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Never, I'm scared as hell. Aquaphobia. Are you older than 18? |
nila07:link violation. |
Cayon:It's not called gibberish, its called West African Pidgin English. Do the knowledge. |
Because they live in a different time zone. How old are you? |
Are Nigerian girls always indoors? |
I'm still surprised South Africans have a sense of humour and even more amazed that they find time to read newspapers in between their busy schedule of lynching innocent Nigerians. |
Another favoured method of punishment is called the Tiger Bench - where 'undesirables' are forced to sit upright on a long bench with their hands tied behind their backs. Their thighs are also tied to the bench - and bricks placed under the feet to raise them off the floor.If your father lives in China, picture him naked, both of his thighs tied to a long bench so that his ding-a-ling sticks out while chinky chinamen get turned on. HA! |
I get it now. Some girl died and poems on nairaland are supposed to bring her back to life. |
I can't believe you just wrote this sad poem because you got dumped by some girl. How old are you? |
Why not? |
First off, I'll start by asking: WHAT THE Bleep HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING? The thought of you marrying your mother is not healthy and you need to call your psychologist right after seeing this reply. If you don't feel a "recoil effect" at the thought of having sexual relations with any member of your immediate family, the Nigerian economy must be taking a toll on your ability to reason. I'm a christian but I don't know a lot about the bible so I would not be ablr to quote verses for you but I am certain the bible - old or new testament - is against incest. I will tell you a few things I know that are not from the bible: I know that by having sexual relations with your Mom you will be breaking unwritten customs in whatever part of the world you come from. If you decide to have a child I know the child will be unhealthy. I also know that incest is a felony in Nigeria. Proceed with caution. |
Nope, I don't have facebook. I have to be the only college student without a facebook page. Who took my position while I was away? |
acidrop:Am I boo #1? |
Did you really forget about me? I'm actually flattered you thought about me at some point in time. |
acidrop:Want me to send some? |
I've been busy with me studies. I miss you, do you miss me? |
acidrop: still living? |
What if your mom is my jump-off? |
Common - The bitch in yoo ( Prod. by Pete Rock) |
can't knock your hustle but if bluespice wants love poems, she'll get better ones from me. |
bluespice:I am not emo or evil but I wear a lot of dark colours - navy blue, black, and brown. I mean I am for peace and I love some hippyish things but I hate those bright colours. Plus my suits, my dress pants and jeans have to be dark colours. I'm not into neon green tuxedos. |
bluespice:My best friend in primary school when I was in Nigeria. Lord bless his soul. |
blackspade:They try and they're actually a lot better than frigid Nigerian girls. Trust me I know about frigid, "wait for the d-ck" Nigerian girls. Whats with the blue hat? Gangs? |
bluespice:Fantasy. . . we'll talk about that later. But my fetish: I like nice, cute feet on a black girl. I like how its dark on the outfoot part and pinkish in the inside foot and around the toes. Lay her down in the bathtub and lick her all the way down before sucking on them toes. |
doyin13:Just one and it is still intact too. How many do you have? |
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