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Benjaniblinks:
House of 100k......
Salary of 8k......
Are you normal?

It was a part time job i took.
I dont have a job,and it was 50k i paid last year,i shared with a colleague of mine from school, the dude is so out of control,he brings different girls almost every day,So times i leave the room for him.
Next year i dont want to share the room with any body so im paying for full with you guy's help.

Any amount will be appreciated.

slimthugchimee2:
You earn 8k monthly but you go on to live in a house of 100k per year, does this make sense to you?

The 8k was a part time job bruh.
I don't have a job,m a student of RSU,but i do have little thing that sustain me at school.

Cmon guys,i know say i no be tacha or mercy,i need all help i can get please...

Godwinbet004:
[color=#000099][/color]see prove below

Thank you.

Hey guys, watsup. Mehn like this im in need of 100k,i manage to raise 50k,50 left.
Incase you're wondering its for my house rent.
I wont lie i empty,i sold my laptop already,nothing remain to sell,and the work i had paid me 8k monthly. Please nothing is too small abeg. Even if na 200 naira i go appreciate.

2115985502 uba
Thank you in anticipation

Davidson: frank hwfa?
( seriously my mind no even dey here,i was almost shot.)
Victory: ahboy no tell me say na that thing wey just happen you dey reason so!.
Davidson: frank lap!.
( he said gesturing with his hand over a bed that two hard looking girls were seated.)

I carry my self jeje go sitdown for their middle,the room was hot despite the fast rotation of the ceiling fan.

Davidson: how e dey?.
(Sitting up on the bed).

Me:brotherly i blank. The thing weigh me.
Davidson: you do am any other thing?
Me:nothing o! Me wey even save am from una wrath sef. ( i said recalling how i ran from F and G to back gate.)
Davidson: him go strike again.
Me: i know.
Davidson: you no fit fight executioner,so how you wan do am?.

(The quiet weak me,if only this people know say na impersonation i dey do).

Me: i off!,i empty. My deck no dey here brotherly.
( i let out another lie,kai this time i cant stop lying)
Davidson:no worry bout your former deck,sail with us.
( like this guy dey tell me may i join m in return of protection??).
Me:brotherly? You sure?.
( i know why i ask.lol)
Davidson: na so e go be.
Me: no issues,as you yarn am na so.
Davidson: Aro!.
(He said clawing me).

The look on abel,caleb and emailed's faces was priceless.esppecially emmanuel lol,the guy wan go but no no how to take talk am.

Davidson: aro franko! Code name mayhem.rugged member of deck 007.

Immediately the new faces were just clawing me one by one,even lizzy.

Confidence: striker!when we go burst am rub?.
(Wait wait wait!. Burst who rub?)

Davidson: no need for that one,where him dey before e go don collect.

Davidson: you see this two girls beside you? He said.
(I looked at my left and right,the girls go well but no curves,no boobs. And the two even claw me sef.)
Davidson: any where you go they follow...
( he said bringing out a pistol from his inner jacket).

I go update tomorrow,but i don modify the remaining chapter 6.

No vex say i no dey too upload like that,my pa and i get issue,i dey plan carry my pride down beg m for forgiveness. Lool

Chapter 6...

The led me to the back of one popular restaurant in campus. "Yummers".

R2:aboh go down!. ( he yelled! Moving from one point to another)

No body tell me to comply,i go jejely lie down for ground flat,yeah you guessed right. Fear got the best of me lol.

R2: You dey cap me!.
Me: brotherly no be so. ( omo i humble, e remain small may i force tears comot for my eyes).
Me:brotherly no be so. (My voice was echoing the spacious hall)...
R2: how e come be? You!,you make me bleed. Mee?!!. R2.
Me:brotherly abeg,calm down may we align.
R2: may you and who align? See this Jews. May you and who align?.

Mehn have never felt helpless my entire life,i just wish say i be get fellowship way i dey go,or any thing way fit save me from this mess. If i die now waytin i go tell my mama?.

