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SportsRe: Nigeria (2) Vs. Cote D'ivoire (0) In 2008 Olympics: Nigeria Wins! by nguage(m): 8:51pm On Aug 14, 2008
Oga moderator, why do you have to make another thread when we already have the general one that everyone posts in? If any other person made this thread, it will get merged into the original one, I request the same for this.
TravelRe: How Come Nigerians In Canada Don't Like Each Other? by nguage(m): 1:30pm On Aug 14, 2008
landis:
Generally, I do not mix with Nigerians abroad. You just can't trust them.
That was a very stupid thing to say. Your elitist attitude  to Nigerians all around the world is NOT cool and it is not something to announce with pride either.
TravelRe: How Come Nigerians In Canada Don't Like Each Other? by nguage(m): 1:09am On Aug 14, 2008
My imput to the thread is as simple as this. I accuse the threadstarter of making a very outlandish statement without having reliable sources to back it up. I equate this with calling all Nigerians scam artists.
TravelRe: How Come Nigerians In Canada Don't Like Each Other? by nguage(m): 12:57am On Aug 14, 2008
KarmaMod:
4Play, the worst ones live in the UK.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7538377.stm
Is this how Nigerians represent us in the UK? The funny and sad part is that this is someone's mother, SMH.
RomanceRe: Getting Your Needs Met W/o Nagging! by nguage(m): 12:52am On Aug 14, 2008
j-girl:
Exactly but it's hard to walk out. The hardest part of a relationship for me (serious or unserious) is quitting it. I've never met a girl who'd rather let a guy break up with her because she doesn't know how NOT to break his heart. I don't see myself being divorced.
The hardest part is when you have to convince the virgin Nigerian girl to let go. Breaking up is as easy as cutting ties ( don't return calls and don't pick them up).
RomanceRe: Jack And Jill by nguage(m): 12:44am On Aug 14, 2008
I know!!! You know what sucks harder? When you like a girl and she's always telling you about some guy she likes.
Christianity EtcRe: What Earthly Benefits Or Advantages Does Being Loved By God Confer? by nguage(m): 12:39am On Aug 14, 2008
How do you get love from God when your God is your conscience?
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by nguage(m): 5:05pm On Aug 13, 2008
Ziggy_mama:
. . . . . .
what are you doing?
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics Football Event: Men by nguage(m): 12:51pm On Aug 13, 2008
instead of complaining and throwing curses around, let's examine the team by identifying our strengths and our not-so-strong areas.

The defence was a little bit slow but I think its because defenders had to handle midfield duties and that's difficult.

The strikers were not so sharp I'm front of goal, they lacked precision and often made the wrong decisions. They don't know when to pass, when to dribble and when to take a shot at goal.

The team as a whole lacked a precise plan. I'm assuming Siasia told them to play like that since the opponents were playing with a man down.

The next game is against the young elephants of Ivory Coast. We need to start planning now.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics Football Event: Men by nguage(m): 12:02pm On Aug 13, 2008
hollandis:
VANZEKIN IS POSSESSED FOR THST PENALTY

ANICHEBE IS A DISSAPOINTMENT

OSAZE IS A DISSAPOINTMENT

SIASIA IS QUESTIONABLE IN TECHNICAL SENSE

OKONKWO IS A MUTHA FUCKER
Your ability to make sense is questionable. If you feel like criticizing, do it constructively.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics Football Event: Men by nguage(m): 11:57am On Aug 13, 2008
Is Vanzekin into some religion that believes in giving goals away for free? We need a psychologist to examine that boy.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics Football Event: Men by nguage(m): 7:41am On Aug 13, 2008
opokonwa:
Blow-out ke?! 3-0? huh
One thing about some Nigerian sports fans is that we grossly underate our opponents most times in our optimism and support for our team.
Lame if you ask me. Do you think the US team is there to fry akara? huh
Much as I expect the Dream team to finish this one off with either a win (or a draw undecided), I do not expect a total wash-out of our rivals.
They are hungry too and not there just to cheer us on. Get real my friend.
Let's have this arguement after the game.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson E-mail Address by nguage(m): 6:17am On Aug 13, 2008
I'm something of a minimalist so I'm not feeling the fake hair and overpainted lips. In my books, the only thing she has going for her is her skin color and her full bosoms. Conclusively, she is very average looking.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Poster Design by nguage(m): 6:11am On Aug 13, 2008
I like.
Music/RadioRe: Mode 9 Featuring Double Six 'attention' by nguage(m): 6:06am On Aug 13, 2008
Threadstarter, Please give me my 30 seconds back.
FamilyRe: The Nigerian Man Who Has 86 Wives by nguage(m): 5:58am On Aug 13, 2008
A lot of his wives are as ugly as dogshit. But i have to admit, I'd rather be him than be me.
Christianity EtcRe: My Friend Hates God. Don't Know What To Do. Advice by nguage(m): 5:53am On Aug 13, 2008
You have a smart friend, a very smart one.
TV/MoviesRe: This Is The Best Movie Ever Made By Nigerians (movie) by nguage(m): 5:30am On Aug 13, 2008
The movie looks good compared to every Nigerian movie out there, but lets face it, it's nothing special. It pales in comparison to world class movies and if the producers ever take this to any movie festival, it will be panned by international critics.

Why am I not with it?

The major character is an over-actor, something in the vein of Stallone. We all know that actor that screams and changes his voice up wayy tooo muchh. His facial expressions are also not so natural.

If you ask me, the story line is too cliche. Another story about an African thats facing deportation, sprinkled with erotic scenes involving white girls. Creativity much?

