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Romance / Re: What I Discovered From Nigerians On Dating Site. by Newguyhere: 9:55am On Jan 28, 2020
there is a serious demand for marriageable men out there.
These women are desperate grin
Romance / Re: I Went Through My Son’s Phone (see Screenshots) by Newguyhere: 10:56am On Jan 27, 2020
that girl is a prostitute.
Do some digging on her and you will see I'm right. 7 in 10 girls in Lagos these days are prostitutes!
Shocking but true!
Banty6:
My Son recently turned 16, he’s actually preparing for Utme and while he does, he works with me partime at my Firm. I do alot of traveling and he knows the business. He fills in for me.. last night, we were eating dinner and his phone won’t stop ringing and everytime it rings, he tries to silence it. I was watching him..then phone rings again and he tries to excuse himself from the table but i asked him to not move an inch until everyone has left the table.. then out of the blues i asked him to hand me his phone.. he knows the rules (never bring your phone to the dining) so he hands me his phone then i set it aside.. it wasn’t even up to one minute this number calls again and the caller name was Mia.. .. i got curious i asked him and he said she was his friend.. fast forward i asked him for his unlock code, he gave it and I didn’t use it right away.. i held on to his phone and later after dinner i checked around and the same Mia and himself they’ve been exchanging text messages and calls.. what do i make of this? My guess is they been having sex too and i guess aunty Mia is older.. how can i stop this?
Romance / Re: I Went Through My Son’s Phone (see Screenshots) by Newguyhere: 10:52am On Jan 27, 2020
that lady is probably a prostitute grin
She don see say your family rich thereby milking the small boy grin
Fear naija girls! grin

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Phones / Re: DHL Africa Eshop! Has Anyone Tried Shopping Through Them by Newguyhere: 10:46am On Jan 26, 2020
hi bro, did you eventually use DHL eshop?
I'm about to order something from Amazon with them.
Jwonder:
I saw the DHL eShop online, downloaded it, nice app, it's a good solution for those who want to buy things from the US or UK but the only downside is the best store they support is Amazon! Other stores are mostly clothing store. Has anyone tried out the app, and it's a $5 shipping rate
Travel / Re: Top 7 Countries To Migrate From Nigeria In 2020 by Newguyhere: 9:56pm On Jan 25, 2020
so make I kon turn second class citizen for another man country? No thanks undecided
I prefer naija anytime any day!! grin

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Romance / Re: Nobody Wants To Approach Me Because I Am The 'oga', Can I Still Find A Husband by Newguyhere: 6:13pm On Jan 23, 2020
even me as a single guy no go date her!
Even though I get money pass am!
Kobicove:
Make more effort to socialise with single guys who are above you financially
Romance / Re: This Message Is For The Chubby Or Plus Sized Sisters... by Newguyhere: 9:53pm On Jan 22, 2020
this one dey find clientsad

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Romance / Re: Who Is The Coolest Person On Nairaland by Newguyhere: 9:51pm On Jan 22, 2020
probably me grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary For Arik Air Workers by Newguyhere: 1:40pm On Jan 22, 2020
I have a job for her
Dm me
payperpost:
I want them to employ my wife as a air hostess, she's pretty, even if they snatch her from me, at least she will escape from poverty.

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Romance / Re: Isa Sulaiman & Janine Sanchez: 'I No Fit Love Any Nigerian Woman Again' by Newguyhere: 11:42am On Jan 22, 2020
she is obviously richer than the guy so if she divorces him nah her loss cause she will end up paying alimony.
That's how marriage laws work in the west
The richer partner pays alimony if things go soregrin
koyyes:
You never see anything.
Is this not the woman that said she is divorced with kids?

If you like, when you reach there, don't be a good houseboy. That is when you will know that over there, a woman is KING!

Their laws will reboot your brain and smack out every boko haram and chauvinistic demon from your empty, inventless black brain.

