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Rashidi Yekini, the King of goals

His performance at Tunisia 94 is still fresh. Half a chance was a goal for Yekini. Truly, one of our best strikers ever.

Continue to rest well.

I guess the storm isn't over for 9mobile. Their village winsh plenty. Name change is inevitable. I just pray that the village winsh ontop 9mobile matter go work against empty-hen. Empty-hen power go much if dem buy 9mobile.

Our polithiefcian, I hail oo.

During election, they romance and tell us different lies about how they'd make our society better and after election, they put us under lock and keys.

Unfortunately, we don't learn. When that time comes again, youth will come out enmasse, collect peanut and sell their votes to the higest bidder. It's investment for the thieves who wants power. As soon as he assumes office, he has to recover monies spent during election, the godfather must be well compensated, his cronies and friends need contracts too. At the end, corruption everywhere.

Kwara, shine your eyes, Nigerians, our mumu don do

Lesson: inasmuch as poverty is extremely bad, I'd rather be contented with the little God has provided while acknowledging His awesome power for keeping me alive and well than sell my soul to the devil over quick riches.

I read a book about quick riches. The author claimed the devil only fasttracks all the monies an individual would have spent say for 70years God has destined him to live. The Devil will now gather all and give you like 5-10years to spend it before he kills you.

Whether the above is true or false, the devil gives nothing for free. The Bible says; 'what shall it profit a man that gains the world and loses his soul.

We don't fear the Creator but we fear the creature created by the Creator.

Even with the high rate of robbery in the area where the mansion is situated, no robber seem to be interested in touching the building or the amenities it houses, even without security men in sight. All for the fear of being dealt with by the deity which is assumed to have killed the billionaire owner.

Tell our polithiefcian to swear by a deity and watch them behave but with the Bible, dem no send.

Look no further, the Abacha family defines looting perfectly.

Jesus is the head of the Church. I doubt there is anything like different denomination in heaven. The denomination you attend doesn't guarantee heaven. If that's true, then emphasis should not be placed on the Church one attends. A Bible believing church is the standard, all these denomination wahala na wash.

Advertisement is very good. Fake or genuine, advert reposition the product among other competitors. It helps remind the customers that the product is still existing and also showcase the improved package.

She is only showcasing the package. She'll definitely sell.

Break the failure of not going beyond Round of 16, a Quarter final birth is a good outing. Dreaming of winning the Worldcup is like looking to see the beginning and the end of heaven.

I'm looking for the David that can defeat this Goliat!. Anybody?.

dominique:
How dare you call someone who is probably old enough to birth you a fool? Is it by force to accept a job that he's not comfortable doing? Even if his decision is not the best regarding the circumstances, you're in no position to insult him because of that. Do you think it's everybody that that can work under the sun flagging down vehicles and getting insulted by vehicle owners?

Do you think everybody that comes online are babies like you? I'm an adult with huge responsibilities and I don't joke with any job for as long as it pays my bills no matter how small. If the dude in question has a wife and kids with huge responsibilities and bills to pay he won't be selecting jobs unnecessarily.

I'm very sure he stays with his mum and gets fed. Take away his shelter and food, his yanga go reduce and if e see any job, na correct job e go call am so long as kudi go show.

LastMumu:
and what makes you different from him? If hearing only one side of a story is enough for you to tag someone a fool, then you are a bigger fool yourself.

You are not him, you don't know what choices he has, you can't see what he is seeing. Even if you think he is taking the wrong decision, is it enough to call him a fool?

16-1(your post)=15 posts/people agreed the decision he took wasn't right and 15 people can't be wrong.

The OP never mentioned that the dude was presently working and the way she sounded, it showed she was bothered that her brother was being selective unnecessarily and might not get another opportunity like that anytime soon. She needed advice on how to persuade him to have a change of heart, the reason she brought the news here.

I believe you now know you are the fool here since you can't reason logically, oh I forgot, you are LastMumu!

A fool at 40 is a fool forever. Your brother just confirmed this saying.

When you go out and return safely to your house, you won't apppreciate what God has done until you have an encounter. I had an encounter and thank God I survived.

To the dead, RIP. To the family of the deceased, may God comfort them.

Our roads are not for fast and furious. Please drive carefully.

Who dey ask you?

NwaChibuzor12:
I don't know of any ooni in ife

Long live the Ooni of the Great Ife.

