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i was going to add my own wahala just before jay bee locked it o. . .it was maddd funny, been following it since it started. . .

awww. . .my annoying nl younger sister. . .

why didnt u contribute now? i was waiting for u. . .

but of course now. . .i hate women with a passion, heck i hate you too!

googles:
[size=13pt][i][font=Times New Roman]emm wat name did i mention ??

just realised that ednut was tunde backwards, and ozolua is a street on lag. . .looks like my wires got crossed , you're a good sport though

i didn't thoroughly enjoy the jaquan brouhaha

@Nknight
congrats too o. . .this is jst the begining. . .

insensitive. . .

kai. . .see as jaybee just spoilt the film show. . .

MPEROR:
any of you new grads ever build a solar system or a wind propel dynamo to power or charge your laptop or cell phone

MPEROR:
without waiting for nepa all the materials i am sure can be found in computer village gabage dump

off to a bad start. . .stop talking without thinking abeg. . .

H2O2:
since you'er getting along you should hope she won't just waka pass.

i would love being bugged by a babe i'm fond of.

thats when you're fond of them now. . .i'm just being friendly. . .cant help that i'm good conversation. . .once i come online it's always 'how are you?', and inside i go. . .fine until you hollered!

hurry up, lets get past the pleasantries so i can ask about your sis jo!

tubabie:
Hehehehe have you taken your medication today? Fomenting trouble up and down

it'll be a while before she answers you, i hv it on good authority that soponna has destroyed her touchpad

H2O2:
lol busy body is a criminal. messing with her will get you twisted.

na2day?

hey guys. . .is there any ubuntu loco member in abuja? havn't seen ralvy arnd in ages

hmmph, this one we're getting along, i hope next time she sees me online she'll just waka pass o. . .

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=410803.msg5674531#msg5674531 date=1268343141]Don't cry babe, its okay to be bi-sexual/bi-curious/bi-whatever, be proud of yourself, no need to beat yourself up about it, and don't worry, your secrets are safe with moi


_{Another quezshun, who be the man or the woman in your relationship?}



[s]Kai, I would not have believed H202 bats for the other side and loves getting his groves on with netotse, but the way Netotse quickly dissappeared from this thread when his lover H202 appeared, hmmn, my lips are sealed [/s][/quote]Holy Ghost fire scatter that your keyboard. . .

wierd, different. . .in a strange, good way

H2O2:
Lol you better be honest with yourself.
I don't see why you wouldn't adore sleep.  It would make you an unusual anomaly.

na today. ,

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=410803.msg5674459#msg5674459 date=1268342523]Back off as in I should back off your Netotse I see no wonder So it was him you opened the EX thread for Where is my tatafo journal, this one na the must see/must read/must hear scope of the century [/quote]he was talking about ibkaye jo. . .he doesnt want you to corrupt his 'angel' how could you even consider such? as punishment for the next one month i'll be wearing a chastity belt. . .arrant nonsense!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=410803.msg5674264#msg5674264 date=1268340372]Why do you think I have been following Pastor Na2day of the Church of The Aladura Endtime Conception of Faith Ministries, bumper to bumper, of course with an holy and unblemished man like him as my husband, surely heaven is mine [/quote]your astuteness never ceases to amaze me, come closer jo, let me lay one on you. . .

Okay seriously, God truly didn't come for the perfect and once one become born again, the transformation to be holier-than-thou is not gonna be instant, but a gradual process, but that does not mean one should repeatedly keep sinning the same sin over and over and over again na. Clearly that is a weakness which needs to be bound with the blood of Jesus

spot on. . .thats why i bind you everyday and night. . .[size=5pt]shall we use the silk cords tonight hun?[/size]

ibkaye:
wide of the mark son, wide of the mark

sorry, i should have been clearer. . .everybody. . .except ibkaye!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=410803.msg5674082#msg5674082 date=1268338081]Even that was too graphic for me ^{a whole mother of 19} to post, come and see the way my hands were shaking [/quote]if i say amen it will become true o. . .

But seriously speaking, should they be thinking about it if they are saving themselves for God? What if they keep fantasising about what they are going to do with their bethrothed, and then end up not getting marries to the same person? Abi how many times are they gonna sin by fornicating and going to beg God for forgiveness, since a sin is a sin?

she said she's anxious, not fantasizing about it, if she tried to pretend as if it wasn't an issue to her she'd be a hypocrite, i'm not saying she should do it o!

I remember then when I became born-again, then would sin and every Sunday without fail answer the altar call for people who wanted to repent and be born-again and re-dedicate their lives to Christ, after dong this for a few months, the Pastor called me aside and told me I didn't have to be cming out every time i sinned, that I should just pray in my heart for God to forgive me This left me feeling so confused, [s]guess thats the reason i'm a backslidden Christian[/s]

kai. . .get thee behind me . . .sinner like you. . .i'm better than you, i only came out 09 3 times. . .God want's people that love Him enough to leave everything to Him, there's no one that doesn't sin(even though some of us do it more than others ), but that's y Jesus died innit?. . .God doesn't want people that are perfect, He wants ppl that are willing. . .too many of us think it's by 'not lying' or 'not stealing' or 'not sleeping around' that we'll get to heaven, na so e easy reach?. . .God sees your heart jo!

