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Jokes EtcRe: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by newdeal(m): 4:30pm On Sep 10, 2008
Oh! more models, make i see, that last man wey dey look him ''kini'' resemble Oga Ituen well well, abi na him brother? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 4:22pm On Sep 10, 2008
@ Gabrywyl , TT,
wetin una dey squeeze face for? abi na because of de anti-kolo vaccine wey don enter una body?
@ Ogor,
Showbb say de vaccine no dey pain so make you no fear for injection, you fit even drink am self grin
Jokes EtcRe: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by newdeal(m): 2:33pm On Sep 10, 2008
OMG! so, fine models like these dey for Nairaland? Wao !
but that last one ugly no be small grin
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 2:19pm On Sep 10, 2008
showbobo,
welcom from[b] 'Aro',[/b] abeg thank God u are back! that your injection, e be like some pipu like luvli and ogor need to share am wit you grin
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 12:24pm On Sep 10, 2008
ogorluv:
Universally, your name na OLODO tongue
shocked! no wonder you failed [i]waec [/i]severally. common newdeal , u no sabi intapritate it from ingrish rangwage, go register for adult education joo!
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 12:00pm On Sep 10, 2008
ogorluv:
You don.t get it do u? The criticism is part of what makes the jokes section interrestin, OLODO.
for one naija language, d translation of ur name na '' luv from inside hole'',
so how is ya hole today?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NYSC: Which Amongst These Banks Should I Serve With? by newdeal(m): 5:10pm On Sep 09, 2008
come and serve with me
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 10:44am On Sep 09, 2008
No mind clemcy, na d admin. wey put am for office i dey pity because the person no know am! me i know am, him real name no be clemcy.
De guy go china for [b]olumpik, [/b]but na only nyansh e com dey look, till dem drive am comot he no win any medalgrin
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 10:24am On Sep 09, 2008
see as all of them perennial critics com dey show dia nyansh for here, na so more go still com.
NEXT!!! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Daughter Of John McCain's Running Mate Pregnant: So What? by newdeal(op): 10:00am On Sep 09, 2008
@ Kobo
How come you miss the sarcasm in my last post!
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 7:08pm On Sep 08, 2008
cbase:
hei ya grin
cbase wetin dat one mean?
you follow or you no follow?
Jokes EtcProposed New Law For Joke by newdeal(op): 6:14pm On Sep 08, 2008
As an[b] honourable member [/b]of this section, i wan propose new law: because [b]'jokes critics' [/b]don full for here, i dey propose say with effect from now, if you read any joke and you feel say e no funny, after u don condemn am, try post your own wey funny pass! otherwise shut up ya maut! any supporter pls raise ya hand make oga SAM MILLA stamp am into law,
Foreign AffairsRe: Daughter Of John McCain's Running Mate Pregnant: So What? by newdeal(op): 11:15am On Sep 08, 2008
Seun:
Abstinence-only sex education didn't work for her family, yet she promotes it politically. That's hypocrisy.
In the same vein, abstinence from sin didn't work for Judah Iscariot, yet Jesus promotes it religiously. That's hypocricy!

What a brilliant reasoning! carry on Admin!
LiteratureRe: Short Story Contest: Tuneh Won by newdeal(m): 2:56pm On Sep 07, 2008
congratulopia! sista tuneh! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ha Ba, Wetin Happen? by newdeal(m): 7:32pm On Sep 04, 2008
what if i no be man or woman?
Jokes EtcRe: Ha Ba, Wetin Happen? by newdeal(m): 4:53pm On Sep 04, 2008
@ clemcykul
na pipu like you cause am, i dey create space for that man wey una wan drive comot
Jokes EtcRe: Ha Ba, Wetin Happen? by newdeal(m): 3:55pm On Sep 04, 2008
all of una, sharrrraaaapp!
JJC enter here una dey drive am comot

*welcomes tammyswits back*

there is enof space 4 evri one, even missroads! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Daughter Of John McCain's Running Mate Pregnant: So What? by newdeal(op): 5:42pm On Sep 03, 2008
@yemmese'
I agree its disappointing for the daughter of a sex-abstinence advocate to be found in such a situation. What i find difficult to accept is for people to regard Palin as a hypocrite for her belief in abstinence because of the teenager's pregnancy. I would have accepted that label if Palin is the one involved and not the daughter. To put it bluntly, do you expect her to follow the daughter all over? or to put lock and keys on the girl's privates?

