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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 11:08pm On May 16, 2020
Iblawi1:


Bro abeg no flog me o. Turkey, weytin consine aircraft carrier with beach landing?

Your problem plenty Sha.


You should read before jumping into conclusions.

Jln115 made mention to of transporting 500,000 troops. Shey those troops go remain for aircraft ni? Why una just dey misquote waytin person talk?
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 8:01pm On May 16, 2020
Iblawi1:


My brother even in the days of our forefathers, the European came with Dane guns and sold them as slaves. Even the Beni kingdom was not excluded. What will happen when they come with intercontinental ballistic missiles, aircraft carriers, long range missiles, Superior fighter jets, better trained soldiers, etc. Those guys are far ahead of us now than before.

One guy here was talking of using howitzer to fire ships in Atlantic ocean. The guy made me believe we are cursed in this country.

When Nigeria invaded Gambia recently, it was with no action from their military. A whole president of a Nation was removed and the military didn't fire a bullet.

The gap between USA and Nigeria is wider than the gap between Nigeria and Gambia militarily. I wish some of us can just be realistic sometimes.

Guy no dey wyn ya sef, tag me na, you dey fear?. Mention where i say may we use howitzer sink ship? Comprehension dey hard u i swear.

I made emphasize on beach landing. I said we could use the ceaser as costal defence. No dey misquote my talk may our two no get issue o, wida ya eyes na.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 8:34pm On May 15, 2020
jln115:

What is Nigeria going to do when a NATO carrier group parks at your shore? with what are you going to sink them?

Need I also remind you the US can deploy 500 000 troops with ample equipment and support and sustain that force indefinitely!!

Iraq had a much more powerful army than Nigeria and where defeated in a matter of months? what makes Nigeria with a weaker military different?

1) why would we have a nato fleet in our home shores? The closest they can get the Atlantic ocean for security and operational purposes.

2) why would we have a nato fleet heading towards our shores in the first place? You certainly haven't read nato's
rules of engagement. Well in avoidance of doubt here's one.
'The use of force against another person must have a clear
legal authority in order not to be arbitrary'.

3)i don't doubt the capabilities of our 'presumed' foes in sea landing, buh little questions I'd like to ask even though the have been asked before. 'where will those men operates from'? 'Who would allow em land?' 500,000 troops? That's an outrageous lie. Even during the waring era, the highest nato could muster up were 150,000 troops yet alone America.

4) supplies. Now this is the best part. Read carefully.

With their supplies cut off this is where
CAESAR 155 mm howitzer comes in play.

Who ever sends troops on such landing like that needs to beheaded, rather bully the weaker nation that shares border with Nigeria to allow u use their country as a landing base, buh such country would risk annexation.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 6:12pm On May 15, 2020
jln115:

What? Bro, just be realistic!! You don't need long range twin engine jets to strike bases of world powers!! They have aircraft carriers, and can decimate Nigeria regardless if you destroy there bases or not!

Besides the French and the US aren't in anyway a threat to Nigeria!! Nigeria need a defence force suited for its needs not your personal wish list which is way to expensive and total over kill!!

Aircraft carriers? Yes. Refueling mid air? (unknown) distances and Mach speed? (unknown) payload? (Unknown)

M270 mlrs (rocket launchers) appropriate numbers should do.

Most aircraft carriers are fall off in the Atlantic or pacific.

Well it all depends on the level of threat, surprising we may even sink em before any damage will be done to us.

So the dude is right, we should be ready for all scenarios, no body believe say Nigeria go fight insurgency for 11 years.

Logistics na dead, under how many months will the prepare before they're sent off to attack us? Since the location is far I'll say it'll be an amphibious landing. Limited men, limited amor, limited firepower.

They will win o, no doubt. But it'll be at the expense of their young men and women who died cause of the pride of their leaders.

Such wars aren't worth risking, you may not have only Nigeria to contain with, you may have the whole west Africa, and behold,massive spending on arms.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 9:57pm On May 12, 2020
AskiaHarem:


I pray that after this BokoHarem nonsense is dealt with Nigeria doesn't mothball its indigenous defense industry. I want to see a Nigerian made Main Battle tank.

It can be called "SHANGO 1"

Which kind name be that sef. Lool.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 7:27pm On Apr 30, 2020
kabe1:


I used to visit the military threads as a guest back then, I must admit I didn't really know much about the military, it was these threads that taught me a lot. I really miss some of the very old posters.

