₦airaland Forum

Taiye4Christ: What would you rather have us discuss... the history and objectives of nysc? nah, let‘s save that for orientation camp.
you are welcome. your name, institution and course, pls

okay ooo....Oluwaseun ni oruko temi....okay before non yorubas go chop me,i'm Oluwaseun, a graduate of Lagos State University, studied Electronic and Computer Engineering and was supposed to be in d batch b boat but was thrown out cos of our student affairs unforgivable error.....but dats history....I'm a batch c hopeful now is d news

Now I'm wondering, l'm I in d right thread sha??....i mean the topic of the thread is wat brought me here as I am also in d batch c boat but coming in, I noticed the content is quite different,infact na talk show with miraculously increasing pages I dey see o

A Yoruba adage don talk am say and I translate on pidgin ' if big problem throway person for ground,small small ones sef go start to dey form voltron for person'......A whole Nigeria to Lesotho......no be their fault.....shebi d Asians sef don dey do their own on top Olympics, why Lesotho wey we fit dey feed 3 square meal for more dan a decade no go wag their tongue

shakol91: Who are those saying PUMA puma ko lion ni. Una no see say na bodyhug with kembe short dem dey do. I so much hate cote'd,ghana,cameroon jersey

Cameroon especially........they be like toy soldiers running around d field lol

NSNA: FIFA should realise this is Nigeria and not some small African Nation that they can walk over.

Nigeria has companies that can take over like GLO.

Take a hike Addidas

Bros, Glo no fit do jersey and boot nah?.....Call wey den sabi gan,na manage we dey manage am...

But seriously, we shouldn't ask Adidas to go like they were wrong to av called if quit with us,NFF is in a sorry state ryt now......who would want to av anything to do with it?

justi4jesu: i need the interior pictures not the exterior plzzzz

you can take a detailed personal look u know......theres nothing like first hand information I tell u....

has anyone noticed that Boko Haram has become really unpopular since Ebola started making the news??.....looks like they're not so powerful afterall and seeing themselves make headlines has been the only push to their continuous bombings,as Ebola don carry popularity from na so dem mellow I think......












Disclaimer:-This is in no way a write up to provoke an apparently cooling 'organisation' and is totally a work of fiction sorry observation,any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purelycoincidental Looool .Na observe I observe oooo,make una no read my post start to dey bomb again ooooo.....na observation I dey ooooooo

YoungDaNaval: Hahahahaha Mah Go Show Ma Papa Diz Ya Post! Lwkmd

looooooooool!!!!!!!!

Tolexander: these aged people and their same stories sha!

They will always come to tell us during their time, things were good and better stories than ours. Yet, not many of them passed the 'iwe mewa' (o' level)

Dem no dey fail at all during your time?

Ose jare my broda.....u go dey hear things like 'life was better in d 70s'....and i'll be like were there washing machines,abi playstation 4,abi smartphone(wey all of them dey rush buy now by force come dey beg us-'d unserious generation' to teach dem how to use dem) then?,another annoying one na 'when I was ur age, I didn't av tym for girls'.....na when u mistakenly find one of their black and white photo where dey carry afro for head,wear undersized pants dey pose with girl oda dan mama for under tree na him u go know say all dem dey yearn na LIE

Sweetlemon: Ghana is not Nigeria. Ghanians have been careful and watchful right from the time the recent outbreak started.

Ghana is closer to affected countries yet they still don't have it. Do you think it's magic? sheer luck or the grace of God?

No!

Every single Ghanian has been careful. The Government has been on 24/7 alert while the citizens have been taking all necessary precautions.

But here in Nigeria. Mbanu. If we are not making up conspiracy theories about America trying to wipe out Africa, we are blaming enemies in the village or waiting for the government to come and teach us basic hygiene. Do you know some people still think ebola is a hoax?? Some believe that ebola cannot get to them no matter what. They have this "nothing dey happen" mentality. Some are confident that covering themselves with the blood of Jesus without taking other necessary precautions is ok for them.
As for the States and especially federal governments, na only God go deal with dem.