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Crime / Re: Policemen Allegedly Sell Detainees For N80,000 Per Person To Ritualists - Kwara by Newguyhere: 7:32am On Jan 22, 2020
My mom told me this a long time ago sad
She said back then in her former house,
She would hear loud gunshots at midnight from the prison close by.

During this time she will then see various jeeps and all kinds of exotic cars filled with alhajis and alhaja's all coming to buy human parts.
Tongue, penis, vagina, head etc dem go cut them up sell am. grin

Once nigerian police catch you and after several months non of your relatives appear, my brother I'm sorry your own don finish grin
Them go kill you sell your part las las.
Nigeria is truly is finished!
ritual money is now so rampant!

Even small boys aren't exempt from this.
You go see small boys bathing with all kinds of soaps made from human parts then claiming say nah yahoo dem dey do grin
Guy, nah ritual money be that!!!
No dey deceive yourself.


lalasticlala abeg push this one go front page
Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Snake Killed In Sapele Delta State by Newguyhere: 2:36pm On Jan 20, 2020
Yahoo plus! shocked
this snakes aren't normal
Romance / Re: Why You Must Marry Your Mate by Newguyhere: 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2020
Google it goddammit sad
CasNova:



Give us the sources of that research.
Romance / Re: Why You Must Marry Your Mate by Newguyhere: 12:53pm On Jan 20, 2020
rubbish!
Scientific research encourages men to marry women who are at least five years younger undecided
Marrying your age mate is a recipe for disrespect and eventual divorce. undecided



https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/mar/31/women-marrying-younger-men-dying-earlier-research
Romance / Re: Digital Illustrator Wanted by Newguyhere: 12:49pm On Jan 20, 2020
Bump!
I'm still searching for this.
Comment below if you offer such services
Romance / Re: Digital Illustrator Wanted by Newguyhere: 12:06pm On Jan 20, 2020
the romance section has the most traffic undecided
thebosstrevor:
damn! boy, post this stuff on job vacancies
Romance / Re: Digital Illustrator Wanted by Newguyhere: 11:18am On Jan 20, 2020
Still searching!
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by Newguyhere: 4:44pm On Jan 19, 2020
some guys are sick upstairs sad
Did you report him to the police?
Mstick:
My friend gave my number to her cousin because he saw me with her and he told her he liked me. So we were talking on the phone and Facebook for awhile and he talked like a gentleman. So after a long time of chatting we decided to meet up at his uncle’s place on a weekend since it was his uncle’s birthday and my friend was also going to be there.

It was getting late and I wanted to leave but my friend convinced me to stayed and I agreed although I wasn’t comfortable, around midnight this guy texted me that he was outside so I went to meet him and from gist he started touching me weirdly, I asked him to stop and he refused he said he was my boyfriend and he has the right to have sex with me. I refused, the next thing heavy slap! I was still in shock he wanted to tear my clothes, I started begging he refused! The more I cried the more he hit me! I started bleeding from my mouth, the next thing he brought out this knife key holder and put it on my neck and said he will kill me and nobody will know.


As he said that I just started laughing, I was just laughing, I laughed! He was looking at me like a mad woman. I was just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing maniacally. The guy just fear! I fell on my knees put my face in my palm and I was just laughing, I was in that position for awhile and when I raised my head up he was gone.

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Romance / Re: A Very Interesting Picture. by Newguyhere: 12:09pm On Jan 19, 2020
Ftgh
Romance / Digital Illustrator Wanted by Newguyhere: 6:02pm On Jan 18, 2020
The title pretty much describes what I want.
I need a very skilled digital illustrator for some promotional video I'm currently working on with after effects.
Quote me if you offer such services.
And please include a link to your portfolio.
Celebrities / Re: Davido, King Patrick, Chioma, Peruzzi: The love-vendor Story by Newguyhere: 1:08pm On Jan 18, 2020
Omo see traffic! shocked

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Crime / Re: Sadiku Muniru Dolapo: EFCC Arrests Wanted Yahoo Boy, Colleagues, Seizes Cars by Newguyhere: 10:56am On Jan 18, 2020
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