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Politics / Re: Mr Obi’s Presidential Ambitions. by Nicheey(m): 2:13pm On Jun 13, 2022
If you support mr obi send a picture of you and your name to get a campaign design. Below are few ones I already did, let’s trend this guys.

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Politics / Mr Obi’s Presidential Ambitions. by Nicheey(m): 2:07pm On Jun 13, 2022
in all social media and within our household, it is without a single doubt that mr obi who hails from anambra is a relevant topic on every one’s lips.

Who is mr obi?

Mr obi whose full name is Peter Gregory Obi CON[1] (born 19 July 1961) is a Nigerian politician and businessman, who was the vice presidential candidate in the 2019 Nigerian general election under the People's Democratic Party (P.D.P),[2][3][4] He was the former governor of Anambra State serving from 17 March 2006 to 2 November 2006, when he was impeached and from 9 February 2007 to 29 May 2007 after his impeachment was overturned.[5] Although a fresh election was held on 29 April 2007, he was reappointed governor on 14 June 2007 after a court ruling that he should be allowed to complete a four-year term.[6][7] He was re-elected to a second-term in office during the February 6th, 2010 gubernatorial elections.[8]

Qualifications?

University of Nigeria, Nsukka (B.A. Philosophy)

· Lagos Business School, Nigeria (Chief Executive Program)

· Harvard Business School, Boston, U.S.A. (Mid to Mid Marketing)

· Harvard Business School, Boston, U.S.A. (Changing the Game)

· London School of Economics (Financial Mgmt/Business Policy)

· Columbia Business School, New York, U.S.A. (Marketing Mgmt )

· Institute for Management Development, Switzerland (Senior Executive Program)

· Institute for Management Development, Switzerland (Break-Through Program for CEOs)

· Kellogg Graduate School of Management, U.S.A. (Advanced Executive Program)

· Kellogg School of Management U.S.A. (Global Advanced Mgmt Program)

. Oxford University: Said Business School, (Advanced Mgmt& Leadership Program)

. Cambridge University: George Business School (Advanced Leadership Program)

Accomplishments?

Governor, Anambra State of Nigeria (2006-2014)

· Honorary Special Adviser to the President on Finance (till May, 2015)

· Member, Presidential Economic Management Team (till May, 2015)

· Vice-Chairman, Nigeria Governors’ Forum (2008-2014)

· Chairman, South-East Governors’ Forum (2006-2014)

. Former Chairman: Board of Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)

· Former Chairman: Fidelity Bank Plc.

· Former Chairman: Guardian Express Mortgage Bank, Ltd.

· Former Chairman: Future Views Securities, Ltd.

· Former Chairman: Paymaster Nigeria Plc.

· Former Chairman: Next International (Nigeria) Ltd

· Former Director: Guardian Express Bank Plc.

· Former Director: Chams Nigeria Plc.

· Former Director: Emerging Capital Ltd

· Former Director: Card Centre Plc

MEMBERSHIP OF PROFESSIONAL ASSOCIATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS

· Member, Nigerian Economic Summit Group (NESG)

· Member, Nigerian Chartered Institute of Bankers

· Member, British Institute of Directors (IOD)

MEMBERSHIP OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COMMITTEES

In my capacity as the Governor of Anambra State, I served as a member of:

*Federal Government Committee on Minimum Wage

*Federal Government Committee on Negotiation with Labour on Subsidy

*Federal Government Committee on Mass Transit

*Federal Government Committee on Natural Resource

*National Economic Council Committee on Power Sector Reform

*National Economic Council Committee on Sharing of MDGs Funds

*National Economic Council Committee on Accurate Data on Nigeria’s Oil Import and Export

*Agricultural Transformation Implementation Council

*Sub-Committee on Needs Analysis of Public Universities in Nigeria

*National Economic Council Review Committee on the Power Sector

Recognition and awards?

2015: Golden Jubilee Award from Catholic Diocese of Onitsha for outstanding contribution to quality healthcare delivery in St. Charles Borromeo Hospital in particular and Anambra State in general, on the occasion of the Golden Jubilee celebration of the hospital.

*2014: Nigerian Library Association Golden Merit Award for remarkable improvement of libraries in Anambra State, exemplified by our Government’s construction of the Kenneth Dike Digital State Library, remarkable upgrade of the Onitsha Divisional Library, and provision of library facilities in secondary schools across the State.