Aging but still extremely handsome. One of the few that I really respect

Three things are involved:

1. Electrical faults/sparks.
2. Minister deliberately setting his house on fire to attract sympathy, so as to play the victim and portraying others bad.
3. Enemies are scared that he might have incriminating evidences to completely nail them, hence the setting of the house on fire.

For me, e no concern me. Polithiefcian in any corner of this country, na the same. Na their wahala be that.

Hubert Ogunde, his juju in movies were scary!!!

Happy birthday Iya Rainbow. Continue to age gracefully.

At times, it is good to be quiet

NwaAmaikpe:


The truth be told;
This car is not befitting of a customized number plate.
The car is not even befitting for a mom.
I'd have preferred he let his mom keep using keke till he can afford to buy her something more decent like a Rolls Royce.

Well....white car for a white garment mom.


Probably from the proceeds of him seeking redress through legal action on Snapchat for leaking his masturbation video.

I love...
'water no get enemy
Omi o lo ta o,
water no get enemy

Who no dey drink water? Nobody.

I love I.T.T

[Chorus]
International Thief Thief!

I.T.T.
International thief
I.T.T.
International rogue

Well, well...
Ha!
Well, well...
Ha!

Motherfuckers, bastard motherfuckers
We yab dem, yeah
Hurry up there
Say "yeah"

[Chorus]
Well well!

Well well, na true I want talk again o
Na true I want talk again o
If I dey lie o
Make Osiris punish me
Make Ifa dey punish me o
Make Edumare punish me o
Make the land dey punish me o
Make Edumare punish me o

I read dem for book ee-o
I see so myself ee-o
Well-ee well-ee o
Well well... well well!

[Chorus]
Well well... well well!

Long time ago
Long, long time ago

[Chorus]
Long time ago!

Long, long, long, long time ago
African man we no dey carry shit
We dey shit inside big big hole
For Yoruba-land na "Shalanga"
For Igbo-land na "Onunu-insi"
For Hausa-land na "Salga"
For Gaa-land na "Tiafi"
For Ashanti-land na "Yarni"
For Ethiopia-land na "Sagara-be"
For Kagyu-land na "Cho-Cho"
For Bemba-land na "Chimbuzi"
For Tunga-land na "Echibuzi"
Long, long, long, long time ago
African man we no dey carry shit
We dey shit inside big big hole

[Chorus]
Long time ago!

Long, long, long, long time ago
Long, long, long, long time ago

Before them come force us away as slaves
During the time them come force us away as slaves
Na European man, na him dey carry shit
Na for them culture to carry shit
During the time them come colonize us
Them come teach us to carry shit
Long, long, long, long time ago
African man we no dey carry shit
Na European man teach us to carry shit

[Chorus]
Say am, say am!

Many foreign companies dey Africa carry all our money go
Many foreign companies dey Africa carry all our money go
Them go write big English for newspaper, dabaru we Africans
Them go write big English for newspaper, dabaru we Africans

I read about one of them inside book like that
Them call him name na I.T.T.
I read about one of them inside book like that
Them call him name na I.T.T.

Them go dey cause confusion (Confusion!)
Cause corruption (Corruption!)
Cause oppression (Oppression!)
Cause inflation (Inflation!)

Oppression, oppression, inflation
Corruption, oppression, inflation

Them get one style wey them dey use
Them go pick one African man
A man with low mentality
Them go give am million naira breads
To become of high position here
Him go bribe some thousand naira bread
To become one useless chief

Like rat they do them go do from
Corner corner, pass-ee pass-ee
Under under, pass-ee pass-ee
Inside inside, pass-ee pass-ee
In in, pass-ee pass-ee
Out out, pass-ee pass-ee
Peep peep, pass-ee pass-ee
Up up, pass-ee pass-ee...

Then he gradually, gradually, gradually, gradually...
Then he gradually, gradually, gradually, gradually...

Them go be:
Friend friend to journalist
Friend friend to Commissioner
Friend friend to Permanent Secretary
Friend friend to Minister
Friend friend to Head of State

Then start start to steal money
Start start them corruption
Start start them inflation
Start start them oppression
Start start them confusion
Start start them oppression
Start start to steal money
Start start to steal money

Like Obasanjo and Abiola

[Chorus]
International Thief Thief!

I.T.T.
International rogue
International thief
We go fight them, well well

[Chorus]
Well well!

Well, well...

We don tire to carry anymore of them shit
We don tire to carry anymore of them shit
We don tire to carry anymore of them shit

Well, well...

[Chorus]
International Thief Thief!

