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This boy mumu. There are certain things you take to your grave.

Start Buffon. He's the only legend there.

Bench Van. He's not a good keeper.

Sell Cech. He's over hyped hence good business.

Na only toto I dey see for there.

Na so misogyny take dey start sha. I still know where to draw the line between reality and misogyny.

Fûcking rip off. Gambling

Go back to that lady's thread and look at the last chat they had.

He told her not to send the items again. She typed "Ok".

That shows that they came to an agreement.

Hence, her only problem is that he blocked her. Nothing else.

Well, you reserve the right to block anyone.

shilenji:
For my safety, if I meet a girl I like, I stylishly ask to see her ex's pictures, if I perceive any yahoo from the picture like this na to ghost am sharply. I cannot share my destiny with anyone abeg.

You get destiny?

Salah don miss o. Liverpool don spoil this guy

kingsways:
Good

Students should not be allowed to come to school with phones!

Why should a student with no visible means of income come to school with iPhone

These are the kind of things that lure students into prostitution, cultism, and other sundry crimes


Anyone who knows that lecturer should send me his account number, I will send him N50,000

What is the relationship between phone ownership and income?

Absolutely no relationship. Nigerians deserve their leaders. Politicians are not the problem with Nigeria. They're a reflection of the average Nigerian

Quest7777:
Well, it's quite possible your are broke, & all your dad's property is one grounded scrap VW Beetles car.

Enough of the violence. We don't tolerate violence here because Liverpool is about to lose in open play. Straight loss, no penalty shootout

system21:
The match is 2 : 1 in favor of liverpool

Straight loss for Liverpool, bro

That one about women na just straight up sexism. That trash should not be in our constitution. Elective offices should be for any adult irrespective of their gender.

Imagine making a law that only men should occupy a certain percentage of elective offices. That is how stupid and strange this amendment is.

If a woman wants an office, she should fight for it the same way men fight for office. Toto shouldn't change nothing when it comes to democratic processes. We cannot be sending Africa backwards every single year by designating women as powerless. Women are human beings like men. They should hustle and earn whatever they get.

Women don't need no extra empowerment.

No one will even notice any drop in power supply because discos don't buy all the energy generated.

It was reported some time ago that discos are rejecting energy, some of the energy generated by gencos

Sammy101111:
Bro if konji na bastard then hustle hard and marry her then enjoy your sexually life instead of jumping around with konji make money

Marriage is not the solution to high sex drive.

After dreaming of regular toto, married men ALWAYS get disappointed.

There is no toto-on-demand in marriage. In fact, OP should forget marriage.

No just reason any nonsense they tell you. They're women. They naturally no dey reason logically. They love to follow the crowd.

Wahala for man wey wan go marry. If you don marry, you be ode and mumu combined

Wahala for man wey wan go marry. If you don marry you be ode and mumu combined.

Madam free that nigga. He needs steady and fresh toto. That girl is his plug to toto. No more unnecessary excuses from you.

It's like the nigga is on the path to redeeming himself. Correct guy

ValCon888:
That AMG G-Wagon is easily a hundred million.
A man who can genuinely afford a ride like that will not sell plantains. He will give it as a gift to everyone in his community.

This one is looking for coded clout.

Old model AMG. If you get 20m for that thing, that's extortion.

Look at the tail light

And one demented fool dey ask us why we're leaving Nigeria.

bluebay:
If you can remember very well, First round sex doesn’t last at all. It’s from the second round that does last so maybe he doesn’t want to look lazy to you. He gave the first round to the toilet then wants yiu to enjoy the longer round .

Any sexually active guy would have noticed this by now. It seems most people don't pay attention to themselves.

No Nigerian company should be awarded contract by the Nigerian government.

That's the first step towards making Nigeria work.

We'll tell ourselves these harsh truths one day.

Posaqato:
Someone's kid doesn't want to have kids, he just wants to have s*x. #endoftheage

Tell that to that reverend father in the nearest Catholic church

Man U na yeye club. Na yeye people dey support them

DEXTROVERT:
Please
Dont
Put
Chair
In
Your
Room

Only
Bed

so
when
you
have
visitors
They
Can
find
somewhere
to
rest

Na correct guy you be. Make toto just dey bounce on the bed.

You do fûck for outside in broad daylight, hot afternoon?

I don do am.

Na to fûck for aeroplane remain.

#levels.

Wee you keep quiet.

Story. Hustlers everywhere

Mumu thread. Fake AF

See as human being dey reason. So BBNaija na wetin dey make youth not to win election?

This OP is worse than Buhari and Tinubu combined.

The guy just position his neck well. If na Ogun state, the skull for don dey shine now.

Zanzibar1:
You sound like a sex starved feminist... Get your self a good dick. Life is short

Feminists are not sex starved. In fact, the principles of feminism allow women to have more sex than the average woman.

A real feminist thinks like a man. Most of the people guys tag feminists are just angry frustrated women

E go shock you say some boys mumu like this.

If they see this girl body for bush now some people go dey reason money rituals not knowing that she don buy market before without paying

Jerryherd:
Nigeria should stop decieving herself...

Ritual is real and we must start making laws to regulate spirituality both Christianity, Islam and Traditionalist

The people doing human rituals are working underground just like kidnappers and armed robbers.

This has nothing to do with laws. However, OP linking her death to the boyfriend is simply being mischievous

Spanki:
Sadly a lizard in Nigeria will not get to America and turn into a crocodile.�

It will become a crocodile when it comes back to Nigeria with dual citizenship.

Better perspective

They hawk and sweep abroad because they earn more than Nigerian professors.

Also, living in this country is a security risk. From police to ritualist, everybody wan chop you like say you be toto

Be wise.