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Politics / Re: Senator Ekwunife Poses With Her New Innoson Ikenga, Lists 5 Months Achievements by Nicheey(m): 10:38pm On Nov 25, 2019
NaijaRoyalty:


If that ride is ugly to you, then you're ugly in nature yourself .

My chest,loooool cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 5:44pm On Nov 24, 2019
Toju200:
true... Never underestimate Nigeria.

Especially when we're desperate,desperation na why em cut off supplies from entering biafra during the civil war, desperation na why we almost go war with Cameroon,desperation walai na bastard...

Off topic : during my time in AFSB(armed forces selection board),rabadu cantonment kaduna.
We dey crawl close to 2miles just to evade punishment from the sergeants in our hostel. Instead of us to stand upright ehh,waka with our two legs we go crawl from one suya joint, dey follow bush way full front of our hostel. E get one barbwire wey dey loosed na so we go crawl enter one after the other, as you crawl pass (if una be 5 or more) the first person wey crawl burst out go dey on the look out while the rest crawled in. Na from their I know say desperation na bastard.

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Education / Re: Egodi Uchendu: UNN ‘Witchcraft’ Conference Will Hold, Christians Can’t Stop It by Nicheey(m): 5:23pm On Nov 24, 2019
maynation:

I'm not attending as a witch, I am attending to learn to avoid witches and wizards like you. undecided

My chest loool cheesy
Politics / Re: President Buhari Honours Bashir Abubakar And Josephine Ugwu (Photos) by Nicheey(m): 10:58pm On Nov 19, 2019
Timileyin1234:
I would have collected it, and the 12million dollar. Maybe there is security camera there, cos I know if I don’t carry all I go comot 1million dollas . Corruption didn’t start from me

And certainly won't end with me grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 3:58pm On Nov 15, 2019
nemesis8u:



Looool cheesy

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NYSC / Re: Corper Susan Joseph Poses With Her Students, Says 'I Don't Want To Leave Rivers' by Nicheey(m): 12:04pm On Nov 14, 2019
Treasure17:

Daddy morenike be careful. What are you harvesting? Is she a cassava?

Looooo cheesy wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 11:14pm On Nov 06, 2019
Chapter 8.

Seems I'm unusually early to phy101 class
The scantiness of the class no be here, just a hand pick of people in the lab.

I check time na 8:30,him class dey start 8am till 10 am. And him no dey ever dey late.

My phone vibrate,i bring m out of my front pocket.it was a whatapp message from Abel.

"boy people no dey my hall",the messages stand out.

"even me sef,here empty", I texted back.

Two boys walked in that moment so entangle in their conversation.

Boy1:OMo boy you hear shots last night?.
Boy2: I was so scared I swear.
Boy1: no be only u Ooo. Me an under my bunk I here Oo,i even sleep off for Dia sef.

As soon as I heard that I smiled, at least no be only me sleep under bunk.

boy1:waytin em say happen Self?.
Boy 2: I think it was a robbery, my roommates who were at the bank when it happened was telling us.
Boy1:rob bank for night?

"Even me no understand. Who robs bank at night?."

Boy2: I don't know, that's what they told me.

I stood up and left the lab. Hunger dey catch me sef,make I dey go bac hostel.

As soon as I left science faculty,close to humanities and sociology faculty,i received a call from an unknown number.

I stare at my infinix hot5 screen contemplating whether to pick or not.

"hello",a familiar voice said from the other end.
Me:emma Hwfa

Emma:i dey,where are you na, me and Abel dey management faculty dey hunt bannies.

Me:i dey lap Dia 2secs...

Na so I hang up retract my steps to faculty of management.

As I enter the ever busy ent2 hall na only handful of people dey dia. The whole faculty dey almost empty.

I brought out my phone and dialed Abel's number. Him say may I come cms3.

To come dey climb up as I weak like this.
I be dey stand front of ent2 hall when 3 girls walked in. A-ha A-ha,you wouldn't believe it. It was Lizzy and her friends.

I waved at them, trying to drag their attention, Bella and Ellen just walked out after looking me from head to toe. If na cuz of yesterday no be my fault. But thank God oo na so this for take embarrass me?.