The old guards I remember still posting are you, Rka2 (Legend), Jln115 and Bidexii.

So much fun back then.

Someone forgot me.
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 2:53pm On Apr 23, 2020
Lizzy:franklin hwfa na, why you come dey do like who mad woman naked swear for?

(i be no no say this girl bad mad mouth pass my own o).

Caleb: aunty place orders na. Boys dey urge.

'see this one, like say on him own him be don come foodie come eat'.

Emmy: i still no dey comfortable o, who dey pay for the food, this one wey you carry us come foodie so.

Lizzy:ahan ahan calm down na, una be dey sweat, so i say may i bring una come where ac dey come chow na. Ahbi na bad thing ni.

'hwfa how much dey ya account' na waytin abel send me for WhatsApp.

'I get like 3k'... I texted back.

'thank God, we go still need like 4k join' he replied.

'for waytin na' i texted, trying to hide my reaction.

'you know how much be a plate here?' his message came.

'how much'? I replied with curiosity..

'950-150'.

Immediately i saw it cough hook me, serious cough o. Wey be say em gas run go fridge go carry water gimme...

Lizzy :frank are u okay?... "She asked stroking my back.."

Me:yes I'm okay.

'abel don laugh me finish eh, sha no be him fault.'

Lizzy, oya Emmanuel follow me let's go and order something to eat .

Lizzy paid our bills total of 6700,i dunno where she got money from buh mehn this girl no dey comot for my grips I swear down.

Walking down to our hostel I check time it was 8:30pm. She walked us to our block, after much pleading for her to enter the room she finally agreed. See as people dey look her as she enter, mehn even me no believe say crowd go dey room.

Afone: frank HwfA na
Me:I dey baba how e dey be.
Afone:every where good, na my visitors o hope u no mind.
Me:no lele.

Emma and Caleb Don lie down on top bed, they can't come kill em selves.

Emma:Lizzy thank you o.

Lizzy : you're always welcomed.

EMMA:ALWAYS?
Abel:tah shut up Dia, on your own u no no wey foodie dey?

Sha I climbed my bed leaving Lizzy standing beside my bunk.

Lizzy:you climb up leave me, see this 48 o.

The thing weak me, may this girl stop to dey call me 48,our two go fight o.

She climb up sitting beside me, I could perceive her fragrance. Damn this girl is fucking expensive, she pulled off her hood leaving only a armless shirt.

Lizzy:do well I Wan lie down.
ME:u no go do dey go your hostel?
Lizzy:time still dey.

She collect my hot5,used my finger to open my phone at this point I was completely oblivious bout every body except her.

Lizzy :this movie go well?
Me:yes
Lizzy: aight

Na so she watch the film reach 11pm,me kuku leave her may she forget.

Me:waytin be time?
Lizzy :11:20pm,i know.
Me:why u no come go?
Lizzy:this movie dey interesting
Me:okay.

"I Wan off light o" afone voice echo, no body oppose so him off am.

Me and Lizzy ontop one bed, I no get pillow so she dey use my hand as pillow like damn as if that wasn't enough rain come start dey fall.

She off my phone leaving only the outside light luminating through our window,her whole body was on mine.

Me:Lizzy wait I Wan come down.
Lizzy:where u dey go?
Me:I Wan go collect something outside.
Lizzy:okay.

She raise her body from mine, I come down open my locker carry soap dash inside bathroom, baf well. My towel be dey outside so I just clean my body one time, now I dey smell nice than before, I spread my shirt out side leaving my bare chest.

Wasn't long I was up on the bed she didn't even wait for me to offer my hand as her pillow she just climb on me, placed a kiss on my lips. I never expererit, our tongues dey rub together, she carefree my body as she did. I dunno what that is but I don't want it to stop,she was sitting on my D**k that's trying to rip out of my my trousers, she kissed my neck my throat, the sensation was outta this world. If na Mami water she be I no send I no want this day to ever stop.

'Bleep me' she whisper in my ears.
With pleasure I said to my self, it was then I noticed she had already taken off her joggers. She lay flat on my body while she pulled her tight, she unzipped my trouser immediately my dick Burge out with only my boxers restraining it, unbutton my boxers soon enough my d**k was in her hand, she kissed me while she stroke it.

Me:bae
Lizzy :yeah?
Me:I don't have condom
Lizzy:we don't need one.

