₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,153 members, 8,420,577 topics. Date: Friday, 05 June 2026 at 03:50 AM

Toggle theme

Niceeric's Posts

Nairaland ForumNiceeric's ProfileNiceeric's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 (of 54 pages)

FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 12:39am On Jul 24, 2014
glitest: I bet your monimaker; that convo isn't going to go well.
why??...na simple conversation in a line like dis:-

Tunde 'carry' first for class---Na my son....atleast I made straight As in school wen I was his age..

Tunde rub paint for body like masquerade-----Na ur son..i no ever rub paint for my papa tv so na u know where u see am bring come house

Simple and straightforward....
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 12:35am On Jul 24, 2014
glitest: undecided undecided shocked shocked shocked shocked
Although I do not descrimate when it comes to races, but I'm likely not going to marry a white guy...Not really into that. All i know is that, I can't marry a strong headed guy sha.
I am stubborn, so it's not gonna work.
if u won't marry a white guy who would happily do d cleaning up,den u should not marry a yoruba guy o....and especially not one from d conc west cos we no dey gentle on matters like dis....na u know where u see ur pikin....no walk for afternoon sun when pregnant una no go hear,when una pade agbako naw una go dey use am torment d innocent guys..okay....na joke I dey BUT just on d last sentence


lol
RomanceRe: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by niceeric(m): 12:28am On Jul 24, 2014
*okay*(in Kevin hart's voice).... where d girls at....
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 12:22am On Jul 24, 2014
glitest: Chai!..My prayer is that you meet a nononse lady who can't happen to.live without. grin grin
even if I marry a a no nonsense girl, I'll atleast expect her to know when d boy is hers or mine, dat way we no go quarrel....simple jare
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 12:20am On Jul 24, 2014
glitest: I do not see anything bad with doing the work( even if I do have an house help). Its not something I'd mind doing my self..The problem is, why on earth would a father who was the first to witness it, do nothing about it, and then goes off to bed?
Ni bo?...Shey emi ni kan ni mo lo mo ni?
Glitest,take tym e pelu bi o se n soro yii o...o n mu inu bimi gan!...well dont worry...youll probably marry a white guy anyway , dats if you're not married
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 12:11am On Jul 24, 2014
Adorayble: Wud offer him dis for a job well done,see his cute smile
hope you av agbo jedi at home?
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 12:10am On Jul 24, 2014
glitest: Hmm!!..Na lie..Na we two go buy house now...Unless him go carry house put for head..Mchew
I don dey vex already gan sef.....anyways,na y I go so plan am dat me and my wife no go ever buy house wey we go live together be dat(so help me God when dat time comes)....it must remain my house so wifey can get thrown out and allowed back in at will lol
RomanceRe: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by niceeric(m): 11:58pm On Jul 23, 2014
*Now Playing *---Smooth Criminal....
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 10:57pm On Jul 23, 2014
glitest: Really?...Why is it that dad's are the first to claim their kids whenever the do good, but leave the problem to the mother's, when it they do wrong.
If it were me, I'll get either some warm water with spoge in a bucket or stain cleaner...Then walk to the room and wake up the father to come and clean the mess.

RAWBISH!!
okay....with me sha you'll be in yr parents house in a few minutes or hours tym depending on how far they stay I tell u.....with ur pikin too sha,make una two go cool off for sometime
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 10:34pm On Jul 23, 2014
kechywillz: he's just a kid,'boy,dont dis ok,next time u will, daddy's gonna spank u,be a good boy' 'wey u,ikaite,come n clean dis place'
if you continue like dis ehn,dat kid would one day detonate a home made bomb ryt in dat living room while you're away....dat tym there would be no boy to spank just ashes lol
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 10:28pm On Jul 23, 2014
Kalvan: To cook and clean.
Emphasis on CLEAN in d statement above!

She'll av to + must start from FIRST,my TV,

Then her son( he's all hers at this point)

Then my floor.....

All to be keenly assessed when I wake the next morning FULL STOP
PoliticsRe: Governor Yero Imposes 24 Hour Curfew In Kaduna by niceeric(m): 8:59pm On Jul 23, 2014
Lilprocess: Fresh air things
GEJ till 2023.
PoliticsRe: Governor Yero Imposes 24 Hour Curfew In Kaduna by niceeric(m): 8:58pm On Jul 23, 2014
Lilprocess: Fresh air things
GEJ till 2023.
infact till death do him and Naija part Looool
PoliticsRe: Osun Decides:Pictures Of Aregbesola Campaign Tour Of Ejigbo by niceeric(m): 8:50pm On Jul 23, 2014
wow!! I'm so so so happy to see my local government of origin(hope I can put it dat way) in pictures!!!!!!!!.....Though I haven't been there since 2001, a part of me is always there anyways!.....

as for d election,make PDP no sha win for my local government be my own even if they're gonna really try to take over d state...in all,God knows best!
AutosRe: Almost New 2012 Toyota Venza For Urgent Sale by niceeric(op): 7:16pm On Jul 23, 2014
still very much available and vehicle is available for inspection
CelebritiesRe: AGN Presidency: Ibinabo To Mr. Ibu, Shut Up You Have No Education by niceeric(m):
urchmanunn: Can someone pls tell me who is ibinabo......




















