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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Reacts Over Dino Melaye, Adeyanju deji Arrested, Blasts Buhari by NessaBoo(f): 8:34am On Jan 05, 2019
Okoyeeebos:



Lol, Like a boss!! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Reacts Over Dino Melaye, Adeyanju deji Arrested, Blasts Buhari by NessaBoo(f): 1:01am On Jan 05, 2019
Okoyeeebos:
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That is how this one would be speaking English online but can't organise 2 votes for his candidate. You are politically worthless and of no use.

You are a loser and are destined to infect your candidates with your unfortunate luck.

This your useless grammar would still be used for hawking gala las las.

Okoyeeebos:


Don't mind that WritePal.
He's a hungry nonentity with no political worth trying to do attache by force to politicians.

Na people like him them dey take test jazz for PDP national convention.

Haba na!! Lool...you're just too hilarious, it has to be said.

Bad mouth!!

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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Reacts Over Dino Melaye, Adeyanju deji Arrested, Blasts Buhari by NessaBoo(f): 11:45pm On Jan 04, 2019
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FFK He's nothing but a comedian , a not so funny and wise one at that!

Lol, definitely not wise but FFK delusions and rants makes him funny at times...him, Fayose and Dino are quite a comic relief.

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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Reacts Over Dino Melaye, Adeyanju deji Arrested, Blasts Buhari by NessaBoo(f): 10:52pm On Jan 04, 2019
Waaaitttt!! Did I just read right?? Did FFK just say "touch not my annointed... " grin

Hahahaha!!

Who's the anointed, Dino??

They've definitely refilled FFK's cocaine stash for the futile advocacy he's about to embark on behalf of the elusive senator. It won't werk!!!

FFK, please keep your usual rants and tantrums to yourself...

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Suffers Severe Asthma Attack In Police Headquarters (PICS) by NessaBoo(f): 10:13pm On Jan 04, 2019
Jungpablo:
I wonder what is sending shivers down his spine

Don't mind him, he's just clowning, I'm sure the police would be having a good laugh with all his drama and looking at him like...

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Suffers Severe Asthma Attack In Police Headquarters (PICS) by NessaBoo(f): 8:33pm On Jan 04, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Don't you think we should start celebrating before Dino kicks the bucket? cheesy

We all hate him and want him dead, and we the APC will jubilate for killing him.

Let's drink to that.

Nobody wants Dino dead, don't overstate or fuel the propaganda, they only want to question and interrogate him for a crime he's been accused of, which is obtainable in sane societies with a functioning Democracy, he will be released on bail under the bill of rights, if he meets the conditions once he's charged to court, grin

Don't fret ehnn he has absolutely nothing to worry about since your lawyer (Mike) is already there with him. grin

However, if you want to toast to the nabbing of the elusive suspect that has been playing hide and seek with justice and the law he's supposed to be a custodian of, I'm with you!

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Suffers Severe Asthma Attack In Police Headquarters (PICS) by NessaBoo(f): 7:53pm On Jan 04, 2019
With all of Dino's gimmicks, who would ever believe him if something is really wrong with him, his case is like the boy who cried Wolf--but in his own case we know he's always lying!! grin

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Politics / Re: IPOB Scatters “Orji Mbaise” In Imo, Chant 'No Election' (Video) by NessaBoo(f): 6:50pm On Jan 04, 2019
Topmaike007:
make una dey play love for nairaland oo

Lol, Apologies!
Politics / Re: IPOB Scatters “Orji Mbaise” In Imo, Chant 'No Election' (Video) by NessaBoo(f): 3:26pm On Jan 04, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Stop playing games with an old man like me. grin

Just tell me. I want to do something.

Lmao, last time you were so convinced I was from the South West, today I be Ijaw...tomorrow I must be American oo!! grin
Politics / Re: IPOB Scatters “Orji Mbaise” In Imo, Chant 'No Election' (Video) by NessaBoo(f): 3:18pm On Jan 04, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Fine Ijaw babe. wink

Huh?? I'm not from South West anymore abi??

Keep changing my tribe oo!!

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Politics / Re: IPOB Scatters “Orji Mbaise” In Imo, Chant 'No Election' (Video) by NessaBoo(f): 3:14pm On Jan 04, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Upload a new year photo jor. cheesy

Lemme know who I will defeat thoroughly come Jan 19th.

tongue

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Politics / Re: IPOB Scatters “Orji Mbaise” In Imo, Chant 'No Election' (Video) by NessaBoo(f): 2:12pm On Jan 04, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Lol, you misunderstood my comment completely. grin

Hahahaha!! Ohhhhh...Reallyyyyy??!!

