₦airaland Forum

DDeliverer:
Lmao. Cabal that won't allow anybody near Buhari...

Tell Buhari to engage Nigerians. Even if its with English or which ever language he can speak...Let him talk to Nigerians. Why is he running away from the media??

Buhari spoke on TV at a gathering sometime last week or so. It was on NTA news at 9pm

You can check that, bro

Wait o, do you guys even follow NTA news at 9pm?

DDeliverer:
Wait, so Buhari is taller than saraki.. while jibril is shorter than saraki?? America wonder!!

Proof, please

infinitethrust:
Please show a picture of Buhari/Jubril shaking any world leader in France, even Macron.

There are actually pictures of Buhari with presidents at that event. One is being used to troll him on NL sef

NessaBoo:
Woooow!! So he's left handed, left handed people are always peculiar and very smart, From Aristotle and Mozart to Marie Curie, Bill Gates and Barack Obama even our very own Babatunde Fashola, even my elder sister...left-handedness has long been associated with talent and intelligence.

So you wey dey right handed dumb, ba?

#Stereotypes

macaphan007:
A wise man should be a man of few words,as a King he's not expected to say everuthing.

A wise man should know the meaning of few words.

"Few words" is relative

9jaBloke:
I'm officially in love with this couple. God please create more men like Peter who will appreciate and reciprocate a woman's unadultrated love and sacrifice irrespective of age and tribe.

We need to rise above this ethnic and religious BS, shelve our differences and put heads together to solve our common problems.

May God abundantly punish anyone who will come here to type: Afonja, Igbo, Zombie, Wailer and any other divisive jargon.


Amen.

You have already typed it.

When is your first punishment landing?

neolboy:
Peter you never made the revelation in your post how she made Psquare to prosper

Read the post again, despacito

Look at the trees below.

I want something like that to be grown in Nigeria

Also, take up personal research to grow some exotic trees from scratch

okwabayi:
This is normal. My younger brother went fully bald at 17 but at near 40 I'm only going through the early stages.
I think you should accept it. It gives a manly look to otherwise soft faces.

Fully bald?

I hope you know what that means? As in, he lost 100% of the hairs on his head

efighter:
Please what did we achieve from the companies that Atikuloot sold to his cronies, friends and family who were just fronting for him when he was VP? Atikuloot should go and sell his grandchlldren. Below are few of the companies.

Nigerian Airways
NICON Insurance
African Petroleum
NEPA
Eleme Petrochemical Company
NITEL - sold to Atikuloot company, later resold to Goatluck's friend Mr. Ayeni
Delta Steel Company
Unipetrol
National Oil
Ashaka Cement
WAPCO
CCNN - Cement Company of Northern Nigeria
BCC Calabar Cement
Capital Hotel, Abuja (Abuja Sheraton);
Festac ’77
Nigerian Hotels Limited (now Southern Sun, Ikoyi)
Nigerian Hotels (Caterers’ Court, Ikoyi), Nigerian Hotels (House 8 & 9 Lees Road, Ikoyi) and Nigerian Hotels (Audit Section, Ikoyi)”

What is government doing with running all those stuffs you just mentioned?

Those create avenues for mismanagement of resources, as well as fraud

We all can see how useless any government run organization in Nigeria is. I mean, it's basically a menace that even those running are ashamed to be part of

Sell all those things and let's get serious for once Idiots are practically buying off mansions in Dubai from mismanagement of resources in government run organizations in Nigeria

Stop putting yam in front of a goat and eexpecting your yam to remain intact Which kinda goat be that sef? The yam can never remain the same

Rextizzle:
Nigerian house design is completely trash, if I have 1 billion I won't throw it to buy this nonsense

Completely trash?

That's an insult on all the trashy things in this world

Look at kitchen, bathroom looking dry and lonely Looking like football field, abi na warehouse sef or event center sef

Absolutely completely arrant senseless big for nothing Waste of space

No wonder people hardly buy them

enemyofprogress:
A



Apart from Virginia, where else can Dickson travel to?

