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RomanceRe: In Uyo, Akwa Ibom Girls No Longer Wear Panties (pictures) by Newguyhere: 8:18am On Dec 14, 2019
Bros you no lie at all grin
Most of these girls have underground suger daddy's aside their main boyfriend.
I Don experience am first hand. cool
obiekunie2:
you are still a small boy dont worry when you get to the age of a zaddy you will understand what am talking about.

we are the ones that fuk your baby while you are chatting with her on watsapp - the truth is, they dont love us - they love you but men they like us more than they do you and they love spending time with us cause we keep them happy with no strings attached.

THAT YOUR GIRL YOU THINK IS SOOO DEDICATED TO YOU MAY HAVE A SWEET ZADDY SOMEWHERE! IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW! cheesy grin
CrimeRe: 16-Year-Old Yahoo Boy, 28 Others Arrested For Internet Fraud In Owerri (Photo) by Newguyhere: 10:59pm On Dec 13, 2019
abeg face front! no be me send you go Bleep olosho without condom undecided
EvilPOTATO:
Since yesterday, Thursday, I have been down with severe backache, runny nose and malaria. Although I am trying to treat it with lemon juice but it isn't helping.
I have nothing on me to even afford ordinary amala tablets. Please I need help
RomanceRe: What Are Great Perfume For Men? by Newguyhere: 3:15pm On Dec 13, 2019
you want better perfume with $40 huh
Lmao, you must be joking.
Wey boys dey spend 120k for my side here.
RomanceRe: Mention Dat Nairaland Girl U Want To Get Married In 2020 by Newguyhere: 2:57pm On Dec 13, 2019
marry? Nah. I'd love to bleep pocohantas though undecided
Milfs like her need better young prick to knock out that disgusting feminist doctrine she has. grin. I'd bet she be a great lay. cool
BusinessRe: Poco Lee Converts Mother From Plantain Seller To Wine Shop Owner by Newguyhere: 2:41pm On Dec 13, 2019
you are ret**ded! angry
iTearHerToto:
Wait! What brand of trash is thishuh
[img]https:///view/confused-wat-why-gif-5643942.gif[/img]




Pukesangry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me! by Newguyhere: 2:28pm On Dec 13, 2019
ooh please grin I'm tired of girls regurgitating this line of thought abeg;una usual shaming tactic. grin
pocohantas:
What is my business? My expectations from a Nigerian horseband is really low na. I can only be surprised when you guys start building spaceships.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me! by Newguyhere: 2:11pm On Dec 13, 2019
now let's look at it backwards:
What happens when you get old with fallen tits, wrinkled stomach and skin?
The man kicks you out and marries a younger chick.. right? cheesy
Seems fair to me, don't you think cheesy

How I wish all men were this ruthless to throw out their wives when she gets old and no longer serves her purpose grin
Una for hear am.
pocohantas:
Lol. I have never claimed to fall in "love" with a man. If you don't have certain things, nothing fit happen between us.

But for people like OP that found a girl that supported him to buy car, he is indeed lucky. I don't build men. I don't fix them either. Arrange your life and I will come in to enjoy grin grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me! by Newguyhere: 1:59pm On Dec 13, 2019
op ignore this advice.
I advice you to read rollo tomassi's book: the rational male.
You will learn alot about female nature there.
Women don't truly fall in love with a man, they fall in love with his lifestyle.
We men love idealisticly while women love opportunisticly.
Always remember this fact when dating anyone;dont be dumb. undecided
Now work on your life and forget girls matter.
pocohantas:
But why do guys do this?
Act all tough then go home to cry. No wonder they commit suicide pass. Hahahahahaha

See OP is in serious pains and taking advice from people that will logout to go cuddle their own babes.

By evening, we would all have forgotten about you and your thread. Then the real pains will set in. Shey you have enough Westlife on your playlist. Lmao.

No go call your babe grin
CrimeRe: Some Harsh Realities Of Life by Newguyhere: 11:32am On Dec 13, 2019
xup cutie wink
StacyO:
They were really cute.

Some factors strongly contribute to children taking a wrong path.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Newguyhere: 8:50pm On Dec 12, 2019
bro please do you have her picture?
Send it to me on Ayodukesmavi@gmail.com.
I want to see what she looks like sef undecided
I'd be extremely disappointed if she no fine oo shocked.
After all the mouth! undecided
ericsmith:
You knw the funnily thing about poco .. are inner most desire is to find a man on NL, the day guys here wil see her picture or what she looks like is the day d few ones sliding into her DM will realised she not worth more than an average gurl next door, her mouth is so much bigger than her tit & ass, ....never take dem serious.
CrimeRe: My Whatsapp Has Been Hacked by Newguyhere: 3:40pm On Dec 12, 2019
I took a cyber security course earlier this year on udemy.
So yeah, I'm kinda well grounded on how this kind of attacks work.
JaySterling:
bad guy