*2014: Champion Newspaper Most Outstanding Igbo Man of the Decade.

* 2014 The Voice Newspaper (Holand) Achievers Award for Outstanding Example in Leadership and Governance.

*2013: Silver Bird Man of the Year (with Governor BabatundeFashola of Lagos State).

*2012: Business Hallmark Newspaper Man of the Year.

*2012: The Golden Award on Prudence – by the Methodist Church of Nigeria as the Most
Financially Prudent Governor in Nigeria.

* 2012: Leadership and Good Governance Award by The Ezeife Leadership Foundation Award for restoring peace and harmony to Anambra State.

* 2012: Best Performing Governor on Immunization in South-East Nigeria – by Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.

* 2012: Outstanding Financial Planner and Manager – by the Church of Nigeria, Anglican Communion for my resourcefulness and creativity in governance.

*2011: Zik Leadership Prize.

*2010: ICT Governor of the Year – by the West Africa ICT Development Award.

*2009: Champion Newspaper Nigeria’s Most Trustworthy Governor Award.

*2009: Thisday Newspaper Most Prudent Governor in Nigeria.

*2007: The Sun Newspaper Man of the Year Award.

**The Nigerian MDGs Office/UNDP Best Governor in the Implementation of the MDGs in Nigeria

INTRODUCTION OF CONSTITUTIONAL AND OTHER MAJOR CHANGES IN NIGERIAN POLITICS

*He was the first gubernatorial candidate in Nigeria to legally challenge to its logical conclusion, his governorship electoral victory that was denied him. He won in the Courts and reclaimed his mandate.

*He was the first Governor in Nigeria to legally challenge his wrongful impeachment and was reinstated by the Courts.

*He was the first Governor in Nigeria to seek the interpretation of tenures of Governors when INEC allowed elections to take place in Anambra State when his tenure had not expired; the election already concluded was cancelled and he was allowed to complete his tenure.

*He was the first Governor to serve a 2nd term in both the new and old Anambra State, that is, almost 40 years after creation of the State.

*He was the first Governor, whilst still in Office, to be appointed a Special Adviser to the President.

*He was the first serving Governor to be appointed into the Presidential Economic Management Team.

*He was among the first Governors to be honoured with a National Award in 2011, while still in office.

*Though the only Governor whose political party was in government in only one State, he was elected Vice-Chairman of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum twice.

*Though the only non-PDP Governor in the South-East (made up of 5 States), he was elected by the other 4 PDP Governors as their Chairman for 8 years rather than the usual one year.

Achievements while a governor of Anambra state?

1. Anambra was the first State to commence Sub-Sovereign Wealth savings, the first of its kind in Sub-Saharan Africa. At a time many other Governors were leaving huge debts, I left the equivalent of $500 million Dollars in investment as well as local and foreign currency, including $156 million in Dollar-denominated bonds.

2. For the first time in the history of Anambra State, Ambassadors and High Commissioners of notable countries such as United States, Britain, Russia, European Union, South Africa, Belgium, Israel, the Netherlands, Canada, among others, visited the State. Before my tenure, Anambra was practically a pariah state blacklisted by the Diplomatic Corps and international development partners.

3. Development partners such as UNDP, UNICEF, the World Bank, DFID, the European Union etc., which hitherto were not in Anambra State started working with the State. Anambra was consistently adjudged one of the best states in development partnership and commitment to reforms for good governance.

4. He was recognised as Best Governor by the Millennium Development Goals Office (OSSAP-MDGs) and the UNDP in the implementation of their programmes in Nigeria.

5. The Nigerian Debt Management Office (DMO) rated Anambra as the least indebted state in Nigeria. In spite of visible and measurable achievements recorded in various sectors, the State under him did not borrow or raise bonds for her various projects.

6. The Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria rated Anambra State as the most financially stable state in the country.

7. The State’s ground-breaking return of schools to their original owners – Voluntary Agencies (Churches) on 1st January 2009, and subsequent partnership with the Agencies in Education, saw the State move from 24th position out of 36 States to Number One in National Examination Council (NECO) and West African Examination Council (WAEC) examinations for three consecutive years. This made the World Bank to commission a study, led by the renowned Prof. Paul Collier of Oxford University, on this revolutionary partnership and phenomenal achievement.

