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NaijaRoyalty:My chest,loooool ![]() |
Toju200:Especially when we're desperate,desperation na why em cut off supplies from entering biafra during the civil war, desperation na why we almost go war with Cameroon,desperation walai na bastard... Off topic : during my time in AFSB(armed forces selection board),rabadu cantonment kaduna. We dey crawl close to 2miles just to evade punishment from the sergeants in our hostel. Instead of us to stand upright ehh,waka with our two legs we go crawl from one suya joint, dey follow bush way full front of our hostel. E get one barbwire wey dey loosed na so we go crawl enter one after the other, as you crawl pass (if una be 5 or more) the first person wey crawl burst out go dey on the look out while the rest crawled in. Na from their I know say desperation na bastard. |
maynation:My chest loool ![]() |
Timileyin1234:And certainly won't end with me ![]() |
[quote author=nemesis8u post=84026249][/quote]Looool ![]() |
Chapter 8. Seems I'm unusually early to phy101 class The scantiness of the class no be here, just a hand pick of people in the lab. I check time na 8:30,him class dey start 8am till 10 am. And him no dey ever dey late. My phone vibrate,i bring m out of my front pocket.it was a whatapp message from Abel. "boy people no dey my hall",the messages stand out. "even me sef,here empty", I texted back. Two boys walked in that moment so entangle in their conversation. Boy1:OMo boy you hear shots last night?. Boy2: I was so scared I swear. Boy1: no be only u Ooo. Me an under my bunk I here Oo,i even sleep off for Dia sef. As soon as I heard that I smiled, at least no be only me sleep under bunk. boy1:waytin em say happen Self?. Boy 2: I think it was a robbery, my roommates who were at the bank when it happened was telling us. Boy1:rob bank for night? "Even me no understand. Who robs bank at night?." Boy2: I don't know, that's what they told me. I stood up and left the lab. Hunger dey catch me sef,make I dey go bac hostel. As soon as I left science faculty,close to humanities and sociology faculty,i received a call from an unknown number. I stare at my infinix hot5 screen contemplating whether to pick or not. "hello",a familiar voice said from the other end. Me:emma Hwfa Emma:i dey,where are you na, me and Abel dey management faculty dey hunt bannies. Me:i dey lap Dia 2secs... Na so I hang up retract my steps to faculty of management. As I enter the ever busy ent2 hall na only handful of people dey dia. The whole faculty dey almost empty. I brought out my phone and dialed Abel's number. Him say may I come cms3. To come dey climb up as I weak like this. I be dey stand front of ent2 hall when 3 girls walked in. A-ha A-ha,you wouldn't believe it. It was Lizzy and her friends. I waved at them, trying to drag their attention, Bella and Ellen just walked out after looking me from head to toe. If na cuz of yesterday no be my fault. But thank God oo na so this for take embarrass me?. "Uncle" a voice said behind me. I turned around and saw Lizzy standing front of me. This girl just too goes well. Her sweat pants wey she wear no too grab her body like that but e Goes well. Her shirt was sleek. She definitely a fashionista. "Uncle" she said again. Me:ehh aunty? "How was your night "? Me:it was good. Look behind you she said while stroking my shirt sleeves. Those two girls dey front of ent2. I just weak.... So??!,you got babysitters now? She let out with a laugh. I waved at em, a while after they waved back. I signal em to come, after all it's bout time I know em. Girl one:hwfa frank. Not evening surprise how the gotta know my name, I Don dey already used to am. Me:I dey, how e be?. She nodded her head back in reply. Girl1:Aro !!!. (she said clawing Lizzy). Girl 2:Aro!!! (she clawed Lizzy too). The second girl didn't even acknowledge my present sef,she no even send Me. My phone vibrated from my chest pocket, I brought it out immediately when a came in. Me:abel may Una lap ent1. I said and hang up. They girls are already 5 steps away,waytin happen? Lizzy tell em may them go back Ahbi waytin?. Curiousity wan kill me,(lol.) hwfa Lizzy where em dey go?.. Lizzy :i tell em may em give you space. Me:ahan Ahan like seriously? Your way reach?. Lizzy :You Don forget who I be ahbi... German it is capped all v.queens are Aromates but all aros are not mates. Wait wait wait,this girl just call me German? Me:Who you dey call German? I walked closer to her, perceiving her cologne. Ahboy hwfa,a voice said behind me... |
