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Kogi sun don hit am like Harmattan.

SmartGadgetz:
I trek from mushin to Ajah for work everyday.
Now my official shoe heel is completely flat like canvas.

Normally, I wake up from sleep each morning by 3am to take my bath, dress up and off to trekking by 4:am.

Sometimes, very early in the morning while in my way to work, anytime I get fo the 3rd mainland bridge, one mind always tell me to jump into the river due to frustration, the other mind will at the same time tell me to present like someone that want to jump inside the lagoon to get people attention that I may jam my destiny helper while doing this...

Again, as you all know that to be mad is not the problem but too much waka na the problem that mad people complain about.,,but I always remind myself that im not a madman, every now and then.

One day, as of last week while going to work, I picked #1k on the ground, I no mind to turn yam at least to be useful to someone but unfortunately it didn't happen.... I


Should I continue 😄

Lagos people una dey suffer.

Wake up 3am say wetin happen now?

APC has finished him finally.

incandescentena:
BOLA TINUBU APC PCC URCHIN EXPOSED!!!

Next they will say it was a DOCTORED or PHOTOSHOPPED video/image


Sleepless night for Urchins below


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MFcker$

U see that number one name on ur list eh.

Heaven will reject him after this election because is an agent of Satan. He can make Satan look like a saint.

Damage control.

Same governor who had earlier warned banks in Ogun state is whom u are trying to defend.

APC is a party of rogues.

One cold night a billionaire met an old poor man outside. He asked him, "don't you feel cold being outside, and not wearing any coat?" The old man replied, "l don't have it but I got used to that." The billionaire replied, "Wait for me. I will enter my house now and bring you one. ' The poor man got so happy and said he will wait for him.The billionaire entered his house and got busy there and forgot the poor man. In the morning he remembered that poor old man and he went out to search for him but he found him dead because of cold, but he left a NOTE, "When I didn't have any warm clothes, I had the power to fight the cold because I was used to that. But when you promised me to help me, I got attached to your promise and that took my power of resisting.

MORAL: Don't promise anything if you can't keep your promise. It might not mean anything to you, But it could mean everything to someone else.

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alsudan:
The pastors are asking members to vote Obi and Imams are asking members to vote Atiku.

Who will now speak for Thiefnubuu who’s neither here nor there?

Armed robbers should vote for him now.

President Jonathan would be happy today to have relinquished power to these evil men.

This man will lose as he has nothing to offer again.

20 years na ministry work...this election would prove to him that his time has come to leave the scene for others.

The way we are going to vote in this election is:

President LP

AND others LP
This senator that paid some miscreants to attack law abiding citizens during the end SARS crisis.

His day of pay back has come.

That is the person I am going to be voting for.

Na Abuja I dey.

With me is my wife who's a first time voter...

We are for Obi.

And I kept my PVC where I kept my credentials,because I no want to hear say,e fall out from my wallet.

Location is Abuja.

Urchinpainer:
We don't care what people tag us. We go for the better option at all times!
A simple look at churches owned by Yorubas and churches owned by Igbos will tell you who is tribalistic.
The problem Nigerians have with Igbos is their guts and nothing more! It drives them crazy but we don't care!

We had a meeting with my landlady last year...she is a good Yoruba woman.

We used to pay without owing her. In fact,she doesn't give her house to none igbos and we don't know why. In that meeting,she mentioned that,her husband is always afraid of igbos because of their guts.

And we were all laughing and she further said,she likes igbos alot,and because of same guts.

Fearyourcreator:
You be saint ?

It is mentality like this that has kept people like u handicapped for long,because u guys glorify criminals.

Note this. I have never collected bribe from anyone nor received it through proxy.

To an extent,I am a descent man.

Great work.

Workch:
do you reside in Lagos?

Can we fix a date and place to place a bet and share it on nairaland.

Obi is leaving that election next week with nothing less than a rereun if he doesn't win.


Fix a date and time for the betting

U are very intelligent brother.

hoyinmide:
Like there is never light in igando
I am not sure lagos State gov. Is aware that place exist.Or there is a local govt chairman there

You will never get to igando and Der is light.
Livn there should be a criminal
Offense

I though they say Tinubu built Lagos...is that place not part of the place he built and furnished.

Nigerian politicians are criminals.

HellVictorinho7:
i need your financial assistance

I thought u said u don't have NIN and no bank account?

U are funny sha.

Cooolme:
I'm a student from the southeast, schooling there but based in Abuja.
I moved my polling unit from the Southeast to Abuja where I'm based because of security concerns, I'll be traveling back to Abuja on Wednesday with my car conveying my few fellow obidient students who will be voting in Abuja.
My plan was to move 15 students from my school who are verified Obidients and will be voting in Abuja but I was only able to get 12. The first batch went this morning using GUO, the second batch will be going on Tuesday.
I'm doing all these with my own money because I love this country Nigeria and I believe Peter Obi will move this country forward once he wins even though it may take time.