8. The State also entered into strategic partnership with the Churches in the Health sector. This symbiotic relationship resulted in a tremendous boost to health care because of the services offered by health institutions owned by Voluntary Agencies, while the State restored grants to the agencies and made available to them more than 50 million Dollars in various types of support.

10. Through partnership with the Church in the Health sector, his Government funded the transformation of -:

a: Iyienu Hospital, Ogidi;
b: Our Lady of Lourdes Hospital, Ihiala;
c: St Charles Borromeo Hospital, Onitsha;
d: Holy Rosary Hospital, Waterside, Onitsha; and
e: St. Joseph Hospital, Adazi-Nnukwu.
His Government also built the Joseph Nwilo Heart Centre in St. Joseph, Adazi-Nnukwu, where heart operations are now being performed.

11. His Government won the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (1 Million dollars) as the best-performing state in immunisation in the South-East. With complementary funding from our Government, they used the money to build 10 Maternal and Child Care Centres across the State, particularly in rural communities, in partnership with the Churches.

12. The State was the first to procure and distribute more than 30,000 computers to secondary schools, including 22,500 from HP. The Managing Director for Personal Systems Group HP Inc, Mr. FabriceCampoy described the deployment as the biggest of such projects in the Middle-East and Africa.

13. Anambra State Government provided Microsoft Academies to more than 500 secondary schools, which the Head of Microsoft in Nigeria (Mr. Ken Span) described as the biggest such deployment in Africa so far.

14. The State provided Internet access to more than 500 secondary schools, which the CEO of Galaxy Backbone (Mr. Gerald Ilukwe) characterized as incomparable to any in the country.

15. More than 700 buses were provided to secondary schools in the State by our Government.

16. Boreholes were provided in schools all over the State.

17. Numerous classrooms were built in all the 177 communities of the State.

18 As part of the efforts to turn around the economy of the State, a number of companies were attracted to build their facilities in the Anambra State. A case in point is SABMiller, the 2nd largest brewery in the world, which built their first Green Field facility in the State, which is today one of the most successful facilities they operate globally.

19. A number of other companies followed the SABMiller initiative and were all supported and encouraged under our Government; a good example is INNOSON Motor Manufacturing Company, from which our government bought more than 1,000 vehicles.

20. Anambra State for the first time started close collaboration with recognized government security agencies (the Police, Army, Navy, Department of State Security, Civil Defence, among others), offering them various types of support including provision of more than 500 security vehicles. The improvement in security was phenomenal, such that the former IG of Police (Abubakar Mohammed) lauded Anambra State for not witnessing any bank robbery in my last three years in office.

21. To further enhance security, Anambra State provided at least one security vehicle to each of all the 177 communities in the State as well as various organizations such as markets and Churches.

22. His Administration conceived and built, from scratch, the first state-owned Teaching Hospital, Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu teaching Hospital, Awka.

23. His Government commenced the planned development of the Igbariam Campus of the ChukwuemekaOdumegwu-Ojukwu University, including the fencing, construction of internal roads, electrification, construction of the Faculty of Law, Auditorium, Administrative Block, Faculty of Agriculture, Management Building, among others).

24. His Government attracted the World Bank support on erosion – National Erosion and Watershed Management Project (NEWMAP) – to Anambra State.

25. His Government was the first to do Poverty Mapping in Nigeria, as a guide for the effective implementation of our poverty-alleviation strategies.

26 His Government, for the first time, undertook the aerial mapping of Awka as well as the production of Structure Plans for Awka Capital Territory, Onitsha and Nnewi.

27. During his tenure and with his Government’s support, Anambra State became an oil producing State.

28. He built the first Secretariat Complex to house State Government Ministries that were hitherto scattered around the State.

29. His government commenced the development of the ‘Three Arms Zone’ comprising Government House/Governor’s Lodge, Legislative Building/Speakers Residence, and Judiciary Building with Chief Judge’s Residence.

30. By the end of his tenure in 2014, more than twelve (12) health institutions, including two hospitals, had secured accreditation; when we took off in 2006, no health institution in Anambra State was duly accredited.