#teamibu#
she's dat lady dat has always had personal issues jare....she even at one point drove under d influence and killed one medical doctor wey dey drive him car on d other side of d road.....she practically flew her car over a culvert into d guy's car

somehow sha,she sha serve one yeye sentence and claimed to b sober and as it is in 9ja,once u sabi people all ur sins would b forgiven and even magically wiped from d memory of people....well na so she turn Actor's Guild president ooo.....

So,dat is d story of Solomo..sorry Ibinabo (can't spell dat surname)
AutosAlmost New 2012 Toyota Venza For Urgent Sale by niceeric(op): 5:06pm On Jul 22, 2014
I have a very neat, just imported 2012 Toyota Venza for sale...never used in Nigeria.....American spec and with very low mileage

Interested, pls contact me via my number 07061895100 0r via BBM:- 2BAABF30

Asking price is 5million ONLY and it's a little negotiable sha

PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS ; Jonathan, Mark Meet Chibok Girls’ Parents Behind Closed-doors.. by niceeric(m): 1:43pm On Jul 22, 2014
Simple Agenda of meeting:-
51 girls wey manage escape:- take 5million Naira each + free education till book tire u and kindly shut up about the issue for life....

Parents of missing girls:- well, na y d meeting take long b dis oo....Breeze don blow d matter well well,e don dey cold so,una sef suppose don dey forget d girls small small, I (GEJ) kuku know say una go get dozens more of pikins abi no b Borno una come from?.....una go try forget dis ones wey don lost o make Shekau flex with dem cos even if una see dem again,dem go don almost use dem finish.
with these few points of mine, I hope una don understand my point....so,100 million each per parent make una use am flex and una go dey FG pay roll till una die...just keep shut about una lost pikins and if he happen say we talk say dem don rescue d girls, just agree and remember say 100 million no b joke o....
Lastly,election don almost reach and dis kain Chibok issue fit cause wahala as APC go use am as strong point tackle me....well,anybody wey no come agree with Wetin I just yearn,no problem just remember say we sabi your house and all your relative house and visiting una no be ptoblem......
#teamfreshair....lol
CultureRe: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by niceeric(m): 8:10am On Jul 22, 2014
oladoya: this is what OMOALE looks like.
u need to add JATI JATI to it gan sef
Car TalkRe: Toyota, Kia Okay Nigeria’s Assembly Plants by niceeric(m): 10:34am On Jul 21, 2014
Sincere9gerian: You've forgotten about the job creation component and the multiplier effect that will have on families and on the economy? What about reducing the pressure on foreign exhange and stability of the naira? What about the taxes these companies will remit to the states, thereby boosting internally generated revenue and reducing our dependency on oil? What about the skills transfer that will take place?

Honestly, you guys in APC are so narrow minded. No wonder you keep hating and ranting online.
Quit d Economics mumbo jumbo MR,we all know those are all theory and won't manifest on their own.

Multiplier effect, job creation, pressure on d naira against other foreign currencies won't mean a thing if d FG don't put things in order in d country first before making these giant strides....Aren't Indians job creators here in NigeriahuhHow come they make their employees slaves ryt in their fatherland and do so with impunity cos d do called working FG gets windfalls in form of bribes from them....so is dat job creation??.....if d cars are not affordable by d populace then we should all be able to say ' to hell with their assembly plants and GEJ pls don't increase import duty on our tokunbo cars cos we are happy with them'....
cos volkswagen won't av meant people's car if it wasn't made affordable by d people....

And how would d Naira be allowed to 'grow' against other currencies if d cars don't get exportedhuh.....i'll rule out. exports outside Africa cos who would want an expensive made in Nigeria Toyota camry in the United States??....so we're left with export to African countries so dat brings me back to d pricing....if Nigerians won't be able to afford a made in Nigeria car, would it then be affordable to a Kenyan?...or a Sierra Leonean or even a Benenois who has better alternative of buying vehicles at cheaper prices ryt at his own country's port??

