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Airforce1: One trip is enough for u to hit 19mulla brodah..

Just one Trip I swear.

and when coco burst for bele during dat one trip nko?

onihaxy: Pls. What does "OP" means?

it means original poster

krystal101: What kind of generation is this? Sharing house chores with your husband? SMH... Most females here talking rubbish would do otherwise at home! No man, I repeat NO MAN would share house chores with you, don't be a fool even the poorest man wouldn't. Get married 1st let's see if u'll have the guts to tell him that

RUBBISH

may your days be long ma'am

more stories Please!!!!!....ill like to hear d anini story next!....OP u get mouth die

deols: You have a problem with comprehension.

really??....I'm hearing that for the first time...anyways,I got wat I wanted from u though so, as I earlier said,my case is proven and rested

someone needs to tell mondesweets(means everybody is sweet though) that she is Fighting a lost battle naw....abi NA her law school assignment she dey do ni?trying to turn a wrong statement right lol

jhidey08: God Bless u jare. Tell her

jhidey I dont think u read That Guy's post right....read again...seems d guy just came in,saw Monde was trending and spewed trash without reading previous posts to understand what is happening ..he must have been as confused as his pronouns

beware of Ijebu Girls....u go wash am tire

















I beg ooo NA joke ooo....b4 them go crucify me loool...but well Sha...una Sha kuku know

jhidey08: I jst dey use her catch fun nifa. Don't mind me

loool....I can understand that

deols: No one says they are valid reasons. At least, I didnt say so.

well they were your reasons and they scored points that validated them by the likes u got.....I rest my case

jhidey...you are still on this girl's matter??make no mistake to think This is her actual self bro...that is her e-self just forming something she isn't real life...trust me

shindarayo: mondi pls stop makn a fool outt of urself.d basic truth is dat if u likke work 4ohrs a day or b d breadwinner of ur home, it is ur fukn duty to cook for ur fukn husband weneva d Bleep u get bk to ur fukn home.ur fukn huby can help if he fukn wants to buh don't fukn mk it a point of duty or someone else wld tk ur fukn place.

another real woman has spoken....God bless you

addictiv: She doesn't want to cook for me, no problem. Would love the look on her face whenever she comes home only to discover that I have already had dinner at caro's house.

she would be sooooo jealous!....and I swear she would av cooked you your Best meal by the time You Get back from work d next day

Mondisweets: but the contribution u made still sounds like it was made by someone who lacks comprehension of the verse

yea yea....ofcourse would AV sounded Like that to u cos u r just an e-girl simple...let me try to go outta my Way to give u an undeserved advice:-though I dont believe this is your real life mindset(I don't know y I don't) but if I'm wrong and it is,then I must tell you the gospel truth-you won't get a stable man with this kinda mindset AND y is it hard to leave me alone as I AV been asking you gan sef??

Mondisweets: still being feeble minded! By weaker vessel it means treat her like something delicate that can easily break up. U cant just throw a glass in a sink the way u would throw a metal plate

so outta context

Mondisweets: still being feeble minded! By weaker vessel it means treat her like something delicate that can easily break up. U cant just throw a glass in a sink the way u would throw a metal plate

this girl is still on my matter?....how else would I make You see that I'm not talking about you or other e-girls when I speak of girls in here?all my comments have been to real girls so please back off ma'am
PS:d weaker vessels answer was to Jide's post and I'm sure he gets it in d context of which his post was constructed..damn!

jhidey08: I dunno wot's wrong wit ladies of nowadays, u're all craving 4 equal ryts while u knw insyd urself dat it's nt possible. We've been made 2 understand dat women receive less compared 2 men ryt 4rm our primary skul days, if a boy and a girl aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ 2 b punished 4 a bad behaviour, a boy would receive lyk 6 hot lashes of cane while a gal would receive lyk 3 cold lashes. Dis is common sense, stp comparing urselves wit men.

they forget they are the weaker vessels....

jhidey08: mondi, u said nt every1 lives by African traditions, please answer diz questions sincerely; when u were growing up, hw many tyms did ur dad make dishes 4u in absence of ur mom A responsible wife shld plan her tym well so as 2 get home earlier dan her husband to prepare sumthing 4u, lyk I said earlier, wot d op is saying is only possible if d husband is idle and stays at home 4 24/7 or earns little salary compared 2 wot his wife earns. D truth is, if d man really has a good job and earn reasonable salary, he'll find sumthing 2 eat b4 he gets home and possibly bring anoda woman home one day as a wife. Stop fooling urself!

God bless you sir...exactly wat my earlier post on legal reason for 'concubineship' is about.I go get concubines(olowoshibi) ehn?I would one day forget to return home permanently lol

Mondisweets: this is what i call being feeble-minded! Being feminist doesnt mean abandoning your role as a woman, its simply establishing equal political, economic and social rights of women to those of men. Who told u that when a woman is feminist she stops cleaning and cooking? Doing everything equally based on a person's ability to do something not gender!

would you kindly keep to your 'lane' ma'am?I AV managed to do that with you for long so as to avoid insults

lertee: This is what FEMINISM is turning our ladies to. What happens to our African pride as a woman being submissive to her man and taking care of the home. Your husband can help you out if he wants to but doing a roaster is ridiculous.