She slowly sit on it, mehn gradually it all fit. She's so tight and warm slowly she raise her hips and drop, my hand was moving through her body, her waist, her ass, her boobs.

After 15 mins of the I ejaculated, every single drop of semen. She got off me, then peek me in the cheek. I dunno what just happened buh damn I'm asking her out this very moment.

Lizzy :where is the bathroom?
Me:just outside
Lizzy:do you have a towel?
Me:I do
Lizzy:bring it for me.

Lizzy was on my towel, she looks so pretty even in dim light. Ma do ask this girl out o.

Lizzy :let's go and bath.
Me:okay, I said closing the down behind me.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 6:19pm On Apr 20, 2020
Ken006:
Ghanaian army soldiers and Senegal could help Nigeria end Boko Haram if requested.
Ghana army

Shift limme faint, loool

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Crime / Re: Man Who Defied Lockdown Order Slaps Soldier For Punishing Him (Video) by Nicheey(m): 6:58pm On Apr 01, 2020
EVILFOREST:

You are CORRECT.
PEOPLE are already growing in Anger.
SOMETHING worse than Corona may likely hit Nigeria soon...

See the way an UNARMED MAN challenged an ARMED PERSONNEL

Thats not Nigeria oga
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 5:02pm On Mar 30, 2020
Chapter 11

We just came from my cousin hostel and were heading to ours when we met Lizzy.

She be no see us o,I come dey get joy say at least may she no see me for my sorry state.

"Lizzy!!" Emma yelled waving his tired hands.

'i just weak,I don soak with my own sweat, who see me go think say then pour me water.

She waved back while she head towards us.

Lizzy:where Una dey from come.

Me:ahan ahan,so we can't go out again Ni.

Caleb:ahbi oo

Lizzy:no body dey say may Una no go out o,but why Una come dey shout clear way when. Una be dey enter,come dey run people wey em threaten say if em stop em go cut dia preek.

'the kind big spit wey I swallow ehh.'

Abel: Hwfa come buy us smack Na?.

'sha no be him fault,I fit finish 2 big cows as I dey like this.'

" may we dey go" Na waytin she talk next.

Her scent is good,while I walked behind her. I just thought maybe,maybe if I ask her out it wont be bad after all.

To be continued...
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 5:21pm On Mar 13, 2020
Education / School Fees Hike. by Nicheey(m): 4:13pm On Mar 13, 2020
Hello naira landers. I have been a prominent member of naira land community for close to 3 years now.i am a student of university of science and technology, Rsu. Rivers state.

Recently our school fees got hiked from the previous 35,900 to 120k. I have raised 60k since this month. Today's the deadline for it.

I have tried all means possible to raise money to no avail. I can provide other necessary evidence to show I'm real. Thank you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 11:49am On Mar 09, 2020
Off topic...

Little help here.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 11:48am On Mar 09, 2020
Comrades little here.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 1:27pm On Mar 01, 2020
jln115:
we were there bro.... Well me and odunayaw at least wink


Don't forget me too
Pets / Re: Lost Dog Reports Himself Missing At Texas Police Station (Photos) by Nicheey(m): 10:11pm On Feb 24, 2020
etrange:
Dude just paid them a visit and went back home disappointed by their reaction. sad

Dog: Hi, officer. I came to see how y'all are doing today. wink

Officer: A missing dog!!! shocked. **calls AnimalCare**

Dog: Dumb human. Smh undecided **leaves through the backdoor to avoid any further embarrassment**

This made my day.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 7:57pm On Feb 15, 2020
Better late than never, #page 2020/2021.
We don tey for here no be small.

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Romance / Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by Nicheey(m): 1:54pm On Feb 08, 2020
Victoronah1:
I have plot of land. I also have a house. I don't need anyone again let me spend my money..

Biko as God don bless u so,you fit bless me with some?.
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 11:07pm On Jan 06, 2020
Chapter 10

Emmy:this one no goes well sef, why we no go that trophy own side?

Caleb :or that Goldberg?

Emmy :you get 3k ? For just one white thing wey you wan Comot from your preek.

I just de dey look em as em dey call Ashawo joints,even small Emmanuel sef even know price join.

Abel:we Don too tey here na, we dey enter inside?

Emmy:no oo, we're broke not poor.

That Emmanuel statement I no come understand, no be small thread hold brokenness and poorness ni?.