Koko is dat, if d cars won't be affordable just like Dstv,all network providers, services arent affordable by d common Nigerian cos d same FG demands a whole lot in terms of cash/bribes from then and if d plants would also turn Nigerians to slaves and mere contract workers as almost all establishments by foreign 'investors' do(with d FG's approval cos of monetary gains), then I and all rightly thinking Nigerians can say hell with the factories and wish and pray your GEJ gets wise and leave d import duty on tokunbo vehicles as it is and not compound our already enormous problems.
RomanceRe: Myths About Men, Sex, And Marriage by niceeric(m): 11:29am On Jul 20, 2014
Sweetlemon: Something like that.
NAH!!!......not something like dat but EXACTLY that!.....

After reading the post,all dat came to my mind is 'sweetlemon, you get mouth'!!!
CrimeRe: Two Bank Workers, Eight Others Die In Modakeke Osun State Robbery by niceeric(m): 10:28am On Jul 20, 2014
Mogidi: Boko haram, the APC's armed wing has been doing this for years, anyway I just hope the APC hierarchy has not approved this one. It won't be out of place for the local APC members to resort to bank robbery to fund Osun election.


P:S
For the record, APC is led by one Tinubu.

Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by niceeric(m): 10:17am On Jul 20, 2014
Galatians Chapter 3 vs 14 solves it
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by niceeric(m): 10:31am On Jul 15, 2014
koboko69: Stop wasting your time on people that have obviously taken sides with the Government and obviously allowing sentiments becloud thier judgements
hmmm.....true talk...God bless u my brother...
the future of the country with people like those guys still existing is seriously in jeopardy....God help us.
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by niceeric(m): 10:01am On Jul 15, 2014
mvem: ......guy u re the illeterate...The fighting with rebels are still conventional warfare not assymettrical as the terrorist....A strong country can use shear strength to defeat a rebel group..i know d brutality dat was committed by rebels in liberia,dat was actually to scare the people...But this rebels have known leaders,dey re willing to negotiate,they do trade diamonds for weapons...They had a known structure.But when u re dealing with terrorist dat want to introduce a caliphate with pure sharia,how do u see dat....The rebels were brutal but still wanted to talk,dey wanted something.....okay, what do bokoharam wants or alquaeda.....dis terrorist are people dat survives with instability....The warfare u use for terrorist(insurgents) are different from a rebel group...US has been in Afghanistan since 2001(13 years) but still cant contain taliban.Because the taliban fights in a different manner,any army not accustomed to gueirrlla warfare or assymetrical cant fight dat even though u have d planes,numbers and weapons.....same as bokoharam,what d US army is doing to contain insurgency and terrorism is d use of special forces,intelligence(CIA) and dere drones not conventional army as we re using....i know we tried in liberia but guy dis is a totally different warfare.As d guy said above rebels have a face and have a sought of a standing army,terrorist(insurgents) are faceless,with complex networks and no known numbers of der fighters.
Ode ni e I swear.....usually,I don't say stuffs like dat here but I just had to use dat word in ur case.....i stopped reading your epistle when u said Rebels av a leader and are ready to negotiate.....so I put it to u that:- don't u know shekau is d BH leader?....or are u just ignorant of d fact dat he planned to negotiate and even stated his terms to FG and all of dat?.....so how is their mode of operation in this sense different from rebels?.....please think well before u talk jare

wait...I just read another part of your jargons......terrorists survive in instability.....,so u mean na inside stability na him rebels dey take survivehuh?.... . double face palm for you
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by niceeric(m): 9:43am On Jul 15, 2014
[b]
dBard: U seem t b d ignorant one here.
there's a world of difference between 'rebels', which are basically an informal, irregular STANDING army , sort of like militias and Guerrilla organizations such as Boko Haram which are basically armed bands, mobile, with a very loose command structure.
The former engages in battles..d latter , mostly skirmishes. One has a face , d oda is faceless.
Quoting movie sources as d basis of ur position is laughable.
Its called 'Intelligent Discourse ' f a reason.
#justsaying
Do u know I found out your post has no meaning?......atleast not d meaning I thought u were trying to pass....u described rebels in your silly way and ended d description with 'such as' Boko Haram lol....ure confused nigga...

Again I never said terrorists are same as rebels.....u should try to read and answer comprehension passages.....try New Practical English book 1(yes,d one meant for jss1).....u need to redo d foundation.....well,all I said is the mode of operation of BH is similar to those exhibited by d rebels in Sierra leone and if you actually look closely(dats if u can see anyway) you'll see that BH don't act in full capacity of terrorists,ive never heard of al qaeda kidnapping school girls,never have I heard of them going to villages to steal food,i avnt heard also of them not knowing Governors of States by names......calling lagos state Governor Oshiomole is wat i'm talking about.....so use ur brain man.