Nigeria sha!

*yawns*......

But we're still not gonna legalise 'homosexualism' sha.....na my own be dat.....so they can keep omitting us from their 'beggars list'

Kanwulia: Some women nor get shame I swear!
The reason they will remain single for life!
Miserable bytch!
Na anoda woman home she wan spread her winchcraft waka come?



Holy anger indeed!
This is a private matter and he did not have to bring it to his congregation.
Tacky!

*he looks like a dehydrated frog.. . . .he ain't even cute*

I doubt you'll look an inch as good as he does when / if you ever get to his age.....

Bimfo: Chinko?? Beat me?? Walahi, if he touches me, I will break him into two with my eyes closed. He can keep his salary.

hope u know/ remember they are Chinese sha??.....na their area of specialisation u just describe as ur method of beating them

I can only imagine what d result would be when u try raising ur hands against one of them and he happens to be one who has carefully mastered d art of Kung Fu....(playin ur video with am in my head ryt now with my pack of popcorn and Pepsi in hand sitting in a rocking chair lol)

Nigerians and our crazy ways of twisting the truth to make News 'attractive' in our selfish ways.....Anyways,the facts are :-

1. it's not a secret serum but an Experimental Serum.....New drugs are tested to see how potent they are and evaluate their side effects if any before they are mass produced to be used in saving ur powerless, lying, monkey-eating, Ebola infected @sses.

2. The Doctor isn't out of the woods yet so he isn't saved.....According to reports,he has greatly improved and infact started improving about 20 minutes after being administered d serum as he was near death when the drug was tested on him...Not forgetting he almost died saving ur African @sses from an epidemic
He's still in confines of the hospital being viewed by his wife only through a glass bordering his bed as he is still able to transmit the virus.....Damn Africans!....we should always state facts in cases like dis and drop the wicked 'news framing' for once!

GenBuhari: A single Doctor dies, is that reason for panic?

I do not know for sure whether the virus is real but I know the hype /propaganda is very real!

Again Liberia is a country linked closely to America, the country responsible for the propaganda.

And do u know the Nigerian Doctor that treated the Liberian guy that brought the virus into Nigeria has tested positive to the virus?

Wake up man!....this ain't no joke!

GenBuhari: It is interesting that all the infected Doctors are Americans - they can well be involved in the conspiracy.

An interesting "coincidence" ? is that one of the Aid Workers infected is called Nancy Writebol if you add an "a" to her surname, then you see she has Ebola in her surname Nancy Writebola

interesting

it may interest u that a Liberan Doctor Samuel Brisbane has died too and was buried only last week...i'll advise u stop seeing this as a propaganda and agree it's real

GenBuhari: [size=18pt]People, what I am trying to say is that Ebola is likely Western Propaganda, other than Mr Sawyer , I have not heard any other verifiable individual that has died of Ebola. (Even then Mr Sawyer's may be part of the propaganda, if his doctors are part of the conspiracy)

It seems like a deliberate attempt to isolate and disadvantage Africa, perhaps it is an attempt to damage Nigeria's economy to an extent to help the plan to break it up.[/size]

Buhari, sharrap!!!!......its FFing real!

guess u mean d 2 US doctors currently infected (with one just taken back to d US) na part of d propaganda abi? dey there dey prove detective......

forget d conspiracy theory and protect urself

englishmart: based on MoD Wey I be Na

B.O.B lol.......Based On Belief

Barselonia: The real film never out na
that 1 Na preamble, Which Yoruba call ipolowo....
watch out for FULL OF A YELLOW SUN...

wa sere omo iya.....exactly wat I wanted to say,d sequel to 'half of a yellow sun' which is 'full of a very yellow sun' gangan na d main movie lol

As long as it is rap and d focus is on Nigeria, then Vector d Viper is d guy!!!!

No one throws metaphorical lines like he does..

u listen to his lines today,u get a meaning, u listen tomorrow, u get yet another meaning....

