters have people that love them, even Hitler had Eva Braun. But wait o, if they loved each other so much, how did he manage 2 eat that APPLE?

Most intelligent question so far. Oya let their daugther answer that. Waiting......

Out of 1200 9ja contigents, na only dis 4 females dey dere? . This is marginalisation of d womenfolk.

Its called Eruru in my dialect, used to eat it when I was younger whenever we travelled to the village. Its not maggot but the larvae of a beetle that stays in the palm tree. I have also eaten the beetle. Very tasty! I craved for it when I was pregnant and was so happy when my husband got them for me. Its sooooo delicious, am actually salivating now!

Do you sell her creams too, how much do you sell them?

Mommies in de house, praise God wit me ooh! I had my baby girl on Wednesday 21st thru CS. I really wanted to have a vaginal birth but it was discovered dat my placenta was low and when we got to de theatre, and the baby was brought out, it was discovered dat the cord was dangerously wrapped around her neck and body and if I had attempted any vaginal delivery, it would have been... Anyway shame to the devil, my baby is alive and I am also alive to testify of God's goodness to me.

crisycent: i no dey live for gidi....thank you jesus.

you mean LASGIDI. I feel you

playcharles: Its a gift... From were, who and how... Parking t he jet.. From were wud the funding come from...

Kai! Poverty na bad thing o. I am sorry for you

laodedRay: Congratulations to our new "breeds" of truck drivers. This is what my country has turn graduates into!

sorry! LoadedRay, you are still living in stoneage. This is breath of FRESH AIR indeed.

ondo_boi: WTF! Driving on such road is suicidal.

All these roads are better than most local govt.,state,inter-state,FG and international roads

Laalamed:
next civil war would be fought in yoruba land.

The war will not last up to 30 days before they surrender

awesome_t: RIVERS PEOPLE

In conclusion tribes that makes up South South.

REALITY101: OP visit and camp is two different words. That's kind of them. Damn th ??ey're just bout same size as my pen!s

REALITY101GMFR(Grand Mumu of Federal Replublic) of Craze