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Car Talk › Re: See Hilarious Warning Written On A Truck In Abuja by nerodenero: 6:32am On Aug 25, 2017
Indirectly saying this is the road to hell or heavencheesycheesycheesy
Politics › Re: FFK Reacts To Reports Of Rat Invasion In President buhari's Office by nerodenero: 7:26am On Aug 23, 2017
Garba Shehu is more sick than the Daura man. He needs more medical attention than his boss!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Check Out Senate President Bukola Saraki's 2014 Tweet by nerodenero: 6:52am On Aug 23, 2017
The above statement was for the votes and they got it. Trust that come 2019, same Sarakill will seek votes via any platform after APC failed Nigerians woefully.

To support any polithiefcian in Nigeria is like supporting the devil. The devil will steal, deceive and his highly subtle. Make governance unattractive and you'd discover Sarakill and his goons flee like bush meats running away from a hunter.
Politics › Re: Governor Bello And Sen Dino Maleye To Settle Their Differences by nerodenero: 7:58am On Aug 22, 2017
adontcare:
So those dat died in dia stupid fight nko?
They chose to support polithiefcians and I guess being dead is rewarding. This is a lesson to all those jobless youths who feels supporting and fighting for these lucifer is the only way to survive.

For me, I will start supporting politicians in Nigeria when governance is not attractive. No money to loot but to serve.
Romance › Re: Have You Had Sex With A Pregnant Woman That's Not Your Baby? by nerodenero: 1:05pm On Aug 20, 2017
How would you feel if someone sleeps with your pregant wife or girlfriend or sister? Answer this question objectively.

You need Jesus!!!
AdiNik:
Have been seeing this girl for about 3 years now and even though she had a boyfriend all through this period, we usually had sex anytime I am back to town. I just got back recently and she is pregnant for her boyfriend( about 5 to 6 months gone). Being trying to avoid her since she is now pregnant for her guy but she is still insisting we do the usual.( have sex).
Have u ever had to have sex with someone that's pregnant with someone's baby?
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Announce His Resignation In National Broadcast On Monday by nerodenero: 8:19am On Aug 20, 2017
If Buhari resigns tomorrow, I will dance naked on this forumgringrin

OP, continue dey lie, kaji ko!
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Really Answer Prayers? by nerodenero: 7:21am On Aug 20, 2017
Aside the fact that faith is important and living a life without sin will ensure we get results from prayer, I personally think God answers in this form:

1. Yes: this simply means the time is right, the reason at times we pray and receive answers almost immediately. It also means the individual has been praying the right prayer, not praying amiss. It is no magic, it simply means it is time for the individual to shine.

2. No: God knows our needs and want but He'd answer our needs and not want. I want a car but my preferred choice is Ranger Rover 2018 model and what God knows we NEED is just a car. He might just provide what we need and not what we want. Again, 'No' could be that it is wrong prayer. By grace, many are blessed that they both have needs and wants. Time and chance happen to all.

3. Wait: Our ways are not His ways. His time is always right. We might ask from Him and it will take long before we receive answers. During this waiting period, we should not lose focus because the devil is also around, trying our faith in God. Waiting is not that one is being denied, you wait because the time you'd receive answers isn't only right but glory of God will be manifested.

I could be wrong but the above is just a personal opinion.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Prays With Osinbajo, Okorocha And Others (Photo) by nerodenero: 4:46am On Aug 20, 2017
Same media made him many jingles, selling Buhari to the people courtesy of TVC and made many Nigerians vote him as President.

If you know him well enough, tell him people are hungry and angry.
maisauki:
D media only portray him as an extremist he's good to a fault
Politics › Re: Pictures Of My President's Convoy Back To Villa by nerodenero: 6:31pm On Aug 19, 2017
When I see people support and die for polithiefcians, I ask myself this question, are we all living in the same country? I don't really get it at all.

I will begin to support politicians when government becomes unattractive with almost nothing to loot and the masses begin to enjoy real value and gains of democracy.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Airforce One Just Landed by nerodenero: 4:46pm On Aug 19, 2017
I'm only interested in what he'd say after over 100days in Mama Charly's country on leave. One camaign promise just gone south.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Return To Nigeria: Presidential Jet Leaves Heathrow Airport (video) by nerodenero: 9:45am On Aug 19, 2017
Africans don't resign. If he does, he'd be making history.
JONNYSPUTE:
Safe trip Mr president but resign if u cannot ope. Just an advice.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Return To Nigeria: Presidential Jet Leaves Heathrow Airport (video) by nerodenero:
I hope it won't be a case of rushing him back too soon.