31. Anambra State was the first to undergo national peer review, which scrutinised State Governments for good governance, through the State Peer Review Mechanism (SPRM), an initiative of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum in collaboration with the DFID.

With the above already listed,I hope you make the right choice at the polling unit, God Bless NIGERIA.

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Lady Goes To Church With A Gun (Photos) by Nicheey(m): 1:46pm On Jun 13, 2022
ChiefSosa:
That won't have any effect 'cause those terrorists are coming with RPGs and Helicopter. Even ordinary Fulani herdsmen roam around with AK-47.

You know Watin you Dey talk so? Helicopter and rpgs? Are you being funny or what?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Soldiers Suffer Acute Radiation Sickness In Ukraine by Nicheey(m): 3:50pm On Apr 01, 2022
Miracle112:
Well the Russians bleeped around and found out you don't establish military positions in a nuclear hazard zone. Cancers will follow them through their lives.
I just wonder how anybody specially military personnels can be such dumb that they dont know the region they are scouring additionally they are carrying out frequent drills .


By the way.. I have a standard unisex saloon for sale located at very busy junction in Portharcourt.
Very standard with up to date facilities.
3.3m price
Is the building included?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Randy Russian Soldiers Flirt With Ukrainian Girls Amidst Invasion by Nicheey(m): 9:42am On Feb 25, 2022
freshkpomo:
Zombie Nigerians supporting Putin nor know say if by mistake this thing lead to world war, all other smaller countries go start dey settle scores within too because but will be a free for all. The America they fear will be busy fighting. Guess what? Here in Nigeria Boko Haram and Iswap will take over Nigeria in Just 1 week and most of you guys will have your ass forked and your sisters and mother raped with a big deek thrusting into your ass and in the end you will be beheaded. You think the reason Boko Haram is still hiding is because of our Army? Their sponsors fear the international community that's all...But this Ukraine issue will further give them the idea that the international community will not do shit, so Nigerians get ready for the worse!!

Who ever believes this is beyond dumb

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Met A Girl You Know In A Brothel? by Nicheey(m): 3:29pm On Sep 25, 2021
bitbillionaire:
I have a question. Would you advise a man who is about to marry but never had sex before to patronize prostitutes in order to acquire some sexual skills and experience?

Just asking for a friend.
No Dey lie, na you your self Dey ask baba�

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Family / Re: I Don't Find My Wife Sexually Attractive. Please Help by Nicheey(m): 6:01pm On Sep 10, 2021
ahnie:

Save your breathe...he has already gone outside.
Lmaooooo bloody
Sports / Re: Pita Taufatofu Shines At Tokyo Olympic As He Appears Without Shirt (Pix by Nicheey(m): 9:54am On Jul 24, 2021
GoldenJAT:
Seen! But not oppressed!! I de drink beer as I typed this!!! Na still White gown all of us go wear for heaven!!
Oil dey ur head lmao
Crime / Re: Man Strangled To Death After His 101kg Wife Sat On His Face During An Argument by Nicheey(m): 7:36am On May 20, 2021
ChiefSosa:
BDSM GONE WRONG.....She should have learned from Cherokee D ass, abella danger, pinky, Phoenix Marie, diamond Jackson, Jada fire, Sarah banks, Sara jay, Nyomi banxx, layla Monroe, Victoria cakes, etc...Legends know what I'm talking about

May your days be long lmaooo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 2:07am On Mar 12, 2021
Stormtrooper11:

True...the civilians lose in 6 months

Hahahahaha loooooool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 1:18am On Mar 12, 2021
Salatavor:
e clear say na unpatriotic self loathing, egoistic people na him some of this men just be. No wonder they attack civilians at the slightest provocation. People appreciate you when they see victories, peace and a dignified armed forces. Not failures from failures to failures. In ancient Rome when a army is defeated sometimes the general takes his own life instead of returning to the city. But this Werey wants us to appreciate them on top of failure.

OK let's say we are supposed to appreciate you and soldiers are supposed to be appreciated, who will appreciate the US soldiers that fought in world War 2? US citizens or Europeans? Who will appreciate the Nigerian Soldiers that fought in Sierra Leone and Liberia? Nigerians Citizens or Liberians. Some of the commentators here seems to talk like stack egoistic illiterates. How do you appreciate a man that has laid down his life to defend his people? How will a living soldier be seeking for appreciation when there are thousands of dead unknown soldiers?