R2:answer me,may you and who align?.

He shouted pulling my dread, e pain me ooo,but i can't shout like that,i gas look strong for him eye.

'Carck' the sound came behind me.

"Aro"!. The voice said.

This voice sounds so familiar. Sounds like davison own.

R2:wida ya eyes!...

"Free the boy"!... The familiar voice said. The kind joy wey i get ehh as i hear am,asin joy!!!.

R2:beta marine!... ( he hit his wrists twice in an 'X' shape)

The person i saw front of me so wasn't davidson,he was smallish with a long dread,a red bagana was tired around his fore head,on his neck was a neck lace of two bones crossed together with a skull ontop it.

R2 just called him beta Marine,waytin i go no hear for rsu??.

Beta marine:aro! Free the jews,na striker brother.
(As soon as i heard striker i knew he meant my cousin davidson).

R2: beta marine, (he said hitting his wrists once this time). This jews make me bleed,he comot blood for my body.
(He shout hitting his chest violently)

R2: him even anchor him brother for me.
(Anchor ke? My brother na ship?

Beta marine: the bagar you know,the bagar you anchor. I'm taking the boy with me.

Immediately the people that has followed r2 and i entered brought out their gun and aim at the beta marine( no vex say i dey call m beta marine,i no even know him name).

R2:free them. (He said to his sailors angrily. Well i don't know the rank of a beta marine against an executioner,I'd love to know incase any body wan enlighten me.)

The beta marine and i walked side by side,i dont know why but i seem safe around him. We came out from the hall,it was fully dark.

Beta marine: follow me.

He walked ahead of me while 3 guys walked behind me. We passed hostel C and D(those of you that school in rsu) then burst out through the uba bank. The three guys had catch up with me and we we're walking altogether.

We walked down to hostel B,my cousin hostel. Could It be my cousin sent them or? I was just confuse.
"Wait behind, Franklin come with me". The beta marine said calmly at we approach the entrance of hostel B.

How this guy take know my name? Now i was curious. We got into hostel B and made way to room 28, damn right!. my cousin's room.

He knocked twice and after a few moment the wooden door was opened.

It was like get together party inside the room,Abel Caleb and Emmanuel were there.Lizzy too was there. With few other new faces. Close the door frank, victory said pointing towards it.

Davidson: brotherly thank you. (He said clawing him, those vikings thumb touch).

Beta marine:na cause of you oo. No be say i like to save people life. (Omo dey talk weak me).

Every body just watched while the two strong men in The room aligned.

Beta marine:rude mafians will come for you davison,r2 is not taking this thing likely.

Davidson:em no dey tell person to chow, it is capped every checking tree must stand well well well...

Hardes:
Following

Sit tight bruh

Chapter 5.

They girls introduced their selves as bella,Ellen and Lizzy,the one front of me just kept quiet and concentrated on the her food.

Franklin shift,na waytin i hear when i be dey try start conversation with Bella.i look up na Emmanuel,he was holding a plate of beans and two balls of bread. I just weak.

Mehn i shifted na,didnt wanted to fall his hand,as if devil was against me,Emmanuel started conversation with the girl that has concentrated on her food since. She answered( e pain me ehh).

"I like ya hair" Emmanuel said stroking her long dread. She let out a smile,see teeth. Well arranged,white like cloud, She too fine.

"I'm flattered"... She said giggling.

Mitcheeew flatter ko,lesser ni,i said in my mind.
All three of em were having conversation without me,well i don't do well when it comes to banny.

"What's ya name"? Bella asked me.
Caleb: his name is Franklin.

Caleb said trying to defend his hunt. Lol, i just smile.

Abel may we dey go na,i said to him.
"Wait small"... I wan collect Ellen number.
I just weak. Sha lemme describe Ellen,she's short,like average short if there's anything like that,like her friends,she has a long braided attachment,she no too fine,she no worwor. She dey the middle. To worse everything her chest flat, maybe na nipple abel go dey play with,lol.