"Uncle" a voice said behind me.

I turned around and saw Lizzy standing front of me. This girl just too goes well.
Her sweat pants wey she wear no too grab her body like that but e Goes well.
Her shirt was sleek. She definitely a fashionista.

"Uncle" she said again.

Me:ehh aunty?

"How was your night "?

Me:it was good.

Look behind you she said while stroking my shirt sleeves.

Those two girls dey front of ent2. I just weak....

So??!,you got babysitters now? She let out with a laugh.

I waved at em, a while after they waved back. I signal em to come, after all it's bout time I know em.

Girl one:hwfa frank.

Not evening surprise how the gotta know my name, I Don dey already used to am.

Me:I dey, how e be?.

She nodded her head back in reply.

Girl1:Aro !!!. (she said clawing Lizzy).

Girl 2:Aro!!! (she clawed Lizzy too).

The second girl didn't even acknowledge my present sef,she no even send Me.

My phone vibrated from my chest pocket, I brought it out immediately when a came in.

Me:abel may Una lap ent1.

I said and hang up.

They girls are already 5 steps away,waytin happen? Lizzy tell em may them go back Ahbi waytin?.

Curiousity wan kill me,(lol.) hwfa Lizzy where em dey go?..

Lizzy :i tell em may em give you space.

Me:ahan Ahan like seriously? Your way reach?.

Lizzy :You Don forget who I be ahbi... German it is capped all v.queens are Aromates but all aros are not mates.

Wait wait wait,this girl just call me German?

Me:Who you dey call German?

I walked closer to her, perceiving her cologne.

Ahboy hwfa,a voice said behind me...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 12:35pm On Nov 05, 2019
BabaOwen:
There are areas in Jos and plateau state as a whole where Muslims and Hausa or fulanis can't go to.
I fear those middle belt people, dem get blood for eyes o. When plateau state still dey boil, after those people kill a Fulani or Hausa, dey just roast the person and eat.
I've been to almost all the states in the middle belt, only kwara is peaceful. There is nothing peaceful about Kogi, Benue, Nassarawa, taraba and Niger state. I have never been to Gombe, but I have family members there, Hausa Christians in that state are facing persecution and you will hardly hear about it in the news. There is nothing peaceful about the North.

Your opinion differs from mine. Let's agree to disagree, cheers!.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 10:30pm On Nov 04, 2019
Tinfoil:
Sudan soldiers getting defeated in Yemen 11/2/2019


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2J-YEEdP7o

this one pass defeat Ooo.see annihilation. Sha those rebels get respect for pow. I respect that.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 8:28pm On Nov 04, 2019
BabaOwen:
jos peaceful? I was just giving an example with NATO and the USA

yeah, as at the time I stayed there. I don't know bout now.

I understand you were only giving examples, NATO attacking Nigeria is an African problem.
If Nigeria falls,population burst. Refugees everywhere, even the so called NATO countries won't be left out.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 9:26am On Nov 04, 2019
Sizzorkay:
US or Nato will struggle against Nigeria? haha, i don ear am finish, if you truly know the extent of US military power, it will make you feel it's the end of the world, let's not even go there, US will occupy every single neighboring country near us, with or without their consent, and will destroy us by land and sea, shoot, all they need to do is grease some palm, and those neighboring countries becomes US allies, if the US should use excessive force for example, the taliban would be history by now, problem is they are simply avoiding collateral damage, if not, all of Afghanistan would be durst by now

Where u see when I talk say NATO/USA go struggle?.

I only said "can the Handle the aftermath of an unsuccessful attack on Nigerian soil"?.

Because if they failed to capture strategics places/states/etc before the attack died down and have Nigeria dance to their tune from Washington,permit me to say non of their troops that set foot in Nigeria will go in one piece.

Nigeria isn't Afghanistan or libya, brotherly we have allies in almost all over the world.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 11:11pm On Nov 03, 2019
BabaOwen:
Lol... What stop this mangrove/swamps,forest,rivers,seas and oceans from protecting the biafrans when the 3rd marine commando invaded attacked the biafran military through the Niger delta? The Nigerian military is struggling against boko haram, ISWAP, Fulani herdsmen, armed bandits, armed militias in the north, just the way they struggled against MEND in the Niger delta, till yardua granted amnesty to the militants.
A powerful military like NATO or the USA will attack Nigeria from the north and south and our military will collapse within a week.
Even with all the military facilities in the north, it still not peaceful.

