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Romance › Re: A Player's Family knows? by nguage(m): 12:09am On Sep 17, 2008

My Dad is proud of his son. My mom is happy I dumped you so she doesn't see me as a player, she sees you as a bitch.

Culture › Re: The Way Many(not All) Nigerians Behave At Parties by nguage(m): 4:47am On Sep 15, 2008

roflcopter at this thread. But why are Nigerians so good when it's time to discuss Nigerian stereotypes but if this thread was on some foreign messageboards, we start calling them naija haters

Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Worst Joke -tufe And The Mosquitoes by nguage(m): 1:41pm On Sep 14, 2008

tufe:
@ Cayon

If u arent a Nigerian, plz, i don't appreciate your joke. I'm not being biased, but its just like how it is when a white man calls a black Nigga. no one takes that lightly, but a fellow black is free to call another nigga. so plz think over the effect of a joke before posting.

Nigeria is a wonderful place, so don't give out any false info

Stop being silly, it's just a joke and it obvious she doesn't mean any harm. Gone are the days when people took jokes for what the are, jokes.

Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Worst Joke -tufe And The Mosquitoes by nguage(m): 6:02am On Sep 14, 2008

Are you a retard or are you just playing one online? How am I woman wrapper? Explain yourself bitch.

Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Worst Joke -tufe And The Mosquitoes by nguage(m): 5:47am On Sep 14, 2008

studio43:
were did u got that news from?
now listen up sick hard cold bitch,
stop downgrading our motherland before the international community just because u want to crack some bad jokes.
oh, im glad u already tagged it "WORST"

BITCH, how is she downgrading your motherland? There are communities in Nigeria without electricity and last I checked Nigeria was actually mosquito paradise.

You are the only bitch here for calling a girl a bitch on the internet.

Forum Games › Re: What Has Life Taught You? by nguage(m): 5:23am On Sep 14, 2008

nice guys finish last

Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by nguage(m): 5:34am On Sep 12, 2008

basic rule of sexual intercourse for men in their youth. Pussy = pussy.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 5:38am On Sep 11, 2008

I know you want to suck some dick before sleeping. Skeet skeet skeet!!!

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 5:29am On Sep 11, 2008

sima:
fela's pix. . .
he's too ugly 2 show his pix nw. .

My picture is not up because I don't want girls like you to fantasize about me/ e-stalk.

I feel like flirting again but not tonight. I have a 8 am class tommorow + I'm not on a computer, I'm on my iPhone and its a little bit annoying,

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 4:43am On Sep 11, 2008

Living in the east repping the west.

Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme Of ‘akin And Paw Paw’ Fame On Suicide Watch …after Being Dumped By by nguage(m): 2:48am On Sep 11, 2008

Mini me just released a sex tape with a regular oyinbo woman, midgets are back in this bitch. grin

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 2:32am On Sep 11, 2008

bluespice is a serial killer

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 7:52pm On Sep 10, 2008

I'm out for the day. I have two papers due tomorrow and another test on Friday. If you want to be a part of N-guage's deflowering extravaganza. Send me a list of the freaky things you'd like us to do.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 7:47pm On Sep 10, 2008

There should be a nairaland deflowering event, where I get to take the virgin status off all the girls. Its too many virgins on this forum.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 7:44pm On Sep 10, 2008

I'm about to take two hymens with one dikk.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 7:36pm On Sep 10, 2008

Hey Ibk, do you wanna join the orgy?You knowit's a good way to lose your virginity.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 7:29pm On Sep 10, 2008

I miss you too. Can I piss you off so you get to hide my body on your bed tonight?

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 7:26pm On Sep 10, 2008

Change the neon-green picture please.

Celebrities › Re: Are Nigerians That Stupid? by nguage(m): 7:22pm On Sep 10, 2008

Nigerians are rich afterall, fukk what you heard.

Politics › Re: Anger Over Cartoon In South Africa (a Must See Cartoon) by nguage(m): 7:13pm On Sep 10, 2008

Jakumo:
Hmm lets see now. I wonder who has can boast of a busier lynching and street murder schedule. Would that be South Africans killing an average of one Nigerian every few years, or would it be Nigerians HOURLY bludgeoning and incinerating EACH OTHER to death in Nigeria, over largely FALSE accusations of genital theft, witchcraft, morphing into house-pets, petty larceny, or, of course, the greatest offense of all - tearing pages out of the Koran to use as toilet paper.

Really?

Forum Games › Re: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 7:48am On Sep 10, 2008

goodnight baby.

Forum Games › Re: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 7:42am On Sep 10, 2008

see what wonders your titty pics can do?

Forum Games › Re: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 7:36am On Sep 10, 2008

You still want to rape my laptop?

Only laptop is my nickname for my dikk because its so long it rests atop my laps when I'm flacid.

Forum Games › Re: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 7:32am On Sep 10, 2008

we'll see . . .

Forum Games › Re: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 7:29am On Sep 10, 2008

Its funny you thought I wasn't being serious. You thought I was staying up all night for the sake of staying up? I'll send you a message on AIM and we'll gititdone.

Whats wrong with the titty part, they actually look good - at least in the picture on your profile.

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Forum Games › Re: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 7:25am On Sep 10, 2008

I'll be asleep soon too. Let's do this tommorow wink

Forum Games › Re: Question And Answer Game by nguage(m): 7:21am On Sep 10, 2008

I'm totally being serious here. Lets take this to yahoo messenger or AIM, preferrably AIM.

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