Lizzy:Fine boy,why are you not talking na?
Me:you mean me?
Lizzy:yeah,you've been quiet since we came.

At least person noticed my quietness.

Me: no body talked to me na,and i dont know how to jump into a conversation.

Lizzy: now that's some manners young man.
She said letting out a smile,sha she's fine o. Unlike her friends she tinted her low dread.

Me: young man? How old are you ? 100?
Lizzy: im older than that.
Me:yeah whatever.

She laughed.

"Una don chop finish may una dey go,customers full here"... Mama Africa yelled.

Ahboy may we off na,Abel said to me.
Me:no issue(i said standing up).

We all got outside the canopy,our conversation with the girls continued.

Where's you girls hostel? Abel asked generally.

Lizzy:Hostel C.
Emmanuel:let's escort you girls na.

I just taya for Emmanuel and caleb,especially emmanuel, no sign i never give am may him leave that banny,for where?.

We just came out of f and g gate when some group of boys stopped at our front.

Who be Franklin here?.
One of the boys asked.

Omo waytin sup na,my belle don dey rumble already.
Bros we no no who be Franklin,maybe you go enter inside F and G go check. Abel said.

They just looked at him the exact way i'd look at him.

Gf!!... Em say em no no who be Franklin o. The boy who had asked us bout me yelled to the other side of the road.

Who this one dey talk to?,mehn weed sha na bastard.

Emmanuel:Bros may we escort em reach their hostel we go come back.

No body dey comot here,oya may una follow us go see executioner...

Na so el carry us cross over the road side oo. Two dey our back with one of em gun poking me, the girls were visibly scared now except Lizzy.

Bella:Jesus oo!
One of the boys on red bagana tied on his left hand turned back immediately. "What did you say" ? He asked angry.
After waiting for a while and see Bella wasn't answering,he shove his hand into his jacket and brought out a daggar.

This time around i don already dey scan my escape route. "What did you say"? He yelled.

Bella:i did not say anything.
I almost burst laugh when i heard it,because of dagger she deny jesus,lol.

"Talk loud may i hear you"... He said,teasing her.

Bellawith shaky hands she dip a finger into her mouth and raise it up to the sky) i swear i no talk any thing.

'Scorpion allow the waka na'... A guy on red bagana tied to his forehead said while walking ahead.

We crossed to the other side of the road,just front of love garden,close to sug secretary building.

"Aro!,the jews are here", the guy who has been ahead of us said. Who this idiot dey call Jews?
I cursed in my mind.

A guy walked out of the darkness
In his hand was beretta m9A3 pistol,with a silencer. "Well! well!! well!!!,look what we have here". That voice sounds so familiar,i looked at Abel,dude was shaking,like visibly vibrating.

"R2"?!. Emmanuel called...
"Shhhh"... "The rest of you may go,Franklin lap". The familiar voice said.

R2?? Waytin i do this guy na, I talk for mind.
Na cause of me em no injure am last time,na so him wan pay me back ni.

"no body leaves here"... A voice said beside me.
I looked at the direction i had heard the voice,behold it was Lizzy. I knew that girl wasnt the regular rsu girl.

At this point everybody dey mind waytin we dey talk,i just hope Lizzy mind hers too.

A guy walked out of the darkness and stood front of Lizzy.That guy is R2.

R2:who goes you?.
Lizzy: aro lili,code name messiah.grand striker of deck xyz,who goes you?.

R2: grand executioner of rude mafians,the commandant inchief of the Scandinavians rsu chapter.

Lizzy: Aro!!.(she said hitting her wrists together in a "X" form twice).

R2:disembark!...

Immediately she turned around,she and her friends cross over to love garden.

R2:may una disembark ! Una deaf.

Emma:let's be going.

I watched as Abel Caleb and Emmanuel crossed over to love garden,mehn the kind fear i dey feel now ehh,i just wish say i dey ontop bed,say all this thing na dream.

