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VENUSS:
D seeker season 2 who is watchin

that shıt is lame. . .i read all the books(took me more than 10years) and i consider that series an insult to the book!

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boston legal season 5. . .*sob* they just had to end it

Sagamite:
I am hoping against hope that just by pure luck her children, nieces, nephews etc that are still enjoying our money are reading this. So that when next they are spending that loot that has led to hundreds of thousands dying of basic, easily treatable disease and has led to millions finding life a daily struggle they would remember the hatred it has brought them. That is the least we can do if the authorities can not, or will not, get them to a court stand and retrieve public funds. Lets diminish how they enjoy it by scorn, not praise-singing and empathy.

It is because of bas.stards like this I am in the freaking cold, foreign country eating mash potato and peas. Instead of going to the should-have-been-prestigious OAU and then being an Exec Director in IB in the should-have-been-world leading Investment Banking am of UBA, coming home to pepper soup every night.  

stop lying jo, the reason you're eating mashed potatoes and peas is cos u cant cook! stop trying to cover up. . .

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i wonder who's next. . .year never end o!

me? i'm not an undergraduate(sorry couldnt resist )


what was the most interesting thing u ate this xmas?

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=372013.msg5191192#msg5191192 date=1261864881]There are lots of problems we face
Kids are involved nowadays, so you don't expect them to be flying kites
Like idiots when their parents are suffering. [/quote]r u saying they shldnt grow up cos they're parents r suffering? for us it was part of growing up.

u've got me nostalgic. . .

i'm sure the fact that all they do is play x-box or ps and watch MTV has somefink to do wiv it!

nope, tipsy as hell though. . .

who's your least fav person on NL?

AjanleKoko:
Since you like microdevices, go for electronic engineering. Methinks you'll probably have to take computer engineering courses anyways, microprocessors, computer architecture, etc. Like Wallie said, you can always take electives in computer engineering. Relevant ones would probably be in software engineering.
Besides, the BSc is general enough to round you out. Specialization comes later.

i agree with you. . .but of course, this is naija, the B.Sc alone wont be enough.

Jovie:
Hello,

I need help deciding between electronic engineering and computer engineering. I thought i would have enough time to decide, at least before i approach my final year in school.

Right now, our school is separating its Elecrical and Computer Engineering department into 3: Electrical/Electronics, Computer and Communication.

Personally, what I want to learn as an engineering student is how to design and develop what i call "intelligent" electronics.

- High tech gadgets that assimilate a lot of computer functionality into a miniature device
- finger print operated security systems
- automobile security and control systems

I'm just a freak for functionality. And i would love to create devices that can perform in a lot of unprecedented ways.

I dont know whether i can learn these things more easily under electronic engineering or under computer engineering. And considering the fact that computer engineering is not well defined yet, some schools teach more programming and less electronics, i seem not to know where to go right now.

I need advice, please

like er'one says, you should choose electrical/electronics then if you can take some comp eng courses that deal in microcontrollers and sturvs, EE'll give you a much better grounding, even though you'll have to read up quite a bit on your own, if you're serious about it i can give you contacts that actually program microcontrollers in lagos, i worked with microcontrollers for my final year project and i'm thinking of making it a serious hobby, since you like functionality that'll be right up your alley, there are a million and one things you can do wiv uCs that are extremely practical.

if you're serious about uCs(microcontrollers) you'll have to do a lot of reading and trial and error on your own o, if possible you cld go to one of them places that offer elctronics courses, i can rem only one becotech elect, a friend of mine went there, they do electronics training dont know if they do uCs. If you actually follow it up having a solid electronics background'll give you a very nice grounding for whatever you want to do later in life.

ibkaye:
Urm, well all I remember is

'Na you be my hero. . . .Thank you baba', sorry, alot of it was in pidgin, I can't quite remember the wordings.

not a lot to work with. . .if i remember anything i'll let u know though. . .

Danish butter cookies. . .

ibkaye:
There's this Nigerian Gospel group, they sang a song called 'Hero', I've forgotten their name, does anybody know who I'm talking about? If so, please tell  

can you type a bit of the song?

the chinese are the masters of shady biz, even the grants that they have been giving up and down the place, when they give u money, say, to build a railway, they specify that the money must be used to employ a chinese company to build the railway. . .etc. why do you think we have so many chinese companies executing projects in nigeria, when we all know they are the masters of cutting costs

lol. . .they can write stories from today till tomorrow but NYSC isn't going anywhere, it would serve better if they diverted the energy to calls for a total overhaul of the way things are done in nysc but to call for a scrapping. . .they are on a long thing!

splint007:
FORGET ABOUT KISSING HIM, WATS your TAKE ON THE ISSUE, THAT IS HIS VIEW, WATS URS.
ABI U DEY FEAR SAY U GO INDILGE?

why you dey beef them? oya ebonyeyes come and kiss the OP too. . .

