₦airaland Forum

RedBenson: Can u now see reasons why u are sub-educated and half-baked-graduate? How can u spend 35k to complete 4yrs programme in university?

how much ur papa pay throughout University?dats if him goif no b government wet don turn upside down Shey una wey go private school suppose deh collect degree?if you ask me...with summer,spoonfeeding,extra yearless education,no pass certificate attainable result structure..etc NA diploma una suppose dey collect

Yomieluv: #TEAM LASU#,school fees as at graduation #250.

Bros u don graduate tey tey ooo....we sha manage pay 25k till we graduate...but no b beans again ooo...NA 298k new pikins deh pay for my faculty now o-Engineering

cold: Oh my! Like seriously?Are you honestly this r£tarded or you're just trying really hard to be?Lawdhammercy!

Now i'm finding it really hard to figure out who's really retarded here...its not a must to make a comment esp when high on ogogoro...

olaolayink: dear op,
call your network provider customer care line xplain to them and ask them to send you the number.......i hope dis will help

No it won't!!!!!!!!.....you're not d CIA for Christ's sake!

Just found myself here suddenly.....must be d witches and their 'otumakpor'...I'm out ooo..but wait o...these bacteria I kept seeing and its relation with d pusssy baffled me o...does it mean youghurts can be/are actually produced by culturing d bacteria in d pusssy and adding milk??...good research topic for d biologists and a need to watch youghurt consumption.....who knows where they get d bacteria to culture?my guess is as gud as yours lol

how come my 'spidey senses' r just signalling a sex slavery market is nearbyI better run......*webs on*

LankyBrosMedia: You bought non alcoholic beer? I didn't know they exist.

They are called 'Holy Beers'

rhames: Where are the Mercedes Benz fanatics? Na them be BABA

everybody sabi dat one Jare....NA money wey no dey NA him dey make person talk say kpomo NA good meat. lol

Sagytarius: These wouldn't change my preference Honda to Toyota.

even with d constant embarrassing removal of unable front wheel ball joint....Toyota for lyf(atleast till Range money show) I beg

kayangel: I'M S.S.S

really??goin underground

where's Dat guy with d name 'mumumugu' when you need him.....thinking about this case again brings that name to mind....

Mondisweets: in my culture a man doesn't pay bride price he gets hs nipples cut to prove he is a real man

shebi it is just nipples?no problem....dat can be replaced by surgery so...oya now??

ATMC: Exact reason why yhu opened a thread on ur joystick...

someone just got busted!!!!

tinuolababy: Very singl

tinuola,how now

Mondisweets: I'm a married woman please don't play with fire

fire KOR,snow ni.....See person wey person wan Try pay bride price on top

niceeric: I knew it!!!!despite my plea I know say she go still fire me...if you change Sha we might get married Lol

and no rosters pls ..lol

Mondisweets: wetin I do? Abeg yaba left

I knew it!!!!despite my plea I know say she go still fire me...if you change Sha we might get married Lol

Mondisweets: My relationship status will depend on who is asking

typical of her....no flame me ooo

and to d pms on how niceeric looks(dont Know y some girls Just cant AV faith or love unconditionally) facebook page is www.facebook.com/1thunder1

pls ooo....if you are married or engaged,kindly keep quiet oooo so that we single guys can scroll thru d thread and find our missing ribs easily o

Tof-enof:
I'm beautiful and still single

really?exactly wat a nigga wants....make I drop cv?

novia22: I'm new on nairaland and also single...

cv dropping nko?

solace-c4t:
Engaged and so in love

who ask you for d details....ehn??







anyways just jealous ni ooo...no bite me

Richiy: Even boys that are multi-chyking are single, even one neva work out? Na wa o. As for me, am in a very open relationship. It kinda means am kinda single.

person fit apply?

no girl better tests me this way....who needs to pass a test before marrying anyone?is she a god that is so precious That needs to test guys to see Who would pass and enter her kingdom?......Now @OP..what if you died driving from Kaduna to Abuja?in that confused state of mind...wat if you lost concentration at work and made an unforgiveable blunder that led to a sack...wat if you were frail hearted and the wrong signals got to d brain and u ended it with rat poison?...d 'wat ifs' just dont end....
PS:-she'll AV to pay d price:-one day,something serious is gonna happen and she'll call for Help and I will refuse and would. use d possibility of it being a Test as an excuse eventually...then,she'll learn her lesson

benpuzzy: What has she done to deserve all these insults, naija? Please wake up. she is our mother for crying out loud.

I beg ur pardon....i dont know about others but as for me,she ain't my mother!

single and free!

before y'all start crucifying Michelle,its just d writer's IMAGINED reply!!!!!!pure fiction

someone needs to tell this woman that you dont force honour on yourself....it gets bestowed on u by people when they see your good work and selfless service....isn't this woman supposed to go into standup comedy gan sef?

Dbanj Better goes easy on cannabis sativa ooo....it's getting too much,e don dey commot from entertainment go craze small small ooo

so the reddish yellow face is a sign of living under another type of sun abi....