₦airaland Forum

Wawelexy:
Stop anticipating for an impossible feat, there's no technical breakthrough of such, and there won't be.... Once you dead, you dead...

Continue to rest Wigwe....

Well then....if he's dead how can he be resting?

Ogiame:
No JOSTIfiable reason....

Quite sad.

Groan

These terrible puns are never funny or particularly witty.

coputa:
You are the dumbest because you have been brainwashed and deceived

Says the idiot who believes in ghosts

coputa:
when you grow up you will now see the reality of life

Reality of life does not include fairies.

Tell me, do you pray to Gandalf?

Do you keep cookies and milk for Santa?

Dumb idiot.

Odidigboigbo:
This story doesn't add up. What right does a common PA has to choose what to traveled with in the presence of his Boss? It's either there is no space for him to joined the rest in the helicopter or the boss, told him to traveled by road and catch up with them. Or as someone said earlier, he was told to traveled with their luggage by road, since there is no space for luggage in an helicopter. Shiknna

exactly my thoughts i just posted

He's lying.

He was made to go by road as there was no room in the helicopter.

As is typical of Nigerians and their superstitious nonsense, he'll declare a premonition and something about jesus speaking to him.

coputa:
You are still a baby

Says the idiot who believes in fairies.

HEBEI:
Why idiot

Wetin you no know, pass you

If you believe in spirits, demons, ghosts, juju, mermaids, witches and wizards.... you're an idiot

coputa:
There have been many cases like this.You are lucky,yes treat her nice and she will bring good fortune to you.

She can make you to be very wealthy,so far she had trust in you, always make her happy, don't carry other women

Another idiot

Maks27:
that’s personal
But I confirmed it and I’m not a child

You're one of those ignorant and superstitious Nigerians, aren't you?

Nteogwuija:
But there are states in Nigeria that can run their own electricity. What's stopping these states from creating their own power and disconnect from the national grid, so that there'd be enough MW to power those states that are power-resource deficient.

The governors in this country are a bunch of lazy fellows.

If a state can create it's own power, the development that'd follow will make other states to sit up. That's how competition starts. And we all know the benefits of such competition.

There is a law that allows states the freedom to do that. However there's no generation infrastructure in place. They'll have to invest and if they do, since we're largely dependent on gas to fire the steamers for the turbines, how are they going to work without gas? This is what largely doomed the NIPP projects.

Omihanifa:
The government should quickly decentralise the power infrastructure especially the transmission part of the value chain. How can a problem in Jos bauchi axis affect the other part of the country isn't that ridiculous?

The cross country cable lines needs to be decentralised so that each state can take responsibility of its own share.

This is a half-baked take on the matter.

How many states have the gas, hydro, or geothermal resources for the turbines? Or you think electricity just comes out of thin air?

Righteousness2:
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The Bible speaks of the destruction of all nations that come against Jerusalem in the book of Zechariah chapter 12!
The Bible very clearly specifies that destruction will come upon the nations that try to divide ISRAEL!

This is direct defiance of the Holy Scriptures going against the everlasting covenant between GOD and the Apple of HIS eyes, ISRAEL.

This would draw the Wrath and Judgement of GOD against Britain, the USA and every Nation involved in the Process.

Look up! Time is Up! It is RAPTURE count down

Where was your gaddam destruction when Hitler was making mincemeat of European jews? Was your god asleep then?

You better wake up from your delusion and face reality in these harsh times. Your empty prayers won't save you from the rampaging dollar exchange rate.

Fool.

Chicagograduate:
What is our problem if the moon is shrinking.

Because many natural phenomena on earth are linked with the moon's gravitational effect, such as waves and tides.

My gosh Nigerians are so disturbingly dumb.

God1000:
US should stop giving military and financial aid to Israel for commiting war crimes, it's like genocide now has a different meaning in US dictionary.

Israel has been the largest cumulative recipient of U.S. foreign aid since its founding, receiving about $300 billion.

US is practically funding Israel every year and they should be able to control them.

Who owns and runs the US? The Juice.

who owns the giant mainstream and social media services? The Jews.

