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English Teacher: Do you know the
importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my Mum fainted, Dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.

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A ra.p.ist went 2 a man's bedroom,tied up
husband n wife,kissed wife's ear n went 2
d bathroom, D husband said 2 his
wife,"satisfy him or he will kill us". Be
strong!! I luv u! D wife replied,"he didn't
,  kiss me,he whispered into my ear dat he
is a gay,he needs vaseline and i told him
its in d bathroom.so b strong.i luv u too.

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Atongo is a house boy who drinks his Boss'wine with impunity then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious & decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like dettol). Unaware of this, atongo, drank from d wineas usual & topped it up with water. Immediately he added water, d pasties became milky & he knew he was in trouble. When d Boss cameback & sa, w the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed atongo. Atongo knowing he was in trouble decided 2 stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss having told his wife what he observednow swung into action.
"atongo!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Oga".
"Who drank my pasties?". Atongo:No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
, Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there: "Are u insane or what? Why when I call, u say "yes Oga" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? " atongo retorted, "hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into d kitchen; & then, you ask me a question" atongo accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts:"Oga". "Yes, atongo" Boss answers. Atongo then asks,"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer. D boy shouted again: "Oga, I say who dey sneak enta maid room when madam no dey house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting"Wonder s shall never cease! Atongo, It is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." D wife now very angry, interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie! Without argument." Atongo asked if she'll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed. Atongo asks madam, "Who's junior's biological father? Me or d Oga? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "It's tru ooo! This kitchen needs 2 b fumigated, Lwkmd.


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Crowd gathered @ an accident scene:
( ,a smart and nosey journalist
wanted to get d story first hand.
"Make way,I am the victim's son" he
shouted. Slowly d crowd paved way
for him,on gettin dere,lyin lifeless,in
front of the car was a Goat.

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