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[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=308906.msg4340453#msg4340453 date=1250091183]Na every tym u dey fart hmmmm Oloorun(dirty gurl)[/quote] LWKM

how u take know? abi na u dey wash all her pata pataki?

     see wahala!           

khanye! i being think say na only rap u sabi. i no know say u can sabi paint.

hey! make una stop all dis kind play o. na only one person brain i know say dem be dey play with recently. abi na doctor lysaa divide am into 6parts?

gbe! gbe!! ti gbe!!!

bumzy4u:
Thanks the interview was ok, but was done in pure HAUSA,

thx to God for everything.
Hope to hear from them soon.

congrats in advance! 'good to know all went well. 'just curious. why pure hausa? ^{you're obviously extra-fluent in written & spoken hausa.}

 nna, what is dis world turning to?      all these children of nowadays! ehn!

i b k
i b k
i b k

how many times i call u?

oya, come hia! wetin i go tell papa say dem been dey tish us for school?  

clemcykul:
simple act to get a girl
walk up to a girl u admire,
smile at her and touch her breast (dnt worry about a slap) it might do wonders
ask her if she likes u
tell her that if she doesnt date u, no man will ever toast her
if she is being nasty, slap her and walk away**********

mehn! see death wish!

granted, but you'd have to leave planet

'wish amigoz would show up.

LWKM.

Ben20001:
inch. . . one takes several minuites to understand ya posts.

ma guy no ves. na becos i no finish school o.

@ topic,

American Hawks Gala In Lagos



An American, Mr. Sean Alsilski, was seen hawking gala sausage rolls yesterday, at the Ojota area of Lagos state.
He easily drew a large crowd as Lagosians laughed and wondered what could have made him to hawk gala in Lagos, and on a sunny day too.
But Alsilski, unperturbed by the people watching and giggling at him, continued to sell his stuff to motorists and passersby who were eager to buy from him, some just for the fun of it.

He rebuffed people trying to ask him why he was out in the streets selling gala, saying he was too busy to talk to anyone. After much prompting by this reporter, he opened up on why he was out selling gala on Lagos streets. Alsilski said he came to Lagos to carry out a six-month research project on hawking and street trading in Lagos, and the best way to get the answers that he wants was to get involved in the real business rather than be an observer.

He said he had already spent five months in Lagos, hawking gala at different parts of the state. “I am here to do a research on hawking and street trading. I was billed to be in Nigeria for six months as part of the Fullbright exchange programme. “I have been here for five months now, hawking. I have one month to go. I am going to give a presentation to the United States Embassy about my research,” said Alsilski. Born in the city of New York, the United States, Alsilski lamented that from what he has observed, government was harsh on hawkers and street traders.

“Hawkers here are under stress right now from the government and I am studying what the government is doing right now. We can make some recommendations. “Government is harsh on them. Some of them have had their goods taken away. I am not sure that is the best way to go about it. “In some cities, hawkers and traders are given licenses and allowed to go to certain areas to hawk. But hawkers should not be allowed to hawk in places like Oshodi,” he stated. Alsilski’s hawking business has taken him to Yaba, Ojuelegba, Mushin, Ojota, Mile 2, Apapa, Lagos Island and Agege.




source pm news
and
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284857.0.html

lysaa:
femi pls take my pic off there. what kinda play is that?

'guess luv has a listening ear. or could it be respect that has a listening ear?

LWKM.

blissieng:
mefinks that's the best time of anyone's life. No care in the world!

Its priceless, really second to none!

i second that. bah wahala!

doctor lysaa, INFS.

rommie, no be me & u dey sit on the fence those days dey sing: "ten green bottles standing on the wall . . ." & "humpty dumpty sat on the wall . . ." ?

Jeovy:
d guy confuse me too

lysaa:
na im be say u don get F9 na. . they'll get back to u.

u too correct.  
sorry, jeovy! neva ever check back!  

@ lysaa,
o2s

@ bennie,
NDH

MIDG?

guy, ICS.

jeovy, what do u know about 'naval sailing club' & eddie murphy? 

hey rommie! remember i told that your name 'gets' attention.

check out the following lines 'copied' from yahoo messenger's audibles

1. hello . . . Cupid called. He says to tell you i need my heart back.

2. so, do you like fat guys with no money?

3. Arrr! your booty shivers me timbers


no be me talk o.

mukina2:
this song na nursery school hit

mukinaaaaaaatuuuuuuu

mukina2:
i got a three year old, so she brings the memories

" .  .  . said u were a 'nursery school teacher' "      

thanx rommie for the blind mice ^{(now i feel like i dropped-out of nursery school)}  

as previously asked,
"why were they called nursery rhymes?"

@ topic,

holidays are coming
holidays are coming
no more morning bells
no more teacher's cane
good bye teacher
good bye scholars
i am going for a jolly holiday

why were they called "nursery rhymes"?

who remembers "three blind mice .  .  . see how they run .  .  ."

mukinatu, e bi like say u be nursery school teacher o.  

twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are

one two buckle my shoe
three four knock @ the door
five six pick up sticks
seven eight lay them straight
nine ten a big fat hen