₦airaland Forum

Lol

No wahala. No one is stopping them.

As long as they don’t run when they see boko haram.

There are two things involved ...

Your girl cheated


Or


You’re going to be a father


You can either confront her or take a gamble that you have actually fathered a child.

Are you a betting man?

Weird

Only someone that knows you can try to blackmail you..

The element of blackmail is what connects you both.

Trace the person from there.

Obdk:
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20k every day amounts to 480k monthly excluding sundays.

How come she was not able to buy corolla for herself..

She could have made 2880000 in 6 months..

Na so una go dey lie upandan

Wetin this one dey talk?

When did gokada resume operations?

What about house rent?

School fees?

Projects, textbooks?

Feeding?

Petrol?

Mechanic?

Then gokada’s share?

Think before you talk.

Legend108:
yes, i think

I think you should get the police involved but before you do that, if you know any local leader that the money lender fears, you can go and talk to him.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Nice one

Damnnnnn

Your boyfriend must be a real niggarrr
So you also recognise the wake and see governor
He got balls like buhari

I can bet my balls he is gonna make that 2nd term

He is going to fuckkk oshiomhole up anyday anytime twice on election Day
Una go hear the score

Nigarrrr no dey finish for your mouth?

Goodgod213:
Efcc has seen he has no hands in fraud. Look Efcc is targeting people that are well to do, has cars or are flashy. There is no point saying he must have paid them off when it did not even take them time to release him.

If you are making money as a young man and feel the need to use security try not to use mobile police. Use soldier or bouncers

He can’t talk about Efcc now but he will talk about them later when he sees how far his name has spoilt. Stay low key and invest. If you can, travel outside the country. Nigeria is creating ways on how to suppress people so we can lick their feet. They want to draw us back to the Stone age. Imagine Lagos a former capital using horses as means of transport.

Don’t wear torn jeans
Don’t stay with friends (stay alone) stay in one room if you can’t afford self contain

Don’t associate with many people.

No waka outside once it is 10am till 5

No too Day carry woman and if you must she must make it to your house in the morning or later in the evening.no carry olosho to your house

Avoid Big clubs and go to medium bars

No greet people for street. Buy what you want to buy in the evenings or early mornings and kaput to your house

No day smoke marijuana for house except late in the night and lock all windows and use air freshener

Try to look scruffy or wear one baggy trouser and faded shirt till you hammer and can invest so you can back yourself with claims when trouble comes

Don’t be friends with police. If you feel your house don cast change your location ASAP

To add to this wise piece

-avoid friends or cut down on the number of friends if you’re the type that can greet 100 people when you go out. You never know who’s jealous.

-if you hammer, change your location from hood to one estate where you’ll find other rich people who only care about doubling their money and won’t drop a sweat about how you spend money.

-Make sure you know how to wash, it can be clothes, plates, spoon, if you don’t know don’t ask me.

-stop requesting home delivery when you buy igbo

-avoid social media

-learn to delete delete delete, if nothing dey, still delete.

-buy a lot of nice suits and a leather folder, you’ll thank me later.

Whether you’re dirty or clean. Follow these rules to avoid harassment as a young guy.

A friend who is a doctor was picked up because he wore ripped jeans and sneakers when he was going out to chill one day. Thank goodness for his sharp lawyer, he didn’t pay a dime.

Use Lara.ng

Thank me later.

Well said.

Lol such absurdity.

If I want to have 5 sef. What’s anyone’s business with it?

Lol cute

Ha

What’s going on?

That’s a brutal scam!

If my math is correct, the money lender is set to make 221% profit!

Sharp!

DEROX:
I meant when he arrives efcc will arrest him no matter what

And what charges will they be bringing against him?


Is it the illegal bureau de change they charged mompha with?

DEROX:
we dey this country together na if DSS carry am make u go bail am you know he senior the law abi no p pple standing of their right self dem dey carry them talk more of a criminal e go shock you

Lol I can’t understand what you typed there bro, for real

demefaboy:
I am Chibest Ezeala, I am from Imo state . Living in Lagos. I love sex madly. My big heavy ass need to be bleeped all times. If u are in Lagos with a big long dick pls contact me thanks+234 706 204 0430

Lol oponu. She no gree give you fat p|_|na so you come dey paste her number here.

