₦airaland Forum

Cant date a lady who receives calls 4rm guys every 10 minutes.

True2myself24: I refuse to date any man who dosen't have a job, or a car, and still lives with his parents.

cant u offer him a b.l.o.w j.o.b. Wit an 1863 car and a mud house?

kulyie: i and my roomates/ never used to sleep in the hostel both when i was an undergraduate and postgraduate student.it was clubbing all the way (God bless my friends that made my stay in oau an enjoyable one 1o years back).we had the time of our lives when we were in school.as from thursday we are leaving moremi hall to go out there shopping for the clothes we will wear for the red carpet,shows or club.we were the big girls then however when it is a month to exam we will be back in school studying.anyway i am happy i came out with a 2.1 without nyashing any lecturer,i also earned a good grade after finishing my postgraduate degree all those ones that will be in school from monday to friday sleeping in awo hall,sleeping in hezekiah library while studying and all,we still came out with the 2.1 together jare...

nice story indeed

berem: Oh please don't quick to judge her! you would have simply asked her reason for divorce. she got married for 3 years and couldn't get pregnant. instead of the husband to be patient, he got someone else pregnant due to the pressure from his people and married the said lady. what did you expect Chika to do? Fight the man? she has finally moved on with her life and seeking for divorce. So why call her all sort of names as if she is guilty? abeg free the babe joor! Life goes on abegi!

who wil get her pregnant then?

mard

saw dust

scopusng: This is no news. I am 3 days older than my twin sister.

another taiwan ram

begwong: Na my Sister be iya Bose.She specializes on Plantain not bananas

u specializes in not on

dasparrow: This post does not apply to me but I must say that If everyone reasons like you and that wish is granted - births of sons and more sons - then let us also hope the males will marry each other in the near future since no one wants the girl child but everyone wants a wife.

The Irony of life!

Thank God, God does not reason like silly humans do.

statistics of silly humans include u. Fool

ceejay05: shut up

RAM

As governors they perform nice. At the presidential level they wil always fail. No governor is fit yet 2 be elected as president. U think 9ja finish 4 lagos? Fashola got tak a nap jor

Men in black arrested the cow cos it was found at the crime scene as a witness Pls interrogate the cow well.

jeffizy: That's wonderful. Been chewing on apple for so long and I didn't know it's doing me some good.
Nice write - up.

cos that favours u. Ave u gone through the disadvantages too?

Go and prepare 4 the exam. No nid wasting time here and comenting on unnecesary post.

gentlegg: WORD OF PRAYER FOR ALL JAMBITES

If you read your books and will write the exam solely on your own knowledge without any exam malpractice, i declare you will make this exam in Jesus name - Amen

But if you ever indulge in any exam malpractice especially those that applied for this Jamb through all these lesson centres hoping for text message answers, I declare you will surely fail this exam in Jesus name - Amen

get out . Ram who r u to declare failure for them.

Novice1: It is not an evil decree.

It is just the nature of the way things are done in Nigeria. Check out all the previous promises of jonathan and preceding governments.

And your fire? Well, your interpretation of my statement says it all: you are a delusional zombie.

another ram . Bandit of low self esteem

4llerbuntu: let me guess, this still has to go to the national grid abi?

bunch of Bleep-heads

wat do u know about power distribution. Or u think after generating it u ave accomplished the job? Guy always ask b4 u post rubbish

PECO4KING: Na wash.

cos u r not 4rm there. Idiot. U know that wil never hapen in ur state.

joshua idibia: power PLANT? Lol. Same old shit!

how would u comprehend when u ave been residing in the village since ur birth.

megareal: Shyte like this happens in America yet they have the nerve to thump their noses at us. SMH

why wont they. Travel to their country and claim u r 4rm here. Watch how they wil grip their wallet.

yuzedo: I knows dis guys. He have house in Banana Ice land. His my former nebor cousin. A very bad boys, he stole my duck!

thats all? Dont u ave better items that wil intrest a criminal of such standard? Just a duck.

Billyonaire: Shit happens in America, if its not teenagers committing suicide, and spraying schools with bullets, its prisoner impregnating warders. Thumps up to God's own country.

wit our low rate of media coverage u cant get informed about all the hapenings in 9ja. Copished?

Must u dad or uncle confesses 2 ave commited the said crime b4 u undestand that it exist?

Igbo people know a lot about that stuff. Ask them.

tonididdy: seriously guys...HOW DOES TORRESS SLEEP AT NIGHT ??

he sleeps better than u do.

fredoooooo: If he can score 4 only this evening , 20 is possible next week .remember india beat nigeria 99-1 before ... nothing is impossible

and u witnesed that game or u just heard..

fredoooooo: If he can score 4 only this evening , 20 is possible next week .remember india beat nigeria 99-1 before ... nothing is impossible

and u witnesed that game or u just heard.

The only 1. Was glued 2 his seat 29ite. Thats how it supose 2 be. Bayen vs Dortmond final.

ojubi: The first player to score a hard-trick against Realmadrid in the champion,s league. Penalty to DordMond.

u mean hat trick.

Buhari!! that ram who cant even memorize his personal mobile number. Only fools wil want 2 vote him into power. B4 2015 Buhari or watever wil be spending the rest of his uncomfortable life on the hospital bed.

[quote author=distribute inc.]will you live forever...think before you post.
what this man has achieved no member of your lineage or generation can ever achieve 10percent of it-till the end of time.[/quote]another ram. U must be a criminal as well

webdezzi: anyone can cook, just as anyone can do the dishes or clean the bathroom
but i dont want to be doing the dishes while you change channels.

no way!

when u start searching 4 ur partner 4 many years without luck. U wil certainly force ur self on one who changes channels 24/7