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[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=249630.msg3740455#msg3740455 date=1239933283]You know what?

You should post here more often.

We need male posters too

Nice points, B.T.W[/quote]what! and spoil my street cred u most be joking *throwing up some serious signs*

i agree with dual core. . .

@aloy
na wa for u o wot dirty advantage?. . .which kain yarns be dat?its like u're either proud or inexperienced. . .cos if u weren't any of the two u'd know that a good no of boys would prefer to let the gel do the breaking up so she feels good(its easy now, just send her signs)

they understand at that age o. . .dont underestimate them i'm serious

if u're not up for the beating(coward) part then talk to them with a straight face and u can do the whole keep them in a corner thing. . .but letting them know they've done something wrong is important(even if they pretend as if they dont know)

its important to talk to them calmly esp when u're chastising them(gosh did i just use that word. . .i feel old) so they dont begin to perceive u as being unnecessarily emotional from a very young age!

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=249630.msg3740380#msg3740380 date=1239929464]rotflmao, you're crazy

Beating a child won't solve anything, darl. It'll only make them more rebellious.

What if he starts destroying the house items nko? Such as glass cups, flower decorations, etc?[/quote]not the kind of beating i do!. . .seriously someone described it as beating the child with one hand and drawing him close with the other!

i hv a cousin thats like 7 now and when he was young i used to beat him a lot(not to hurt him sha. . . until he was 3) but i played with him more than anything as in he knew i wouldnt hesitate to beat him if he stepped outta line but he was like my own son and till today he will do whatever i tell him(i dont even beat him anymore) his parents even threaten him with my name sef

its not jst the beating o!. . . i cant explain it but esp with children there's a way u can hold a child and without saying anything tell him i love you to pieces(i used to do that to him a lot) [size=5pt]*never tried doing it to a gel tho she'd prolly spontaneously combust*[/size]

also did similar stuff with another set of cousins the key is to let them know that u wont take any nonsense but still be their friend

u sha get my point sey?

der should be two sets of replies to this question. . . the naija one and the non-naija(dats ppl outside naija in civilized countries)

now abt ur question. . .
if its his/her toys the child is destroying its enough to say no new toys cos u destroyed the other ones

if its not i will beat d nonsense out of the child next time he(i'm already tired of typing he/she _{so much for being politically correct})sees another persons property he will be careful!

its sad to see some of the ppl i respect on NL acting like kids o. . . this is jst wrong!

u think so?

throw her over my shoulder. . .

am as shy as pie. . .(shhhh dont tell anyone!)

na wa o. . . anyway sha na we cause am for ourselves if to say we no too show ourselves all over the globe them for no dey beef us like this. read in a paper somewhere that naija takes third place when it comes to cybercrimes. . .guess who took 1st and 2nd? yep u guessed right the good ol star sprangled bedsheet and union jill. if we kept our brakelights at home nobody would be telling us nonsense!

my bed. . . am abt to go bak to bed(no work till nxt week for me )

ask him/her when u see him!


arent u s'posed to be working?

@gaminechic
NSE conference ke?i'm not a member yet, i just started serving o. . . i left camp on the 24th of march, i know only paiko(camp), minna and small shiroro hvnt been anywhere else in niger o(i intend to visit jebba too i hv a friend serving at the dam!)

power can be very boring it depends on who's doing what sha

@all
what are the advantages of joining awon coren and nse?

@thiefofhearts
i love you too

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=261660.msg3730160#msg3730160 date=1239757226]Written upside down: cos, we're all cute and adorable.

How do you do that? I know how to turn the whole screen on a laptop upside down, sha. yay! lol

tall dark and unattractive? [/quote]u wish!

i'da loved to take the credit for it (the flip thingy) but. its http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

i oslɐ know ʍoɥ to do ʇɐɥʇ it sǝʌloʌuı control and uoıʇɔǝɹıp key and ɹǝɥʇo ǝuo key cant rem right now(. . . and yes i know i'm evil)
¡ǝɟɐs˙˙˙pǝq oʇ ɟɟo ɯ,ı


@bluespice
u'll have to join the queue cos my market is in demand right now

@all
if i said i was sorry for derailling the thread i'd be lying(and er'one knows cute adorable naija men dont lie!)

ǝʇıu ɐu!

errr. . . ǝlqɐɹopɐ puɐ ǝʇnɔ llɐ ǝɹ,ǝʍ soɔ ?

u deserve a prize if u can read that. . . most ppl cant (despite on annoying chain mail that ppl send up and down *i know i know am ranting*)

bluespice:
netose ur a case!

a tall dark and ____ (fill in the gaps) one at that

so u like men ehn. . . den den den i will tell mummy for u *if u neva did that u missed ur childhood*

heart ko heart ni. . . fi mi le jo!

then u shlda told us u want to dual boot. . . we woulda sorted it out since. . .but since u learnt somefink congrats!

see ur hair

when she used to do it to me it was with biscuit she'd say i shld give her mine and if i dont after i'm done eating it she'd bring hers out and "say i was jst testing u". . . and if i gave her i still wouldnt get out of hers it was pure torture*i dont know why anyone would want to do that to a cute adorable 5 yr old it jst goes to show gels are evil . . . *

given the above i'm sure u understand my reasons . . .infact sef i'm trying to be a gentleman(sebi u ppl are always complaining abt naija men) ladies first!

fire. . .

i've changed my mind sef. . . i dont want any dirty chocs *hiss*

i see. . . so u want to scam me abi? show me yours first *my sis used to do that to me all the rime growing up*

in fact all the gels shld post theirs first. . . peeping thumbelinas

its true now. . . scouts honour! *even tho i was never a boys scout!*