BabaOwen:Your opinion differs from mine. Let's agree to disagree, cheers!. |
Tinfoil:this one pass defeat Ooo.see annihilation. Sha those rebels get respect for pow. I respect that. |
BabaOwen:yeah, as at the time I stayed there. I don't know bout now. I understand you were only giving examples, NATO attacking Nigeria is an African problem. If Nigeria falls,population burst. Refugees everywhere, even the so called NATO countries won't be left out. |
Sizzorkay:Where u see when I talk say NATO/USA go struggle?. I only said "can the Handle the aftermath of an unsuccessful attack on Nigerian soil"?. Because if they failed to capture strategics places/states/etc before the attack died down and have Nigeria dance to their tune from Washington,permit me to say non of their troops that set foot in Nigeria will go in one piece. Nigeria isn't Afghanistan or libya, brotherly we have allies in almost all over the world. |
BabaOwen:Why would NATO or America attack Nigeria? Can they handle the consequences that follows after an unsuccessful attack on Nigerian soil? The nearest USA military base is at Djibouti (Camp Lemonier) Assuming they're attacking by sea,logistics is a huge problem my dear friend. The Usa doesn't have the vessels (under camp lemonire) to persecute a war with Nigeria by sea. Except hundreds of frigates leave the (HQ Norfolk, Virginia) – Homeland Defense and North Atlantic Ocean. Which I don't think they'd likely do. Before the relation worsen to a state of war Nigeria may have seen need to armed her self to the teeth. Where else should the university be located ? In ogoni land or efik land? Do u intend to an industry build far from the raw materials?. I don't think there's any better place the university would be than where it is right now. We're not talking bout oil wells bruh. This is a military thread we shouldn't politicized it. Aside from the north east where the war is going on,the rest of the sub regions are peace my friend. I stayed in jos for 15years straight,I could tell how peaceful is it compare to some southern states. The Nigerian military didn't struggle against mends,rather some factors were preventing the military crack down on the militant group(s) (senates,chiefs,kings, governors,etc). With due respect. permit me to say you're,You're misinformed. |
dignity33:Shut upppp. Lying is allowed,but exaggeration na crime. Which Cameroon you dey talk of? Libya and Tunisia military more equipped than Nigeria armed forces? Are you high or something?. Algeria egypt:to some extent. |
BabaOwen:Everything(military) can't be distributed equally between the north and south. In some arms the north may have it more then the south,likewise the same for south. The south is naturally protected to some extent by our mangrove\swarmps forest,rivers,seas and oceans.whereas the north is an entire different issue. |
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Pr0cter:Looool |
Man u oooo ![]() |
BabaOwen:That's not correct |
Chapter 7 So las las you don join another one for here ahbi? Abel said to me while we walked to our hostel accompanied by the two girls. Me: you don see am na Emmy :what if R2 dey room? Caleb: that one na win issue ooo,na him and Frank get issues no be me and am. The talk weak me. We got through the gate,it was quite embarrassing though,the girls kept following me from a distance. Where em go sleep? Me wet dey try manage one small bed wey rsu gimme. I sat down front of block F,the girls sat opposite the block. Quite a reasonable distance but this closed. Crowds of people starting running towards our hostel gate with some siren at the back ground. No body tell me to lost. The way I banged my room door eh e remain small make e break. Afone opened the for me. I didn't take time to shove him aside while i made way inside the room. We were just 7 in the room that moment, the series of gun shots was so loud that we were taking cover under our bunk. Before bullet from no where Peirce through our ply wall. Under the bed where I was with Emmy seem safe,at least for now... I just needed to close my eyes a bit. No matter how much I try opening em the kept closing on dia own. I woke up the under the bunk. No body bothered to wake me up. E pain me ehh. I checked time it was 6:15 am. At least I never miss lecture. I be dey brush wen Solomon call me say two girls dey room dey wait for me. I weak,this girls still follow me come here ni. How em take know my hostel na number na. As I enter inside,I sight everybody,including R2. Baba dey wear clothe like say nothing sup. Him cooperate wey him wear fit m sha,but ehh this guy na two face oo. Who go believe say the president of computer science department na rugged cultist?. Aha aha frank hwfa. Na waytin comot from him mouth wen him turn see me. Baba I dey oo,how e dey be. I reply m back immediately, shoving aside the memories of last night when he tried to kill me. I fit borrow your belt?. Him ask with concern. My belt ke. A whole president no get belt?. No yawa na use m,I said to him while I made out of the room... |
