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shu! see fight! dont i luv human beings? they always create activities when there's none: neva a dull moment!

guraff tunoon 2 u too.

^{(lai lai me ke?)}

i have a little pain sir
in my little chest sir
any time i cough sir
it causes a little pain sir
ke e ke e ke e
there it is again sir

@ topic,
depends on the time & place.

shu, wetin cause am?

ibkaye:
I: Loves to laugh (Too right!)
B: Loves people (Not particularly)
K: Easy to fall in love with (Not particularly)
A: always on someone's mind (Oh really?)
Y: Fantastic Hugger (Certainly not, was actually branded the worst hugger once)
E: Respectful (Everyone deserves respect)

y all the 'not particularly'?

Amigoz:
A - always on someone's mind
M - Makes dating fun
I - Loves to laugh
G - Never let people tell you what to do
O - fun person
Z- Never lets you down

where u been naw?

shouting: E F C C where una dey?

@ topic,

              see pple dat should be flogged openly for playing with the lives of the next generation.

bobbbs! see matta o. i sure say dis couple no even sabi spell 'i n t e r n e t' whereas dem don go plc with their wedding pix.

thinking: i suppose locate dem inform dem say i fit do 'agent' for dem. (see monie! and dem talk say job/monie no dey for naija)

wetin all dis people dey do for here? we say make una come learn taekwondo for 'minimum wage' and una dey there in front of the school dey talk tori. if i . . .

okaaaaay, una dey find discount abi? ok i go give the first 25 to register 10% discount.

why una like to dey use big big grammar for hia? make una pity for pple wey no too sabi na!

romade:
u shd use & not confused ones

u don confuse me o.
anyway, has anyone called? dont forget to give them the account details. and if they ask about the curriculum, just tell them to visit the website. cash payments also accepted: u remember my shop no. abi?

romade:
so y is my name there?

 shu! u no know say ur name na 'brand name'?    Anything with 'romade' on it sells like 'pennywise'.  

Ben20001:
u mean say after four years, dem no still well. .

wetin happen? na tsetse fly bite dem?

logging out, shutting down & heading home while seriously thinking. ^{(chai, i get many targets o)}

 bobssss! see mata o! shu.   everybody like monie sha.

singing: monie slow to enter .  .  . monie quick to go .  .  .

abeg, make dem find anoda work for the woman as night-shift staff for the hotel.    

wetin?

intercontinental

wetin dey cause quarrel for dis house?

BRT tickets @ Airport 1

An Italian thief thanked police officers for arresting him and putting an end to a beating from Korean tourists whom he had robbed in Rome, police said on Monday.

"I must thank you, they were massacring me," the 48-year-old criminal told police after he was arrested near the Theatre of Marcellus, one of the monuments in Rome's historic centre.

The thief, from the northern region of Liguria, stole a handbag from a Korean family when they were not paying attention. He threatened the family with a knife when he was spotted and then tried to flee.

Two men from the family, in their twenties, chased him for several hundred metres before they got him down with taekwondo moves. They disarmed the thief and continued to beat him.

A patrolling police officer intervened, separated the three and arrested the thief immediately.

"Normally tourists will just call us and report the incidents," the officer said. "In this case, the two got really excited and could have seriously injured the thief."

The young Koreans left after they got the handbag back. The thief was transferred to a prison in Rome and will face robbery charges.

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/italytourismcrimeoffbeat

See what u can achieve if u enroll today?
Registration fees: =N=950
Acct no.: N-i-c-h
Bank: bank of NL.

dappssee:
Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener

correct! 

but love can nullify the deficit accounts opened by marriage. 

 

@ OP, u still aint said a thing about shesi's question though ur username doesnt look like a female's craft.

@ topic,
nna, i would go with the functional one.
reasons:
1. "all that glitters is not gold .  .  ."
2. physical beauty fades (that's why there are now wonder-bras, facial lifts, tit-jobs, ass-lifts,  and all other forms of  surgery: plastic or leather  )
3. what do you want from your WIFE when you're fifty?
4. B+ may not be 'the desired excellent' grade in bed, but who says she cant be thot new tricks  (singing: we take it higher till we sitting on top .  .  .)   
5. 'Bedmatics' is a science that can be learned particularly since she's got great managerial skills. 

@ OP,
u worry o!    lol!

thanx teissys for bringing this back!