Who has the most active lobby group such as AIPAC and the ADL? The Juice.

Who cowered Elon Musk and basically took over Twitter (I'll never call it X) ? The juice.

Who's been instigating America to fight its wars? The juice.

Who forced almost all states to prohibit boycotting Israel? The juice.

Contrary to what most people believe, it's not the US that owns Israel. It's Israel that owns the US.

That's why America is perpetually embroiled in the middle east fighting Israel's perceived enemies and labeling everyone who disagrees either a terrorist or antisemitic.

k4kenny:
A million likes! Unfortunately most of our people have been badly brainwashed and overfed with lies and propaganda. Nairaland mods hid my posts and banned me for days just for posting this video of an Isreali Journalist refuting the beheaded babies lies of Oct 7. I just git unbanned today.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4uLjCztfI?si=SxcWu6auXGr5nctV

I've been hearing of censorship by Zionist propagadists, IG deleting pro palestinians' accounts, taking posts down, shadow banning etc, but I've never experienced it firsthand. They can ban me for the next five years, but nothing will stop the truth from coming out any which way.

Most of the misguided Nigerian Christians are either judeo-christian Zionists without even knowing it and go into a frenzy when they hear "Israel" or "Jews", or their rabid anti-islam blinds them to the fact that Jews have the least in common with the core christian belief system.

There's a propagandist radio station in Jos called Jay FM which always ends its shallow bigotry with the statement "pray for Israel", as if the Nazi right-wing government of Netanyahu, Ben Gvir, Smotrich, Herzog, and the other crazed Zionists need or respect christian prayers.

Facebook and Instagram can shadow ban dissident opinion that goes against the mainstream of western hypocrisy simply because they're owned by the typical billionaire pro-israeli Jew while Elon Musk has been subdued.

Nairaland mods, on the other hand, are merely zealots infected with the same bug of theological, dialectical and historical ignorance.

fuckingAyaya:
Where the once wey Buhari buy?

Exactly

They said the 12 Super Tucanos were game changers.

Can't remember the last I heard of them

They're probably grounded because some crooked officer has diverted funds for parts and maintenance

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on Wednesday said the Net Open Position (NOP) limit of banks’ overall foreign currency assets and liabilities both on and off-balance sheet should not exceed 20 percent short or 0 percent long of shareholders’ funds unimpaired by losses using the gross aggregate method.


What the fukk does this hump of weasel words mean?

Nigerian journalists write like they expect their readers to be ChatGPT.

Same when they're reporting legal cases:

"The court finds ultra vires that the defendant garnishee'd the plaintiff's omnibus sanctis and in vino veritas in the penultimate judicial rascality, which the prosecution witness alleged was hoc est corpus meum ad nauseum which the honorable judge decided ex parte was ultra judice exetera from the originating summon under appeal hitherto"

Why are they still among the living?

They ought to unalive them immediately.

JasonScoolari:
Olayemi Cardoso instead of owning up to his lack of capacity to stabilize the Naira, the funny looking clown was busy blaming Godwin Emefiele.

That's one of the first way to identify a chronic failure.

Do face like Smeagol in Lord of the rings.

Especially smeagol from the horrible video game

davidtemi:
Wat were they saying pls?

He's telling the others to japa

smudge2079:
This na rubbish abeg. As dem dey talk to demselves now, weytin we wan use am do? these people have a way of wasting funds.

Typical ignorant Nigerian prick

axglide:
Glory to Jesus Christ The Son of God. Accept Jesus Christ today as your Lord and Savior.

Colossians 1:16-17 KJV - “ For by Him all things were created that are in heaven and that are on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or powers. All things were created through Him and for Him. And He is before all things, and in Him all things consist.”

Also thank Gandalf, since we're talking of fairy tales. If he hadn't saved the Fellowship and Gondor by marshalling the Rohirrim, middle earth would've fallen.

Massiveglory:
The first 48-72hrs after Peter obi becomes president, even without doing anything, the value of the naira will naturally pick up.

The joy and happiness in the land will naturally unleash a glory of fresh air that will instantly tweak things.

Er, that's not how the economy works

No kidding.

Just look at this prime example.