Assnal

WarriFirstBorn:
There is this lady I was going out with. We were together for like 3 months. She always come to spend the weekend at my place. She would come Friday and sometimes leave on Sunday.
She didn't know that I was studying her all along. For the period of time this girl was visiting me, I can bet she didn't know where I kept my broom in the house. I always make sure there is food at whenever she visits. I will serve food for the both of us and will still be the one to clear the table and take the plates to the kitchen. She will still go to the kitchen sink to wash her hands and leave the plates there unwashed. Even if I decide to leave the plates there to see if she would wash them, she wouldn't. I will still have to wash it the next day. I will still be the one to prepare what we will eat for breakfast. I was watching her, but she didn't know.
One weekend also that I knew she would be coming, I purposely delayed cooking for that day. I made sure her coming coincided with my going to the market. In fact, I told her to meet me at the market, which she did. I was already done buying things when she came. We went home together. When we got home, I went straight to the kitchen and and started preparing the meal. It was Okro soup I prepared that day. All the while I was in the kitchen preparing the meal, aunty was at the sitting room lying down on the couch. One word, I didn't utter. Even while I brought the Okro to the dining table to grate, she saw me doing that and didn't even give a helping hand.
Lest I forgot, before she came, I purposely made the bedroom untidy. I had to scatter some of my clothes on my bed and on the floor. I left it that way. She went to the bedroom later and saw how it was. She came to the kitchen and told me how I left my room untidy. The only response I gave her was if she had ever come to my house and met my room in that state before. Due to the fact that she spent some time there in the room before coming back to the sitting room, I thought she was busy tidying it up. In my mind, I thought at least, she has passed that test. Lo and behold :owhen I went to the bedroom to get something, I met the room exactly as it was when she came. She even had to spread her cloth that she meant to wear on Sunday to church on the clothes on the bed. I just laughed, shook my head and walked away.
Back to the Okro I was grating at the sitting room ;I grated it without she giving a helping hand. I finished cooking the soup, made eba and took the food to the dining and told her dinner was ready. She came over, told me weldone and ate. Still, I was the one that cleared the table and washed the plates. I also moved over to the bedroom and cleared it and made the bed. We slept that night.
The next day again, aunty didn't locate the broom to sweep the house. I just told her that there is somewhere that I would be going to and won't be coming back till Sunday evening. I gave her transport money back home. She went to the bathroom to have her bath, while she was applying cream on her body, I overheard her talking to someone on the phone and asking the person if he would still be coming to my town for the wedding ceremony. She told her where he would meet her so they both could attend the wedding together. I just went to her and told her that that should be the last day she would ever step her feet on my place. That I don't want to ever see her again. She was busy asking what she did wrong. I told her I overhead her conversation on the phone. She was just busy giving unnecessary explanation that since she didn't want to go home that early, she remembered one of her church members was attending a wedding ceremony in My town, so she decided to call him to attend with him. I just told her that I have made up my mind. She should leave and never return again.

This is a girl that was always asking me when will I come to see her parents even when we were just a month old in the relationship. Whenever she brought that issue up, I will just be laughing inside of me. In my mind, I will just be saying 'this one isn't ready yet for marriage at all'.
That's how God safed me from her hands o.

So, I think once in a while, we guys should still allow our ladies to be spending the night so we really see who and what they are. Love is just not enough most times.

Did you guys ffūck?

Hope you used condom?

Delivar:
Following this thread keenly cos I am a victim. The wahala in naija is too much. Why wouldn't beards turn white.

What age did it start?

The issue is that when a "know it" says that A is B, the "know it not" swallows it as fact

OP, you never look those trails before to see that they remain visible and intact for some minutes?

Very funny post

naijaguy123456:
The Igbo are leaving their villages in high numbers for Lagos, Ibadan and other south west cities thereby leading to overpopulation. Nigeria belong to all of us but if Igbo leaders can't develop the east, it's time they appoint Yoruba people to help manage the east of Nigeria. Imagine if we have Fashola as governor general of eastern Nigeria ?

I hope you know Lagos is not developed at all? Look at those pictures again and see what you call developed

It's just a business hub

Remember, Lagos was once the capital of Nigeria

Neyoor:


Yeah, she is good at what she does and what's that? BLOGGING. She has been recognized both Nationally and internationally as a blogger and not as a journalist.

