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Seun:
How did it feel to be banned for posting porn on the forum?

Did I post porn on the forum? I posted a screen shot of someone posting porn on the forum. About the ban: I didn't notice the ban, it was less than 24 hours and I did not even know I was banned.

man, this topic just got me into my favorite song ever

In itself life is an obstacle
As I maneuver through the manure I try to be responsible


They say become I doctor, but I don't have the patients (patience, get it?)
Adjacent
To that situation
I want an occupation
That I'm into
'Cause yet if I begin to
Live to my potential
I went to
School for fourteen years and my best teacher was experience
I reminisce and wish i could go back in time to '89
when there was just sunshine
But now it's like I'm getting older, it so much strain and stress
I don't think I'll ever be happy until I rest
In peace . . .Of mind
And find
Who I am

Its like how can you understand the pain/ when you never had to stand under the rain
When it rains it pours and its about to come down hard . . . thank God I found you.

Seun:
St. Petersburg absolutely brilliant? It was just their lucky day!

Did you watch the game? They outplayed Man U in every part of the field and it was a deserved victory.

Yeah, I'm bored as hell and I will be answering questions. Ask me any question - dumb or wise, bad or good - and I will make an attempt at answering your questions. Who goes first?

That sounds like stress, its what happens when you don't get paid. Ha Africa!

LOL @ foreign exposure, why don't you get Sarah Palin or one of her daughters?

Cant find a Nigerian lady? Step your game up and use the right words. If you want a foreign lady that bad, why don't you travel abroad, that's where foreign ladies stay, they don't look on nairaland for husbands.

kay_pumpin:
the last i checked we were rockin to hate me now by nas in a club on the island

That was the time NaS got together with Puff Daddy and released argueably the biggest weed plate ever.

All I did was insert a screenshot from your website, how is that the same as posting porn? If the spammer didn't post, I would not have a screenshot to post. Instead of banning the spammer, you decided to ban me for "posting porn"

Here we go again with the Babangida on this website. Instead of tackling spammers and "make quick money" posters, he decides to chase shadows.

What are you going to gain from banning me, if my goal was trouble making, I can always get a new screenname and make more trouble. And if an IP ban came my way, I can always bypass it.
N-guage is the ginger bread man, catch him if you can.

Am I really banned? Why am I still posting?

Twice I've been banned on this forum. The first time I got banned for speaking against the moderator and the second time I got a permanent IP ban for the same reason. This suggests that the forum is moderated - at least to some extent.

Posts get edited, members get banned and IP addresses get blocked, but why in hell can't the moderators do something about spam, bots and posters who only post to announce "I HAVE COMPUTER FROM USA FOR SALE?"

I am offended by the nudity in the attached screenshot below and I have just one question for moderators: What the F*ck are you doing? If I had to guess, I think our moderators either post this spam threads or have formed an alliance with spam posters.

Seun:
A black president and a female vice president, that would have been every liberal's wet dream.  
What was Obama thinking? Going head to head against McCain by choosing an old man as VP?

You know a lot about wet dreams, don't you?

Back to the topic at hand. I think the republicans made a good decision in picking this bespectacled beauty as John McCain's running mate. They figured  since Obama is a goodlooking, young, and inexperienced  man, the best way to tackle him is to pick a young, goodlooking, and inexperienced WOMAN. Genius!!!

Seriously conservatives, is this the best you can come up with? Something is telling me Bill O'reilly came up with this brillant (ha!) idea right after having falafel fantasies  and playing with vibrators while he was having phone intimacy with Palina.

Is this what Nigerians call music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVscxSqdZFs

j-girl:
Lemme hear word jare.
You're blaspheming up in here.
You are a bonafide playa. I am NOT mistaken. 4 of your exes buzzed me last night talking about how you dumped them all after 3 months.
You need help sure, but you need Jesus.
Form your association with zerocool and the rest and you guys will take the world by conquering girls.

@ Stillwater, your hubby is a playa too now! Don't criticize our poor sly.

I am so missing out on the fun in Nairaland. You guys really exchange phone numbers and play each other?

mesmya:
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Don't ask me why I looked but the woman in your profile is disgustingly fat. The saddening part is that I decided to visit one more page on Nairaland before watching some porn and going to sleep and I just happened to click on your profile.

Thanks for the Nightmares!!!

Victor Obinna Nsofor, the Nigerian captain at the summer olympics has just been signed by Everton FC of England. His signing means Everton will be playing a Nigerian strike force. This also means all three Nigerian strikers - Yakubu, Anichebe, and Nsofor - have to compete amongst each other for a place in the Everton squad.

Is this a good thing for Nigerian football?

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
And so I'm stuck here every evening serving chowder and iced tea
Should've went to freecreditreport dot com
I could've seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts,
so you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

[center]N-guage's rule of cash and confidence.[/center]
States that the amount of cash on a nicca is directly proportional to his confidence.

amount of cash($) = confidence x D
D= d*ck size

What the f*ck is a Joe Biden? Honestly, your whole campaign has been based on change and thats how it has been for a while. Then all of a sudden Obama picks Biden as a running mate then starts attack ads against McCain, change much?

Biden has been known to make O'reilyish comments like dumb black kids remark,, and his "first clean African-American" statement.

I don't care about this elections since I'm not American. But if I had to vote, I will vote Obama because he is the BETTER candidate.

Ruby_Pearl:
ewww, am sorry.
It's depressing when I see peeps with cellulose on their arms, legs, and booty

That's fat. There's a difference between thick and fat. Thick is big booty, full lips, nice thighs.

I like 'em thick too. But what's the line seperating thick from fat?

I'm in dire need of help. My parents were born in Bakassi, Calabar. This makes me Nigerian by default. But since Bakassi has been handed over to Cameroun, I have been asking myself questions. Am I Nigerian? Is my Nigerian passport still valid? Should I meet with the Camerounian embassy? Will I get deported if I come to Nigeria?

HR.hotness:
just got a cool pair of prada glasses. . . the bst part, it was an absolute bargain

i take back all the nasty things I think about Dubai, it is a shoppers paradise  

Its a shoplifter's hell, why do you think I'm typing with three of my fingers missing?

mosun_ade:
i just bought a vibrator - a huge one - to rock my lovely juicy pussy anytime i feel or need it - a good buy - my priceless jewel - .

It sucks to be you.