I think the Resume or resign protest is the reason he is returning but must we always protest all the time before the right thing is done?

I look forward to monday's Presidential broadcast. I want to see how he'd be able to convince us that he still belongs to everybody including the Igbos he has used his words to divide like never before, not minding the fact they didn't vote him in the last election and the other part which is 'nobody' meant for the God-forsaken, never-do-well cabals holding him and millions of Nigerians to ransome. Buhari better get that speech right on that day.

If the President wishes us well and decisively put his good wishes to action such that the common man on the street feels his action positively, then Nigerians will wish him well in return
Crime › Re: Married Man Lands In Court For Fingering And Harassing A 12-yr-old Girl For Sex by nerodenero:
To the moniker below, thanks.

if I were the Judge, I'll simply help him put away his misery by passing a judgment that his third leg be cut off. By so doing, you have in no small measure helped tame this beast, preventing the innocent people from falling a victim. It will also be good for him to watch how other men help his wife climax since he is 'joystickless'. Oloshi
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Kissing His Wife, Foluke (Photos) by nerodenero: 8:47am On Aug 19, 2017
Love, tolerance and foundation built on God's word kept them for 50years.

I wish that in some years to come, I'd hold her, look back, count my blessings and shout halleluyah for He's good now and forever.
Politics › Re: UK Police Spotted At Abuja House As Nigerians Prepare For All Night Protest.PICS by nerodenero:
#Ourmumudondo#grincheesy

African leaders don't resign, they die on the throne. Buhari should rewrite history.

Be wise, chose life and not power.
Politics › Re: South East Has Lowest Bribery Prevalence In Nigeria by nerodenero: 5:56am On Aug 18, 2017
Check our DNA, all you see is corruption. For the north I'm not surprised because there exist a great distance between the rich and the poor. They depend majorly on polithiefcians for survival. Make them poorer and have them under your grip. Nice one from the Southeast.
Politics › Re: Cabal Plotting To Return Buhari To Abuja For Sallah - Sahara Reporters by nerodenero: 11:09pm On Aug 16, 2017
If Buhari was my employee, he'd have received a sack letter from me.

I'd suggest that he stays and live but if he returns now, he might not last.

Buhari, seek life and not power. Ignore the cabals.
Politics › Re: What I Will Do To Buhari If He Was My Father – Charly Boy by nerodenero: 10:49am On Aug 16, 2017
Unfortunately many with this free gift from God are so stupid that they support anything and everything our God-forsaken polithiefcians does.

So you see that followers and fans of polithiefcians have this free gift and yet they are useless.
PassingShot:
Buhari asked Yar'Adua be impeached because Yar'Adua didn't comply with the requirement of the constitution to transfer power to his VP.

Our brain is a free gift from God.
Politics › Re: What I Will Do To Buhari If He Was My Father – Charly Boy by nerodenero: 7:42am On Aug 16, 2017
I'm from the West.

I just love good governance regardless who rules but unnecessary sentiments fused with religion and ethnicity is killing us.

The North is the reason we are where we are today.
proeast:
It all shows that Nigeria is not a nation. Everything that is happening with Buhari has its roots in tribal and religious sentiment. If Buhari had been from the SE/SS the yorubas would have started protests in Lagos many months ago and the a.b.ok.is would have impeached him through the senate. Nigerians are dying en mass due to buharis incompetence yet people from the north and west are still supporting him because of primitive sentiment! Every other country is fast developing but we are here fast retrogressing, we might soon become a fourth world country! Nigeria as a entity is a crime against humanity. May this contraption breaK up ASAP!
Politics › Re: What I Will Do To Buhari If He Was My Father – Charly Boy by nerodenero: 6:35am On Aug 16, 2017
Sentiments aside, resume or resign protest is in order. Besides, Buhari asked that Umar Yar'adua be imppeached for ill-health before his demise.