You sef sabi
CrimeRe: My Whatsapp Has Been Hacked by Newguyhere: 3:25pm On Dec 12, 2019
Social engineering at its peak cheesy
Some guys bad!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Newguyhere: 12:57pm On Dec 12, 2019
you said you were dating some rich foreign based dude in one of your posts tongue
I Would have sent you a screenshot but I'm too lazy to start searching for it.
UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't understand. huh
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Newguyhere: 11:37am On Dec 12, 2019
bros abeg what's her other username?
tosyne2much:
Who do you earn jumping from one thread to the other, forming "miss intelligent" when you and I know you're living a miserable life behind your keypad? I stopped taking you serious the day you opened an alt account to seek relationship advice on the same Nairaland where you make mouth every now and then grin grin grin

Just keep living your miserable life "EVENING NEWSPAPER.. You're the last person I will ever take serious on this platform
RomanceRe: Photo : Guys Be Careful "See What This Nigerian Girl Was Caught Doing" by Newguyhere: 8:41am On Dec 12, 2019
my God!! shocked I no f**k ashawo again abeg sad
Bye bye to coded runs sad
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Newguyhere: 12:34am On Dec 12, 2019
Well said bro!
They think a man with all the qualities they desire will automatically find them attractive.
Forgetting the fact that really high quality men are also very picky.
Ultimately it is the man who has the final say if a lady stays or leaves.
Women are gate keeper's of sex while men are the gate keepers of relationships.
InvertedHammer:
/
It is always good to have standards.

But can you attract your standard?

Will the man with the standards you desire find you interesting enough to date? That's the puzzle that reality throws at selective ladies.

A lady can only have a man she can attract; a man can only have a lady she can afford.



/
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Newguyhere: 11:53pm On Dec 11, 2019
obviously I meant one with a functioning neuron cheesy
Btw, judging by her pics, she looks really average looking to me;makes me wonder which high quality Caucasian male will go for her. undecided
pryme:
And you think we dont have "white" numskulls?
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Newguyhere: 11:33pm On Dec 11, 2019
Tbh I never knew female negros were attracted to white guys.
I hope you're intelligent enough to land one.
seunmohmoh:
Coming of age= I admired young cute athletic white man. Now = I want to get married to a very cute white guy and have kids.

That's what changed- KIDS
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Newguyhere: 11:27pm On Dec 11, 2019
what about the rich and influencial nairalander you said you were dating? huh
Una two no gel ni?
UyaiIncomparabl:
I can't say yet. I'm still growing, but I know it will evolve in time to come. For better or for worse is what I'm not sure about.

What's very consequential to me right now is a man who's highly intelligent (I'm very sapiosexual). It trips me to my feet when a man can engage me in an intelligent discourse.

* Have a great sense of responsibility (this isn't dependent on how rich he is. A man could be rich and be disinterested in your affairs).

* Love God. He should have a good relationship with God. I can't stress on this too much.

* Homely. Down to earth. Humble. Spiritual (not religious). Teachable. Reserved.

Above all, he MUST be my best friend.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Newguyhere: 11:20pm On Dec 11, 2019
damaged goods
Twoclans:
My list was Simple

Tall (90% of the men in my family are very tall,I did not want them to bully my guy with height )

Catholic ( ohhh I am a staunch Catholic girl )

Not a spirikoko church boy (I can't come and be doing vigil to vigil ,for what naaahhhh)

Intelligent and smart (that is the only way any guy can match up to me,I have always been street smart )

Dark (I have NEVER dated a light complexion guy,we can't be competing for freshness/creams when we step out)


The only thing that has changed from the above list is that I am not so keen about a tall guy anymore .Ask me what happened ? Hmmmmmmmm after enjoying standing sex with a guy about the same height with me dammmmmmm what the hell do I need a tall guy for .Standing sex is bea
CelebritiesRe: Angel Okojie's 4th Birthday: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Her Daughter by Newguyhere: 5:47pm On Dec 11, 2019
See them, womb watchers undecided
avril9:
... Look well she is pregnant...
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: On Shît Testing. by Newguyhere: 1:31pm On Dec 11, 2019
bro, I have been reading all your posts for a couple of hours now and I must say it's extremely enlightening and entertaining!!! grin

Here is a video related to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpr7K_Wrv4E

Watch it and let me know what you think. wink
pansophist:
The modern version of feminism is only possible due to capitalism, and if we understand one thing about capitalism, it is that it cares only about profit. Now, women drive about 80% of consumer purchasing, they spend more than men and usually make most buying decisions for their families. Go to the cinema, shopping mall, in fact just observe, you'll see that most men will live a frugal life when there is no woman in their life. You hardly see men going to the cinema, bar, or shopping unless with a woman.