What rights does a general that failed in battle to seek for appreciation? What

If e easy pick form na may we know how far. nigerians as a whole are unappreciative towards the military,like bruh this men are the reason you are safe in you face me I face you selfcon in One inhabitable place in Lagos State. Yet even the merest appreciation like 'thank you for your service' dey hard you to talk.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 3:42pm On Mar 01, 2021
Valkrie:


If many soldiers resigned..nobody would suffer..we would simply pick up arms and take charge of our own security...All over the world in war once soldiers are overwhelmed it is the civilians that patch up...do some some war research...cos a man is a civilian doesn't mean he is useless when the time for war comes...

What ever shit you smoke works

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Celebrities / Re: Abbyke Domina Buys A Range Rover (Pix) by Nicheey(m): 2:44pm On Jan 25, 2021
InfernoNig:
We go get money this year.
Amen
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Charged To Court For Murdering 4-year-old Son In UK (photo) by Nicheey(m): 3:35pm On Jan 06, 2021
BizDesigner360:
Look at the a way a country who really love and care for its citizens should treat a dead person. They sealed an entire entrance for just one person.

God will help us
Omo,e get waytin Una no dey complain?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Spa Offers Snake Massages. Viral Video Leaves Twitter Terrified by Nicheey(m): 9:16pm On Jan 04, 2021
fati2001:





I can't force you to believe me...

but that's a man lap and I'm the one...


YOU GUYS WILL BE TAGGING ANY F MONIKERS THAT'S REAL MALE WITHOUT ANY PROVE...


BUT WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A MAN.. EVEN WHEN THE PICTURE IS RIGHT ININ. YOUR FACE (FORGET I USED THAT F, I'M A MAN)

Omo are u Nigeria?
Politics / Re: Christmas Celebration: Jonathan Urges Nigerians To Show Love, Unity by Nicheey(m): 6:54am On Dec 25, 2020
Merry Christmas people, please spare something for me. Everywhere is tight. Anything at all would do.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 6:53am On Dec 25, 2020
Merry Christmas people, please spare something for me. Everywhere is tight.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 6:52am On Dec 25, 2020
Merry Christmas people, if there's enough please spare something for me, everywhere I tight for me
Food / Re: What Are You Cooking On Christmas Day? by Nicheey(m): 6:50am On Dec 25, 2020
Merry Christmas people, spare something for me let me too do Christmas.
Food / Re: Post Your Christmas Food Pictures Here by Nicheey(m): 2:29am On Dec 07, 2020
YorubaKing:


For where? I dey fast joor... cool

....for a better 2020. grin

From the future, 2020 is worse than 2019.
Romance / Re: Police Arrest Sex Worker Over Client’s Death In Rivers’ Brothel by Nicheey(m): 10:50am On Dec 06, 2020
MikeMicheal:
I remember the last time I died in the hands of sex workers, it wasnt funny.

Na from hell you for the post so?
Events / Re: Beautiful Mermaid Celebrates Her Birthday In Beach Water In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Nicheey(m): 7:37pm On Nov 29, 2020
NiRfreak:

Just STFU.....You think you know shit. You don't know poo about life

Enlighten me brother.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 12:05am On Nov 26, 2020
grin
GeneralFarouq:
Mad courage, where dem keep their helmet
I swear to God grin
GeneralFarouq:
Mad courage, where dem keep their helmet
I swear to God

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Nicheey(m): 11:45am On Oct 18, 2020
chkil1:
republic sahraoui army
Never heard of them, could you enlighten me?
Family / Re: Nigerian Father Employs His Son As Security Man In His Company by Nicheey(m): 10:34pm On Oct 13, 2020
ThreeEyedRaven:

He'll grow up to fit in grin grin

Lmaoo madd

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 5:39pm On Sep 30, 2020
FirstSon01:


The pusihment seems a bit too extreme. I tried it once and couldn't balance.
They should get better quick cause I intend to join the army as a medic (doctor) but that training made me change mind to just chill with doing morning ward rounds than morning drill rounds grin
What's COIN??

