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ahhh lemme see *thinking* but for the begging, the arm wrapping, the kneeling, and the best thing u'da been closer (aka u lagoed it)
interesting tho i jst might try it next time. . . *when pigs fly*

here's how it happened- i crushed her to my "rock hard" chest and "ravaged" her lips for the last time before turning and walking out of the cave without a backward glance while she stared forlornly at my retreating frame. . .i really shld start writing romance wotchuthink?

baker

just for the fun of it. . . guess
if u come close i'll spill the beans . . . fair? [size=5pt](of crse its not fair. . . jst guess)[/size]

ok o. . . sha give reasons when its answered

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=261660.msg3729895#msg3729895 date=1239751815]LOL, okay then.

Nothing. But it becomes "arrg" when someone is assuming that I'm 18 or that my mates already had 3 children or more, not once o but multiple times.

It's okay sha. . . .so[b] HOW DID YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP END?[/b] [/quote]remember that pulling ur toes thing i mentioned?. . .

if i told u i'd hv to kill u. . . and we wouldnt want that to happen now would we?

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=261660.msg3729856#msg3729856 date=1239751195]Okay o. . . .so can we stop assuming my age now?

Oh yea, carry with you some fresh nairas when you're coming to the village [/quote]never started in the first place. . .(wonder to myself what it is wiv women and ages sef)

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=261660.msg3729825#msg3729825 date=1239750787]nawa for you o.

Are you still guessing my age?

First it was 18, now over 23-25?

cheii

No. . . .not a lover[/quote]babe if i wanted to know ur age all it'd take is a quick trip to the village (u know how i roll now. . .)

@sisijinx
u want to give me grey hair b4 my time abi?

i dont know y ppl wear dumping other ppl as a badge. . . its jst soooo. . .juvenile

@toyin
be understanding. . . ur mates are married with 3 children!

@toyinrayo
slacker!

it cld just be the battery's dead, hv u tried itt wiv anoda pc?

3x. . . and in my books thats 3 times too many!

aguyi ironsi, in 1966

@blackspade
nice one!

go to computer village

no. . . will u buy me one?

@1engr
wot school r u in?(i'm curious)
anyway i agree wit ajanlekoko on the NBC thing if i're good at control then the sky's ur limit(i know of guys that get sent for from different states of naija all in the name of control o). dont try to do too much it jst might end up making u look confused(on a CV) so if its control then u shld focus on that(diploma cld help)

also as per the NBC thing(jst to prepare ur mind) the way naija is set up its likely they wont write to NYSC to influence ur posting(i'm serving now so i hv an idea how these things go) u're going to hv to do that u'rself so start making plans(i'm telling u this so that u dont begin to dream of a future that'll be cut short by the naija factor)

@lekside44
ur post doesnt add anything to the substance of this thread if u hv a point to make pls make it and if not . . .

from what u jst described it cld jst be that u no longer hv a boot sector or u tampered wiv ur boot.ini one way or the other. . . try downloading hirens bootdisk or any of them other bootdisks if u can. . .

isnt that the one thats really old and difficult to get?

na wa o. . . so jst cos u can format a computer u now think u know abt computers ehn?

another thing to consider is that if u dont go u jst might end up blaming him later in life for u not following up on your dreams and that is enough to kill any marriage!

i dont want to rain on anyone's parade o. . . but!

@oyb and ajanlekoko
both of y'all shld agree. . . hving too many books is not good u'll end up not reading all of them i know. . . i hv ebooks on most aspects of power and i hvnt gotten round to reading them. For u guys that are ahead of us, u can use them as references but for newbies like me they'd just be sources of confusion!

for the tv thing i agree with stillwater (altho u can get one when u're 18). . . if u cant watch tv wiv ur children that takes a lot of fun out of raising them(i know. . . anytime any of my parents enters the sitting room i leave and it hurts. . . )

as for the lift and walking home from school alone, its always best to let the children move in packs if u cant hv someone pick them up(thats wot we did growing up) and of course u need to talk to ur children about the dangers of being in enclosed places with strangers!

@toyinrayo
ok. . . i hv to admit u hv a point on the CPR for children thing saw somefink like that when i was watching old CSI episodes tde. . . the gel died of positional asphyxiation (altho it was a rapist sha) u hv a valid reason to be scared/cautious

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=249630.msg3719278#msg3719278 date=1239513965]LOL, you came from heaven abi? Na God sent you?

Why do you think am a body builder?

Romantic? Nopppppppppppeeee!!

This is not motherhood class o[/quote]u jst might be psychic!

for someone that spends a lot of time in 'romance' thats surprising(abi u're jst a tatafo*who on NL isnt?*)

lol. . . didnt say i thot u were one. . . same thing as the 18 year old thing. . . u're assuming.

am fagged out . . . need to sleep b4 church. . . am ouddie

P.S.
this isnt motherhood101?. . . oh ma days

like the 'one currency for ecowas' thingy this is soooooo not going to happen!

where i come from we dont see wrong visions. . . u best believe that!

are u a bodybuilder by chance?(tryna find a basis for this fear of your own strength)

*imagine that a troublesome romantic bodybuilder taking motherhood classes. . . am beginning to see another vision!*

k. . . i'll give u credit, u didnt bite the bait the first time sha

Yes yes, I think I'd panic if a baby starts choking in my hand. . . .

Am I scared of having a baby? NO. I rather anticipate birth than death. . . .so the thought of death cannot prevent me from having kids. . . .

Although I understand the point you're trying to make here, it still doesn't change anything.

i hv jst seen you in a vision and u hv a yellow stripe running across ur belly (abi is it back?)

i know where u can find her o!. . . jst go to yaba left and tell them u're looking for the one! *hiss*

its ppl like this that give bois a bad name. . . i dont know who told him thats how u spit game!

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=249630.msg3719227#msg3719227 date=1239509170]Nothing wrong. . . .but they're too fragile and yes yes, I'm scared of breaking or damaging their sternum.

Yes.

Who is 18? you took the joke serious, didn't you? [/quote]lol. . . i like to hit ppl off to get reactions
my verdict:not quite wot i expected. . . my guess is u're kinda used to ppl thinking u're younger/taking u for granted and it doesnt really bother u

about the issue at hand

thats not a valid reason o!(would u say u wont hv a child cos u're scared of crib death<----cant rem the official name) once u hold the child u'll be able to guage the right amt of force to apply i used to hate carrying babies cos i was afraid but its somefink u get over. . .

also the write=up says turn him over and pat

didnt know u cld study how to be a good wife in university. . . sey i shld send u my requirments and u'll find one of u're coursemates for me?

BTW ɹǝʇsɐǝ ʎddɐɥ !

isnt it vista u're using?
type autorun in help and support and read thru. . . u'll see a way to disable it somewhere

*this wont show up as romance on my stats so i wont get any grief from my friends. . . he he he*

@toyinrayo
wots wrong wiv doing that on a child? u're scared u'll apply to much force?

P.S. its official i am semi scared of u. . . wot on earth were u doing taking a course on choking babies?abi it has something to do wiv ur major abi minor

@sissy
u rarely see gels that deign to use the better parts of their brains esp on NL so this topic fascinates me(not to mention the fact that chief among its instigators is an 18-year old <---- shouldnt u be out getting drunk at that age )