Your average bachelor is comfortable living in a one-room or jumping okada every day. Men are simple creatures. It is the need to procreate and have a chance with women that drives most men to succeed and compete. Just as guys will borrow a car to get girls, that kind thing. If not for women, giant corporations won't exist. Since men by nature are the expendable workhorse, sacrificial, and express love by giving, corporations will hide under feminism and financially rape men through women. For example, smoking was a male thing in the past, and feminism convinced women that smoking too was about equality and a direct smashing of the patriarchy, and automatically, the revenue from smokers doubled, as half the population started smoking. To this effect, you may check out the documentary on youtube titled ''The century of self''.

Having said that, billion-dollar corporations have massive incentive to back up feminism and worship this shit test, to appeal to women since they are the cash cow. The consequence is that it destroys men, and destroy society as well. The reason why the radical, crazy type of feminism hasn't crept fully into Nigeria is that we ain't that fully developed yet with lots of wealth, just as feminism is yet to creep into poorer European and Asian societies.

Feminism is cancer, and sadly, the women spearheading it are drunk under the idea that their cause is a noble act, but nothing more than the destruction of the social fabric and cohesion humanity thrives on, and will extinct on.
RomanceRe: When Haters Say “Fat Girls Can’t Get A Man" - Busty Fat Model Romances Boyfriend by Newguyhere: 11:05am On Dec 11, 2019
bro I'd really like to see you. wink
are you based in nigeria?
pansophist:
Funny enough, they always go for slim men, not fat men like them. And why she no make us see the man clearly na ? She just use all her body cover him grin

The fact she has to make a post about this is the proof needed that indeed, its difficult for fat girls to get a man. And after the man leaves now, I'll see what she will post next. People should learn to keep their relationships private, no one cares. Don't impress people, not worth it.
RomanceRe: The Theory Of Male Attraction by Newguyhere:
lolzzzzzzz. Build yourself bro. Personally I still think men are the lucky ones.
At least our sexual market value can be controlled and improved through hard work and creativity.
tensazangetsu20:
This is just so painful to read huh

CareerRe: Should I Go Back To School Or Continue Working? by Newguyhere: 10:02am On Dec 11, 2019
Most people are too dumb to see things from this perspective bro.
It's pointless trying to convince them. grin
Anyways, it's all good Sha.
Capitalist like me need such dumb folks..to exploit cheesy
Emmaxy9:
#Richdadpoordad

The poor think that more education will give them financial freedom because it eases the process of getting Jobs. They look for more degrees, if they want higher pay.
But the rich know that knowledge is money. So they take a field, train themselves, learn all well about it and bank on it and start a business from which no one pays them but as time goes on wealth comes
It's All about risk and also what you want. If you want just job, think about 50 years from now, will you still be having joy staying with that job? As time goes on, you might also find the next Job's pay too low for you.
Forget about most advise, its all on you and what you want.
RomanceRe: Say NO To Boyfriends That Wants Husband Privileges. by Newguyhere: 9:07am On Dec 10, 2019
I only asked cause you look like someone on a discord server my buddy runs.
Don't get it twisted. I know male attention makes you h**ny. grin
So once again, are you on discord?
Riele:
grin
RomanceRe: Say NO To Boyfriends That Wants Husband Privileges. by Newguyhere: 8:50am On Dec 10, 2019
nah it's not. tongue
are you on discord btw?
Riele:
Looking young ain't illegal , is it ?
RomanceRe: Say NO To Boyfriends That Wants Husband Privileges. by Newguyhere: 8:42am On Dec 10, 2019
lol..like Seriously don't tell me that's really you on your signature.
Like Wtf you look so young shocked
Riele:
Pervert !
RomanceRe: Say NO To Boyfriends That Wants Husband Privileges. by Newguyhere: 8:36am On Dec 10, 2019
I feel like flogging that your face with prick sad angry, who gave you phone sef sad
Aren't you suppose to be reading your books
Riele:
There are few responsible husbands .
RomanceRe: Say NO To Boyfriends That Wants Husband Privileges. by Newguyhere: 8:30am On Dec 10, 2019
you know, I feel very sad at times that an intelligent lady like yourself is in this line of business.
Find one responsible guy marry nah undecided
Your line of work is very risky oo.
The wey boys dey use girls now ehnn cry
CrimeRe: Gildas Tohouo's Wife Stabbed To Death In Her Ikoyi Lagos Home by Newguyhere: 12:47am On Dec 10, 2019
shut up! Your money is valueless without poor people in the society who do the work!
Ignorant f**l
Hedonisco:
I hate poor people. Jeez. How does one cope with these idiots... Electrician, plumber, mechanic, house help, 'eye service' employees and less fortunate associates, etc..... any of these jealous, envious and greedy bastards who has access to you and your home! I'm not even anywhere as rich and accomplished as these Maersk victims but geeeeez, I know and I shiver!

God have mercy.

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