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Foreign AffairsRe: Did Obama Act Right In The "Blackman Vs Whiteman Case"? by newdeal(op): 11:32am On Jul 31, 2009
i expected him to be more cautious with his response.
Agreed, but don't you think the police officer acted below expectation? Yes he came there because a curious neighbour tipped him off, but he was sufficiently satisfied that the professor is not a burglar, yet proceeded to arrest him for disorderly conduct, making it look like he wanted to arrest the prof. at all costs. I think that was what drew the ire of president Obama
Foreign AffairsRe: Did Obama Act Right In The "Blackman Vs Whiteman Case"? by newdeal(op): 9:58am On Jul 30, 2009
@nex

No be us, na dem dem de tribalise their thing
Foreign AffairsRe: Did Obama Act Right In The "Blackman Vs Whiteman Case"? by newdeal(op): 6:14pm On Jul 29, 2009
The trio:

Foreign AffairsDid Obama Act Right In The "Blackman Vs Whiteman Case"? by newdeal(op): 5:34pm On Jul 29, 2009
Three characters, one event, one comment and the whole place is agog with accusations and counter accusations. Back to the story briefly;

A Black man
[ I hate to use colours to describe humans] Henry Louis Gates, who is a Harvard professor, wanted to enter his own house. The door did not open as quick as he wanted so he forced his way in. Someone alerted the police. Enter a Whiteman, James Crowley, a police officer. The professor could not understand why someone will question him for entering his own house, whichever way he chooses, probably wondering 'is it because I am Black?' The White officer thought the man was rude and arrested him for disorderly conduct . The matter got to the attention of President Barak Obama. He said the police acted stupidly, which I believe is a fair assessment. Now they say Mr Presidents comment smack of racial bias. The noise was all over the place. To cool-u temper, Mr president has invited the two parties to the White House to drink beer.

Pray, did President Obama act wrongly in this matter, dunno. What do you say?
LiteratureRe: The Beautiful Ones Are Not Yet Born by newdeal(m): 1:42pm On Jul 29, 2009
For me, that will be The Trial by Franz Kafka.
Funny and full of unresolved and intriguing suspense! At the end, you wonder if its a novel or just someone trying to recollect so many dreams of Josef K the central character. It was after reading commentaries on it that the full message dawned.

The other one is Lives Of The Poets by E.L Doctorow.
Initially I thought it will offer a glimpse into the lives of some famous poets. Turns out to be a successful mix of creativity, imagination and logic woven into each other. Glad I read it through!
LiteratureRe: Poets Poems About Cities by newdeal(op):
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LiteratureRe: Poets Poems About Cities by newdeal(op): 12:17pm On Jul 29, 2009
Drop a verse, politician grin
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LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by newdeal(m): 5:20pm On Jul 27, 2009
Behind every success is a crime-
Balzac
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Do I Make Friends On Nairaland? by newdeal(m): 7:15pm On Mar 04, 2009
Late to this thread,
[b]Newdeal [/b]here from Dartfod,
Christianity EtcRe: What's This About Firstfruits? by newdeal(m): 7:06pm On Mar 04, 2009
My take on this?
Its scriptural [Exodus 23:19, Proverbs 3:9, Leviticus 2:14, etc]
But there is a caveat here:

If you believe in it, go ahead and give, it will produce good result for you. If you do not believe it, please dont give,
whatever you do for God or even for man that is not borne out of inner conviction is a wasteful exercise.
Jokes EtcThe Blinds Man Who Can See by newdeal(op): 5:55pm On Dec 04, 2008
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “The BLINDS man is here to see you, he seems to be in a haste” she says to mother Superior.

“Well, if he is a blind man, then it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in.”

The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to encourage him on the need to be thankfull to God in any situation. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: “That’s nice, madam.

Where do you want me to put the window blinds? shocked
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Drops 20 Ministers In Cabinet Reshuffle! by newdeal(m): 7:52pm On Oct 30, 2008
spikedcylinder:
Ope o!

My uncle is on the new list. Maga don pay!!! grin grin grin grin
typical naija spirit, chop give me turn, grin grin

The ideal? we'll get there one day!
TravelRe: Ugly Britain by newdeal(m): 8:30pm On Oct 26, 2008
oh my GOD, where was i all these while?
@poster
God bless you one hundred times every second!
I dare say those pictures you posted only revealed a speck of the entire picture. Many of us living here are afraid, [naahh, ashamed rather] of revealing the squalor in which we live, so as not to remove the last vestige of ''borrowed pride'' [/b]we parade in the name of [b]''living abroad''. People hear fairy tales of ''developed nations'' and, pronto! they want to come over by all means without a clear plan of what they want to come and do. So they fall prey to all kinds of dehumanising situations that only God can extricte them from. I accept that considerably, condition of living here is better than what obtains in naija [light, transport & communication system, housing etc] but these things are not accesible to just anybody. Recently,  to get a new handset from Carphone Warehouse [/i]for instance, I had to present my passport. Now how many Nigerians here can do that without risking deportation? To those Naijabrits who are working themselves into a frenzy defending ''Queensland'' i can only say you missed the point of the post!
To conclude the truth is this: U.K [or any other developed nation for that matter] is not a [i]paradise,
can never be. If you want to come here, make sure you know what you are coming for and avoid cutting corners to come otherwise you will pay dearly for it, as so many are doing here.
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 3:52pm On Oct 21, 2008
princesa:
@topic
can i be the judge too cheesy cool