Immature boy.

femi4:
And Nairalanders will stone you if you there ask for his source of income

Na person wey no dey count money go dey chook eye for person wey dey count him own money jeje.

DEROX:
shut up have they not been arresting yoruba people wey dey do yahoo hushpuppi nko why hasn't he arrived to Nigeria?

Lol it will surprise you people that hushpuppy will enter Nigeria and nothing will happen.

And so far, he has not broken any law in Nigeria Incase you want to argue.

Inside life


There’s always a snitch somewhere.

Mind who you tell your business. Learn the art of deception, give them “the more you look, the less you see”.

It’s not a 6 minute ride

The 6 minutes there is the time it will take a driver to get to where you are and pick you up for your journey.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Nice one

Nigarrr no dey finish for your mouth?

helinues:
$8m ? That's almost N3bn

Definitely money laundering

Tah, when you could move more than that without a trace with E-currency

Some people wey dey see all this money no dey actually get sense if you check am well

cpu2006:
goggle NERC online. you will see their details state by state there.
Abuja NERC office contact number. 08146862225.
Don't go to IKEDC office about over-billing, they will not do anything about it. 100% sure.

Just Write a complaint letter to NERC office in Lagos. attach all necessary document with your letter.
NERC will call you for hearing. after that Bro or Sis, your own done better be that because they will order IKEDC to reconcile your account and refund your money by giving you credit.
Anybody that has issue of over billing should write complaints letter to NERC in your state.
thank you.

Thank you sir!!!

Good morning Lagos!


If the government has decided I will trek and pay exorbitant transport fares, I then cannot keep paying the exorbitant IKEDC estimated bills they keep bringing.

If anyone has emails of high ranking officials in these organizations, please notify me so I can message you personally.

This madness must stop. I only watch premier league on Saturday/Sunday so how does my bill exceed N5,000 every month!?

I use power saving bulbs, my gf keeps my food in her fridge, the only thing I use that may draw power is my pressing iron. To top it all, they used to write a number on my bills for me to send my meter reading to. Imagine

Enough is enough! Please if anyone has those email contacts, PLEASE HELP AND SHARE WITH ME.

Thank you.

Lalasticlala
mynd44
Seun
Dominique

Please move to front page. I’m peacefully protesting

NnamdiKanu:
Quite laughable he is a bloody head slammer.... Probably one of the boko boys that went for rehabilitation, decided to serve after buying small sense with tax payers money....

I spit on this government

You need chilled beer.

Na you suppose be security chief.

Sharp eyes!

CrazyOptimist:
All hope is lost on Naija
Chai.... some fools will still be hailing him for this.
All these are wealth amassed from being in politics. Less than 200 people enjoying the wealth of 200 million Nigerians while hundreds of millions are languishing in extreme poverty.

Baba he has been a billionaire before politics. Rest

kolakolex:
I don't like the way Dino show off his wealth;it doesn't make sense to me.

And it will never make sense to you, you never had to spend a $100,000 on a car.

Please go to honda civic section

2kurupt:
Lol, I'll like to see Liverpool try that. Definitely the other top 6 teams will reinforce this summer, probably why they decided to save up on the recently closed winter window

Are you people not tired, y’all gave this same excuse last season.

But watch, just watch and see.

YNWA

seanwilliam:
u know why I dey laugh now, no be say I I dey beef una ooo , but believe me next season , if you people clutch top 4, u go sweat well well

Lmao na so una dey talk.

Watch, just watch and see.

YNWA

drizslim:
I don't see Liverpool wining back to back UCL trophy

Lemme see u guys smile

Lool just watch, just watch and see.

YNWA

clevvermind:
touch not the anointed o.

How dem take touch am?

BabaRamota1980:
Government does not owe you job in return for your tax.

Amnesty rewards is not our way of life in Yorubaland.

Govt does not owe you job, and you had better not go into crime if you know whats good for you.

Relocate to other states where you can earn money with your okada.

What is this nonsense?