I know I'm about to get labeled as a player-hater, but this is just my own point of view.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics Football Event: Men by nguage(m): 5:06am On Aug 13, 2008
I'm not sleeping tonight because right after watching The late late show with Craig Ferguson, I will watch some Colbert Report. By the time I'm done the time will be 2 am and its no use sleeping at this time.

Anyway, I will be up all night on the forum. If you're an insomniac like me, lets keep each other company.

Now lets talk about the match. I hope I'm not being too much of an optimist but I am expecting a blow-out, something like a 3 - 0 victory in favour of the Nigerian team. I expect Ekpo to start the match ahead of Ajilore, I also want Ogbuke ahead of Promise Isaac.

GO NIGERIA!!!
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics Football Event: Men by nguage(m): 9:17pm On Aug 10, 2008
Am I the only one that thinks Argentina will be a better opponent for the dream team?

With the Argentines, the young eagles will be out for blood. HA! The sweet taste of revenge.

And let's face it, we don't want it with the Ivorians.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics Football Event: Men by nguage(m): 12:30pm On Aug 10, 2008
Let me start this off by saying, this was one hell of a game. It was one hell of a game because it showed the strengths and weaknesses in the Nigerian team.

Let's start with the  most obvious sstrengthsof the Dream team.
Our greatest gift is the strike force. The attackers on the team are good as individuals but the icing on the cake is the fact that they play well together. This is very obvious in the first goal we scored, it started out with Okoronkwo, who passed the ball to Promise, the captain touched the ball once and that touch was a good pass to Osaze. The best part of this is where Osaze did unto Nsofor as Promise did unto him, and Nsofor was great in finding the back of the net. The coach later brought on three strikers - Anichebe, Ekpo, and Obasi - good strikers in their own rights.

The other strength is the goalkeeper, we know him well. He is the posterboy for the Dream Team because he really came through the ranks, Under 17, Under 21 and now he is a member of . . . you guessed it!

OUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS OUR MIDFIELD!

The midfield is basically Ajilore and Kaita. To support the midfielders, defenders leave their positions. This affects us as we are very vulnerable in counter attacks. To make matters worse, Apam is as slow as development in Sub-Saharan Africa, where in hell is Monday James? These slow defenders resort to wrestling the strikers and thats why we now have two of our defenders suspended for the next game against the big bad USA. If the Japanese strikers were a little bit more accurate, the story wouldn't be tthesame.

As a typical Nigerian, I am only going to nag about these problems instead  of proposing solutions to them. Leave that to SiAsia
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics Football Event: Men by nguage(m): 3:35pm On Aug 07, 2008
Honestly, me thinks the boys played good enough. What more do you insatiable Nigerians want? These guys were able to dictate the pace of the game despite the fact that they went into these game as underdogs.
You will appreciate the team more if you saw what I saw. And what did I see? I saw a team that played the best European football players and came out on top.
These players sweat and play their hearts out and how do you repay them, by complaining and nagging?
Shame on you.
SportsRe: Siasia Picks 26 For Dream Team: No Mikel? by nguage(m): 10:47pm On Aug 03, 2008
http://www.newswatchngr.com/editorial/allaccess/bob/10803133917.htm. Samson siasia's recent interview with a nigerian newspaper.

The man is smart and if any Nigerian coach is good enough for the international stage it is siasia. He really knows thr technical and tactical aspects of the game.
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by nguage(m): 3:48pm On Aug 03, 2008
^^
Come to big poppa all ye sexually deprived and broken-hearted bitches and big poppa shall provide for your sexual needs.
SportsRe: Siasia Picks 26 For Dream Team: No Mikel? by nguage(m): 3:14pm On Aug 03, 2008
What I just realized is that this team really lacks a central midfielder. The team will be a team of wingers and assistant strikers with the fullbacks doing a lot of overlapping.

This will tell on our defense and we will be vulnerable on counter attacks.
Forum GamesRe: Old English And Modern English by nguage(m): 9:11pm On Apr 11, 2008
@ topic it is now known as penis

n-guage:
They used to be called scammers, they are now called______
Nigerian scammers grin
Forum GamesRe: Old English And Modern English by nguage(m): 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2008
Pig

They used to be called scammers, they are now called______
Forum GamesRe: Old English And Modern English by nguage(m): 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2008
double post
SportsRe: Siasia Wanted At Bolton by nguage(m): 3:32pm On Apr 08, 2008
I am sorry guys, but I have to bust your bubbles. Siasia doesn't have the UEFA licence, he needs that before he'll ever coach any teams in Europe.
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 12:45am On Mar 26, 2008
Its so many new people on tese boards. Damn, I feel so old.
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by nguage(m): 12:38am On Mar 26, 2008
yOuR styLE of WritiVG is So DaMn aNnoying and your picture is so dark, all I see is the cheap headphones.
Music/RadioRe: P Square Controversial Comment On Hip Hip World Award by nguage(m): 12:32am On Mar 26, 2008
First off, the whole Nigerian award thing was so damn disorganized and fake. The producers just give out awards to whoever has a song on the damn radio. Shit, I remember when EEdris used to win that award like everyday and that dusthead has to be the most untalented thing God ever created.

Next up P-queer, these battyboys need to realise they are only good when they dance, so I will support them if  it was a dance award.

Someone needs to tell P-queer to snap out of illusion and realize they are NOT musicians. They rip other people's songs, throw a loop on it, play a little guitar, sing in a terrible voice, dance in the video and dummies buy their albums. I will rather tie a rope around my neck and kill myself before buying a p-queer album

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