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Was that Jay-z's lips?

Dancing in the rain - Blu and Exile

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biomic:
HURRAY!  You slept with a 16YO chick (sarcasm doesn't work on the internet). Some other guy wanted to marry a 15YO girl yesterday.

Conclusion: Naija guys  love 'em young (who doesn't).



i know rite, so because she is not a virgin u want to leave her----damn dude
is it that u lot can't get people in your age group or what
Na wa 4 una ooo,

Why did you quote me, I didn't support what he did, I only made fun of the situation. You must be obsessed (e-obsession) with me.

Bolajibaok, You need to keep listening to Sauce Kid. This right here is the art of mceeing. You notice how the first few lines was  regular ''brag rap''.

Bring em out from the cases like TIPs on swiss--------------------- Bring em out is a TI song (TIP was TI's name when he started rapping, he had to change it because Q-tip was on the same record label.) it was produced by Swizz beats. TI just got arrested for having enough guns to fight the genocide in Darfur. (Bolajibaok does not know Q-tip?)

If I roll through the hood its rocks on beans ----------------- Beanie ''Beans'' Sigel is on Roc-a-fella ''The Roc'' records. He was arrested for shooting a man.


its a confederacy of dunces where we're full time fools -------------- Bolajibaok doesn't know about John  Kennedy O'toole's  classic novel ''A Confederay of Dunces''

We'll act smart like we're mode and nine ---------------- Bolajibaok does not recognise the fact that Modenine is Nigeria's Finest rapper. He thinks Sauce Kid is GOOD.

that my man won't be happy with work at receiving ,  One of the typical jobs black folks work. Receiving Freights at UPS, USPS, FedEx and retail stores.

and little' erica will see and reason/
deapthroating for Jordans don't make you the big thing ---------- This shit happens for real. Little girls will do anything to ''stay fly''. Jordans are a symbol of ''flyness''

I broke down my rhymes for those who thought I was blabbing, Bolajibaok, put your best out and lets see.

I am not hating but if this guy is a comedian, he sucks and if he is a rapper, he sucks even harder.

off-topic: The poster before me looks like Ofunneka. LOL

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brimg em out from the cases like TIPs on swiss/
if i ro;; throught the hood, its rock like beans/
but y'all mofos be shouting and banging you head,/
because most of my rhyming skills go over your head/
i am not into rhyming the same word twice/
my story is about a life based on vice/
AKs and glocks reign all time/
u don't know when u'll stop the breathing/
where I'm from these thugs don't mess with reasoning/
its a confederacy of dunces where we're full time fools/
niggas don't read their books because we're too damn cool/
when will we pull that wool/
thats over our eyes/
so we'll see get sober and cry/
we'll all act smart like we're mode and nine/
and the cries, the tears will be over aight/
but till that day comes I'll keep believing/
that my man won't be happy with work at receiving/
and little' erica will see and reason/
deapthroating for Jordans don't make you the big thing/
I spoke my mind on sixteens/
now I want rap heads to judge my ''this shit''/

On a scale of 1-10. No player-hating pls.

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Una guys want judge my rhymes?
I gave this shit my best, If I find my rhymes in any song, wahala go happen O!
If you don't understand any of my rhymes make you holla.

brimg em out from the cases like TIPs on swiss/
if i ro;; throught the hood, its rock like beans/
but y'all mofos be shouting and banging you head,/
because most of my rhyming skills go over your head/
i am not into rhyming the same word twice/
my story is about a life based on vice/
AKs and glocks reign all time/
u don't know when u'll stop the breathing/
where I'm from these thugs don't mess with reasoning/
its a confederacy of dunces where we're full time fools/
niggas don't read their books because we're too damn cool/
when will we pull that wool/
thats over our eyes/
so we'll see get sober and cry/
we'll all act smart like we're mode and nine/
and the cries, the tears will be over aight/
but till that day comes I'll keep believing/
that my man won't be happy with work at receiving/
and little' erica will see and reason/
deapthroating for Jordans don't make you the big thing/
I spoke my mind on sixteens/
now I want rap heads to judge my ''this shit''/

HURRAY!  You slept with a 16YO chick (sarcasm doesn't work on the internet). Some other guy wanted to marry a 15YO girl yesterday.