Caleb :ahbi o, see as the place dirty any how.

Kai shey na ground we find come ahbi na Ashawo we find come? I no come understand again.

Abel: where we wan go now?

Emmy : trophy joor..


Abel :no qualms, may we dey go.

See as I just dey follow Em like goat wey em win kill.

This time we walked straight. We stopped at one duplex like building, e be upstairs ,for front na bar. I no see any girls ahbi na drink Emmy carry us come drink ni.

Na so we waka enter the bar o, I just the anticipate waytin I go see.

Abel:focus o...

Abel whispered to me.

As we enter inside the bar, na daddy yo! By wizkid em dey blast. See different colours if lights, as we comot from there we burst out for the main building. See topless girls dey stand front of room. "fine boy,fine boy " just dey full every where, both big brezz o, small brezz o, medium o, all if em dey. I still dey waka when person touch my preek from behind.

Hold catch me, I comot e quick. Abel notice m come stop with Emmy and Caleb.

The girl wey I turn Face, see boobs. For an Ashawo she has a nice medium boobs,e still dey firm or this one just start work new?

I carry face look her, Godddd this girl done scarra, come get that innocent smile, the urge do fuvk that mouth come dey hungry ME.

Where are you going, she said stroking my eggplant from my joggers.

Kai, I thing Don strong like who em use Red Bull create, before I go talk she don dey blink her eyes dey do all this innocent stuff.

"Franklin use your head"... Na set up o....voice in my head kept screaming.

Abel :ahboy may we dey comot na.

Me:gimme 2 mins may I yarn her.

Waytin I wan tell her sef?.

Me: excuse me (I was yelling, the song blasting from the speakers wasn't helping either), I'm not here to straff.

Her: sorry I didn't hear you, she said talking directly to my ears, while her hand still dey stroke my dick.

Which kain wahala be this na, ahhh. Hama sef the if not for the tight butthug wey I wear the idiot for Don disgrace me, no be say e long sef.

Me :im not here to Bleep. .. I yelled to her.

Her : oh, sorry. (she said taking her hand off my dick side.)

Me: and you look pretty.

I said and walked out with abel, the kind Bonner wey I get now ehh... I no just fit wait for go back hostel.

As we dey waka dey go back hostet, Emmy and Caleb just deg yarn bout the place wey we just comot from.

"if you see that girl body ehh,her ass badt I swwear" Na waytin comot for Caleb mouth.

Me I just quiet,I come dey get this feeling say I don cheat on someone.

Me;hwfa we never reach already? I don tire o.

Abel; we dey near diobu,just try hold ur self O,those boys dia own no good.

'see me see trouble?!,I be ask if any body own good?'

Emmy;cant we turn round? Follow through main gate instead of diobu.

Caleb:you and who get that. Strength ? Ahboy shhh,walk ahead,we don dey near.

As we enter Diobu belle start bite me,and Na anytime something wan burst that thing dey happen

Me:guys,any time from Na we dey wizz o.

Emmy:waytin sup?.

Caleb:wizz asin wizkid?

'it took the grace of God for me not to respond to caleb'

"Shhhhhhh ahboy!" May Una lap.

Some voice from behind us said.

Abel: I understand waytin u mean now.

Emmy:gear 4 or 5?

Me:put m for 5.

'now!.' I yelled while I took on my heels,foot steps wey dey follow us for back many,see as Emmy dey front front front. Upon say I first m run.

Abel:burst in asikiwe,burst in asikiwe.

'abel dey shout ontop him voice. We don already pass asikiwe oo,we come. Reverse come back.

As we follow asikiwe ehh,Na straight route to back gate,if to say we be follow where we be wan follow ehh,this police people for Arrest us,call us cultist.

Caleb:where emma?.

Me:him dey back.

As we reach dey gate Na so we dey shout clear way,until we burst in school. E don reach like 2 mins wey we enter before Emma enter. Baba dey breath with both mouth and nose, Na so I sit down for the asphalt road,people dey see me dey laugh,sha no be em fault. Who know the kind km wey I just road go dey gimme medal.

Abel:may we dey go collect our phones.

Walai to move ehh hard,e dey like every where knock.

Sha Na we Bleep up,why we no just follow emma advice. Follow through main gate.