sam please embarassed
Applicant princess, you don judge for court of jokes before? b/w who & who? who win?
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 11:25am On Oct 21, 2008
@spenchuks,
Rapu Studio4321-0, [ko gini bu afiaa sef] Ogbu-okuko ko'bu! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 11:59pm On Oct 20, 2008
spenchuks:
Odogwu otu nsi 1. where have u been all this while.
i don find u tire grin grin grin
O! bros, I no know say you don com back from efcc net
okwu'oto 'kene eze! i dey, obodo ndi'ocha dey shakk winter!
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 6:21pm On Oct 20, 2008
tank yuu! oga milla, make we begin recruit police now, na be go be the I.G grin
Jokes EtcRe: Wetin Don Change? by newdeal(op): 5:12pm On Oct 14, 2008
@ scopium,
retreat and overtake youself backwards!

@emperoh & akym,
tune in well and vibrate, hit muassiss, sunny  adey or i no dey?

@ituen,
daysis oblonga! plentiful gbeduful ala okpekesses
may ur third term by waysis of biology never rereat like Mbeki,
Jokes EtcSeemingly Meaningful But Solveless by newdeal(op): 9:12pm On Oct 13, 2008
can you think of something, a riddle, quiz, or even a statement you have to scatter your brain first before you solve? i go first:

Iam in Love with the girl whose grand-father's aunt married the cousin of my niece's father in-law

your turn;
Jokes EtcWetin Don Change? by newdeal(op):
[b]I thought i've missed so much while i was away, for wia!

Oga Milla still dey change wives like clothe and nobody fit stop am

Mykali still dey carry him colour with am all over de place

Gabrywyl still dey fart all over the place

That oversize Bra still never get owner

Papa & Mama jonny still never graduate from MUMU HIGH SCHOOL

My Moyostic moyola still never post one joke since she enter nairaland,

My friend Spenchuks still dey Efcc jail for his exploits with nyansh during china olympic

Gunpoint still dey point empty gun for pipu head because e wan be oga by all means

Ituen is still karid, [even though he de appear and re-appear like one masquerade for my village

Pomade, studio 444440000, Info popo, tammy bitters---still dey kuvukiland dey jones, dey claim activity

newbies still dey stumle enter here dey misyarn,

ctrl C & ctrl V ''jokers'' and critics still full for hia,

This entity called diseases never still change him name! which kind name be that sef?

Oga admin still never change that his komanda-in-chief agriment for registration page grin grin

on and on and on-----------
so wetin don change, you tell me!

[/b]
Jokes EtcRe: Accidently Funny Domain Names by newdeal(m): 12:34pm On Oct 10, 2008
@gabb
where is luluhono? is it in d moon?
as for beatrice, the only sound i like in that word is the last four, R-I-C-E grin
Jokes EtcRe: Accidently Funny Domain Names by newdeal(m): 4:31pm On Oct 09, 2008
i almost did not click for fear of virus!!
now that is what i call real rib-crackers!! grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Happy Belated Birthday Romade Da Pomade by newdeal(m): 2:34pm On Oct 06, 2008
Gabry,
hope you will not turn this section into something else-0!
that ''cake'' is too raw abeg!
Jokes EtcRe: Loving Marriage by newdeal(m): 1:13pm On Oct 01, 2008
where Oga Sam Milla wey dey marry wives any how? make e come see one way traffic! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Have Our Fellow Nairalanders Been? by newdeal(m): 1:04pm On Oct 01, 2008
Something told me Gabry was up to something while i was away! grin

newdeal? sugery?
no way! oil and water no dey mix

you try sha, but I dey kampe like OBJ, I've been kind of busy lately
Foreign AffairsRe: South African Gets A New President by newdeal(op): 10:27am On Sep 29, 2008
@ruby
but we[nigerians] now have a new president!
or is he old already?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Get Cure For White Bia-bia? by newdeal(op): 5:36pm On Sep 26, 2008
Gabry don com again oh!
why bia-bia? sexy? how e take sexy, abi dem de carry am do? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Who Get Cure For White Bia-bia? by newdeal(op): 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2008
aremu obj:
@poster
Don't mind all of them. Go get a good painter, tell am say you want black paint spray on your chin
thank you jare my broda!
except that i dey feel somehow to belief pipu with ya kind of name grin
Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by newdeal(m): 1:02pm On Sep 26, 2008
you first put my name for ya fart clock, now na to post your husband picture call am newdeal!
you no sabi any other thing pass fart? grin

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