@OP
why are you asking the question sef? are you looking for ppl to convinve you to indulge?

cos i know the general consensus would be dont do it!

platinumnk:
this is Poo. i dont like, most people are so fake on this forum . .  what the hell is with this" beneath" crap, oh because some one was bold enough to say what was already in your mind, what a load of donkey crap.

i used that phrase cos most fights on NL usu end up in I'm __ and you're not. what was on my mind? i dont get that part!

platinumnk:
I admire people not for being crass, but being open and honest. What the hell is all this "forming" for? As if we are in a regulated freakin business hall? There is a borderline between been rude and honest and yes one HAS TO KNOW THAT , but because one doesnt "reply" it makes them "better" than another one ? Or is everbody invalid to anger?
SMH- not one damm here person contributes to ones way life, so why should one be worried about what others think?

i'm not talking about 'not replying' what gets to me is when people start to trade insults up and down the place, granted there are times when you have to stand up for yourself/opinions but i've learnt if you feel you have to be rude to make a point then its more than likely you'll miss the point you're trying to make. A difference in opinions should not lead to insults flying up and down the place and more often than not all these fights span several thread and starts to create a funny atmosphere (esp when bystanders are not sure what caused the beef btw the combatants in the first place).

there are some threads i wont bother posting in cos for me i'd rather not talk to a person at all than have the person disrespect me i, no one is worth the wahala, thats why i take the 'ignore' route most times, and of recent ppl i like hv just been fighting each other(not just on NL) its getting annoying, i mean. . .cant a brother just scope in peace without having to watch the members of his harem get into catfights with each other?

platinumnk:
Too many fake ppl pansy assss nigaahs on here .  . sigh

you dont say. . .[size=5pt]u know a similar thing could be said about the females too. . .[/size]

platinumnk:
_{example: Beccomerich- he is id!diot!c with his reasoning about politics but the man is passionate about his work and he stays true to himself " ( no matter how demented it is) . .  and I like that way better than some follow-the-leader lankey brainwashed lameos on here} 

we all love beccomerich(. . .sometimes ) but if i'm right, he's passionate yes, but he doesnt insult ppls parents and generations. (plus without him we never would have had the secrets of the mapo-republic revealed to us). . .i think the lameos on NL reside primarily in the romance section these days

platinumnk:
Sue ME

i woulda taken u up on the offer but my lawyer-girlfriend is currently involved in a catfight with my accountant-girlfriend

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=319791.msg5176130#msg5176130 date=1261610654]What Myth? [/quote]the one u've never heard about. . .

[quote author=*jona link=topic=370918.msg5174726#msg5174726 date=1261592636][b]They Used My Blood For Ritual: Girl, 15, Accuses Lover, Pastor
December 22, 2009 13:31, 1,335 views

By Damola Ogundimu

A mild drama ensued at Isawo, Ikorodu, Lagos when a 15-year old girl (name withheld), a pupil of Government College, Ikorodu, accused her boyfriend, Akeem Ayinde, 18, and a pastor of the Celestial Church of Christ, Imisi Oluwa Parish, Ikorodu, Prophet Ojo Ikide, of using her blood for ritual.

Speaking with P.M.NEWS, the victim said she had been dating Ayinde, a tailor, for about four months, but after a stern warning from her mother, she stopped the relationship.

But on 9 December, on her way to school, the victim narrated that Akeem abducted her and took her to his aunty’s (Mrs. Kafilat Samson) house at 28, Aiyedogbon Street, Isawo and slept with her, despite her plea that she was a virgin and not ready to have sex.

“After despoiling me, I was bleeding profusely and he brought out a white handkerchief to clean my private parts. Soon after, his mum came and took us to the Celestial Church where the Prophet told me to sit outside, while Ayinde and his mother were discussing with him inside the church. When the pastor came out, he asked if I was a virgin, and I said yes, and he told me to go home,” she said.

The mother of the victim, Mrs. Omolola Adeyemi, told P.M.NEWS that when she got home that day she did not notice anything, but the victim’s father discovered blood on the bed where she (victim) slept. But when he asked her what was wrong, she said she was menstruating. A week after, she was not able to eat anything and was still bleeding.

Mrs. Adeyemi said she and her husband took her to a pastor for prayers, and it was when she narrated her ordeal and encounter with  her boyfriend and his family members in the church, that they notified policemen at the Owutu Division, who promptly arrested the culprit, his mother, the aunt and the pastor.