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Crime / Re: Lady Calls Out Her Husband For Beating Her Because Of His Sidechic (Photos) by NessaBoo(f): 1:40pm On Jan 04, 2019
Heyaa!! Sorry, at least you're still alive...find your way out of that house before you lose it, how can you beat a lady like this?? From her write up sef, it seems as if she's waiting for an apology and will still go back to endure more rounds.

You claim you love me, but the only way you know how to express that love is through repeated blows!! Heck Nooo!! I forbid that kinda love oo!!

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Romance / Re: Apostle Chris Omatsola On Sex Scandal: "We Made Over 10 Sex Videos" by NessaBoo(f): 1:15pm On Jan 04, 2019
However, Princess' attitude started changing when Davido’s gifted his Chioma with a 45 million Naira Porsche SUV car on her birthday during the assurance era.

The man said Assurance era!! Very interesting and funny read.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Scatters “Orji Mbaise” In Imo, Chant 'No Election' (Video) by NessaBoo(f): 1:00pm On Jan 04, 2019
JasonScoolari:
It is so glaring who your anointed candidate is.

Well done.

Jason, the comments were funny naa!!

I had to recheck monikers to confirm if my eyes weren't playing a trick on me.

As much as i don't indulge in tribal sentiments, you must have a special kind of terrible sense of humor not to find them funny. cheesy

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Crime / Re: Lady Attacks Her Only Daughter With Blade Over Meat Theft (graphic Photos) by NessaBoo(f): 11:49am On Jan 04, 2019
OMG! OMG!! Whaattt!! You did this to your own child??

I can understand the anger of beating an erring child when she does something despicable like stealing, but for you to inflict deep cuts on a little girl like this means there are definitely multiple screws loose in her head.

That little girl shouldn't be allowed to go with the mother until the woman undergoes a lengthy psychiatric evaluation!!

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Crime / Re: Ondo Man Caught With Used Sanitary Pads For Psychiatry Test by NessaBoo(f): 11:17am On Jan 04, 2019
longerthroat:


one mad guy (acts mad sha) in my area, na Eva table water he dey drink, flashy cars with tinted glass kept delivering packages fast food to him. he too most times deliver package to them... I wonder how they do that. I no trust his mental state at all.

I've actually heard tales like that actually, about people disguising as mental patients to carry out evil acts, so I get your point!

But lynching everyone caught with panties without confirming the mental state of that person is quite vicious, he could have innocently picked it up from heap of garbage, I know some guys even steal panties just to satisfy a weird sexual fetish desire--they should all be lynched too?! cheesy

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Politics / Re: The Amina Zakari Wahala - By Naptu2 by NessaBoo(f): 10:56am On Jan 04, 2019
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Hahaha wink cheesy.
You haff joined our pepper dem gang too,Ness.
But only tough skin people can join o!
Some people won't be happy reading this you know?!
Madam Aisha is just too beautiful, she's all beauty and brains!
Just like a 'certain' Ness we know!
kiss

My dear, I already have Bsc at ignoring trolls...I'm already enrolling for my masters at ignoring them as well, so no worry...I go dey okay!! cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Blame His Wife, DJ Xgee Was Abusive To Me - Ex Girlfriend by NessaBoo(f): 10:50am On Jan 04, 2019
blesoh:

I wonder too, that was how my hair stylist got beaten by her husband on Christmas day, when I saw her she started lying that she fell down Huh?
How can your whole face gets swollen by just falling and the bruises were glaring, well I just stopped and mind my business

You did the right thing oo, since she doesn't believe she needs help or advice, what more could you have done without her tagging you Amebo, Its until she loses a eye or worse, and guess what? The man will just gladly move on.

Its always better to have your life and your sanity than enduring physical abuse from a partner that claims he loves you but the only way he knows how to express that love is through repeated blows! Which kain yeye love be that?!

I dey forbid that kain love oo!!

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Politics / Re: The Amina Zakari Wahala - By Naptu2 by NessaBoo(f): 10:29am On Jan 04, 2019
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They are bunch of desperate politicians.
This shenanigan is Nothing but distractions towards the presidential election NEXT month.
But no matter what the thieving party comes up with.....

4 + 4 will always be 8.

(Picture Fresh from Aso Villa, straight
to Yours truly
!)

God bless the BEAUTIFUL wife of our President.
NessaBoo, Isn't she LOVELY?!
*winks*

You know I've got so much love for Madam Aisha, she's a rare gem, I love the laali on her palms ehnn....I must do am, I wee post the picture to you when I'm done. grin

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Crime / Re: Ondo Man Caught With Used Sanitary Pads For Psychiatry Test by NessaBoo(f): 10:06am On Jan 04, 2019
Honestly speaking, the man might just be mentally unstable.
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Is Home To The Largest Number Of Backward Unprogresive Fools - Burnaboy by NessaBoo(f): 9:56am On Jan 04, 2019
Hehehehehe!!