No bother, we no go accept you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 1:50am On Sep 29, 2020
GeneralFarouq:
Using India has ur line of argument is weak... Indian a third world country, poverty,not much difference btw Indian and Nigeria

Do you know India is one of the world's fastest growing economy? And an uprising super power?.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 1:47am On Sep 29, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Which one is i left military and went to navy again? Navy no be military again ni
Lmao

Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 7:52pm On Sep 11, 2020
crystalmoon:
Update pls I love this story

Update, next episode is Tomorrow
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Rugged Chaiz Man. by Nicheey(m): 3:16pm On Sep 07, 2020
Chapter 12.

I lay on my bed tired and exhausted,the room lights were on already. I checked time in my phone it was 5 am. I no dey see lizzy, ahbi she left already?.

Me:afonne abeg u see that erima wey be follow me sleep?
Afonne:that erima wey dey give us ring tone na, wey una no gree let us sleep.
Me: I have no idea what u talking bout (my facial expression dey betraying I swear lmao)
Afonne:how u go know?, Sha she Don go. She drop money for u, see am here. (he hands me notes of a thousand naira).
Afonne :na 5k dey Dia, be like she pay you to Bleep am.

People I thought were asleep burst laugh, prince laughed the loudest. Mehn I just weak.

The day was fast, I was in class already. As usual lecturer hasn't come yet, buh the class is filled to capacity. Going through my phone i saw pictures of lizzy, she must have taken a selfie yesterday.

'is that your girl friend?' a familiar voice said behind me.
I turned back to see whose voice was it, it was Lizzy. Standing there right behind me.

Me:lizzy
Lizzy :are you mad? Call me Bae.

See me see trouble o, just like that? I talk for my mind.

Lizzy:you dey curse me for your mind ahbi?
Me: ah me? I'm I mad? Who me, how I form? How I exist?.
Lizzy :shut up already.

Her fragrance as always has a sweet aroma, she hugged me so tight I thought I may suffocate between her two breasts.

Me:you and this your hoods eh, wear another thing na.
Lizzy: did I complain?
Me:kpele.
Lizzy :you too kpele.
Me:waytin you dey do here?, no be for ent u dey learn?
Lizzy :I come find man.

'good morning class, if you're for this class please make your self ready for studies, if you're not please leave the class'. It was our lecturer, Mr liberty. He walked to the front of the class beside him were two boys, one held his bag while the other his books.

Lizzy :by Bae, love you. (she peaked me on the cheek, mehn I mad).

This man boring eh, Kai. I Don yawn like 7 times under 1 min.

'so class see you next time', immediately I closed my book and made way to the door. School no dey excite me again, nothing just dey excite me.

'baba wida your eyes na, why you dey pass our middle'? Voice came from behind. See me o, I pass road em dey talk Dia middle, shey I see any body hia?

'abobi wida u na?' this time the voice was loud. I dey contemplate whether to turn back answer em or ma run. Die it I exclaimed in my mind,las Las hand no go touch me.

Me: senior men, no perre for me.

They were 4 two beside me sitting on a plastic chair while the other two were standing. From their dresses I can tell they're med lab (medical laboratory students). Normal white and blue.

Boy 1: you get mind o, no salutation just straight to the point as we be your elder brothers na.

Kai which kind wahala be this, the senior men wey I call una just now ni? Ahbi ma prostrate?

Me:senior man no be so.

'ahboy lap' a voice said from my left.
Me:I should come?

Boy2: no o, my father should come.
Me: senior man no be so.

I moved closer to him next thing I hear na one loud shout 'abobi focus dia'. Ahan ahan is this one normal? No be the guy say may I come ni?.

Boy 3: you dey mad?
Me:ahan ahan senior man waytin sup.
Boy 3:u dey ask me waytin sup?.
Me:as per normal levels na so I fit to avoid am next time.
Boy3: shey u no dey see capon shadow?.

I just weak. Ahsin I just weak.

Me:no vex senior man.

Boy 1: waytin make u pass this road sef.
Me:na my usual route be this senior man.
Boy 3: so u mean all this while na hia u dey pass?
Me:yes senior man.
' you dey Bleep up o, HwfA may we blow am Kala na?. I no like him face'. The fourth and last boy boy3 addressed as capon finally speak.

Blow who Kala? This people well?.

Boy 1: na WA for u o, chill as hear capon?.
Capon: na cuz of u o.