The way you people do find an excuse to give eh grin. I hope you will also agree with a man from Rivers or Akwa ibom when he tells you that he wants to start controlling the oil wells in his states cause they are located on their land.

Nigerian army university is also located in war ravage borno state, can't the military institutions be located in the south then

One day, a ruthless Southerner will become the president and insist on fairness or make everybody go their way.

Why would NATO or America attack Nigeria?

Can they handle the consequences that follows after an unsuccessful attack on Nigerian soil?

The nearest USA military base is at Djibouti
(Camp Lemonier)

Assuming they're attacking by sea,logistics is a huge problem my dear friend.

The Usa doesn't have the vessels (under camp lemonire) to persecute a war with Nigeria by sea. Except hundreds of frigates leave the (HQ Norfolk, Virginia) – Homeland Defense and North Atlantic Ocean. Which I don't think they'd likely do.

Before the relation worsen to a state of war Nigeria may have seen need to armed her self to the teeth.

Where else should the university be located ? In ogoni land or efik land?
Do u intend to an industry build far from the raw materials?. I don't think there's any better place the university would be than where it is right now.

We're not talking bout oil wells bruh. This is a military thread we shouldn't politicized it.

Aside from the north east where the war is going on,the rest of the sub regions are peace my friend. I stayed in jos for 15years straight,I could tell how peaceful is it compare to some southern states.

The Nigerian military didn't struggle against mends,rather some factors were preventing the military crack down on the militant group(s) (senates,chiefs,kings, governors,etc).

With due respect. permit me to say you're,You're misinformed.
Politics / Re: Actualy,nigeria Has The Strongest Army In Africa.... by Nicheey(m): 6:55pm On Nov 03, 2019
dignity33:
I'm sure this person don't know the meaning of strong army, ordinary Cameroon army are more equipped than your so called Nigeria army not to talk of South Africa, Morocco, Egypt, Algeria, Libya and Tunisia.

Shut upppp.
Lying is allowed,but exaggeration na crime.
Which Cameroon you dey talk of? Libya and Tunisia military more equipped than Nigeria armed forces? Are you high or something?.
Algeria egypt:to some extent.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 3:48pm On Nov 03, 2019
BabaOwen:
What's not correct?

Everything(military) can't be distributed equally between the north and south.

In some arms the north may have it more then the south,likewise the same for south.

The south is naturally protected to some extent by our mangrove\swarmps forest,rivers,seas and oceans.whereas the north is an entire different issue.

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 7:46pm On Nov 02, 2019
grin
Hardes:
LMAO
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Welcome back op

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Romance / Re: Ladies... Are You Worthy Of A Man That Could Take A Bullet For You? by Nicheey(m): 7:16pm On Nov 02, 2019
Pr0cter:
Why should I take a bullet for a girl?





Why should she even involve herself in anything that involves spraying bullets??

Looool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1- 0) On 2nd November 2019 by Nicheey(m): 2:20pm On Nov 02, 2019
Man u oooo grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 2:07pm On Nov 02, 2019
BabaOwen:
can you explain things from historical context then?

Everything must be distributed between North and south equally.

That's not correct
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 2:06pm On Nov 02, 2019
Chapter 7

So las las you don join another one for here ahbi?

Abel said to me while we walked to our hostel accompanied by the two girls.

Me: you don see am na
Emmy :what if R2 dey room?
Caleb: that one na win issue ooo,na him and Frank get issues no be me and am.

The talk weak me.

We got through the gate,it was quite embarrassing though,the girls kept following me from a distance.

Where em go sleep? Me wet dey try manage one small bed wey rsu gimme.

I sat down front of block F,the girls sat opposite the block. Quite a reasonable distance but this closed.

Crowds of people starting running towards our hostel gate with some siren at the back ground. No body tell me to lost. The way I banged my room door eh e remain small make e break.

Afone opened the for me. I didn't take time to shove him aside while i made way inside the room.