@kha_khai[abi na ogogoro self grin]
yemmese has acknowledged the typo-error, no need rubbing it in.
Foreign AffairsRe: Daughter Of John McCain's Running Mate Pregnant: So What? by newdeal(op): 3:58pm On Sep 03, 2008
yemmyse:
@newdeal

what's the deal? your posting is just a mix of contradictions
nope! read again.
there is a difference between bringing out a summary of the opinions of others and what i believe. the title gave enough hint of my take on this issue.
Jokes EtcRe: If Ur Friend Have Mouth Odour, What Would You Do by newdeal(m): 2:23pm On Sep 03, 2008
@ IBK,
femmace blow you five freshly minted kisses and all you can say is nagode?
abi na true them dey talk? abeg open mouth reply in kind! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Daughter Of John McCain's Running Mate Pregnant: So What? by newdeal(op): 1:54pm On Sep 03, 2008
Waoo! some of the contributors almost turned this thread into a war zone, but some salient points were clearly made: those who come to equity must come with clean hands. If a parent mounts the podium to teach the world an ideal he/she believes in but cannot make even a member of his/her household to conform to such, then questions will be raised as they are being raised.

However, If i profess and propagate an ideal i believe in, as long as i live by it, i have not failed, even if my ward failed to live by it. Beyond the pregnant teenager, there are several thousands, dare i say millions, who still believe in sexual abstinence before marriage. To that extent therefore, i disagree with those who tagged Palin as hypocrite because even with the best of parental cares, a lot of children still veer off disastrously.
Foreign AffairsDaughter Of John McCain's Running Mate Pregnant: So What? by newdeal(op): 7:35pm On Sep 02, 2008
American politics is so weird sometimes!
Sarah paling's[John Mccain's running mate] teenage daughter is pregnant and American press is agog!
so what is the big deal about that? why are they making such a fuss about it?
Jokes EtcRe: Hi by newdeal(m): 5:54pm On Sep 02, 2008
is this a joke as well?
na wao for some of these new-comers![especially this one wey dey claim both Nigeria and Ghana] grin
them no dey check well before them post!
Jokes EtcRe: Story by newdeal(op): 5:37pm On Sep 02, 2008
spenchuks:
who is that newdeal?
my broda, na one guy[abi na girl sef] called CGO. [/b]d 'professor of spellings' sets out to correct spelling mistakes of all Nigerians but he could not spell the word [b]appalling correctly even after two attempts--- grin abeg e don do! no turn me to amebo, go to home page, u go see am grin
Jokes EtcRe: Story by newdeal(op): 5:20pm On Sep 02, 2008
kufreabasi:
that was a good exercese
you no learn any lesson[s] from that [b]appauullingg [/b]guy? abi you be one of those grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Story by newdeal(op): 2:46pm On Sep 02, 2008
spenchuks:
na true my guy. but one of them is laughing now lipsrsealed
shocked shocked so he is among? no wonder! grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: If Ur Friend Have Mouth Odour, What Would You Do by newdeal(m): 2:40pm On Sep 02, 2008
@defemz,
now that is a joke taken too far, pls delete or modify immediately embarassed angry
Jokes EtcRe: Story by newdeal(op): 11:31am On Sep 02, 2008
@spenchuks,
liver failure grin, ok no worry, dem sabi themselves grin
Jokes EtcRe: Story by newdeal(op): 7:26pm On Sep 01, 2008
spenchuks:
@ newdeal
my guy no look far. mumu virgins full for here sad sad
e.g?---[i dey your back if anything burst, call dia names joo! grin grin]
Jokes EtcRe: Good And Bad Odour by newdeal(m): 11:35am On Aug 30, 2008
@bastrin,
abeg no spoil this fine thread for us
Jokes EtcRe: Da Shit List. by newdeal(m): 11:32am On Aug 30, 2008
cbase:
No be me ooo, na Spen, e say may i no cast before, but as u don already know, No yawaa grin
spen again! where him dey sef ? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Da Shit List. by newdeal(m): 11:07am On Aug 30, 2008
cbase:
Oga New D , my sewage tank don full oo, when u n your boys (Spen & Clem) go come na, before my tenants begin complain angry
cbase so you change ur name com dey hide for here after ur shit wey no get control don disgrace nigeria for olympics?

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