Now note
Whether Peter Obi wins or not, it won't affect my source of income neither my family as half of my siblings are not even in Nigeria at the moment with all of us being dual citizens, I will be joining them soon but it will probably be based on the outcome of this election.
If you're supporting any mentally ill or old candidate, God will punish you and you will never go far in this life. Amen

Amen to ur prayers.

Thinkam:
you'll drop out of the race latest February 23

Atiku is coming

U said Dec before...later changed it to January now February.

Your brother is going to be a dangerous spender if u guys don't manage him very well.

During my schools days,I made it a point of duty to to eat twice a day. I will take tea and cabin biscuits in the morning for lectures while I eat strong fufu in the afternoon and a enough water after wards.

At the end of my 5years course,I saved some good money after graduation.

See,that money I saved then,was what I used to invest and after a long years...I have duplicated it to 88million naira today.

I hate to see people who usually eat their future upfront. It is not always rosy after graduation.

Tell ur brother not to live big on campus,tomorrow will demystify all his actions.

The money is even too much for such a young man like him.

Start being stingy to women and make the money first.

That was how I started,in fact i never kept any relationship with any woman until I was sure I was doing fine financially.

If care is not taken,these men may have killed more than 50 people in the course of their evil machinations.


Kai...official armed robbers.

It is Obi for my family.

The first Nigerian name on the blue print is a yoruba name...since an igbo name is no longer a Nigerian name.

Most Internet fraud in these three countries are mainly carried out by Yoruba men and women before u mention other tribe,they are USA,Canada and the UK.

At the mention of igbo names,many of u here just rejoice as if your tribe is exempted from crime.

poturatt:
All BRT money goes to Tinubu's nephew.
All market levies go to Tinubu's daughter
All billboard levies go to Tinubu's son
All taxes and tolls levies go to Tinubu

When I look at the billions Tinubu is taking home monthly just because he is Lagos ex-governor and I look at how Peter Obi rejected everything, including his gratuity, I must confess I am very tempted to vote Obi.

But then I started salivating at the possibility of

1. President Bola Tinubu in charge of the Treasury & NDLEA (to check heroin trafficking)
2. Vice President Shettima in charge of Security and Counter Terrorism (like he promised)
3. Senior Advocate Festus Keyamo as Attorney General
4. Nasir El-rufai as Minister of Defense
5. Ganduje as Minister of Finance
6. MC Oluomo as Minister for Transport
7. Adamu Garba as Minister of information

Realizing that these individuals will be part of the cabinet of a new government that will try to rescue us from 8 years of hardship imposed by APC

I hereby declare that as a professional tribal bigot and naturally wicked, utterly hopeless and irredeemable Urchin, I will vote BAT

As if he has PVC...people wey get am no dey brag about am.

lhordspy:
Rest chibuike. Election is just few days away.

This one has surfaced again.

What a pity. That ur hate filled self has surfaced again. What do u have to render here if not unreasonable comments that only add nothing to any sane mind.

How do u people sleep when queueing at the back of a man that is almost finished politically and in health ?

Freetech:
And who will be president.

The all round failure you are promoting?

He is one of the reason you have no job - An importer of finished good, killing local industry, destroying naira value and turning Nigeria to a dumping ground

This is where ur education is lacking quality.

In the whole of West Africa, no country produce ketchup,u can Google this. And one man decides to import it into the country and u are here getting jealous and fuming.

There is no law that bars u from importation of goods and services and so stop ur criticisms. Even China and America import what they don't produce in their countries and Nigeria is not an exception.

They can't accused of him corruption.

Bring it on.

Rexxie234:
Meehn!!!
This female neighbor is letting me go crazy with her curves. Any time she sees me she would always raise her shirts up to unveil her butt.

Even just now she did it but this time more directly, she saw me coming and quickly she went inside to wear a black tight, omo the moment i say this!!!

Please guys what should i do, she has a bf.

Don't date a broke lady.

No matter her beauty...

There is no state in Nigeria that can do better than Lagos except the right things are done.

U allowed all the ports in other state to be dysfunctional except that of Lagos and yet u say other states are not doing well.

All the banking head quarters are in Lagos and yet u talk without sense.

All the revenue generating organisations such as Customs get almost all their revenue from Lagos which was the creation of the military.

If we elect a good president that allow other states seaports to kick off,u will know that Lagos isn't rich like u thought. Because importers will move their good and services to others state without agbero and all sorts of impdiments.