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Go drink cornflakes it will calm your rage and make you reason... Dnt expose your stupidity even if it's your right.. Because na King, make him no smoke shaa

Ornament2003:
Only criminals or criminal minded persons like the Fraudster called Oluwo Akanbi, would accuse you of any wrongdoings by exposing the criminal king!

How would someone who was entrusted with so much be behaving like the tout he is. In a saner clime, the yęyę ( worthless) king would have been dethroned With all the revelations of his true identity!

Thank God for your life. What of if the criminal had succeeded in killing you? He would have gotten away with it, especially with our corrupt police.

Run for your life, Woman.

Dx Olori go sabi sha.. See Lipz

OP with all due respect... ''You're NUTS''

Abeg dish 4 me.. hope no be semo sha

Leesah:
It's nice. Send your address so delivery would be faster. The dispatch rider is like flash
The taste is very nice o. A trial will convince you

Dx your fried egusi looks like banga soup o... Looks cool, na the taste I dey reason

Leesah:
Decided to do something different with my Egusi and it ended up tasting different from the normal one but nice though.
Fried Egusi and garden egg leaves

4. I am tired but stuck with her do to relatives and girl parents I cant believe I read this Op, you get luck say I don bake I no get strength. But you are seriously without brains in this century.. Beta start smoking ondo weed make your head open because you are seeing with your nostrils and sneezing with your eye balls at your age.

How is this prepared... Help am plantain and egg crazy, these combo make me wan save the pic

RoyalBlak007:
My first post here

[color=#F5A215] Lunch[/color]

I think Op you na the dicker.... GTB na HER bank... #noReasonam

Tiv girls no stingy.....maybe the nicca wey dey take am 4rm behind called, niccas like that can't be denied trust me..It's like President Trump's Call to Buharie

Holywizard:
do u know that I was so konjified yesterday, and I controlled a young beautiful Tiv babe like that right in the morning.
Do u know that the babe agreed to come by 2pm?
I called by 2.30pm and the fool told me to give her some mins to dress up.
3.30pm I didn't still hear from her and I called her.
Could u imagine that de mad fool changed her tone just to tell me that she felt sick instantly.
I couldn't allow finish her statement and I ended the call, deleted and unfriend her on Facebook.

You 4got the deeper the well....Lekpa na Sugar sha

Okoroawusa:
You are wrong. The slimmer a lady, the smaller her waist then the tighter her vagina. Am talking from experience

Anty tasting dick since 1860...Kontinew

Blessnelly:
When it is slightly curve, it's d best . But when it z really curve; baby run 4 ur lyf cos u will b injure.

Lol.. You haven't seen so many You are a very terrible liar #spitsindisgust

MaryJane24:
Normal? I've never seen one like that before. But I haven't seen so many, so...

Anty na because them no call am loud? :oAbegi you wey dey wrap 4 people se

Yenefer:
This plant is very dangerous to mental health according WHO it's scheduled 1 drugs,. more dangerous than methamphetamine alcohol and cocaine,. yet the lucerfariens are pushing it as medicinal blah blah the day any of my brother smell this drug we will disown him

Shes single cheating with a married man in the name of bestie.. If you try marry her, carry 4 mind say your houseboy, gateman or even passerby shoe mender go bleep am anyday she no see cheating partner(Current and future besties )...Beta Tuwama ryt away

Sumbori is training somebori into Oloshorisim

Let her sleep.. when she foolishly wakes up ask her to explain her stance with the guy again..With emphasis on sex and kissing(personally I see nothing wrong with kissing...I kiss my female friends for d fun of it)... Allow her to decide her own faith and call d result for yourself(If she lies) but then if she says the truth(rattle snake) watch well bros...Trade carefully with her better still get an assistant to support her in bleeping you Neva make a hoe a housewife

OP you said you need a woman's opinion...As I nor be woman make i de reading group na

Make i end my moi moi then i go tell you wetin to do ... Ode

Take oats you will be okay...No think am too much

xendra:
unless your mother can be classified as one

Noted... I smell evening newspaper burning

xendra:
get the message ode! this is not an English class and we are not Americans. sell out!

Girls, Ladies, women call it anything... We know y'all be masturbating with surprising items even the edge of a full indomie cartoon...