Come dey pass diobu for night.
Phones / Re: Which Phone Apps Kept You Occupied In 2019? by Nicheey(m): 12:59pm On Jan 02, 2020
uduvwurode:
Whatsapp number 1.
Facebook.


No matter hw i manage the data, e dey finish b4 1month cheesy

The glo unlimited this few days just help me to dey browse without fear
Glo get unlimited ?
Food / Re: Post Your Christmas Food Pictures Here by Nicheey(m): 6:07pm On Dec 25, 2019
YorubaKing:


So you can feed me like one of Buhari's cows? grin

Abeg bros the invitation extend to me?
Food / Re: Post Your Christmas Food Pictures Here by Nicheey(m): 5:57pm On Dec 25, 2019
obembet:
If u base in PHC, kindly DM... I need someone to host me... Make we celebrate together

You wan comot for new year?
Romance / Re: Girls Are Not Rocket Science! Build Up Your Boldness Oh Ye Single Guy! by Nicheey(m): 6:20pm On Dec 19, 2019
Americanboy35:

Your head dey there bro wink

Looooool

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Sports / Re: Harry Kane Is Excited By Mourinho Tactics by Nicheey(m): 8:49am On Dec 19, 2019
Angelfrost:


Besides poor punctuation, spellings, and overall grammar, what exactly is your point, my good sir??! tongue

Epic � lol
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 8:46pm On Dec 08, 2019
Vibesvbs:

U fit tag me abeg��

No qualms

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 6:06pm On Dec 08, 2019
Vibesvbs:
Nice���.wen we go expect d next one??

This night man
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 7:25am On Dec 05, 2019
Chapter 9.

Abel was with Emmanuel and Caleb.
See as this rugged chaiz men forming posh.

Emmanuel :lizzy hwfa na. (he said walking towards her, e no dey hard m to flirt.

Lizzy : fine boy, I'm fine. Where were you guys?.

Abel :we were up na, I be dey wonder waytin dey hold frank from coming, I Don see why.

Lizzy : no dey give m hope. (this talk weak me).

Me : Caleb hwfa na?
Caleb : I dey o, here empty o.
Me:i dey reason m sef, maybe na cause of those shots last night.

Lizzy:even you guys heard those shots? (she asked intruding into our conversation.)

Caleb : yeah, it wasn't funny.
Abel : waytin be that thing sef, the way people take run Comot for F and G no be here o.

Lizzy: it was baggars em. Em be wan mount rsu with full force.

Emmanuel :cult way dey go on?
Lizzy :yes na, all thanks to R2.

Lizzy : frank may we comot here na.(she said holding my arm).

See ehh, I no get banny, I no get intention to get banny, but this lizzy dey mad me. She fine, she rugged, she dey social, she be alpha breed I swear.

Emmanuel: frank don't you want to go?(he asked while holding Lizzy's hand,come smile like one idiot)

You know that kind Smile na, him dey indirectly tell me fuvk u. Lol.

We came out of management science faculty, the street was almost as a ghost town.

Caleb: Lizzy abeg you be dey talk bout cult war, you fit yarn me details?.

See the kind look wey all of us give m ehh.

You be Vikings general ahbi you be striker? Emmanuel said looking at him sarcastically. Emmanuel no dey hide him mouth sef.

No qualms, when i reach hostel I go yarn you scores.

Abel:where you come dey go?
Lizzy :ellen and bella dey call me.
Emmanuel : em dey around? Wait I go follow you.

Abel: bia bring that your black ass here.
( I fainted.emmanuel is dark like very dark, so most times other black people makes fun of him, tragic! Lol)

Lizzy: frank, see you In a jiffy.(she said blowing a air kiss).

This girl sha, burst my brain.

Abel:hwfa frank you Don get banny like so
Me:wyn me na.

We laughed while we walked through the tiny tarred pathway.

The school was almost empty, just a handful of students with lot of police people.

Knock knock!!... Emmanuel said while he knocked on our room's door.

Afone opened up. He was sweating furiously,"waytin una want?"... Na waytin him talk next.

"Ahan ahan baba be dey straff" Abel whispered
to my ear and left out a laugh, lol.

"Nothing, we go come back later". I said trying not to laugh. Baba was so vexed ehh, maybe na when him wan cum we come disturb m.

Caleb:So now like where we dey go?.
Abel:may we branch AZ?.
Emmanuel :that ashawo joint?.
Abel :shhhh bring your voice down.
Me:may we go alReady na.( Me wey no dey take ear hear ashawo lol. )

The look em gimme ehh. The next thing na one stupid laugh all of em laugh.

