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You wan pay 3m before getting a Sweden student visa? As a Nigerian?

I hope that 3m is refundable because wetin you wan do so dey more risky than Bet9ja, crypto, stocks, commodities, and indices combined.

Chances of being denied the visa is well over 99%

Idiom: Marriage

Meaning: Wahala

Mumu simp think say he dey invest in her toto.

Just cûm and be going, una no go hear. No trophy to win inside toto.

You're trying to satisfy a woman? You must be very dull. If I last pass 5 minutes, I must be doing something wrong. I just gats change style to cûm very fast

Almost all women are bisexual. Nothing new.

PrincessDiana:
Stop displaying your ignorance on a public forum

Oh, Nairaland is not public in the true sense of that word. In case you didn't get the memo, it's a faceless forum. Your ego is useless here.

Bîtch bye

Brainlight:
Now we don dey catch feelings for elephant.... How wonder how snakes will feel about the brutality the pass through on nairaland.

Na so human beings dey behave. We're a hypocritical bunch. Only care about what we like and fancy.

Even mosquito dey that group chat

They gave him 5k discount? The price na 25k before, going by previous reports.

It looks like skull price is becoming bearish. Maybe supply is exceeding demand. This is not good for the society

Baba say he dey look for ASUU.

The country na cruise.

Na that ugly toto you dey ask out? You don fûck her first?

Mumu simp wey no understand standard practice

Davidoff2000:
Where are you writing this jargon from? which part of Nigeria? because obviously, you don't live in any of the big cities where we are neighbors to these people and see them everyday- on their way to work, when they come back, in the club or at seminars they attend. What do you know about the Ote's and dangote's you mention here? and say they live abroad? Dangote has repeatedly even said he does not have any house abroad, you are here typing drivel just to feed into your narrative of you wanting to go and live abroad. Who is stopping you?

Just Shut it abeg and believe whatever you wish to believe.Simplicita

Well, good luck believing whatever you choose to believe.

If water is wet and someone comes to tell me otherwise, I know he's ignorant. Some things are actually very easy to figure out.

With deductive reasoning, you will be right 99% of the time.

adamsmith914:
No billionaire in Nigeria from Tinubu, Otedola, Shubomi Balogun, Ibrus to Dangote lives abroad.

How much did they pay in taxes in Oyibo man’s land? Only the poor like you will want to live abroad.

Even me wey no get money, dey go, dey come, not to talk of billionaires that money ain’t a thing?

They all have permanent residency abroad, not just residence. If you have residency abroad, you're AUTOMATICALLY on those countries' tax book. So they don't care about taxes. They have lawyers that handle their taxes.

Bro, there is no real difference between the rich and the poor. They're just normal people like you and me. Multiply your lifestyle by thousands, and you'll come close to the lifestyle of the super rich.

You're only going and coming because you can't afford the expenses involved in living there continuously and because you have businesses to attend to here. These guys have set up money making machines. They're literally as free as the air, financially.

They don't live here. They only work here. The only thing that brings them here is their business, family and friends.

Davidoff2000:
They don't live there, ogbeni. They vacation there. Simple. Believe Ote's Ig life at your own peril

Oga, they LIVE there. They do business here. It's not actually hard to figure out. Nigeria does not have what it takes to support their lifestyle.

It's not worth it. Where will you drive your Rolls Royce and Lamborghini? In those gutters in Lagos? Oh, then they kidnap you.

Baba, it's very simple. They DO NOT live in Nigeria. They only do business here, or visit friends and family. They are always in a hurry to hop on their jets once they're done.

adamsmith914:
What business does Dangote, Otedola or Elumelu do in the diaspora?

Nigeria is where the money is for the rich, the poor or middle class can go & work 9-5 for the Oyibo man.

They live there and do business in Nigeria. That's what I just said.

Not everyone abroad is working 9-5.

Help2020:
The richest Nigerians are living in Nigeria. Nan hustlers they stay abroad. God bless your hustle

So you actually believe that the richest Nigerians are living in Nigeria?

Private jets are creating this illusion. Within two hours, your jet can be airborne to your other countries.

