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lmbao. . .

5 5' brown-eyed, long-haired vampire

she wants me. . .don't remember doing anything special but she wants me. . .lol, and as usual she's bad for me. . .time to put usain bolt to shame. . .lol

H2O2:
My spear can pierce any shield.
My shield can defend from all spear attacks.

What would happen if my spear strikes my shield?

error!. . .[size=4pt]or you could go to the babalawo to get a refund![/size]

InesQor:
Goal-getter.
Go-getter.
Definition: usually applies to guys but can be reversed to apply to ladies too. "My wife goes to work, and at the end of the day I go get 'er"

@Aquarius Age: 

i have a t-shirt with that printed on it. . .

funny dude!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=405445.msg5640823#msg5640823 date=1267911726]Good Looks
God-Fearing
Decisive
Intelligent/smart
Muscular
Prayerful
Caring
High Self-Esteem
above all mannerful.[/quote]only you prayerful and Godfearing, leave some for the others now. . .

chamotex:
Sagamite, can we have the female version of this?

it'd be bloody. . .

@Deji2009
remember some pple'll need to use services.msc instead of plain 'services'

follypimpi:

Wa gba yii Pink Shirt is the way forward.

couldn't agree more. . .if the cut is right then the effect is off the hinges

Sagamite:
Why do I come across as that?

Answer carefully, my lawyers have been instructed to be reading this. Libel!

Mate, my knee is still hugely swollen. I can't bend it or straighten well hence crutches, so definitely no football for at least 6 weeks and can't even drive down as my car is manual.

You know I broke the other leg playing football in Uni, so if this leg's ligaments are damaged (still awaiting MRI scan invite), I can't get into Chelsea's youth team anymore, hence I am going to miss being in the next Nigerian U-17 WC team.

So the next few weekends I am sitting in and watching my West Wing collections.

lmao. . .

Kunbee:
Netotse good night sweetie, i hope we get to chat more often buh schl is breathing down my neck




Ciao!

odabo. . .remember if a boy holds your hand, slap him and tell him i bind you in the name of the Lord!

Kunbee:
Yeah i get you


No problemo. You be good and dont do anything i wont until i see you again be safe

lol. . .error!

. . .safe.

yada yada yada

not to worry, if u need me to help u beat anyone up jst holla [size=4pt]as long as he isn't bigger than me o[/size]

Kunbee:
Ooooooooooooo see rejection , oya pls put me out of this wonderment do you have a gf

i reserve the right as a bonafide naija male not to answer that question, haba. . .u sha want to spoil my market on this nairaland by force. . .

https://www.freemasonrywatch.org/pics/clinton_impeach.jpg



and i'll have you know my bla bla bla is made of steel and cant be cut off 

lol


yada yada yada

lol. . .wanted to be sure. . .it was very close to home. . .

i understand u, wish i could tell you it gets better as you get older sha. . . sha stay out of NL sexuality and you'll be alright. . .lol

it's not you baby. . .it's me *sniff* *sniff*

Kunbee:
WOndering if you have a gf 

happy wondering. . .lol

i'm curious why did u type neto and not netotse?

lol. . .some ppl are special, what about good boys with bad genes or bad boys with good genes nko?

wondering how u lot find the females with profile pics, in school?

what is it with girls and God-fearing all of a sudden? you know it's something that isn't written on ppls' forehead o. . .how will u tell?

cos some guys dey pretend pass lucifer. . .

Kunbee:
Orie foka sibe

^^ i leg over it. . .

wakeup and turn this your nonsense blender off now, they've brought light!

figured that'd be your reason. . .but dont you know boys around your age in lag?

or they're too childish

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=408781.msg5636380#msg5636380 date=1267831524]You know you wouldn't dare but anyway I do that to get more posts and save time, lol.
Like they say, don't judge people through the internet or like they say Cover cause you never know who you
may communicating with. [/quote]save time for what? i dont believe there should be a diff btw who u're in real life and who u're on the internet. . .to me it's cowardice

Kunbee:
Which one you dash me abeg ooo im very young and single.

Pele my dear, how is the main chic jare

ah. . .all this forming, if not now then when?(dont mind me o)

she's fine o. . .getting on my nerves, the way only 'u lot' can

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=408781.msg5636323#msg5636323 date=1267830580]Please don't even start now. . .
Cause I guarantee you, you'll go running to report to the moderator
as fast as your feet can take you[/quote]babe you know i dont like to pick on you, it's jst that sometimes those your one-liners are a lil too much to handle

no problem. . .just go to page 419 it's there now. . .

there's light and my neighbours gen isn't disturbing me. . .

tell me abourrit. . . so bawoni gbo gbo 'bwoda' wa?

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=408781.msg5636289#msg5636289 date=1267830016]Constitution. . .
Since when did all those criminals stealing money every day from the country think of creating
a consitution/law for first ladies, please forget that, it doesn't and would never exist.
But according to my opinion and from what I witnessed when I was in Nigeria, the first lady
Of Imo State usually gives wrappers to the less priviledged women. . . [/quote]could it be that mamagee has repented? this post actually makes sense. . .

i was too busy defending your honour when chamo and theamaka were trying to get down right here in this thread o. . .you know u're my 5thone and only

i'm not wondering how u've been. . .

Kunbee:
Netotse

is it not you that disappeared?

chiogo:
I smell weed. I smell weed. I smell weed.

Pheww, nap time.

i know several 27yr olds that cant recognise the smell of weed