There can only be one Fela. Fela was like a prophet, a man who saw tomorrow. He saw what so many prophets could not see. Fela means every letter in the word 'Legend'.

Diiet:
Can a man serve two masters?

Why is fayose compromising his faith because of politics?

Why trading what will end for eternity?
I wonder what his wife,a pastor and prophet will be thinking about this.
The man is straying and i pray God bring him back home.

Don't take our polithiefcians serious. Majority of them don't have religion. They only use religion and ethnic bigotry to divide the people when convenient and in most cases, it protects their interest.

As for the picture, it's for the media, its part of politicking. He wants to go to Abuja by all means as a Senator after his tenure because he won't get Aso Rock. This mission must be accomplished either by hook or crook.

Fayose isn't confused. He is smart polithiefcian by Nigeria's standard using politricks to deceive the gullible.

Awareness must be created, votes must be won and interests intact. That's the game and well played by good players of the game.

MhizzAJ:
He's a Christslam

But isn't Fayose confused

The statement 'I belong to nobody and everybody' now has a clear and direct meaning.

'I belong to nobody' means he doesn't represent the South at all while 'I belong to everybody' simply means he is King of the North. Never again should we as a people have a government that is this divisive.

As for Uncle Jona and BAT, una see una lives? Jona turn bingo for north on to say he want make dem vote am for second term and BAT too pour sand-sand for Jona matter on to say he wan further/strengthen his position as the biggest godfather for we country by making the Daura man the 'aare'. Una two don successfully sell the south to the north! South cancels South and North wins, but why? Una do well o.

The polithiefcians in government are thieves. Some Nigerians like Nelson's family are also thieves, unfortunately we deserve the illiterates and corrupt leaders that govern us.

Since Nelson's family believes the escape route from the Oyinbo lady was to declare Nelson dead, that death will surely come but not until the whole family faces the consequence of their action.

We should all come together, with one voice, to support this Oyinbo lady to get justice. By so doing, we would have sent the right message that we are not scam as a people.

She is bold and proud of her oranges but nudity isn't a virtue, please learn to cover up.

Funny things men wants/needs! I remember a thread of a lady that had firm oranges and was crying and needing help on how to get them sagged because her 'bobo' wants them sagged. Different strokes for different folks.

You didn't murder English but why?

MurderEnglish:
Rip DJ Olu

I thought they should all be in black...

I don't even know sha

it looks like a party without a DJ

The bolded part:- DJ is in the casket. RIP

Kinibigdeal about bingos!.Even you wey dey talk, when last you see Doctor?

Dogs are man's best pal, I just wonder like Femi Kuti what came over these ones?

kinibigdeal:
Black men, cant you take the dog to a psychoterapist (if that even exist self)

Look at the way he wore the snake like a necklace or gold medal!!! Dude is feeling fly.

Monkey pox is dancing around the country. I hope we won't have snake pox to battle with again.

Extinction of this specie beckons!

Her mum had her when she was 17. For her, it's like 'kini' big deal! Following her mama's footstep is the 'koko'.

With her story, trust that she'd dump the loose mum and look for another joystick to ride sharp-sharp. One to two years maximum, she'd be a mother too.

Pynkylypz:
16 years in a relationship!! Unbelievable!!

I'd have said you cut all ties with both of them but you still need your mum for survival. Find your feet first and cut her loose but if you can survive on your own, run away from her.

Remove government sponsorship or that Decree 101 and federal character is dead and buried in our football.

If we are not careful, we might have serious problems selecting the best for the worldcup. Monies will begin to change hands, powerful connection and lobbying has started. Very few in the team are untouchables and the lesser weight with no connection will be shown the exit. Many don't want to play qualifiers but want to play at the worldcup. Watch as Enyeama, Tammy Abraham, Jordan Ibeh, Lookman etc will fancy their chances. Aside Enyeama, the rest might be considered ahead of these patriotic players who are the true heroes because they might have thr right connection.

As a people, we are biased, ethnic bigots and extremely corrupt. There's no ending to federal character in our system.

...And should Nigeria and Russia get paired!!!. Olgar, Mikel and their twins will be confused and should Mikel now score the goal that sends Russia out, wahala go dey be that.

After the golden-Bronze at the last Olympics and his attendance led to his exit from Chelsea, my respect for Mikel increased. Talking about patrotism and loyalty, Mikel defines both. Respect Baba Ibeji.

Tolexander:
cool!

Olgar should try to mobilize her people to support us in Russia.