Journalism stems beyond Gossips and Celebrity gists she specialised at. Apart from bagging B. A in English, she had no educational backing to that effect, atleast till this moment.

We have hundred of Journalists across Nigerian Newsrooms doing excellently well as a journalist than she does. Perhaps, you think it is a joke that Nigerian Journalists keep bagging Awards and Recognition even outside Nigeria. Go to Premium Times, Punch, Sahara Reporters, ICIR, you will see fine young journalists doing great.

Infact, the Nigerian Media space is more competitive than it used to be.


Have you ever wonder the reason for drastic reduction in her site traffic in recent time?

With English, she can easily bag a Masters in Journalism, so certificate is not an issue here

Being is journalist is being a journalist, not just a certificate carrier Journalists bite really hard

Yes, there are various niches of journalism that anyone could specialize in. You already know her own branch Celebrity and gossip! Even newshouses have journalists who specialize in that area

Whether you use a blog or a newspaper or magazine, so long as you do the work of a journalist, you're a journalist These are all media of journalism

If you can't shake any table, you ARE NOT a journalist!

She can get a Masters in journalism to impress you, which is just a one year and 8 month's task. She can even get a PhD.

That doesn't make her anymore a journalist than she's now

There ought to be separate landing and take off lanes by now

What sort of fūckery is this?

Neyoor:


More journalists like who?


Linda is just a blogger and not even a journalist and what's so special in what she is doing?

Celebrity gists and Gossips is her area of specialisation.

They are hundreds of Nigerian Journalist doing excellently than Linda.

Linda is a fully certified journalist Tho not academic certificate, which is as good as a business administration certificate If you can run a business excellently, what's the need for a certificate?

No, there are no hundreds anywhere
You can't even name up to 20 who you can count on to pull off what Sahara guy, the Daily times guy, Linda, the Premium times guy, etc pull off

Most are just copy and paste journalists who can't even bite

Neyoor:



If it is inside his resume then he would have been exposed earlier before now.


Not really a Media law but conventionally, and that's based on what I've observed so far. I have seen journalists doing such in secrecy and their excuse was that the management frowns at it.


It is only in Punch that Journalist would go on political assignment like being a Media Aide and would never be allow back to their newsroom after the end of such assignment.

With the level of discipline and how their management operates make me think, he might be fingered for operating such.

Perhaps, the discipline and all left with their formal boss.

You should know that résumés are highly classified

It's only his bosses that know what's up, which gave him an edge Who wouldn't love to have a sharp shooter on their team?

They knew him, we're just the ones who didn't know about him being the owner

The problem is that he might not even have been hiding. You don't just come out and say "I own this and that" That sounds like blowing your own trumpet

Yoighaman:
In my opinion, Instablog is currently the most successful blog in Nigeria, it has trounced LIB (and other blogs) and so disclosing the identity of the owner of instablog is a subtle ploy by Linda to fight it and reduce the patronage of the blog as she understands that the anonymity of the person behind the blog is what makes it really interesting. This is a crude, vicious and damaging attack served by Linda, so when they attack her too, people should learn to be objective and understand that it is a business game which is fair just like in love and war.

The owner of a blog doesn't necessarily have to be the handler but when the owner writes, you would know. Linda personally wrote that post.

Anonymity doesn't do nothing to a brand

We know Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Whatsapp, ICQ, Wiki, etc. We all know the owners

That makes them 100% accountable for what they post Even Linda is 100% known

Ishilove:
Linda is unbelievably nasty. How can she do this?? How can she put this man's job on the line like this?

I think it is high time someone seriously dealt with this lady.

Nah, get over it, she's doing her job.

That's what journalists do!

Are you not tired of 1+1=2 journalism?

We need more journalists like her

tossie101:
Lol it's now that u know yorubas don't like u.
Lol YORUBAS are snakes, that's how one dated my friend Amanda from Orah I warned the girl,
But she thought I'm just beefing him coz he is Yoruba.
He used the girl and dump her with a nasty text message, calling her edo witch, prostitute and sex slave. Lol.