We were just 7 in the room that moment, the series of gun shots was so loud that we were taking cover under our bunk. Before bullet from no where Peirce through our ply wall.

Under the bed where I was with Emmy seem safe,at least for now...

I just needed to close my eyes a bit. No matter how much I try opening em the kept closing on dia own.

I woke up the under the bunk. No body bothered to wake me up. E pain me ehh.

I checked time it was 6:15 am. At least I never miss lecture.

I be dey brush wen Solomon call me say two girls dey room dey wait for me.

I weak,this girls still follow me come here ni. How em take know my hostel na number na.

As I enter inside,I sight everybody,including R2. Baba dey wear clothe like say nothing sup.

Him cooperate wey him wear fit m sha,but ehh this guy na two face oo. Who go believe say the president of computer science department na rugged cultist?.

Aha aha frank hwfa. Na waytin comot from him mouth wen him turn see me.

Baba I dey oo,how e dey be. I reply m back immediately, shoving aside the memories of last night when he tried to kill me.

I fit borrow your belt?. Him ask with concern. My belt ke. A whole president no get belt?. No yawa na use m,I said to him while I made out of the room...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1- 0) On 2nd November 2019 by Nicheey(m): 1:44pm On Nov 02, 2019
anenymasng:


Just look at what you typed and judge yourself. Do you have sens?

I just taya grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary: FIFA U17 World Cup (4 - 2) Full Time by Nicheey(m): 9:34pm On Oct 26, 2019
uncastableodd:
If Nigeria can score second goal before 45 mins,I will be winning #105k

E go come. No forget to bless me oo
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 2:09pm On Oct 21, 2019
obidark:


what did they had....they had practicaly nothing left after the previous war....

i double dare you prove me wrong....

Have you heard of the German empire?.
Here enlighten your self.

https://googleweblight.com/i?u=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Army_(German_Empire)&hl=en-NG

Now compare that to present day nigeria
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 2:02pm On Oct 21, 2019
Toju200:
in terms of Helo we have the most sophisticated among the MI series,We are receiving the jf17 thunder jets And may also Get the Block 3 once its ready for Export, Nigeria will possibly get the MiG fighter and YAK 130.If you follow the 10year strategic plan of NAF you'll know our military is Getting somewhere.NAF has Achieved more than 20% of that plan.If we are to buy missile frigates or Subs is Going to be more of a liability than an asset.The Navy is focusing to have what it takes to counter Maritime challenge By next year we are receiving new naval Helo,Drone landing ship tanks And an indigenous Naval vessel with missile Capable..So tell me which West Africa nation is up to our Standard

Jf17 since how many years? I be dey write jamb that year when naf say em procure m, now I dey 200 level.

Yak130? A trainer jet and a light attack aircraft With a top speed of 1,050 k/h? Really. What's the difference between the yak 130 and the and the A-jets? (994 k/h)

So you think have missle frigates and sub are liability? Really?. That's why the navy keeps filling opv up and down.

I noticed you didnt say anything bout our defence systems(perhaps we don't have non).

I agree no country can matched nigeria military might in west Africa, still doesn't change the fact its the weakest.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 11:19am On Oct 21, 2019
obidark:


look,germany had nothing....they were forbiden to build anything....

then something happened and in a few years,they had plenty hardware....

the production lines are already their in nigeria....

even the military themselves set up a production line....
it only needs a few years and nigeria would become dangerous as hell...

Germans were united,they believed in a false prophecy which said they were the alpha race.

Who said Germans had nothing?
Bruh let's leave it like that.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 11:06am On Oct 21, 2019
obidark:


buhuhuhuhu....you hate yourself and you wanto die....buhu....

go kill your self already than trying to drag everybody around you down with you too....

Please leave me alone.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 10:02am On Oct 21, 2019
Sizzorkay:
Sorry but that's utter rubbish. and the guy [/b]never said Nigeria will be[b], he said Nigeria has the [/b]"Potential"[b], you missed that part? Not long ago China have little military power, can you say the same today? Some nations stand still, some forge a plan, stick to it and get to where they need to be, what's stopping Nigeria from becoming a world power? Those other countries called "World powers" fell from the sky? Or are they not people, sad to look down on yourselves like this, it''s not something that isn't achievable, might not be in our life times grin grin, but it's doable

First bolded: thank God he said that.