ibkaye:
Lol Brilliant!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=410803.msg5673933#msg5673933 date=1268336034]If yu have kept yourself this long because you are just doing it for you, then read books and watch films about it, to learn some of the techniques you would be using on your husband, you can even, like a lot of recalibrated-virgins we have out there, allow your man or an impassionate bystander, volunteer to explore you and practise everything but penetration BUT if you are keeping yourself for God, stop thinking about it and let this thread die, otherwise you are committing fornication (which I think is a sin, from the little I know from the Bible sha)



From a religious viewpoint, the mind is a battlefield, so if you are a religious person doing this for God, and don't wanna score null-point for your effort, take your mind off it. When you get to that bridge, you will cross it



_{Definition of recalibrated-virgins (Obviously not keeping their body as a holy temple to God, but just for themselves) :- Virgins who have read every book and manual and watched every film and documentary about intimacy, and have had every hole in their body stuffed at one point or the other, and who are skillfully adept at licking, sucking, etc, but still have their veejay intact and undefiled, reserved solely for those they are gonna marry} [/quote]abegi . . .we all know everybody thinks about sex jo(even if they dont they should ). . .even if you're not doing it, it's what's in your heart that counts esp with God. . .

@poster
relax and learn. . .it's supposed to be fun. . .when y'all get married you'll have time to play catch-up. . .

i dont do spontaneous, i'm a schemer. . .that's prolly one of the reasons why i haven't done it. . .not!

it's a good thing i was able to sit back and calm down, could have made a fool outta meself o. . .

ibkaye:
you wanted kissing in the rain, oh ohh, ohh

i really should try that one of these days. . .

@thread
this is why i love kilishi. . .lol

Dis Guy:
Thanks Y'all

I just downloaded anti Malarebytes- ran a quick scan and the mstrodll came up all cleaned up after restarting it.


Cheers


_{thought all these security softwares were there to remove stuff like these}

no worries. . .though u made me dust off my xp machine. . .lol

i didnt spill food on my bed today. . .yay!

Dis Guy:
windows\mstrodlc.dll this is the error message as i wrote up there

I already said what's wrong with the computer- I am getting eerror message i dont understand-, apart from the error message popping up every 5seconds the computer is working normal

the bolded isn't an error message, that's my point. . . at least we know what we're doing now. . .when did it start? i've googled it, no results whatsoever, skydancer's advice seems to be in order, have u ever done anything with regedit before? i'd like you to check if there's any occurence of that file in your registry.

you have to be very careful in your registry o. . .i'll have to get an XP machine to create screenshots on so imma a couple of mins

Dis Guy:
here is what it looks like on the windows file

thats not an error message. . .you just posted a picture of a file, what does your computer tell you thats wrong?

adetoru:
It was in the news way back 06 or 07,can't remember but I know for sure because a guy I know who's gay called me to watch it

the same way i can tell you that i saw a video of abacha and the indian prostitutes shot on the night he died. . .hope you appreciate my point. . .gay ppl jst dont hv any rights in nigeria. . .try and google it now. . .

y'all are making it hard for a brother. . .i'm trying to watch 24se8 and constitute a nuisance here at the same time the posts are coming too fast. . .lol

@blue
mo'n kin yin ni. . .

bluespice:
onisokuso gbeborun omo!
wetin consign you for dis mata?
abeg carry go jare

yeat purple looks good on you too babe. . .

chiogo:
lol like they say, no uterus, no opinion.

My own will be here soon.  

Gators, but I need to get on your own level.  

@chiogo
i'm begging you, dont do that again now. . .do you know how hard it was for me not to make a dirty comment? i just repented today o. . .dont make me backslide. . .lol

nike4luv:
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i am so crying along witchu right now!! my moodswings is to die for- literally1! pele dear!

platinumnk:
pain like this makes me afraid of childbirth, when I meet my maker Im going question his reasons for this misery

bluespice:
i'm seriously doubting i'll do any of that 'no-meds' bullshiet else
that fuckamoda better get me tennis bracelet dripping in swarovski err damn time!
no jokes tho, wish i could ask my mom which is worse (lucky woman ne'er has 'em)

@you's lot
i dont mean to sound insensitive and all. . .(ok i do. . . )
but!
abeg now. . .y'all need to chill ok? we dont need to know that stuff. . .you dont hear us coming to whine when we have blue-balls and ish now. . .

@plat
think of it this way, when you're preggers, nothing like that for nine months u can even get preggers now sef if it's too much(thats what i tell my friends when they complain around me. . . )

@kenny
stop forming like you dont know what they were going on about jo. . .

adetoru:
@MzDarkSkin,yeah really there was a prominent lawyer among them
@CyberG adetoru is a combination of my Yoruba name and my Ibani name(Bonny)

prominent who? which lawyer? please provide a link abeg! nobody is saying there aren't gay ppl in lag but i believe we should tell it as it is, who wants to carry his or her 2 left legs and come and do rally/parade in lagos? thats the same way someone(a gay fella) was saying peter akinola is a nobody in naija on bbc, nigerians are still largely homophobic. if you have a link that shows otherwise lets have it, but to come and just say it like that. . .na so e easy reach?

googles:
^^^ dats so true

angelina jolie is my wing girl

u reacted to an ednut post by mentioning someone's name, i think the person who's name you mentioned is someone i know, an ozolua boy. . .