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Chapter 3. After that incident everybody start dey gimme distance,how room was inspected,and those illegally staying with us were evicted. Finally we're just 4, as e suppose be. Unlike my previously hostel.this one is like face me i face u,the blocks are facing each other. Early mor mor i rush had my bath,na today mr pepple talk say him go give us our first test.mehn i just weak for the man, the first day i enter that school him collect my phone,smh. Abel don baf finish dey dress up, i checked time,it was 6:56. The place no far from our hostel. Boy! I go go oo emmanuel yelled to abel. Ahboy u no go calm down. Franklin make we dey go,Abel said tapping me. Oya na, i said standing up. Emmanuel was so restless,he kept yelling at Abel to hurry up. I just shake my head. All this 100level sha. We reach physics lab at exactly 7am on dot.the door was shut with few people inside. While outside the kind crowd wey dey dia na like people wey the wait make God read em verdict to hell,(i sure say em no go go heaven). See?see? Since we for don comot,Emmanuel was charging abel. I don't understand,why this people no wan enter na. No be say the door dey locked sef. Excuse me,i forced my self though. Without hesitation i open the door and walked in,a girl followed me from behind. His back was turned to us, he was on his lab coat as usual. Immediately he turned he shouted,hey you!.pointing who ever he was referring to with his finger. The boy stood motionless. Come here,Mr pepple said with anger. everybody kept quiet waiting to see what he'd do next. I was looking out the window when i hear 'kaps' ... I look straight,pepple slapped him again. Who opened the door? He yelled. Everywhere kept quiet,i said who? Still no talking. In that case this all the departments here has failed my course. Immediately there was a roar of protesting voices.. Before i could pick what was happening fingers were pointing at me. A girl's voice who happens to be the loudest among others shouted "he's the first that came in sir"... I was like wtfffff,who's this b*tch? See how ugly she is self,the girl i had entered with said with disgust. "You"! Pepple yelled pointing towards me,i kept quiet as though i wasn't seeing anything. Say him slap me ? Tahh,i go just leave him class. "I said you"... He shouted this time. Mehn the way he looked at me ehh,sha i no send m,person way just dey comot from afsb i go come dey fear mere civilian? When inno fear captains major ?... Abeg may the man die it. Hey!,Pepple shouted at the girl in his front,go and slap him he said. Who sir?, pepple gave her a stern look... This fair boy,this fair boy,people said pointing at me. She walked as though she was being led to the her dead,well i wouldn't blame her though. When she got to where i was,i acted like there was nothing there. "Bros no vex,pepple say may i slap you". I carry my face look her,she dey raise her hand up small small. I just arrange my book stand up comot for the lab. Who knows that boy? What's his mat no?... Those were the words that came out of the lab,probably pepple's. Abel and Emmanuel were stunned by the whole drama, boy make we dey go i yelled at abel. People just dey look me like say i be one ghost. Before any thing will happen i left. I later hear say the thing pain am ehh,say him dey find my mat no,say him go carry me go senate. Rubbish,Nigeria educational system just Taya me. |
Opaline:Looool |
Lastorator:Can you provide me the picture please? |
Sofistcatdmoron:I swear |
Chiemerie8: ![]() |
Chapter 2.... Frank hwfa na,i cousin said as soon as i entered his room. Unlike my room his room mate are just 3,i wish mine was three walai,the room was quite smaller than mine though. "Frank you normal"? My cousin's room mate yell. Waytin sup? I said. (The shout brought me back to reality). Bia frank,you high ni? See as you just spill our macdowell,a well build broad dark boy yelled,confidence no vex,my mind no dey here,i said pitifully. Where ya mind dey? My cousin asked. Mehn e far from here, imagine em douf my wallet wey 22k dey inside? I said angry. For where e happened? One yellow boy shouted. For my room oo,this thing pain me i swear,ontop that person dey charging me,i said shaking my head. Me:Him carry knife say him go stab me, him dey cap gimme. Confidence: hope you cap give am back? Me:two secs na. My cousin stood up from the floor he was sitting,he had a wrapper tied around his waist and a white singlet. Davison my cousin) ahboy you say him charging..Me: brotherly no be small,him even blow me for back of my head sef. Victory the yellow guy) e don be. Person touch my brother for this school?,ahboy come may we go match m.Mehn with speed of light the boys were changing up oo. The all wore red and black with red bagana tied on their head. Confidence: Aros! For it is capped.touch not my sailor,for when thou has touched a crew onboard a ship,thou has touch all onboard the ship. Mehn at this point fear start catch me,this people no no say na impersonation i dey impersonate ni. Victory: every body jazz out!. .......... While we were walking my cousin kept adjusting his shirt,trying to hide the bugling thing from his stomach. Kpor! kporr!! kporr!!!... Open this door may all of una jazz out. Confidence said while knocking hard on the door. The door opened almost immediately,the person from of the door was abel,the guy that was yelling at r2 say e don do. Ahboy jazz out... Victory shouted from back. Meanwhile people eyes were on us,many stopped what they were doing. I say jazz out! You dey madd? Confidence yelled!. All the boys in my room stood on their feet,the rushed to the door almost immediately. 