Second bolded:thank God he said potential. Even I once had potential of entering the NDA grin

Bruh no dey compare China military of then to Nigeria military of now, or even use China as example to Nigeria shortcomings, E get why.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 9:55am On Oct 21, 2019
obidark:


something wrong with you....

look at all this gibberish you just spewed....

disgusting....
why dont you just pack your things and become a citizen of another nation....!!??

just go already....!!

One thing bout nigerians I hate is their inability to argue logically. Waytin concern u concern if something dey worry me or not?.
When I quote you I say anything dey worry you or I call u names?.

Bout the other country, bruh I ain't moving muscle. This country needs a total over haul of its leaders. when that happens, it'll be needing a new leader (that's me).

Good night from Port Harcourt. grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 9:50am On Oct 21, 2019
Toju200:
Nigeria is the weakest country in West Africa grin see ur mouth..I need proof to what u just said pls grin

Bruh a house divided amongst its self can't stand, we all know the status quo in present day nigeria. Bayelsa state I was schooling (I'm from rivers) the kind discrimination non indigene goes through eh(when I was in FUO) you'll ask your self if bayelsa is part of nigeria.

How many air defense systems do we have( the obsolete except the shiaka)

How many Armour divisions do we have?
How many state to art interceptors? "
How many dedicated helicopters?

Let's talk bout the water ways.
Imagine France in it's usual self got bored of play proxy and came for the kills?.

At exactly 0001hrs two frigates appears on falcon eye radar, then the branch at Lagos picked 2 others. Your guest as good as mine, naval blockade. How do we defend that? How many of our vessels are blue sea worthy?.

See many things dey for this country wey em fit use against am, e dey endless if u start mention. Unity is everything bruh, the day I left bayelsa was the day I completely gave up on nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: "My Soldiers" E-money And His 3 Sons Step Out In Style, Shares Cute Pictures by Nicheey(m): 10:40pm On Oct 20, 2019
Slawormir:


You are not a real niggarrr
There is nothing like genuine money on planet earth
Nobody makes genuine money on planet earth

May we never stay broke for too long as real niggarrrz


Amen
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 9:30pm On Oct 20, 2019
obidark:
nigeria has actualy the potencial to become a world power....

but do you realy want to become like amelika of today....?? undecided undecided

LOL, nigeria world power?.. Loooooooooooool I must say your patriotism is beyond words.

Well all world powers should at least have uninterrupted light, good transportation systems, affordable accommodations,jobs and merit-able environment, and ignorant of the law shouldn't be an excuse, likewise all citizens must be equal before the law.

You see my friend the odd of Nigeria being a world power is 0.00000000000(after zillion zillion zeros) 00000.0, since em born me for this country I haven't benefited shit from it, rather have given it my undivided attention and a part of me, but guess wah? The shitty country spit on my face.

Who said nigeria isn't weak? And proxy war can't work in Nigeria? (civil war, we all know that war was fought on proxy by France. ) bakassi pensula disputes (France again) tchad dispute of maiduguri (1980 something, general buhari pursued tchad troops deeped into their capital. Still france)

There are many people willing to sell information to any country willing to provide em what nigeria couldn't.

As of now, nigeria is the weakest country in West Africa, any big nation can have a dance till dawn over us.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 9:16pm On Oct 20, 2019
rka2:


Most are not serviceable because when defence equipment is purchased, you should also have a separate maintenance contract for said equipment from the manufacturer or agent and a ready supply of spare parts. That is the proper way to buy equipment. Look at Morocco, for example, they have a maintenance contract for their F16s.
Thankfully, the Tucano deal also includes an initial maintenance contract I believe.

Bless u
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 6:01pm On Oct 20, 2019
obidark:
nigeria army would be very hard to defeat in a real war....
forget this boko skirmishes....

if we start our own wahala at a clear target,then that target is dommed....

to realy defeat nigeria you must go extrem....
and proxy wars dont work on nigeria either....

Depends who the bully is bruh. Everything got it weaknesses, Nigeria has a lot of em

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