The Good Lord would bless you lertee...an African woman just spoke PEOPLE!!!!!I think she deserves likes!I'm giving her mine though...
PS:I see all d feminists in here washing dishes and cooking in their kitchens in a few years time...all their fumble is limited to nairaland walahi

deb: Get your buttt up and vote against useless government in power. That is a simple responsibility you got

But do the votes ever count?

Ola Johnson: The failure to recognize Nigeria, nay the President of Nigeria has to do more with the occupant of that office. I doubt if the same thing would have happened if, say, Olusegun Obasanjo was the President.

I don't doubt it would AV happened Sir...I KNOW it wouldn't AV happened...

not because
Mandela and South Africans are ungrateful but because
they are too ashamed to associate themselves with
our leaders
God bless the OP for this statement...Dis is d worst Democratic dispensation Nigeria has ever witnessed...

as For me sha,this kinda. wahala can never get to me lailai....when there are girls...countless number of girls who would jump at the idea of cooking for me.It would be a welcome development as She would AV given me a free legal visa to 'concubineship' by shying away from her duties as wife by not cooking for me....simple o

God bless you my brother....this is d kinda mind I want Nigerians to av-we can produce and be employers of labour even if our government isn't up to the task...I'm also planning to venture into manufacturing when d time is right.
Am sorry I dont AV an idea in setting up your kinda factory but I just couldn't leave this thread without encouraging u for having dis kinda idea...stick around though I'm sure people with ideas(sane ones I mean)would Show up.

most times I just wish you Muslims would stop this blame game of who started killing first cos its just so weak, claiming a reason for your violence now is revenge is even really hilarious....who r u on d revenge mission for?Godkilling his products for Him?just doesn't make any sense.y'all should instead seek ways to save d face of your religion before it becomes known only for bloodshed
PS:the blame game and d excuses y'all are giving for BLOODSHED are just not it...there can't b any valid reason to shed human blood....especially in This century

deols: Google is your friend, dear

I ain't taking any google ride ma'am....I'm asking you and want you to clearly state where Christians And not Jews killed for Christ's sake....simple

okay....gimme d lighter,pass me d Ganja,make me roll up d wrisler..

deols: There are many of this kind of letter. I will search and if I find them, post them here. It is inherently a part of Islam to protect people of other faith found in Islamic territory.

I believe what we see now in the form of intolerance from some Muslims stem from the crusade(killings by the christians.).

Muslims who would not see beyond vengeance decided to take up arms against those whom they see to have wronged them. This certain belief grew into the different terror organisations that exist now. I just wish they can all see this aspect of Islam and realise they are very wrong.

hmm....truth WELL twisted....so ma'am can u give us historical back up of the so called crusades?I'll love to learn....

rudedough: I'm going to stop this argument, it's not worth my time. But again you've contradicted yourself.

M.D - Doctor of Medicine which is a PhD degree.

MBBS/MBChB - Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery.

Just look at who has an M.D degree does not know that an M.D is a Doctorate degree? A SUPER-Specialty Degree.

Goodluck with your M.D degree and your $500,000/yr salary in the USA.

I'm an Engineer o so I May not know much about this but dont u think he's probably right?since d British medical syllabus is very very diffent from d American Medical course system..for example my cousin had to get a Bsc in Biochemistry before she could study medicine in d US and another friend was told he couldn't practise in d US despite having a Medical Degree from Nigeria...it makes us see they are just two courses with same name but practiced differently in some countries

massmedia: I believe 1 day i go buy this kind of car,,,,if you believe click like

clamouring for likes.....smh lol...in other news,I dont know o but me I Sha love d Range Rover Vogue series better..an suv for the tall guys Lol

Onlytruth: The only thing this letter tells me is that Jonathan should remember the country he is leading - a place where gentleness is seen as weakness.
He needs to show his fangs fast, else I see a plot thickening against him.
Every rogue is crawling out of the woodwork to insult him and the rest of Nigerians with all types of sanctimonious CRAP.

If I were him, I would quickly have a chat with my TOP security personnel (military,intelligence, etc).
What he faces is not political opposition; what he faces is a SECURITY THREAT.
If I were him, I would IMMEDIATELY declare marshal law, first send those thieves in the national assembly home. They would be lucky if I don't jail some of them for grand theft using a military tribunal!

Next I would convene an internationally supervised conference on Nigeria's future.

Some people feel that they own Nigeria, and that only they can determine Nigeria's future. They see themselves as the gods of Nigeria, while others are hewers of wood and drawers of water. It started with Tambuwal, next CBN governor, next this never-do-well that sold Nigeria to the highest bigger during his two terms, and even schemed for a third term.

Jonathan should not pussyfoot around anymore, else Ironsi would be better than him.

hmmm...so there are really humans who think like Jonathan true true??so wat happens after u send d whole of national assembly home?u put ijaw people ehn?reminds me of d lecturers sack threat...hmm...so u would channel d military strength to terrorising ur enemies avi?while Boko Haram keeps bombing rightcool...now I know Jonathan isn't alone in his 'dumbness'...there are others like him