Now She no Dey carry eye see YOruba guys again.

And you don't even know what the girl did

Wow, always good to be the first shooter Hope you don't whine home when you get shot

steam74:
Why couldn't Linda Ikeji respect that the dude wants to be anonymous?

The fact that there's an anonymous entity means that all journalists in the world have a job to do

The best way is to hide in plain sight

Neyoor:





If this revelation is true, then it means Linda just use her gossip to throw the man out of the most exalted Punch Newspaper.


Meanwhile, it is most likely to be true anyway, I learned of how the Dude was signed to Punch from Vanguard with humongous pay, due to his expertise in what he does.


Journalists like him are rare to come by but I doubt if the Punch Newspaper will not throw him out for violating one of the conventional Media law in Nigeria.


I wish him well.

Perhaps, that has been the reason why his identity wasn't in the limelight since these days.

And you think Punch didn't know?

It's right inside his résumé

Abeg o, which media law?

ntyce:
If true, Linda is a snitch...
She did more havoc than instablog...

She wants to bring him down to resuscitate her failed blog...

She just gave us a basic knowledge of who the owner of the page is Nothing harmful; no insults Just doing what journalists do in developed climes

The guy is popular now, cheers

Fierce11:
I know that the instablog guy is truely a vagabond bastard but, did he ask Linda to tell the world who he is or, has she suddenly resumed her usual stupid posts because Kemi claimed to have stopped trailing her? Smh.. Linda should tell us who are surrogate employee is biko.. That matter is more important to us.. Exposing Instablog owner's identity did not hide her "barrenity".. She should do the needful.
[spits]

She's just doing her job.

This is journalism at its best! You should be happy we have folks like her as journalist Little or no blank shots

Describe the house. I assume it's a duplex. I assume that this happened in Benin City. Does the main house have balcony or porches outside?

Does the room where the bag was kept have balcony or porch outside?

Is CCTV installed in the house?

Was there light that night?

Was the front door locked from inside with key or padlock since you were the one who locked it that night?

Are all the windows and doors with iron protector/guard?



If the doors (including the front door) can only be unlocked from inside, and there was no sign of forceful breakin at any entry point in the house, then only someone within that particular building that night could have done anything shady

No matter what you do or how you feel, DO NOT pack out of the quarters voluntarily any soon because that'd be a red flag

Nemesis001:
Go and rob them na.... If better bullet no lodge for your skull make I no why. Nansense

Are you an Igbo guy?

When I warn against marriage una go think say na another mumu bachelor

There's always a mental shift that goes with marriage. Sex is part of the shift The substance is already gone, just divorce or continue like that

mapet:
Then you put it in proper perspective. If an international transfer is flagged, yes they will put a hold on the money and it will not even hit your account in the first place. If money is already in your account, the bank requires legal (court, police, EFCC etc) directive to hold it. The bank cannot be held liable for a transaction that was not flagged and paid out. That responsibility is with the account owner.

Do you know that a customer's bank is 100% liable if a penny is stolen from the customer's account? All banks watch one another's back, especially in Nigeria So that means that if there's any air of fraud around any financial transaction, the bank in whose custody the money is at that moment MUST withhold the funds and report to their anti money laundering unit for investigation. If there's any sign of fraud associated with the money (after investigation), EFCC is invited to take over, else they let the owner of the fund have their fund

There's massive money laundering going on locally at every point in time. Kidnappers, armed robbers, fraudsters, etc, launder funds all the time

mapet:
I don't know what country you're in and referring to in the reference above....but definitely not Nigeria. The bank has absolutely NO RIGHT to place a hold on monies deposited into customer account except on the instruction of Courts, Police, EFCC or NFU. The bank CANNOT ask you to present documents in order to cash monies in your account. They are only obliged to inform the EFCC if you're are about to make a transfer of an amount above the legal limit.

They actually do have the right Nigerian financial system compiles with global anti money laundering laws

Maybe in Russia or China where there's nothing like anti money laundering Once your money is stolen and it enters any one of those countries, just forget about the money because no one can help you

So be careful