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Forum GamesRe: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 4:29am On Sep 10, 2008
Never, I'm scared as hell. Aquaphobia.

Are you older than 18?
TravelRe: Nigerians Living Illegally In China Are Now Going Through Hell! by nguage(m): 4:25am On Sep 10, 2008
nila07:
that chinese people don't like blacks (not just nigerians) is not new.
I read a blog written by a guy from cameroon who studied in China. what I read blew my mind. You don't have to be illegal in China to be in Danger. in most cases, you just have to be black.
link violation.
Jokes EtcRe: Here I Am If You Wanna Beat Up On Me by nguage(m): 4:24am On Sep 10, 2008
Cayon:
lysaa:

with all due respect I have no idea what you wrote with the exception of the first sentence. I for one cannot read or write gibbrish huh
It's not called gibberish, its called West African Pidgin English. Do the knowledge.
Forum GamesRe: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 4:13am On Sep 10, 2008
Because they live in a different time zone.

How old are you?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Let's Begin A Love Life by nguage(m): 4:12am On Sep 10, 2008
Are Nigerian girls always indoors?
PoliticsRe: Anger Over Cartoon In South Africa (a Must See Cartoon) by nguage(m): 4:06am On Sep 10, 2008
I'm still surprised South Africans have a sense of humour and even more amazed that they find time to read newspapers in between their busy schedule of lynching innocent Nigerians.
TravelRe: Nigerians Living Illegally In China Are Now Going Through Hell! by nguage(m): 12:26am On Sep 10, 2008
Another favoured method of punishment is called the Tiger Bench - where 'undesirables' are forced to sit upright on a long bench with their hands tied behind their backs. Their thighs are also tied to the bench - and bricks placed under the feet to raise them off the floor.
If your father lives in China, picture him naked, both of his thighs tied to a long bench so that his ding-a-ling sticks out while chinky chinamen get turned on. HA!
Poems For ReviewRe: Tears Of A Broken Hearted Violin by nguage(m): 9:24pm On Sep 08, 2008
I get it now. Some girl died and poems on nairaland are supposed to bring her back to life.
Poems For ReviewRe: Tears Of A Broken Hearted Violin by nguage(m): 8:50pm On Sep 08, 2008
I can't believe you just wrote this sad poem because you got dumped by some girl. How old are you?
FashionRe: Can You Date Or Marry Someone With Facial Tribal Marks? by nguage(m): 8:22am On Sep 08, 2008
Why not?
Christianity EtcRe: I Want To Marry My Mother-- by nguage(m): 8:18am On Sep 08, 2008
First off, I'll start by asking: WHAT THE Bleep HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING? The thought of you marrying your mother is not healthy and you need to call your psychologist right after seeing this reply. If you don't feel a "recoil effect" at the thought of having sexual relations with any member of your immediate family, the Nigerian economy must be taking a toll on your ability to reason.

I'm a christian but I don't know a lot about the bible so I would not be ablr to quote verses for you but I am certain the bible - old or new testament - is against incest.

I will tell you a few things I know that are not from the bible:

I know that by having sexual relations with your Mom you will be breaking unwritten customs in whatever part of the world you come from. If you decide to have a child I know the child will be unhealthy. I also know that incest is a felony in Nigeria.

Proceed with caution.
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by nguage(m): 6:57am On Sep 08, 2008
Nope, I don't have facebook. I have to be the only college student without a facebook page. Who took my position while I was away?
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by nguage(m): 6:52am On Sep 08, 2008
acidrop:
hahahahah, lala, this one nah jelousy abi wetin, no worry i get them plenty u fit be, boo no 120, hahaha lol
Am I boo #1?
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by nguage(m): 6:44am On Sep 08, 2008
Did you really forget about me? I'm actually flattered you thought about me at some point in time.
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by nguage(m): 6:42am On Sep 08, 2008
acidrop:
havent had any lovely ones recently oooo
Want me to send some?
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by nguage(m): 6:41am On Sep 08, 2008
I've been busy with me studies. I miss you, do you miss me?
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by nguage(m): 6:34am On Sep 08, 2008
acidrop:
lady gaga, just dance
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
still living?
Christianity EtcRe: What If Obama Is The Anti-Christ? by nguage(m): 6:48pm On Sep 05, 2008
What if your mom is my jump-off?
Music/RadioRe: The Best Diss Song by nguage(m): 6:47pm On Sep 05, 2008
Common - The bitch in yoo ( Prod. by Pete Rock)
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Encounter With Bluespice by nguage(m): 2:05am On Sep 05, 2008
can't knock your hustle but if bluespice wants love poems, she'll get better ones from me.
Forum GamesRe: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(op): 1:51am On Sep 05, 2008
bluespice:
when i open your closet what color is most prominet?
I am not emo or evil but I wear a lot of dark colours - navy blue, black, and brown. I mean I am for peace and I love some hippyish things but I hate those bright colours. Plus my suits, my dress pants and jeans have to be dark colours. I'm not into neon green tuxedos.
Forum GamesRe: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(op): 10:19pm On Sep 04, 2008
bluespice:
when u hear the word death,
what comes to mind?
My best friend in primary school when I was in Nigeria. Lord bless his soul.
Forum GamesRe: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(op): 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2008
blackspade:
Do them New York females do the job well? cheesy
They try and they're actually a lot better than frigid Nigerian girls. Trust me I know about frigid, "wait for the d-ck" Nigerian girls.

Whats with the blue hat? Gangs?
Forum GamesRe: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(op): 10:12pm On Sep 04, 2008
bluespice:
wats your secret fantasy?
u don't need to be graphic
Fantasy. . . we'll talk about that later. But my fetish: I like nice, cute feet on a black girl. I like how its dark on the outfoot part and pinkish in the inside foot and around the toes. Lay her down in the bathtub and lick her all the way down before sucking on them toes.
Forum GamesRe: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(op): 10:08pm On Sep 04, 2008
doyin13:
Do u av only one ass hole??
Just one and it is still intact too. How many do you have?

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