anenymasng:I just taya ![]() |
uncastableodd:E go come. No forget to bless me oo |
obidark:Have you heard of the German empire?. Here enlighten your self. https://googleweblight.com/i?u=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Army_(German_Empire)&hl=en-NG Now compare that to present day nigeria |
Toju200:Jf17 since how many years? I be dey write jamb that year when naf say em procure m, now I dey 200 level. Yak130? A trainer jet and a light attack aircraft With a top speed of 1,050 k/h? Really. What's the difference between the yak 130 and the and the A-jets? (994 k/h) So you think have missle frigates and sub are liability? Really?. That's why the navy keeps filling opv up and down. I noticed you didnt say anything bout our defence systems(perhaps we don't have non). I agree no country can matched nigeria military might in west Africa, still doesn't change the fact its the weakest. |
obidark:Germans were united,they believed in a false prophecy which said they were the alpha race. Who said Germans had nothing? Bruh let's leave it like that. |
obidark:Please leave me alone. |
Sizzorkay:First bolded: thank God he said that. Second bolded:thank God he said potential. Even I once had potential of entering the NDA ![]() Bruh no dey compare China military of then to Nigeria military of now, or even use China as example to Nigeria shortcomings, E get why. |
obidark:One thing bout nigerians I hate is their inability to argue logically. Waytin concern u concern if something dey worry me or not?. When I quote you I say anything dey worry you or I call u names?. Bout the other country, bruh I ain't moving muscle. This country needs a total over haul of its leaders. when that happens, it'll be needing a new leader (that's me). Good night from Port Harcourt. ![]() |
Toju200:Bruh a house divided amongst its self can't stand, we all know the status quo in present day nigeria. Bayelsa state I was schooling (I'm from rivers) the kind discrimination non indigene goes through eh(when I was in FUO) you'll ask your self if bayelsa is part of nigeria. How many air defense systems do we have( the obsolete except the shiaka) How many Armour divisions do we have? How many state to art interceptors? " How many dedicated helicopters? Let's talk bout the water ways. Imagine France in it's usual self got bored of play proxy and came for the kills?. At exactly 0001hrs two frigates appears on falcon eye radar, then the branch at Lagos picked 2 others. Your guest as good as mine, naval blockade. How do we defend that? How many of our vessels are blue sea worthy?. See many things dey for this country wey em fit use against am, e dey endless if u start mention. Unity is everything bruh, the day I left bayelsa was the day I completely gave up on nigeria. |
Slawormir:Amen |
obidark:LOL, nigeria world power?.. Loooooooooooool I must say your patriotism is beyond words. Well all world powers should at least have uninterrupted light, good transportation systems, affordable accommodations,jobs and merit-able environment, and ignorant of the law shouldn't be an excuse, likewise all citizens must be equal before the law. You see my friend the odd of Nigeria being a world power is 0.00000000000(after zillion zillion zeros) 00000.0, since em born me for this country I haven't benefited shit from it, rather have given it my undivided attention and a part of me, but guess wah? The shitty country spit on my face. Who said nigeria isn't weak? And proxy war can't work in Nigeria? (civil war, we all know that war was fought on proxy by France. ) bakassi pensula disputes (France again) tchad dispute of maiduguri (1980 something, general buhari pursued tchad troops deeped into their capital. Still france) There are many people willing to sell information to any country willing to provide em what nigeria couldn't. As of now, nigeria is the weakest country in West Africa, any big nation can have a dance till dawn over us. |
rka2:Bless u |
obidark:Depends who the bully is bruh. Everything got it weaknesses, Nigeria has a lot of em |



