₦airaland Forum

you guys have sold the idea of diesel cars to me. . .but how do u guys handle those times in naija when diesel is scarce?

also @ 150 per litre is it still economical?

i'm not feeling peckish. . .

oyb:
what ndu chuks s getting at is very simple

for you to get service from any public official, you have to settle him

will nepa workers attend to your problem just like that? or police? or local government officials?

how many people's documents etal are buried because they did not cultivate the office clerk?

people who get prompt service from government officials get it because they are influential/connected, or because the officers have been getting somethingfrom them and know they will get more

call it anything you want, it is a fact of life in nigeria.

of course with hindsight no one can say anything - but if jang had been remitting 'security vote' there is a possibility that maina would pay more attention to his calls.

actually, this thread is more concerned with bali's calls than jang's, we all know nigeria is corrupt, but is that enough of a reason for maina not to answer his calls? the retard should be replaced jo!. . .as if he would have tried this crap in any other state apart from jos, security vote or not!

'. . .just wake up every morning and i'll take it from there. . .' is that a line or what? kai. . .it's good to be in love o. . .

mikeansy:
Another tried and tested diversionary tactics, when you are caught out you simply blame everything including the system itself but will rather refuse to get to the root of the matter.

The last time I checked a General in the Nigerian Army should not be on the pay-roll of State Government.

How does this address the crux of Domkat Bali's argument. Why is it OK for the Igbo and Yorubas to live in Jos without trying to dominate the majority tribe (the Beroms) and not ok for the Hausa Fulani to live quetly without trying to dominate. Is Jihad posible in 2010 Nigeria?

well said. . . for an ex-general to come out and talk as bali did, water must have passed garri, at least we dont know bali to belong to the group of ppl that talk anyhow now. . .

and he still refused to answer calls after they met the first time, doesnt that show something?

silly idiot scratched the car mirror, at least his own was worse than mine

when y'all started discussing 'your sensitive side' i started wondering if your brain had addled o. . .it was. . .disturbing!

@thread
dude. u had better go to sleep if you hope to be up in time tomorrow. . .

AqRiUs Age:
Okay, so am just about pulling my hair out with this problem.

Got a lappie in July'2009, still has good warranty on it so I guess I'll bring it in if I cant fix it myself. Only trouble is the store is sorta far so, am hoping someone is able to help me.
When I turn it on, i get a message that says:
"The SMART hard disk check has detected an immintent failure. To ensure no data loss, please back up the content immediately and run the hard disk test and system diagnostics". Okay, so I go ahead, windows opens (takes its time to open) but then it gets soooooo slow! Every letter I type takes about 3 minutes each to come up on the screen, and it freezes alot.
I've tried runing scans through Norton, which works till it shuts down and I get a message that says:
"Boot device not found. Please install an operating system on your hard disk, "
I go to run system diagnostics, start-up test as well as run-in test. They all fail. I get message that says "hard disk does not exist"
PLEASE does anyone know how to fix this problem and what in God's name could be wrong? I tried system-restore but it always fails too!

Keep in mind that when I do open this lappie on safe mode, it works perfectly but of course, in safe mode some features dont work (e.g audio, which is a big issue because I love youtube! lol). Please help! (less your heart)

i think it'd be best if you took it in as it's still under warranty, also u didnt paste what type of laptop it is, i dont think anyone here masquerades as a babalawo in his sparetime .

H2O2:
Oya do you midn squating and helping me hold my hips in place when I thrust.
If something hits you please scream o, okay?  

ehen. . .i was wondering what all this nonsense training u were doing was in aid of. . .

lalaboi:
Who knows anything about tatashae here?

kilo'n pop?

Mavor:
This Swift looks gangster!!! How much u pay for connection sef?

it's only the hotspot that blazes like that o. . .the ISP itself isn't all that

you're giving girls a bad name, get of my case. . .

i'm tired. . .soooo tired. . .

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=391145.msg5682460#msg5682460 date=1268435854]Did you mean you spoilt Gators. [/quote]

chic2pimp:
Noo it's the other way around oo
I have witnesses  

@mama gee
i was there, i could show u jst how she did it. . .in private of course

InesQor:
A narcissist is someone in love with themselves, so it adds up since you find ibkaye adorable, and you claim she's your doppelganger (a ghostly double of a living person that haunts its living counterpart)

Lovely sense of humour

lol. . .this is NL, er'thing is er'ones' biz. . .

said that cos it seem's ur always trying to explain your jokes when ppl dont get them. . .lol. . .

she's lively. . .

gives too much of a shit

ah ah. . .

mama gee has started saying '*death*' very soon she too will spoil. . .

@thread
ok. . .see no evil, hear no evil

chic2pimp:
One of wetin?
She is my niece oooo. I'm tooyoung to have a kid unlike Gators who has octuplets

really? i actually meant younger sis. . .

FL Gators:
I think my mom is bipolar.

How can she scream at me then ask how I am and say "I love you"?

they're all like that. . .lol, read this

chic2pimp:
@ POST

Happy birthday sweetheart .
Wahlai I don buy Kane ready for any of those yeye  and useless Year 9 boys .
How time flies. It wasn't that long ago I was holding you in my arms  

awwww, i wish i had one of those. . .

FL Gators:
rotfl

abeg, you're still young jor

tell that to all the older girls on my case. . .it gets annoying sometimes o. . .

FL Gators:
Think of it this way, You're very young at heart

only God will forgive you. . .

it is official. . .i have vexed ah ah, me 23, [size=5pt]kai but if i was 23 i would be happy o, it means i'll be able to chase all these young girls that wink at me on the streets[/size]

FL Gators:
Look eh, if I ask a guy to come and chill with moi and he utters those words eh. . . . make I no even talk am

kai. . .e don be for me o. . .so u actually think with all my 'God-given' hawtness i will open my mouth to say something like that in such a situation kai. . .o ga o!

FL Gators:
I'm 26 bwoi, dont disrespect your elders again

elders eh?. . .but still to think u've been classifying me with 23 year-olds. . .SMH

have to go for a bit, mummy is calling

@fl
so u're 23? me and you are def not mates then. . .

chiogo:
Yea right.  
Really?  

if u believe that u'll believe anything. i'm def not 23. . .

@thread
saw this on FB, it's true too!

Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give u a baby. Give her a house, she will give u a home. Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile n she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit,

^what state?

FL Gators:


Plz dont ever repeat this in the midst of fine babes

se o ro kpe mo' n wa iyawo si ibi ba yi ni?

chiogo:
^^ LMFAO!!! It's kinda cute though  

How old is netotse?

you dont want to know. . .suffice to say, u shld be kneeling down to greet me!

they should sue, by the time the police gets a few more lawsuits on their hands, they'll ask their officers to pipe down!

it's friday night and i'm at home with my parents. . .bored stiff. . .i really need to leave this town, it's dulling my spirits

ebogentle:
I dont get it. I thought the first thing any junta does when they come to power is suspend the so-called constitution.
At any rate, i think what has been done right now is to tell would-be military rulers that they had better maximize that opportunity to the fullest while in office.
I wonder who ever thought our past leaders even needed any pension. Even the interest generated by their loot is many times more than what legally giving or denying them.

my thoughts exactly

coded

lol. . .kunbee isn't a very private person. . .

some ppl cant take jokes. . .too many children online these days. . .*sigh*

so wots happening wiv u?

i'm learning from you. . .soon i'll be just like you if not better