I can't tell if he's walking, dancing, or swooning.

This is certainly not someone you'd rely on in a tight spot.

When privileged people use their connections to buy the dollar just to hoard and speculate, what else would be the outcome?

As long as the NNPCL, CBN, banks, and black marketeers keep trading the dollar like it's gold, we will sink deeper into this mess.

Jeyun:
see this fool, this terrorist of the dead in their grave.

Faruk, faruk, faruk. How many times did I call you?I will like to ask you a question.

Why is it that you people like to terrorize the dead even in there grave?

Why is it that people can not die in peace in your area?

I believe you must be holding a shovel and digger behind a grave right now, with your father mapping out the head side for you to mine.

Terrorist of the dead.

We are taking of October 7, 2023.you are taking of 1945. Can't you see that sense is very far from you.

You would have started from creation instead 1914 .

Local terrorist of the Dead.

Obviously you're just a little kid let loose on the Internet unsupervised by failed parenting.

Trying to educate an immature and irredeemably dense idiot is futile.

I blame your unproductive parents.

Jeyun:
mind yourself Israel didn't invade Palestine or Gaza.

Palestine invaded Israel on October 7 2023.

And the consequences of that invasion is the war you are seeing right now.

Russia wake up one morning and invaded Ukraine like Hamas did to Israel unprovoked.

Ukraine
Israel are only defending their land.

Russia and Hamas should be condemned for such act.

So stop comparing unless you are a terrorist supporter

The state of Israel was created in 1948. The Ashkenazi jews displaced from Europe, who are not Semitic jews, were granted the land of Palestine (Philistine), whose inhabitants are actually semitic, as a reward for what Hitler did to the jews and the collectively silence of Europe before the end of the war.

The Zionist movement had considered a range of potential Jewish nations before settling on Palestine as a fulfillment of their nonsensical "covenant" with their god who declared them the "chosen ones".

In case you're not aware, you dumb fukk, jesus (who the Jews say in the Talmud is in hell boiling in hot excrement) was Palestinian.

In case you're also not aware, judaism is not an ethnicity or race; it's a RELIGION. A jew is simply a follower of Judaism. The same religion whose followers said Jesus was a fake messiah, his miracles were sorcery, humiliated him, and had him killed.

Palestine was largely judaic. During the Roman occupation and the failed Jewish uprising, many Palestinian jews fled to Europe from what the romans called Syria-Palestinia (comprising of the old kingdoms of Judea and Samaria). These refugee jews landed in Europe where they intermarried and exported their religion.

When the Muslims took over Jerusalem many of those jews converted to Islam, while some had converted to Christianity during the crusades. Thus, the Semitic natives of Palestine were jews, Muslims and Christians.

The descendants of the ancient Canaanites and Philistines are the Semitic people Israel is killing, who're largely Muslim and Christians, so you're also calling your fellow Christians terrorists because you're an ignorant dimwitted piece of shiit.

Oh, and your pathetic diabetic unemployed father is the terrorist for spawning a decrepit speck of mucus-lined cretinous fukk like you.

Ohraykon:
scam no human can leave earth physically!!!

OMG.

People like you still exist?

Ppogbae:
You can state all the reservations you have about Iran and their proxy activity in the Middle East, but to accomplish such large feats in technology while under sanctions is bloody impressive.

African countries have all the resources in the world and cannot even accomplish a tenth of such.

The US has all the NATO countries as its proxies in Europe, and Israel as its proxy in the middle east, as well as Taiwan and South Korea in Asia.

Iran is also entitled to its proxies.

Kind of like why the US and its proxies are allowed to have nukes but Iran isn't.

Botragelad:
They are with the Jordanian force!
Aren't you aware?

Why do terrorist ask this same question like US forced their way in there. The Jordanian government want them in there more than anything you can imagine. Lol

Same goes for Iraq etc!

They make deals to station their forces all around the world. Iraq has asked them to leave but they won't. Why? Because they're also of the colonial mentality.

Jordan denies the attack occured in their land.

By the way, you sound stupid when you use the word "terrorist" simply because they conditioned your ape brain to think like an insect.