Lastly,seems u dont know wat a documentary means?check ur dictionary.....but heck??.....Don't u watch NatGoeWildhuh??......how old are you? what's your educational standing?did u even go past secondary school?.......damn!
Anyways, 'cry freetown' is a documentary by a reporter who was with the soldiers ryt there in Sierra leone...all shootings. and activities on d tape were all live......I rest my case with u indefinitely......u no reach to dey follow talk [/b]
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by niceeric(m): 9:12am On Jul 15, 2014
koboko69: They already said it indirectly already. Indicting the FG directly will have grave consequences. How can u explain a 3 star general running to the press to claim they know where the chibok girls are in the middle of an ongoing investigation to rescue the girls. cheesy. There were also many deliberate leaks and claims about the cgibok girls sightings by the military. many Nigerians are just beclouded by sentiments to see the obvious truth.
I thought I was d only one who actually sees these things.....almost every time the government tries to keep things on d low about Boko Haram, about d chibok girls.....its so obvious they are hiding something......If they had d chance,they would av just made us believe no kidnappings took place.....they tried to do that earlier anyway
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by niceeric(m): 9:04am On Jul 15, 2014
C0llynzO2: I said Rebels don't do hit and run like terrorists, you know who they are and where they are and they are ready to fight you to the end.
Peace keeping mission can never be compared to fighting terrorists, in a peace keeping mission, you are at the center trying to prevent fighting and killings by 2 opposing forces, you are most times seen as neutral by both opposing forces and they don't attack you except in rare cases.
Get that into your skull and stop laughing like a lunatic.
Mr man,you are either a liar or just a stark illiterate when it comes to worst that have to do with d military.....rebels are anti government militias who wreck havoc and go into hiding when external help comes to aid the government they have made powerless....kindly watch 'cry freetown' or any other live reporter's documentary on ECOMOG activities and educate yourself.......rebels in Sierra leone actually had snipers(hope u know wat dat means),they had their bases in different cities in Sierra leone and they raped and kidnapped women and children,they infiltrated villages in search of food too and went back into hiding after having their fill.....Tell me now how they are different from Boko Haram insurgents......

If I were u anyway, i'll start seeking for knowledge about ECOMOG ryt now.....education helps
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by niceeric(m): 8:54am On Jul 15, 2014
koboko69: As in i tire for this clowns oooo. Damn!!!! Imagine claiming rebels are different from insurgents. He even said no combact role just peace keeping. Even the 'peace keeping' he thinks soldiers just siddon dey look for there. Sometimes engaging this clowns is a total waste of time. When the top military men and fg is ready, they will deal with the bh menace.
I swear most people know nothing and claim to be in d know.....Now I think I av to buttress OBJ's point that History should be compulsorily taught at all levels of education in Nigeria

And u are very right,na we dey do ourselves,when government is ready to end BH,it won't take our military more that a month to wipe those guys off d whole of West Africa.....It brings to mind that Uk and Us intelligence officers that came at d wake if the kidnapping at Chibok all left without saying nothing.....I believe they found out that d government is infact Boko Haram and there's nothing to actually find out.
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by niceeric(m): 8:43am On Jul 15, 2014
koboko69: Now i know you truly an empty head. Rebels dont hit and run cheesy cheesy. You know nothing about the military. U only know the surface. When the FG and Top officers are ready to deal with the BH menace, they will do.
my brother,dat dude is a bloody bloody bloody civilian,he puts d word civil in civilian lol....

an average Nigerian should be able to have a little military knowledge at least thereby making him a 'military civilian' lol
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by niceeric(m):
C0llynzO2: They played ''peace keeping'' roles not combat roles in those operations, and they were dealing with ''rebels'' not ''insurgents'' or terrorists, they also collaborated with international forces.
A lot of differences, now go and do your homework!
hmmm....tell me something....so rebels are not insurgents?....they don't terrorise people ? ? ? especially civilians?....I see.....anyways,kindly get a copy of 'cry freetown'-a documentary made about d peace keeping activities of ECOMOG soldiers(made up of 80% Nigerian Soldiers) in Sierra Leone .Maybe you'll then know d kinda power Africa's most powerful army has.

PS: To think you actually thought peace keeping means keeping an area that has relative peace in its same state of peace is hilarious looooooool
FamilyRe: Options Available For Same A.s Genotype Couple by niceeric(m): 10:03am On Jul 13, 2014
Genea: My dear if you marry a As,u can do a bone marrow transplant if u av a SS as a child,am a medical student,i kno wat am saying and dere is a probability dat u can gv birth to ony one ss or none at all
Bone marrow transplant na like 5k abihuh??.........this is Nigeria ooo,kidney transplant dey make whole family dey show for NTA dey beg for money let alone bone marrow transplant....prevention is way better and cheaper than cure!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 (of 54 pages)