Move!. A voice behind me said accomplanied by a slap...

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
My guy, ride on. But why you wey no fear major generals dey shiver just 'cos you impersonate?

[/b]BTW, the way you write makes comprehension very tasking. I mean, I have to wonder who said what always[b].

Lol senior man i dey fear generals oo. Like madt that year those people fit comot u from afsb with a blink of an eye, but u see those captains and majors? Nothing come out.

As for the bolded

I'll work on it,thank you for the feed back.

Chapter 4.

Our matriculation was fast approaching, some of the people that were evicted returned. Though we reach an agreement second semester they will go,and they agreed.

Me and pepple turn enemy, i no dey even bother go him class.

The porter has been frustrating my life like madt,unlike my previous university this one you'll have to sign into your hostel.

Providing them with ya passport,your school fee receipt and other credentials (100 level mostly)

The man refused to signed me in,the first time i was in his office,he said i should put my papers in files,i was like no qualms na.

I hurried down to complex center front hostel D...
When I got to his office it was locked,mehn the outrage i felt ehh.

I just retired to my hostel for the day.

Ahboy,ahboy.. Which kind sleep you dey sleep like this na ote,i could hear Abel from my dream world.

"Leave me oo".. I said sleepily. "You know waytin be time?"... Someone asked me.

Na 6:45 pm oo,and you start sleep 2pm...

I felt 6 hand on my body,they pulled me up.
"Boy e don do wake up"... Afonne's voice hit my ear.

I stood up from where they had left me to sit.
Went outside to wash my face,i was so hungry. Immediately i remembered what had happened at environmental science faculty (the man's office). I got angry.

"Boy come make we go smack" Abel said standing front of me.

Me:you hold rubs?.
Abel: no issue that one dey

"Are you guys going to smack?"... A voice said behind our backs.

We both turned,it was caleb. Another of my room mate.

Abel:waytin sup?
Caleb: i fit follow una?

Abel looked at me,probably seeking my approval.

Me: caleb may we dey go already.

I said turning around.

Abel: why you tell that chaiz man may him follow us na?.

Me:leave the boy,no be smack we wan go smack?.

Soon we got to a place inside our hostel compound(our hostel F N G be like barrack).
There were two different people selling food there,though both under the same canopy but different tables.

Caleb:where una dey chop ?
Abel:mama Africa.
Caleb: oya na may we enter.

Well,usually the crowd at mama Africa fit dey like line that lead to hell( heaven no dey crowdy,lol)
But today every where clear,maybe na because we come early.

Waytin you wan buy? A woman probably in her late 20s asked,immediately Abel handed three plates to her.

I walked inside the canopy to sit,i still dey vex bout waytin sup today,i brought out my phone lazily and started surfing the net.

Hello!, a voice said. I brought my eyes up from phone,behold a pretty girl was front of me.

I'll describe her,no vex. Lol. She had a long thread braided. She's light skin in complexion,her body set! Asin every thing washing and setting.

She fine scarra,or ahbi na because since i come RSU (ust) na ugly girls i don dey see since?. Her boobs were burgin from the black hood she wore.
Mehn and e tey way i touch boobs.

Hello! The voice brought me to reality...

"Hmm..yeah? May i help you?"

"Would you mind if i and my friends sit down here ?." She asked

Sure!!,i said almost immediately.

Okay!.. She said with a smile,"just a sec,i'll go call them"...

Abel and Caleb came to the table i was seated,Abel had two plates of food in his both hands while Caleb had one.

Abel: aboy hwfa...(he said dropping a plate front of me).

Me: i dey.

Abel : who be That banny...(he meant the girl).
Me: she say she and her friends wan sitting with us.

Caleb: (with mouth full) hope her friends na girls o.

Abel: i hope them em be girls too ooo.
Me: we're bout to find out.

Just then the girl walked in with three other girls... Mehn em too goes well.

Hii,she said while dropping her plate of food on the table.

There were chorus of greetings from her friends,we returned their greetings too.