Narrating his own side, the boyfriend, Akeem, 18 confessed that he made love to the girl and later took her to the church with his mum, because he loved her. He said he wanted to find out from the prophet if he can marry her. When asked why he took his mother along, he said it was his mother who knew the prophet.

In his own confession, Prophet Ikide told P.M.NEWS that when the suspect brought the girl to his church, he told him that the girl was two small, and that she was also in school uniform. He felt embarrassed and told them he could only pray for them and charged them N5,000 for prayers. He explained that he was surprised when the girl and her mum came with the police to arrest him.

The suspects are still being detained at the Owutu Police Station as at the time of filing this report, while the victim was taken to the Ikorodu General Hospital for medical examination.

The police said the suspects would be charged to court after investigation[/b]

http://thepmnews.com/2009/12/22/they-used-my-blood-for-ritual-girl-15-accuses-lover-pastor[/quote]so if she had not been too small what would have happened? did he issue them a receipt for the prayers? useless charlatan!

FL Gators:
Okiez, bye bye

takia now. . . . dont pump too much

see ya

kai. . .u don see me finish!

FL Gators:
The thing I learned is that one must always know who one talks to on NL. Anything can happen.

lol it wasnt me. I got pissed? You think?

true that. . .

babe i'm off to go and make up my mind and other body parts on some issues

goodluck under the mistletoe o!

FL Gators:
LOL alright in what way?

But I was indeed alright. Couldnt blame the girl for the lies she was being fed.

i was wondering why you came out to play with the kids and then they were now talking to you anyhow, and at some point u almost got pissed
i was thinking its a lie. . .this isn't you

FL Gators:
LOL virginity train.

The train must have left off without me

nice reply. . .

u kno during that plat time i was wondering whether u were alright. . .cos i was online that night soaking the gist
(when u were telling her abt the pic)

FL Gators:
nahhhhhhhhh, she's my wife, not my lesbian wife.

I get hubby to do me . . . . do me do me do me

was messing wiv u. . .i thought u were on the 'virginity' train? i seem to rem u and ibk attacking me one day for taccing one of them threads?

FL Gators:
lol you got that right. all about me.

Yea, she's my new wife

i see. . .so its the two of u that are meeting under the mistletoe ehn?

FL Gators:
LOL na, am not on my own

LOL make  up your mind about her, just not with your hands or eyes

its all about you. . .lol

emi ke?. . .please o, dont koba me,[size=5pt] but are you saying there is something to be made up?[/size]

FL Gators:
I am getting ready for keresimesi. . . . lol

Putting up the mistletoe

You and honerico, dnt stress too much on this issue. My luff, mamagee, already won the MOST ATTENTION SEEKING POSTER.

mistletoe? u r on your own!

u know me my own is just to be soaking gist. . .that you're loff sef, i'm yet to make my mind up abt her. . .i think she has too much energy!

actually, i find the whole affair very amusing actually. . .it simply serves to butress the oft repeated claims that women cant really like themselves and are unstable. . .lol

FL Gators:
lol I know right. . . . So why dont we sit aside and wait for the result of this phenomenon

So howz your CV going?

CV that i wrote since. . .i'm almost done wiv service sef. . .u nko? wots the latest?

@gabry
if you say you're a kettle then it should take a real flame to get you boiling, all the crap that goes on here should tickle you, abi na dem dey feed you?

no it isn't, if something or someone is beneath you, the person will always be beneath you. . .you dont need to prove that to anyone, however when you feel the need to prove something to someone. . .

its not just you i was referring to, i've been seeing a lot of ppl wilding out lately, i never thought i'd see pat act up!

all the youngins dont qualify o, its prolly iice.

but if we had to go with the OPs list, its most def brash!

there's obviously something in the air. . .some of the ppl i thought had a good head on their shoulders are doing their best to show they're just as childish as all the other nairalanders. . .oh well, u live and learn

nigeriavillagesquare[.]com it's a naija forum, but the ppl there are much older than the NL crowd, and much more mature sometimes plus someone there started a similar thread a while back and the ladies there actually hooked her up!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=370499.msg5169190#msg5169190 date=1261523738]netotse
my bad but so who takes the responsibility for the crime?Was she not the minister of the ministry.Let me tell u forget these politicians.They STEAL the money while the civil servants tidy up the books.[/quote]no probs. . .she took responsibility as the boss. The gist funny o, cos after they shared the money, she returned what they gave her. . .lol, (i heard inside gist that time) FMOH staff were saying the only thing that she's guilty of is naivety!

@gestapo
you should also try to join other more mature forums, cos nairaland is a home to all sorts these days, personally i'd recommend NVS, the ppl there are more intellectual