I just dey look em like fowl wey em Wan kill for Christmas.

'aboy capon you dey Bleep up o' a fermin voice came from behind me. I turned na those two girls wey cousin mount on me,i have never been happier as I see em.

Boy 1: kizaz you say?.

Who em dey call kizaz biko? E go be either of the girl Sha ma quiet.

Kizaz : shhhh ahbobi jonsing j man die your capping.

'una dey do do o, who una Wan blow Kala?' the second girl asked

Boy 2: winchy even you?.

Capon: waytin dey happen hia na? Why you leave your Iceland come disturb me for my Panama?

Before I say jack every body dey reach to em waist. Na so I take die? Just cuz I cross person middle? Waytin I go tell God? Say I dey cross for road by mistake I cross person middle so em puff me.

Winchy: frank lap hia.
Boy 3: if you move.

Omo this time e dey as if em concrete my body for where I stand, I no move back I no move front.

Kizaz: you know who be this? Shey una want may we Plunder una Panama?.

Capon: you're capping, who him be?.
Winchy : na striker brother be this, shey u go talk say u no no striker for this school?

The boys looked at each other, after brief mummering between em selves em say MA disembark like I be dey inside ship before.

As soon as we burst out to main road winchy hala me like say MA die. E for better if those boys be puff me o cuz as e dey be like this winchy fit puff me.

Kizaz:girlie e do, free am.
Winchy :ahboy from now hence forth the only place we no go dey follow u go na toilet.

Tor what can I do? My appearance dey bring unnecessary attention towards me.

Kizaz :waytin u find come management science?
Me: I find Lizzy come.

She was gonna say something but she kept quiet, Sha me no even reason am. I enter inside the big hall, many people dey pass up and down. Lizzy say MA meet her for en2.

I dey front of en2 see say people full dey talk, some dey read and do on.

I enter inside see Lizzy, one boy be dey her front. I swear the boy goes well pass me for everything, height, dressing, handsome, asin I dey learn.

As soon as our eye hit each other's she wink at me. Mehn I felt a quick rush in my stomach. she was wearing a white glasses, she kept nodding her head from time to time and still steal glances at me.

I tap my chest then pointed at the door (I Wan dey go) she point me then point door then do make slay sign (if you go I'll kill you).
Tor, I was forced to watch her flirt.

I brought out my phone o, plug my ear phones. On my data enter whatsapp, mehn abobi Eddie roll 'satisfy you' dey jam for my ears, I Don krass. Fan dey blow me breeze I just lay my back on the desk, this song go go well with weed Sha.

'ahboy where u' message popup. Na Abel, 'I dey en2' I replied.

'I dey lap', I see the message ' okay I dey wait u'.

I dropped the phone on my lap, I put the song on repeat. As the song dey hit me remain small I for sing aloud. I looked at Lizzy, she blow me kiss. Mehn even though person dey chyke her she still dey show me affection, Kai if I ask her out now she fit talk no nah I no go ask her out. If na friendship we get may e remain like that.

I Don dey here for 10 mins already, I stand up Waka go meet her.
'big man HwfA' I greeted the guy that was talking with her.
'I dey oh bros' , baba greet me comot face for my side.

Tor I be Wan ask am if him fit excuse me, buh for this nonsense attitude tah forget.

Me:Bae HwfA
Lizzy smile one wicked smile eh, look the guy she was talking to.

Lizzy: Daniel meet Franklin my boyfriend, franklin meet Daniel my very very good friend.

Mehn the guy shock, I no blame am Sha, even me shock.

Lizzy :Daniel later na, my boy friend wants to take me out.

Since when I turn her boyfriend? Where I tell her say I dey go biko? Mehn I don't know what just happen buh fuvkkk, I Don get her.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 12:04pm On Aug 09, 2020
Tobiloba2407:


Whenever I'm in ibadan, i will reach out to you, till them, I'm reading you posts, to get information to track you, if that doesn't work, I know what to do.


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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Nicheey(m): 8:56am On Jul 23, 2020
remi1444:
Do heroes wear Cape? .
The only Hero I know is Col. Abu and he was always on camou pants and Tee.

Are you being sarcastic or?? Cuz aside from col Abu we have many heroes, both past and present that has paid the Supreme price in Northern theatre.

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