"Hey pilot, I need to be on my way to Nigeria in the next 2 hours". Otedola in his UK residence speaking with his pilot who is also in UK. Two hours later, the jet is taxying on a UK airport runway heading for the Nigerian airspace.

No, they don't live in Nigeria. They have houses in Nigeria and outside Nigeria. They have residency in multiple countries. They only visit Nigeria when they have business in Nigeria.

Nigeria is not where people with unlimited resources live.

Kajaard:
I am a big fool. A very big fool

Congratulations, you know what you're.

Try and fûck her. It's very important you don't let that toto go without placing your most recent signature on it.

BeardedmeatR:
90% of commercial bus and Keke drivers in Lagos are cultist. That latsma nearly got his head mined in broad daylight.

So a violent person is a cultist, abi? Na wa for una for this country.

Violence has nothing to do with cultism. Violence is a very natural behaviour. You push someone to the wall, they look for a way to push back. That's how violence begins. That's why we have wars even amongs the most noble of nations.

Don't expect niceness and diplomacy from people. We are all animals. No exception

Maxymilliano:
Nice one !

Ecowas has lost its relevance, expecting same thing to happen here in Nigeria.

Democracy in Nigeria and Africa generally only favours the ruling class, and not the commoners

Not true. Politics in general only favours the ruling class not the commoners.

The military men are not commoners, they're part of the ruling class.

Inter, abeg, destroy Liverpool today.

ukaface:
STD go soon be national cake, make una no just bring am my side

STD? You sound very ignorant. Educate yourself.

Dukeolumidemans:
They don't want to send this guy to face justice in US. They prefer to give him life imprisonment because after some time, everyone will forget about him and move on. The next Aboki administration will bring him out...una no smart at all.



I come in peace!!!

US will give nothing more than 6 years. What US is accusing him of does not have serious prison time.

Na so all policemen be.

Avoid police and military personnel as much as possible.

Wisesaying001:
Thinking about killing yourself a thousand times a day and each time it gets just a little bit more real. But the day you wake up and know beyond the shadow of a doubt you are going to go through with it, that is both the worst and best day of your life. When you accept it you will find it amazing that everything you were thinking about suicide before was wrong. Suddenly you realize suicide is easy and desirable and that brings relief. No one wants to die. The act of dying is horrific but the reward is being dead and that sounds glorious to me.

Such a noble man.

When are you executing yourself? Some of us on NL would love to be there for you while you exit the cosmos on your own terms.

As you see me so, I no dey discourage suicidal persons again o. If you wan die, go and die. Las las, all of us go collect

ukaface:
Eiyaaaa

Sorry
E go reach everybody, I don chop my own.
All the acclaimed alpha male on NL will chop too

Of course e go reach everybody.

Na why we dey talk about simping make boys free themselves from the control of a toto. Toto full ground. Fûck as many as you can, even if you get wife or girlfriend.

No dull any willing toto. Fûck love stories. We are the masters of our destinies.

The thing for click. Yeye simp. Toto full Kano

How else could he afford his lifestyle?

Abeg, policemen are known to be worse than armed robbers. You see armed robbers, you go run. But if you see police, you no go run. Then the policemen go enter you like armed robbers.

I no just like uniform people at all.

christianjoy:
you mean

Very simple... Did you fûck or finger her toto?

These discos are as evil as it gets.

It's not like there is no electricity in the country. These discos deliberately reject electricity from gencos. It's like they are trying to buy as little electricity as possible.

This country is a joke

Las las, democracy na scam. If you check history, you'll see that it's all make-believe. The more you look, the less you see.

They tell you that you have freedom, but they know you don't have shît. They say the people own and run the government but they know that they ain't shît. If the people talk, government is like, "go fûck yourself".

At the end, we have two groups, the people and the government. The government has a mind of its own, not the mind of the people. The people are just a business and the government is the CEO.

The people only have a say on the election day. Every other day, the people can only make suggestions. The government doesn't have to listen to whatever the fûck they say. Also, the people dare not demand for accountability from the government. They try that, they go collect.

Fûcking con artists.

You be real wax

Usual mumu post from the same mumu. Commot for here, young bull.