Triple twale to d Boss of Naija Rappers!!!!!!!!!!

As for Ice,he's just an average dude with a good command of the English language.....guess that's y he's favoured by international award peepz......but when it comes to lines understandable by d average Nigerian likewise the classy person,Vector rules!

A metaphorical line example by Vector.....' his ugliness was the height,APEX'......damn!...I can give two meanings to that lol

Koko is Vector is d best!!!!!!!!!!

fellis: Worst is Cow and Chicken, I hated it even as a child and I reaaallly loved cartoons as a child but I still could never get myself to like Cow and Chicken.
Very dirty and meaningless cartoon.

I go follow u fight oo!....leave cow and Chicken out of d list!

ifex370: so ya'll tryna saaay... none of u guys hated cown chicken...




HYPOCRITS

I like it!!!...' momma had a chicken,momma had a cow,Dad was proud he didn't care how'.....

Now it was I.R weasel I really hated to see....

Johnny Bravo is surely in d list, Rude dog too

Lilimax: Same thing I said when I saw the caption. He should check himself cos it's a bad omen for parents to keep on burying thier children one after the other . I WILL NEVER KNOW THE GRAVE OF MY CHILDREN IN JESUS NAME. AMEN.

Really its a bad omen...hope it's not something he caused by himself anyway,and a very big AMEN to that prayer..it won't ever happen!

how come all his children seem to be dying one after d other?.....D dude should check himself,3 children if I'm ryt have died in just a few years interval

Now I feel very bad.....I actually helped in importing a sphere with led lights in it....I never knew it was gonna be used in this way!!!....








Anyways people. contact me for ur 100,000W Sun,...
big and small size dey, Stars,Moons and I av a few pieces of LED lightning flashers.....

















Na joke I dey ooo

yorke1: Though they wish you bad, you still love them. That is one good quality of a leader. Ride on the best President till 2019.

Mr,he only performed his duty as the President of d Nation so please don't score cheap points with that.

abdulwastecx: learn first before commenting. since 2012 Kenya govt increase the tariff on imported vehicle to encourage the local car industry, this force many multi nation car brand from south korea, china and japan to set assembly plant in kenya.

u cannot developed ur manufacturing industries by turning your country into a dumping ground for developed countries waste ( called "Tokunbo". the automobile bill is the best and we need to extend thesame to other goods like the Chinese furniture and electronics, etc. Me must learn how to produce our own product ( especially consumer goods) rather than importing sub standard goods from China ( a message to ibo importers)

I need to learn? ure funny I must say.....and who says we are ready for an automobile industry?.....a country without power,a country with enormous security problems?....u mean investors would risk their lives? and with d aforementioned problems amongst others u expect local manufacturing to thrive?...ask Dunlop and d others you'll see all u wrote about Is a pipe dream

we're better off a dumping ground ryt now than forcing local manufacture of cars dat would be available only for d rich mr man

infact I tire for ur case...go and do d learning and stop being ignorant,dis is real life and not a textbook scenario, we're not ready fullstop

NoContract: All these noise making ads.

iOS all day

Garri no get advert but e dey sell pass Indomie

kindly send me a copy the newly released Dorobucci video via bluetooth to my Samsung galaxy phone I beg??

wahala don start

IOS users need no fear no prison....they're always imprisoned by their CELLphones

bestestgirl: e get as that 'it is scaring' do me for ear sha but all iz well

she meant scary joor...na slip of hand I guess lol....dats if she actually wrote it but if na talk she talk am,den e get as e be oooo
lol*covers face for her*
God help us

glitest: Typical African man with serious African mentality.
I hail oh.

no worry nigbayen...just know dat u gotta love d African man with his African mentality if u no wan marry oyinbo.

glitest: I shake my head for you.

lool,na so ooo

sameer1212: hahahahaha ah modaran, bt GLITEST, y r u so insisting for ur huby to do ur womans job?

help me ask d madam oo??