'Who goes you'! A boy name gogo shouted. Ahboy !! My cousin called calmly to him. He returned the stare,then my cousin motion with his head turning to the varanda,with his hand tapping his stomach continuously. 'Jazz out'... Without a word,gogo came out,the other guy behind wanted to protest before victory raised his shirt to him revealing the gun. 'No body gas hear our voice' he said as he dropped his shirt back. You wan try? They all comply, even the almighty r2 we dey form executioner. "I hear say una charging my brother",why?. My cousin asked tapping the thing bugling from his stomach. "Senior man na missunderstanding".the oldest of my room mate whose name is afone said in a respectful manner, "we dey bout to resolve am when you jazz in come"... My cousin smile,that kind smile... Like my room mates go dey think waytin funny bout waytin afone talk?. Frank" he called loudly... '"Who blow you""? He asked walking back and front.. Na now i understand that kind smile, "R2" i said between my teeth... ''You get mind charging my brother? As if that one no do you,you blow am join''. My brother said as though he knows which among em is R2... "May the clown jazz out two secs before i forget something for him head"... Bros e never reach like that,afone stepped forward begging. Ahboy retract ya steps,na waytin comot from my cousin mouth. Afone kuku waka go back.... "I say may the boy jazz out'" R2 came among the bunch of boys standing front of us... " senior man,na me rugged r2,the grand executioner the cap"... (Executioner dey call striker senior man... Inno fit laugh)... ''As the matter take be ehh,na all missunderstanding"... "Ahboy follow me"... Was the next thing my cousin said. Then head out before any one could leave,a path was made for him as he approach the exit,behind him was Victory who kept a reasonable gap between himself and r2,while confidence followed at the back.... I stood there watching as other onlookers. "Selina selina,what must be must be"!. I heard the words behind me, i turned slowly i couldn't believe what i saw, afone,the supposed peace maker was rubbing a ring on his finger,just then abel came to whisper in my ear. "Ahboy you Bleep up"... Now you go make D1 react. He finished his whispering... Who be D1 for this school? I asked with keen interest. "Na afone" he said motioning towards afone... I swallowed hard. Then ran after my cousin.. As i dey ran na so i dey pray give God,biko may Em never wound m ooooo. |
Chiemerie8:Lol,true .. Leave us joor. As man no get job na to breed na |
Chiemerie8:Sex isn't restricted to a certain race man. |
Na to tie nylon,�� ![]() |
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Prologue:My name is Franklin. A fair low esteem niggah in almost everything.Usually i make my friends cycle small and quality(inno fit dey reason who no reason me). I changed 2 universities,no jokes. Uniport,Fuo (federal university otuoke).and currently Rsu(rivers state university of science and tech). Changing schools affected me alot,though not academical but environmentally,(friends,families (friends who turned family) the locals,the artefacts,to mention just few) i miss FUo,most especially the community,such a peace loving people. Chapter 1.... I was in the academy(NDA)for afsb (RC 70)when i got admission into RSu.A Month later rivers was release to go,mehn see freedom. At least now no more waking up 4am,using less than 5 mins to freshen up/dressed up. No more white and blue shorts,mehn i hated that shorts ehh,coming from a guy who likes to sag(low waist ).Many faculties were writing their first paper when i arrived Otuoke,i missed the full session of 200 level second semester. My room mates were so happy to see me,we joked,talked,laughed. Mehn i miss those moments. Many of my room mates knew i wasn't coming back,though they thought it was something else(NDA). The last papers i wrote were 'ges'... That evening i met my friend (a girl i had a crush on,but i forget m cause e no fit work,she be like the hot cake of our faculty)... See weytin she wear,she hasn't seen me for months,though she's been calling like say we dey date(so tey i barren her number,no blame me.i just comot for camp and i be dey vex). Franklin!!! She exclaimed as soon as she came outside her lounge, she charged at me with her both hands wide open. I was standing on a block(did i forget to mention? She's like 2-3 feet taller). As she near me i tell her may she no climb so we go dey leveled(same height ) we hugged our selves for close to a min,even when i dey try break the contraption she'd be like wait first lemme feel you. I just weak.How's your health? Are u okay? Where have you been?. Questions upon questions. Which one i wan answer first. I look her from head to toe,then let out a word "paddy mi". I swear this girl set!. The leggings she wore was at harmony with all her curves and inches. Than the armless top was just wow,would have been better if it had cleavage .Have been fine aunty,i answered her,ignoring the other questions. We walked around the river bank close to her longue. She kept filling me with information,she be like NiA while me be the body responsible for her function,i dey use her gather both personal and important information for our faculty... Skipp. Skipp. Skip. From year two to year 1,mehn this shit is bad ,doing clearance all other and stuff. Certain day the school security staff denied me entry into the school ict's building because i wore a rugged jean, first he said i had dreadlocks. I showed him my documents he still wouldn't let me in,i vex go the nearest cyber cafe do everything i be