₦airaland Forum

Mummy still feeds you abi?. Tell her to give you few hundred naira notes to have a hair-cut.

I pray everyone destroying our image, destroying and embezzling our constituent's allowance shall be permanently silenced and dethroned from his position

This twitter user no get joy.

Dino, some said amen to your prayer, na your turn now. Say amen to the above prayer.

Regardless of the amount you were paid before and what you earn now, the fact is Ninolowo.

The difference today was Alex Iwobi, his goal is the reason we are celebrating. He is surely the MOM.

Leon Balogun was solid, strong and played like his life would end if we loses. His displays is worth remembering.

Somebody should please end Echejile's Eagles career. He is the weakest link in the team. If we are serious about making any impact at the Worldcup, Echejile should be replaced.

The sky is green. Green is the blood. Proudly Nigerian.

To your question, Yes and I suggest CHAN Eagles should taste action

Donbabaj:
Question: Will the Super Eagles still continue to play the qualifiers against Algeria despite qualifying for the World Cup?

Russia here we come. Mikel to see all his inlaws. Leon is a wall stronger than Wall of Jericho. Iwobi to get the Man of the match award.

Eagles should make this match irrelevant by beating Zambia. I believe it's doable.

At times, it is good to be quiet

Pells:
drink acid

In Nigeria, every animal is meat. Some can even eat idiot

Even those people that bears Patience don't have that kind of patience to patiently wait while Buhari ruins their patience. He clearly belongs to himself and nobody.

Except a miracle, 20 Jagbajantis a.k.a Froggy can't make him President again.

... And after some few seconds, you go humble

Papiikush:
That last picture.

I just wanna put my dick in her and watch her mouth go.

"Arrrrghhh baby, do it faster."

Ezenwa's trademark canoe-like celebration is enough for me. That kind of celebration will be too befitting when we score, celebrate and send Zambia back to Lusaka.

Ezenwa has done well so far, why change a winning tea? Why fix when it aint broken?

No obstacle will quench this fire of love, amen.

Happy married life and stay married. May that smile last forever, amen.

Enjoy the same food everyday and always. Keep it sweet so that it will last long

Apply in person to where? Boys will always be boys!

No email, no address, nothing!!!. This is what happens when you either sit on your brain or think with your joystick.

... And this is supposed to be a joke, guy-man get busy, you are too free!

Worwor called worwor worwor!!! Who come worwor pass?

Worwor:
Worwor mama
No curve, no big yansh. no no for me.

If you can do the crime, then do the time. Hustle legitimately.

I rep Type B but all rules or laws have exceptions

The guy joystick don done

doyinbaby:
can Igbo and Yoruba ever unite

Change is constant and inevitable. Politically I would say no for now but have you ever asked why they never fought as in physically despite the endless e-wars compared to the other ethnic group that fights anybody and everybody? So they can still find that common interest to unite politically in future.

emmasege:
I'll disagree with FFK on this. Did PDP treat us with respect before they won the presidency in 1999 despite the fact that we voted massively for Olu False. While we concentrated on our small colony of AD, PDP simply extended their drag net from the north to the south east and south south.

We need not overrate ourselves. The north only needs an understanding of at least one of the three southern zones to retain the seat in 2019. Until the entire south start speaking the same political language and stop the bitter and age long rivalry between the Igbos and Yorubas, the North will always lord it over us.

Well said.

Our division in the South, North gains. Southern unity, North losses. The only thing Southwest is good at is opposition politics. The day the South is united, that would be the beginning of the end of northern stronghold of Nigeria and her resources.

Chuks9000:
This photo is disrespectful.

Imagine that gun was stolen as a result of the Officer sleeping on duty or negliegence and the said gun pointed at you, would you still talk about disrespect or beg that your life be spared?

Sleeping on duty should attract fines or query in any organization. At times, me sef dey sleep for office o when tired.

In the case of a Police officer handling a rifle and sleeping on duty, this should attract an outright dismissal. Imagine that rifle in the wrong hands!!!

What do expect from liquor seller? When caught, trust that he'd blame the devil and the effect of too much intake of liquor. End time child.

Trouble was said to have started when Caleb, the last child of the 55-year-old deceased, a liquor seller, demanded for money from her.

Hopeful Hope!!!

Luckygurl:
Awwww!! This brought smiles to my face

And he's taken
Yaaahh!!!
Y'know I've always itched to hear something like this from your comments

I'm still grinning wildly here

The craziest thing she did for me.

I was hungry, no money and no food. Her dad didn't accept me because I was christian and anytime I go visit her,I'd stay at the outer room which hausas called 'zaure'. The outer room is the first room before you gain access to the entire house. This is where we hold our 'taadi' every evening.

She would fetch food from their family pot, take me away from zaure to a nearby road that is not too busy. At a corner I'd sit and she would use her long 'hijab' to cover me while I eat. Such a sweet lady. I couldn't take the food home because home wasn't sweet then.

Religion divided us. I'm not alone now as I'm taken. She was taken a couple of years back. I just hope she is happy too. We still talk.

Evil people!!!

The north knows they stand a better chance of ruling the country more and will fight any region that supports a weakened FG. More monies for FG from revenues from petroleum, north rules more, loots more and also controls the oil-wells too.

A weekened centre will also directly and indirectly breaks many monopolies held by the north e.g Dangote.

Fear north!!!

In Fast and Furious, they look fast cos it is a f**king movie and not reality. Don't try this on the road.

I remember a poster by FRSC a couple of years back, it reads, 'if you can't read this, it means you're running too fast'. I believe this should be everywhere on our highways, though I know many will still read it and ignore.

Speed always kills, it is fact!

Yorubas will always say 'Balogun lehin obinrin'. So if your assertion is true about Mikel, then you are not better.

balogun16:
Mikel is really suffering. Mikel is a weak man. where Mikel slept is where the woman supposed to sleep. I can boldly tell you that Mikel is not the head of the family.

Lagos leads, others follow.

You surely standfortruth

The day I give my total support will be the day political offices are unattractive with almost nothing to loot. Till then, APC and PDP are both parties of thieves.

istandfortruth:
With the composition of both APC and PDP, it amazes me how folks beleive that PDP was bad and APC is good or PDP is good and APC is bad. Lets leave the politicians with partisan politics and let us demand for good governance in very clear terms for greatest undoing of the masses has been foolishness and the elites will always exploit that until the scales fall of thier eyes.

Ibrahim Mantu should also apologise to Nigerians for supporting Obasanjo's third term agenda. Is the third agenda constitutional? In fact it will never be well with polithiefcians that have made and are making Nigerians suffer in Nigeria.