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[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=370499.msg5169129#msg5169129 date=1261523072]Its like women are now rivaling men even in corruption.
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iyabo obasanjo
adenike grange
cecilia ibru


just curious![/quote]the beef with her wasn't that she stole the money, cos she didnt, it was that she let others steal!

Sagamite:
Yeye man. 

Just make sure you dey carry bottle of iced water anytime you go out and leave your cutie at home incase this type of socially unacceptable walks in front of you.

Or worse, stands in front of you with her back turned towards you.

^{You dirty git, from here I can feel you imagining what wonders you will do with that stuff from the back.} 

i plead virility!

gestapo:
He ended it ?

I have had 6 relationships and i have not given in to sex, the last guy is a Frencg guy, he is still the most adorable man i have ever found, no pressures for sex and all that, but my Mum says i have to marry a Naija man.  

that just there might be the genesis of this whole thing.

why do you think Government is going to declare 31st as a public holiday? dont put your mind on it o!

Sagamite:
Netotse, now back to my earlier question, Cute or Se.xy Girl?  

lol. . .it depends on what i want them for, kai. . .that picture is messing with my mind, i plead the fifth!

Sagamite:
Next day, she does it again:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-15750.512.html#msg5162490

that girl is evil!

sweetpie23:
by far the most beautiful girl on this thread, very natural

errr. . .i know this might sound shallow but. . .na wetin we go chop?

@saga
lemme help you wiv that
orgıes ------> sin assembly (gosh, whoever thought up such a phrase lacks imagination o!)

mindeh:
there is this guy who is really into me n he is so nice n caring but i just dont like him no matter how much i try to sort out my feelings.How do i tell him off politely.I dont want him to get his hopes up while i know i willl neva bring myself to love him n on the other hand i dont want him to hate me like most guys do wen u tell them it just cant work.pls advice me

i wonder why its always the nice and caring ones

@OP
anyways
i'm glad u've accepted he could hate you. . .lol, just do the deed with as few words as possible jo, dont go into a long story(as a friend would say, 'i already hate you and then u'll now be trying to give me more reasons i should hate you. . .lol').

dont go easy on him, if he's a man he'll learn from it!

awww, it seems the thread is coming back to life!

Gabry:
Rukkayat is cute. She looks so natural unlike some face painting bimbos around here

^{*patting her on the head*} awwwwww thats so sweet but sadly we dont allow playerh8in on this thread.

@all
i'm off to look for whitesurds, i need to be dealt with, i've been a vey bad boy

dominique:
Mr Crackles get office
nice thread. . .if only i had an office too

awww. . .thats a shame, i could offer you a position at my company, just mail your statistics to openings@netotse's_harem.com

agitator:
I have witnessed 5 turbines assembled under 2 years. Before i was wondering how long it took to have these things working until i saw it with my korokoro eyes not them say. and i became really angry 

where did you see it?

Double post. . .sorry.

Lol. . .i know some ppl that say esan girls are like that, cant really say if its true, but i do have an esan ex and she can also be a handful at times. . .edo girls in general are though.

I think u need to learn to pick ur battles more carefully, some pple(things) jst aren't worth fighting(over)

Wot was ur gpa?

I rep fugar! etsako central. All day everyday. . .i refuse to shout!

@michelin89
u are on point!

Catch me? I laugh in swahili, we invented odeshi, am off to bed. . .enjoy ur wedding!

errr babe, i've just realised things wont work out between us, its not u its me . . .all the best o, u should be reading now sef, why, when i was in school the only ting i did was read

*sob* *sob* i'm heart broken. . .infact i'm going to jump from 3rd mainland dont beg me o!. . .practical on wot?

*hiss, it's u i'm waiting for now. . .wots d point going back on sunday when xmas is near?

chips ke? U mezz up. . . So who's gettng hitched? Of which u kno u sef u're nt getting any younger

Seen, so wot did u bring for the elders?

Cant sleep, listening to music. . .u nko? Didnt xpect ur brake lights on NL for a while

Na so e easy reach? I'm now a working someborri o, u berra recognise. . .guess wot, I wore glasses for nt up to 4months in total out of my 5+ years in school, was always breaking 'em. . .lol

Its just wrong. . . Of which na me wey don commot school since na im u dey call uni boy?

@kunbee
abeg try change ur profile pic now. . .d thing get as e be!

i have more of them. . .

the teachers had to be translating what we were saying to them, they said they dare not beat the children for coming late or being dirty or anything cos if they do the children will just stop coming to school.

@becomerich
thats the north that is enjoying o!

@becomerich
i took the pic myself, i'm doing my NYSC in the same local govt,

that was primary 2

i hv no idea wot class this is. . .

P.S. the education is free

@becomerich
this is a school in niger state o. . .that is much better than schools in lagos!

[quote author=becomrich, link=topic=368067.msg5140713#msg5140713 date=1261150065]For what Niger state get. Niger state schools should not have problem.


MrCrackles , how do you think democracy works. Yes I want to be president. President do not support cheating. You want a fair system. Look, I am going to force the north to produce . It is not that they can not produce anything. It is thier brain that need to be fix.

It is the way the brains of Northerner are working. It is working in the other direction. Instead of the normal way it should work. Thier brain believe they have to depend on the south. And they are wrong.  If you change the way they think, they would be Ok. You force them to generate thier own, The north use to before now. Go and read your history in the 1960s.  

what have happen to thier brain since then.[/quote]dont even go there. . .i will drown you!

@becomerich
the public system in niger state (where i am) is beyond atrocious!. . .so your story of the north being better is a lie.