wan do. Before school resumes officially i don get mat no and every every done ready except accomodation. Me and my parents be agree say i go rent house oo. Only God know waytin sup em gimme money pay hostel fee. Mehn have never felt betrayed in my entire life. The room i was given was F and G room 11. Fear those boys em rugged. Two weeks staying there i was getting familarize with em but on a low pace, i be dey form levels na. On the first day of moving in officially (packing in) em tif my wallet wey all my money for the month dey inside,plus my national iD and voters card with my ATM. I wan mad,inno gree oo. I call meeting for that room that night,bout 12 people for one small room. Choi fear RSU. Everybody dey deny say em see my wallet,e get one guy em dey call R2,stand up all of a sudden talk say na me lost guard. I look this guy calmly,come smile. Ahboy! You?,I exclaimed pointing him,''may thunder no fire you'' i talk next. The boy wey don sitdown stand up back dey wake near me before em hold m. As the hold m na ein him start dey shout o. Who you be sef! You get money pass us? Ahbi your parents rich pass our own?... R2 e don do na,no dey shout,one of the boy who was restraining said,Abel! No tell me may i no dey shout, r2 barked. You get mind talk say may thunder no fire me,me! He shouted hitting his chest. While him be dey do all those dramas,i brought out my four rings begin wear em back one after the other. This time every body was picking side, some were neutral though,e don do e don chorused everywhere in the small room. Ahboy! One man no be island o, base on say i dey over look you Since no mean say you got dey chyke (bayelsa slang for scolding )me o. Your weigh reach? Ahbi na cause i quiet since i enter here. E don do, die the matter,the oldest among us said standing up. Ahboy!. He said looking at me,we go find ya wallet. R2 e don do. He spoke with so much authority in his voice, and they seem to hold him on high regards. I turned around to dress my bed. !!Pow!!... I was blow at my back. Mehn my bone sound, r2 !!! Somebody shouted among the crowd of boys in my room. Immediately swifty turn around jack him with spear(spearing )... He landed on his back flat,punch upon punches i rained on him. Before we were separated,the dude was bleeding from his nose. God!! God!! God!! Gogo leave me,leave me! May i stab this boy. He said to a guy restraining him,he had a knife in his hand. Capito capito. it is cap in 18th certury wen prince odin was sailing to panama, he sight two men on red bonet and yellow bonet, he acho the man on red bonet and tobuo the man on yellow bonet and he cap wida ur eyes 4 the days are evil. He said shaking the knife he was holding. Madiga madiga...for it is cap paracita divor may the devil that lead you,guide you, I said. They all looked at me stunned... R2 i called, e go weigh you. I left the room almost shaking,thank God no body saw that. Impersonation na sin o,but no be my fault say i sabi cap na. Him cap gimme,i cap give am back. I was saying to my self while i walked to my cousin's hostel. |
Good evening people,it's me again the failed writer,lool ... I'm here to narate my my life in form of a story. Trust me,you wouldn't want to miss this. This is 80% true life and 20% fiction. I'll create to finish all my stories. Legoooo! |
yanabasee:Ease of straffing |
Happy 1000th page,my prayers are with the front line troops,and the federal republic of Nigeria. God bless the continent of Africa. |
BabaOwen:First bolded ... We can,but to what essence?. Second bolded... Nice way to put it mate ,just incase shit happens,military it paramilitary no need go,just send rsu man o war chapter ![]() |
seankafor:This your facts weak me . You want nigeria to annex more territories?this one we dey inside we don use m all? |
BabaOwen:Please don't pray genocide on an innocent country |
EVarn:Loool. see why we need namibia? Or zimbabwe?...Like zimbabwe wey the economy dey life support,just promise em stuffs,or dash em like 1billion $. Walai em dey we singing i surrend,i surrender to your ilekebi o! ![]() |
Nicheey:. But wait oo,we fit capture cape town, loooool
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Covert1:Bruh, how do you intend to land troops on south Africa borders? Nigeria has limited land vessels,limited human and logistics transport planes... The only way we could land troops (minimum kills) is if we've capture a port in south africa,but wait. Waytin we wan use lay siege on south Africa waters?. See ehh bruh I'd say namibia,since the share land borders,but em go gree may we use their military facilities against their neighbor ? See ehh,war against south Africa is never happening,except we ready to force either zimbabwe or namibia to lend us their country borders,or we just join em for the war, lol... But fr you too reason m |
PureGoldh:E be like |
OriginalZombiE:At the bolded. I dont know why i find it funny . |
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Toju200:Dead looool |
Sizzorkay:Asin ehh,i taya |
Good evening guys,most of you already know who i am. I'm A student currently in my second year in university,i got 4months until resumption. I base in port harcourt city . I'm 21,looking for an office job that pays what students should be earning,i can work as an office receptionist/office assistant. With other office related works. Same applies for fast food resturants (kilimanjaro/pepperoni /genesis) when Whether as one of the the chefs,or food attendants. Thank you. |
EVarn:Epic loool |
EVarn:Damnn this must hurt alot lool |


my cousin) ahboy you say him charging..
.. Leave us joor. As man no get job na to breed na