Some Sai Baba chanters just reason and act like illiterates. Even if the 'Oga at the top' is one, why can't you guys borrow sensecheesy? Sense fall on una!!!
Celebrities › Re: Bukola Adeeyo And Her Baby Girl, Janell Step Out (Photos) by nerodenero: 7:51am On Aug 15, 2017
At times, being silent is good.
taoheedoriloye:
No big deal if you ask me.
He odun is famous, handsome, rich and tall.
His wife should accept the bitter pills. That's life.
Odun may your manhood ride on, ameen!
Politics › Re: What Will A Politician Promise U Before U Can For Vote Him/her come 2019 by nerodenero: 8:09pm On Aug 13, 2017
I don't believe in them but our polithiefcians fear these smaller gods. He should swear by the gods of Iron, Sango or Amadiohacheesycheesy and just maybe I'd vote himcheesy
Business › Re: Lady Shows The N1000 Note Dispensed To Her By An ATM In Lagos by nerodenero: 4:52pm On Aug 13, 2017
It is even possible for the bank to dispense fake notes to the public and at any time you bring such to them, they'd reject it. Remember, the operator might intentionally swap the genuine one for the fake. Anything and everything is possible in Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: Super Cup (1 - 3) On 13th August 2017 by nerodenero:
This land was bought specifically to celebrate Barca's victory tonight. Haters, please keep off. Barca rulesgringringrin
Celebrities › Re: Who Rocked This Haircut Better Between Annieidibia And Tonto Dikeh by nerodenero: 6:48am On Aug 13, 2017
Annie Idibia just made me fall in love again with this haircut that reigned in the past. She killed it for megrincheesy
Politics › Re: I Want To Go To Heaven, Says Obasanjo by nerodenero: 6:42am On Aug 13, 2017
What of if Fela is in heaven?
seunmsg:
If people like Obasanjo will make heaven, I think I will be better off in hell with the likes of Fela.
Politics › Re: I Want To Go To Heaven, Says Obasanjo by nerodenero:
Matthew Aremu Obasanjo aka Ebora owucheesy. I know you don't like being. Called Matthew, the tax collector but I just did, so come and catch me I dey my bedcheesycheesycheesy.

Matthew Obasanjo is gradually working out his salvation as I'm on mine too. Tomorrow might be too late.
Sports › Re: Man City Signs Kayode Olarenwaju On 4-Year Deal (Photos) by nerodenero: 5:18pm On Aug 12, 2017
You dumped a Kelechi Iheanacho for Kayode Olanrewaju!!! Una don dey Kolo!!! Anyway, congratulations and I wish you well.
Politics › Re: Aregbosala To Clampdown On Indiscriminate Public Defecation by nerodenero:
It's a welcome development.

A few years ago I was posted to work at a site in Ilesha. I arrived very late because my materials to work with was delayed by the useless driver conveying the stuff to my site.

As soon as the material landed, I started working and through the night to the next morning it was work, work and work. I met a guy who was somehow jobless and lives in a room apartment very close to the site. Due to the massive nature of my work, I employed him. Fastforward to the next day and after eating a lot of jargons, I started having stomach issues and needed to poo sharply. At this point, my employee had gone on an errand. Without wasting much time, I dashed to his house beside my site. Through the passage in the middle, I ran faster than Usain Bolt to the backyard and there I got stunned - no toilet!!! Poo was coming fast and without wasting any second I dashed back and straight to the nearest bush. At the bush, my anus was blowing like real trumpet, with the odour of my poo suffocating all living things within the perimeter.

After the bush attack, I came back and I discovered that many houses around had no toilets. What they do is open defacation just as I did. It is that bad.

I rep Osun but on that day, 'Osun fall my hand'.

Aregbe, the poo is on you that your state smells and it is only wise that you either shut down all houses without toilets or give time frame to get one.

Again, the poo is on youhuh
Politics › Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by nerodenero: 7:25pm On Aug 11, 2017
Lauretta 1-1 Reno.

Please we need more sucker punches from these overgrown babies. Reno no fall hand ocheesygrin.
Politics › Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by nerodenero: 7:11pm On Aug 11, 2017
Apologies Madam, but you no fine at all. Lizard no fine, so I agree with Reno.

Wait o, na inside hole Lizard dey live, so Reno dey say Madam Lauretta dey live inside hole for Aso Rockcheesycheesy.

Like Reno, like Lauretta. Take Reno back to Aso Rock and he'd be doing what Lauretta is doing - Lies and propaganda.
Celebrities › Re: Popular Comic Actor Gets Punished In Cute Pre-wedding Photo by nerodenero: 9:14am On Aug 11, 2017
Dude is already carrying the wife's pregnancy. Too much star plus bread intakecheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy

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