Conclusion: Naija guys  love 'em young (who doesn't).

ayefele200 is back! I hope your problems have been solved, the problems u discussed in that thread.

scambater:
Maybe it's just me, I admire all you guys that watch those lame reality shows on VH1

Trust me, I'll never waste a whole hour of my life to watch any reality TV show, but Tila Tequila's show is the BOMB.

I don't even watch New York's show, but I have a  very reliable source of info. Tila Tequila's show is "A shot at love with Tila Tequila"
Tila Tequila is a bi-sexual asian chick. She had 12 straight guys and 12 fagotty chicks on the same show. She eliminates them all till she finds love (guy or girl).
I know my narrative abilities are limited, check wikipedia for facts.

Tila tequila rocks! Honestly, she is a butterface but I love it when girls kiss. Next season should be a full-blown lesbian reality TV show. New york is just plain ugly and she is full of sillicone, my intel also told me about her love for crack-cocaine (crack cocaine is the winner).

The eventual winner of the show is . . . .  make I no spoil show for all of una.

Lupe fiasco - Failure

almondjoy:
Yes debosky--always a left- handed-rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-shit- packing- diaporan- bastard anyday.  Go claim your inheritance ooooooooooooooh!--I dash you my own!




Don't mind them!  Awon 419 bloody criminals--make all of "we" run kati kati reach Naija make them rob all of "we".   

KILL-EE-WEE NWANCHUKWU group of company PLC!!! I say we are coming!

Una fail!  Who born monkey. Looking for yankee based Nigerians to use for ritual since the blood in Naija no pure enough any more! . Make una go Seme boarder a beg!

I say una fail!  Ye ye people.  EMPLOY THYSELVES FIRST!!!!

First of all, your rants are plain stupid and you sound like one of Abacha's siblings.  Nigeria's biggest problem is overpopulation and we'll be glad to dump some of the excess load. I hate when people claim "diasporan" though, you'll have to forfeit your citizenship. Stay in the US where you are loved and appreciated, changing your name will also go a long way in your quest to be American. ASSHOLE!


@ Topic,
I plan to return HOME when I turn 26 and I'm prepared to face the challenges of "homecoming". E GO BETTER

Blackstar feat. Common - Respiration

Thinking: About how much money I spent today ( too much?).
Thinking: About this girl thats feeling me, but she is kinda too good, I admit she is too good for me. I think God is going to kill me if I ever hurt her feelings.
Thinking: Why am I thinking aloud?

Guinness Ad man says "Brilliant!"

Okay, so skingo is Sauce kid.

Sing this song to your wife when she finds out. She'll laugh it off and tell you to cheat more.

Thinkin' my heart don't got nothing to do with my p.ennis
He got a mind of his own and he just be seeing shit
And I don't want to cheat but I don't be saying shit
I try to jack off he ask me who is you playin' wit?
But I know he love you he told me you was his favorite

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THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST

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What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

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GOOD ANSWER = PRICELESS!

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I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful”
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

Shes a butter-face. But I'll still hit that (with a condom and a mask to cover her butter face)

northstar:
My top three hip hop albums:

1. Graduation - Kanye West
2. Curtis - 50 cent
3. Inspiration - Young Jeezy

Whats yours? share your thoughts.

PULEEASEEEE, 50 cent is not a rapper and FYE Jeezy's inspiration came out in Dec '06

Blu and Exile - Below the Heavens. (I'll send you a copy of this album, if you want to listen to brilliancy.)
Kanye West - Graduation.
Jay-z - American Gangster.

Notable mentions.

Common - Finding Forever.
Talib Kweli - Eardrum.
UGK- Underground Kings.
Brother Ali - Undisputed truth.

Upcoming fire (2007)

Lupe Fiasco - The Cool.
Wu-tang Clan - 8 Diagrams.
Nas - Nigger.

STOP LISTENING TO HIP-HOP IF YOU THINK ITS EVIL. BACKMASKING IS NOT IMPORTANT, SO FAR I DON'T PLAY THE RECORDS BACKWARDS. WHAT MATTERS TO ME IS WHAT HE SAYS WHEN I "FRONTMASK". THAT SHIT ABOUT SATANIC MUSIC DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME

D'angelo and Bilal.