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If she can give you blow j0b. What kind of work is greater than this.

HIV distributor

Local firewood This op has taken something strange

She is munching cassava somewhere

Finally. TOYOTA means. The one you ought to avoid.

pickatyou:
The way some people rush this doctors and nurses self like they are super machines.
I see the way some persons behave when I am at the hospital. They forget that those doctor and nurses are not the cause of their problem or wards problem

Tell us their number one priority in the hospital then?

OfficialSam:
We are here!

We breathe Toyota!!

We love Toyota!!!

If e dey pain you, go jump inside lagoon

TOYOTA. The one you ought to avoid.

Mutemenot:
I'm a man like you bro. Women aren't good enough in some technical work at home such as checking the gas pipe and the connecting links . So let us visit the kitchen n see how safe our cooking gas is

Show her. Teach her some simple technical stuffs. What if work takes you away from home for some weeks, what will happen then?

Mutemenot:
Men should always examine their wife's cooking gas every month .Most of the fire incident are caused by human negligence .

It has to be men. How about the woman.

NwaAmaikpe:





Maimunat was married to Abdulwahab.
He beat her at every opportunity he got till she decided she had had enough and ran back to her parent's house.

Two months later, Abdulwahab was in her parents' home with the neighborhood's Imam; his family and some neighbors to plead for forgiveness and ask her back.

He said the separation had made him realize his life was worthless without Maimunat in it.
He even cried and offered to be beaten up as atonement for all his wrongs.

Her family were moved by his repentance and sincerity so they convinced Maimunat who was already in an affair with me to go back to him.
She did; just to save face for her family.

Two weeks later.
We heard Maimunat was dead from a broken neck.
All thanks to Abdulwahab who claimed he was trying to massage her neck after she complained of an ache in it.

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I hope this story means something to any Nigerian hoping to stay back in South Africa after reading and witnessing this charade of an apology.

People don't change.
They are whom they've let us know they are.

This account has been hacked.

Just be patient so you can get that HIV from her.

Tomide007:
I'm just curios, no hating ...what does toke makinwa do?

She is a harlot with zero reputation

bluebay:
ibile Dey

Low budget zlatan

nauttyn:
i never even full the 23 maself

And you are already engaging in premarital sex. As from today erection will be far from you.

Kalashnikov102:
No experience in that act..jus the goodness of our Saviour see us through all day!

He should have jumped out and start shouting goodness of our saviour see us through.

I had a friend like this. Extremely dirty.I just came back home one day and told him I have gotten a new accommodation.

East coast and west side. Gather here and disgrace yourselves

dem still de give this one food for house

See her fairly used boobs

I came to see the shape. But got disappointed. Op even if it is censored post it. We will manage.

This same boy once told shan George that his dad goes for fresh girls. He is confused in life. You want to ride on Regina's pedestal to attain fame

Op that's your football age. Tell us your real age before we can advise you

See ass like a massive deposit of alluvium

dober:
We have been together for about 4 months. But each time we make love, she tears up. I have tried asking her, but she claims she doesn't know.
Dear nairalanders, what do you think may be the matter. I am beginning to think otherwise..

Lubricate your connecting rod properly before inserting it inside her barrel.

internationalman:
your penis is not the right cog for her engine.

A lady's engine block is different from an automobile engine block. Any piston can fit in exactly

Go and collect free HIV

The feeling that this thing won't last . Who slap me.

omenka:
Their names will never be mentioned since they are big crooks. Were this to be some petty thief who stole a chicken to feed himself, you would have seen the police parade him in boxers worn inside out alongside armed robbers with guns and charms in front of them.

They would have told you the person's name right down to the name of his grand parents and, if possible, ancestors.

This is one part of the press, law enforcement, and government that pisses me off so badly.

For real? This can't be you

Most of these women who can't even assists their kids academically. All they know is to cross legs and watch useless programmes on TV.

Opexzy:
Jdj

meaning?

Nice script interpretation.