See play, no do ooo you fit promise me money no come gimme,but you see ashawo banny straff and weed? No do Ooo.

Abel:wait frank you serious? (still laughing)
Me:be like say you no no say I dey drown inside my own cum(sperm).

See laugh. E come be like say I be 'I go dye'.

Oya may we go, Emmanuel said gesturing us to move forward.

We passed through hostel B. The headquarter of Rsu cultist. Fear that place.

We enter inside there, my cousin no dey but confidence be dey smoke when we enter.

Aro! He let out a yell as he clawed me.

Me:brotherly I dey come may I disarm my self for here.

Confidence :waytin sup?

Me:i dey go mile one.

Confidence :why you no come carry your things na.

Me: I want may my hand free

Confidence:no qualms.

We all disarmed our selves.

In case you're wondering why, em no born u may you hold your phone pass back gate. Front of police em go collect your phone for gunpoint.


Emmy:guy you for try waka together,here na back gate.

Caleb:and so?

Abel:e be like say life don taya gaan

Caleb :nothing dey to collect na.

I just shake head. Three rugged chaiz men.

Na so we pass sharwama joint reach education car park. We cross road pass front police station, cold dey catch me under sun. The TM way I take this morning the pack still dey my pocket, na so police dey ask for ID card. Any one wey you get, ID card o,voters card o,any one.

E reach our turn na emmy dey front. (we form line) em alone Emmy, allow caleb, allow abel, e come reach my turn. Funny thing be say I dey on dread,come tint am gold join. Kai, the way the police man take look me ehh. E no funny, the other one wey be dey behind come shout "what's the hold up na " for my mind I say e don be.

Police man: who are you?. (see me see trouble, am I a yahoo boy??)

Me:sir I be student.

Police man: why you come keep this kind hair? You be singer?

Me: ahh oga I be rapper o( I said smiling boldly).

Police man:whos smiling with you?(see as the smile clear from my face like dick wey lost erection).

Police man: your ID card.

I open my purse bring out my voters card.

Him look am, come gimme am back.

Police man: pass.

The kind joy I get ehh.

I never waka reach front him dey call me from back,my heart Skip.

When I turn the next thing I hear na, "you go try barb this your hair o".

Me: ahan ahan, sure thing olokpa. (I said saluting)

People just dey look me like who no get sense. Sha how would they know? Police wey dey hustle means to defraud civilians.

We waka go straight, take left, take right, take left,still take right.

Before we reach one blue building wey em put star beer banner. "drink responsibly " was boldly written in it.

Abel: gentle men, I present to you AZ.
Politics / Re: Soldier Kasimu Mutaru Babagida Killed By Boko Haram Landmine In Borno by Nicheey(m): 8:44am On Nov 27, 2019
AlphaStyles:
does Boko Haram follow Geneva convention or is Boko Haram part of UN? If the soldiers say it's a landmine then it is

Okay sir, do have a nice day ahead.
Politics / Re: Soldier Kasimu Mutaru Babagida Killed By Boko Haram Landmine In Borno by Nicheey(m): 12:41am On Nov 27, 2019
AlphaStyles:
it can't blow up a vehicle but it can kill the occupants inside the vehicle especially if the vehicle is light weight

Depends on the type landmine sir, the one the op referred to is unclear as no details was given out (about the land mines) but I'm certain that must be an IED. Land mines according to Geneva Convention is banned.
Politics / Re: Soldier Kasimu Mutaru Babagida Killed By Boko Haram Landmine In Borno by Nicheey(m): 11:07pm On Nov 26, 2019
AlphaStyles:
landmine can't u read?

Sir, a land mine can't blow up a vehicle, that must be an IED(improvise explosive device)
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 6:53pm On Nov 26, 2019
Toju200:
Since everyone is silent and no latest uploads yet... lemme drop dis.
Senegal to acquire 3missile capable OPVs from Piriou group France.About 50-60 meters.Deliveries starts from 2023

I suspect after the completion of the SDB 3
Nigeria naval dockyard is going to build something big... Helicopter carrying capable ship I suspect..

Helicopter carrying ship? Cmon I'm getting bored of seeing those in O'Neil port already.

We need ship with interception capabilities (thunder size).

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