English teacher...

xendra:
mr classy hippocrate and you will still be the one to say Nigerian girls don't speak up they are pretending. trying to shame a lady for making her point.

she didn't say she gets laid all the time, she only says she can. Abi na dat one dey pain you?

Lol.... Girls that can even use water dripping out of shower to cure

Millenniumlady:
Ladies don't masturbate we just wave off the thought that's it

What happened to me.. I was serving in remote Taraku, Benue State took excuse 4rm my PPA. Traveled to see my parents in the East(Owerri) as I stayed in Abj with my bro in then and haven't seen them in a while. I was in Owerri eating mama vegetable soup and got a call 4rm my CLO that my LI said she was coming the next morning *the woman sabi suprise person no be small* as I heard that... I lost the taste of food in my mouth immediately.... I enjoy night travels so I wasn't worried las las i go enter Taraku early mor mor b4 she comes 4rm Makurdi(almst 3hrs by bus)... Around 3pm I got set and enterd bus 2 onistha(not far) got there around after 5. Night bus no dey that day until one driver said he would go to Ukari in Taraba but would pass through Makurdi, guess he got a call...I happy so started waiting make bus full b4 setting off. D Bus no fresh at all , ...It was me with two other guys and the driver were men in the bus.. BUS no fresh oo(check Bus wen dem dey use carry bush market goods) na so so mama mama full am o.. Well left Tow Gate Onistha around 9:40pm... Check waka na... Around 3am we just entered Benue(Ogbadigbo) na so me and the other guy in front hear sound... Driver wetin?? him say him fan belt This man stop 4 road, bushes everywhere and armed robbers dey operate on that route, Driver dey early 60s. He said everyone should come down and hide their bags and belongings in nearby bush and stay away from the place ... Driver had a spare belt and tools but it was to fix it (look at his age, look at the time, I know nada abt mechanics or anything automobile) driver asked me to hold the torch for him as AJI WAYA NA(I Gallant) na so him begin struggle with losing the matter oo... I pity the man asap.... Thank God for one of the guys in the Bus, he said he doesn't do the work but sells those parts so he asked the driver for one or two, the driver provided it, he asked me to show light well for him, na so under 40mins this guy don lose this things, fix the new one and was almost done coupling it back... I just dey shine torch like say my allawee depended on it... This guy finished this thing, driver tested it and said it was okay to move... Na so we move oo....As driver dey go him confess say make we thank the guy because if na only am, it will take him at least 1hr to 1hr 30mins to get it done... Na so we arrive Otukpo around 5am... The small HIGHGRADE I carry along , I bake with the guy oo ... God is Miraculous Finally... I got to my PPA collected my clearance b4 8:30 as my Principal no dey use me play... Did the clearance, come call my Benue Girl

I love these

Yea, I still observe this till date and It works for me... as I call it the HOUR OF GREAT MERCY

#clearsthroat .. All these negative comments about the White Garment Churches.... For me I believe in individual differences as I had one white garment family(papa & mama na high rank members *sorry I didn't know their rankings biko*) as neighbors for years...Them burn incense pass me, midnight prayers and all no be here..But they were good and the mumsi so kind, she like me that year as i'm pikin friend**me na good bad boy that year** . Though I had a lil fling with one of their daughter that I like wella then... I was scared to make it serious.....She kept inviting me to church but I no dey gree go then.. ^FEAR CHOP MY BULOCKS THAT YEAR ^ But I like them as close friends, They can go out of their way for you but still It's based on individuality sha..

#Commenting on the use of candles and incense.. I am a DIE HARD Catholic and Fire Zodiac.. I USE CANDLES AND INCENSE TO PRAY

Lol... Osibanjo The Maskcurade

Many Nigerian girls are not this open minded.... Lot's of dumb girls feeling like Champions League Trophy ...OYIBO ALL THE WAY

but honestly when i am with a girl on this Waist Bead something, my third leg na him dey notice am pass me

Bluehill1051:
God! I seriously hate that thing!
Met this fake Christian girl in ibadan the other day, she had it on, had to make her remove it before I even kissed her. Still on still the fvck no make sense. In total the girl no make any sense sef

Well na market wey you price you go finally buy... sorry she no make sense