₦airaland Forum

novaman:
God bless you Mr. President, I just wish the boarder could shut for about 2 years or more so that we can look inward

But the northern boarder is still open.

Davash222:
Charge to court for what again
Waste of magistrate’s time. Waste him and feed his corpse to the vultures.

Only cave men do that.

XhosaNostra:
No urgency, genuine threat or sympathy then, one would deduce from that write up. Because why would anyone put their own brethren in such a compromising position if there was a real massacre taking place? One wonders.

you have resurrected.

That's how ND keep suffering. Some Idiots are up there tapping from the suffering of the poor masses.

Keyboard Warriors what do you people want to do with his balls.

oloriLFC:
How can you call what people relish "dirty"? The looks might not be fascinating but we from the the South West enjoy it. Tenkiu

That food is extremely dirty especially that black one.

Just throw the body into the lagoon. At least he will still be useful for fish.

I came here to see Ibra.

We better join hands and strap Buhari to such a chair.

It is possible. Nobody should ask me how?

Very dirty food.

Jaysolu:
Oozing is one thing,body odour is another
people who bleach like that always have some kinda smell thats not to pleasant
but it shouldn't be regarded as body odour

Twist it to suit your motives

I thought I saw Nigeria in 3rd position

If not Ibadan. Where else

About to distribute free HIV

Bad combination. The kids go suffer am.

[s][quote author= post=82360746]Welcome home guys.
Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.
We have no other country to call our own.

God bless Nigeria.

And we are using this opportunity to say a very BIG THANK YOU to Air Peace for the free flight to all passengers.[/quote][/s]

MadCow1:
Easy...

Step 1.. Be a suck up and kiss his mothers ass deeply.

Step 2. Go to the parents room, pack all their dorty clothes, wash, starch, iron and fold them and stack them by colour and design.

Step 3. No make-up.. You don't want to show your olosho side too early..

Step 4.. No Phonetics (translation in pidgin, no speak fuuné)

Step 5.. If they serve you any food, don't finish all the food. Remain some. You don't want to appear like you are from a hungry background. After tou finish eating, clear and wash your plate and clean the kitchen. Thats a sign of good home training.

Step 6.. Any name his mother calls your Man is what you must call him in her presence. Don't go and call a Man wey she don suffer train, breastfeed for 3 years "Baby".. Thays insulting to his mom.

Step 7. Natural hair.. No Attachment. You want to appear like a church girl. If you must, tie head tie.

Step 8. Wear native.. So you can appear like a traditional girl.



Do this and you will win their heart. If tou do all these and it still doesn't work, just stand up, look both parents in the face and say Your Pikin don already give me 4 months Belle and he must marry me and walk out.

Dont thank me, thank God.

who will eat the left over food. Never waste food. Finish it

pharrell8:
What about the guys, when meeting the ladies parents

create a thread for that

NobleAngell:
Let him face the full wrath of the law. He has been guilty of this offence since time immemorial. Although I still listen to his music on a daily, can't deny that he is super-talented.

Are you one of the victims?

EVILFOREST:
CORRECT KING.
May U LIVE LONGER..
I am not Surprised at your Age, because.....
When U marry 1, Ur Lifespan is equated to ur Wife.
When U marry 2, U set ur house ablaze.
But, When U marry More than 2, U live Longer
..ask me why

Competition increases productivity

Corrupt Nigerian policemen

Homicide is when someone is killed in his home. Murder is when a supposed mum kill someone. Manslaughter is when a man kill someone. Very simple and straightforward explanation. Op stop making simple stuffs sounds like quantum physics

Send them back by day bus then.

To the mod that pushed this to FP.

Ttipsy:
u fine?? u fine??

,c ur dock mouth

See your face like a complex polygon

This Funke take style uglee sha

Useless show

You can do it on the mat. Since bed is not working for you

Cut it off before you rape someone

We have a lot of them scattered all over. South Africa here I come.