But to be honest ehn, he's not entirely far from the truth oo...I know he was too blunt, but sometimes it just has to be said.

P.S: I'm definitely not among oo!!

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Politics / Re: IPOB Scatters “Orji Mbaise” In Imo, Chant 'No Election' (Video) by NessaBoo(f): 9:47am On Jan 04, 2019
The way sarcasms are being skewed here is just rib-cracking!!

Atiku right now!!

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Politics / Re: Surrender To Police, Falana Advises Senator Dino Melaye by NessaBoo(f): 8:57am On Jan 04, 2019
Dino, come out, come out... Wherever you are!!

Quit playing hide and seek with Justice and face your travails like a man jare!!

I know you don't want to go to jail because you're worried about who's going to do houseboy for Saraki in Kwara, when he's also sent packing this year, but don't fret...we will cross that river when we get there!! grin

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Celebrities / Re: “DJ Xgee Was My Violent And Abusive Boyfriend In University” - Tope Akinsemoyin by NessaBoo(f): 8:54am On Jan 04, 2019
Jungpablo:


nessa nobody hates abuse more than I do, I can never abuse my boo

Mr Pablo!! Your monicker alone sends shivers down my spine!!

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Crime / Re: Malawian Man Arrested For Raping A Goat. Says 'I Sought Its Consent First' (Pic) by NessaBoo(f): 8:33am On Jan 04, 2019
They should contact Dr Dollitle to help question the goat, so we can confirm if the man is saying the Truth!

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Crime / Re: I Only Killed One Person, Blinded Another, Says Suspected Cult Leader by NessaBoo(f): 8:22am On Jan 04, 2019
"I didn't kill many people, I only killed Bode, Bode belonged to Axe Confraternity . I shot him during a fight between my group and his group. He didn’t die immediately; I was told he died later."

Bode is now swimming with the fishes, its like Bode really deserved it, probably has killed too. You guys should just please continue killing each other and leave the innocents out of your miseries.

You only killed Bode, Imagine!!

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Blame His Wife, DJ Xgee Was Abusive To Me - Ex Girlfriend by NessaBoo(f): 7:57am On Jan 04, 2019
Ifyhills:

lols,Even his ancestors.

Lol, I'm telling you!

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Politics / Re: Fayemi’s Aide Reveals What Fayose Is Suffering From, Says Ex-gov Begging Atiku by NessaBoo(f): 7:46am On Jan 04, 2019
"According to Dipe, Fayose was being deliberately mischievous as usual and had failed to realise the fact that his political music had since stopped playing, yet he kept dancing like a mad man in the market to no music"

Even when his polical music was playing, he was dancing like a mad man cutting ponmo, going on Okada jamborees, and drinking ogogoro at stalls, so why should his craze now stop when it's obvious he hasn't gotten any help for his mental deficiencies.

He's only seeking relevance, grin and its quite cruel for Atiku and PDP to ignore him like this, Suicide is currently on the rise, give him attention now ooo!!

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Blame His Wife, DJ Xgee Was Abusive To Me - Ex Girlfriend by NessaBoo(f): 6:50am On Jan 04, 2019
God, I so much hate abusive relationships... How can he turn you into a punching bag and you will stay with him? Because of what?? Love?? Hell No!! angry

The day he lays his hands on me ehnn...that's definitely the END!! Imagine kicking someone a lady for that matter till she starts coughing up blood, Haba!! embarassed

Even if you bring your pastor, all your immediate and extended family members to beg, there's no going back!! Abeg oo, life is way too precious to endure abuse from a brute!! angry

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Celebrities / Re: “DJ Xgee Was My Violent And Abusive Boyfriend In University” - Tope Akinsemoyin by NessaBoo(f): 6:44am On Jan 04, 2019
God, I so much hate abusive relationships... How can he turn you into a punching bag and you will stay with him? Because of what?? Love?? Hell No!! angry

The day he lays his hands on me ehnn...that's definitely the END!! Imagine kicking someone till the person starts coughing up blood, Haba!!

Even if you bring your pastor, all your immediate and extended family members to beg, there's no going back!! Abeg oo, life is way too precious to endure abuse from a brute!! angry

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Politics / Re: INEC Appoints Amina Zakari As Head Of Collation Centre For Elections by NessaBoo(f): 8:22pm On Jan 03, 2019
JasonScoolari:
NessaBoo, my beautiful friend who choose to pitch tent with the APC, how do you see this "miraculous" appointment in the closing stage? cheesy

To be candid ehnn, I just have to say i also have some reservations and misgivings about it...I don't think any relative of the President should be part of the Independent National Electoral Commission electoral process this year....The stakes are way too high to give room for partisan appointees to be near the most critical aspect of our democracy!!

I just feel its morally wrong and insensitive!!

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