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So if the massage therapist is a male I ll let her massage my girl hun No thanks.

APC OP and this puerile-like thread. You did quite well with editing the TEXT. Even after jonathan accepted defeat you are still on this. Shame.

Yea sophie, the lady with the dear leg in Aeon-flux. Wow.

CORRECT.

shachris03:
lie.

it's actually in this order.

AIRTEL
MTN
ETISALAT
GLO.

Glo own be say you no go even get beta network to exhaust the data sef.

so why do you have the MB, for glo to economize at ur inconvenience I have no personal connection with'em but MTN is the BEST.

njuwo:
I caught one fine girl on a BBM group last week sunday and we started chatting. She started disturbing me o, to come and see her, since we don't leave faraway. She is the type that is caged at home which i noticed from her chat. She said when i get there i should colonise the gateman if possible i should give him small money so that he will smuggle me into her room because her father is a retired army, a very harsh one for that matter who doesn't tolerate boys visiting his only daughter. When i got there i saw an old man outside the house, he was wearing a short knicker and a tear tear singlet holding a newspaper. I asked if he was the gateman and he said yes. So i said my angel Merriment told me to come see her. Is she available or switched off. He said she is available and that she is inside. What of her useless daddy? Hope say he is not available o? He said he is not. So i said he should carry me to Merriment's room for enjoyment purpose. He said, Okay, let's go in! I said he should wait first, let me go and buy condom at the nearby shop should incase the enjoyment leads to the next level. He said, Okay, make it snappy, I'm waiting! But wait o. I asked. What tore your singlet like this? He said it got torn while they were doing a little sanitation in the compound. I told him not to worry that i will buy another one for him. He thanked me. And i told him he is a correct guy, and that after everything i will give him small thing to hold body with. Again, he thanked me. As i was looking for a shop to buy condom from i saw a guy carrying a dozen of singlet. I then asked where i can buy condom from, in the area. He showed me. I asked if he was selling the singlets, that i want to buy one for somebody. He then told me that they were doing a little sanitation in their house when his oga's singlet got torn. So his oga said he should go and buy a dozen of singlets for him. He poiinted at them Merritment's house and said he is the gateman there. Please, i don't know if i should go back to the house again?

yea, good idea. Go back and have a little chat with that tear tear singlet old guy.

swaggzo:
PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE ME A NEXT TIME.

repulsive


I QUOTE.

swaggzo:
PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE ME A NEXT TIME.

repulsive



I QUOTE !

swaggzo:
YOU CAN AS WELL ABSTAIN FROM QUOTING ME A NEXT TIME.

just as u ve made ur own blunder "A"


Post more of those $hit

And u ll get more of mine

I QUOTE !

swaggzo:
YOU CANNOT EVEN SPELL.
GO HOME. . YOU'RE DRUNK.

lols I'm an abstainer. I made a mistake at hear InSTDF (here) big deal ?

swaggzo:
IF MY DAUGHTER IS OF AGE I WILL NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR HER.

SHE'LL HAVE HER LIFE TO LIVE, I'LL BE JUST THERE TO GUILD HER THROUGH. . AND JUST PLAY MY PART.

I WILL NOT TELL HER TO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR TO NOT FCCK WHO SHE LIKES. .

I'LL LET HER DO HER THING HER WAY, AS A GROWN UP.

WoW! You ll make an Excellent DaDdY of the century.. Too bad the innocent girl already has a DICK for a father. With what I saw hear, you are not going to play any good part in the poor girls life so WTF are you guiding

RottenTomato:
Shut up! Mugu!

you don't wanto do that.

martyns303:
On a proper day, u can't come anything close to where I am, less of talking to me. But then this a public forum so u can whatever you want.

don't listen to him. The bacteria in that tomato head of his had eaten deep so hez now full of $hiT !

swaggzo:
YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSTING SUCH A THING AT THIS STAGE OF YOUR LIFE.

POINT ME ONE OF YOUR FAM MEMBER OR SIBLING WHO'S A SAINT. . AND I POINT OUT 50 ANIMALS THAT ARE.


SOME LADIES COHABIT WITH THEIR GUY UNTIL THEY EVEN GET MARRIED.

ITS THEIR BUSINESS. NOBODY SHOULD BE BOTHERED WHERE ITS TAKING THEM TO AS LONG AS THEY ARE ADULTS AND ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DECIDE WHAT THEY WANT WITH THEIR LIVES!

Except that it mostly fails them. And they end up where they don't want. In a world where people love and care about each other it's only fair to make them understand where they are getting it wrong so the rule of "its their business" doesn't apply in such cases. I M SURE AS HELL YOU CAN'T ADVICE YOUR DAUGHTER IN THIS MANNER, why make the impression

swaggzo:
WELL SAID RAPMONEY, WELL SAID.


BUT LIFE IS ALWAYS BETTER WHEN WE MIND OUR OWN BUSINESS.

WE WILL MAKE MORE PROFIT IF WE DO, INSTEAD OF POKING AROUND, INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S MATTERS.

Jesus christ didn't mind his own business when he came to die for our sins. Will you say He did sth wrong. Let the truth be told for a change. After-all we all want change ISN'T

Blebleswag:
Same they wil do to ur sisters, cos she's bn jumpin 4rm peter2james, fryingpan2pot etc.
Or if u dnt hav sisters, then to ur girl child/children

STOP CUSSING

SeverusSnape:
OP, YOU'RE right. I agree with you.
And most of them won't get married to the said boyfriend, These set of girls are very sanctimonious too...They are the best set of church goers.
Rubbish!!!...

hahahahahahahaha very funny but true.

Good then. Fayose already said his state ll defeat APC plenty times over in anything, so m not surprise. Dude is a Badass

kristisking:
You are a bigger idiot.What is your business with people jubilation?

Do you understand english

Isn't JK cute . Let doctore catch you.

Cutesexy1:
Lets keep our fingers crossed

Nope sweetheart open ur fingers and thumbprint. . . PDP.

Deemas:
Why is it that we are getting reports of violence in the south while evrything seems to moving smoothly in the North?

well isn't it obvious They are observing a free and fair election in the north since underage children are on the queue.

jimi4us:
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can't laff o

Hahahahah . Na wa for you oo, u wan find trouble u no still sabi spoke. Please which country is Vasa OP is looking for a visa.

UrennaNkoli:
Pls say no to violence.
Promote a free and fair election while you neglect PDP and their dubious plans, rigging and fraud.
Pls vote wisely.

how are you promoting free and fair elections here By pointing fingers to pdp ? Where in the above stated is it that they were suspected pdp thugs. Talking about rigging and fraud no party does it better than APC. Unless you can otherwise state how using underage children to rig a free and fair election. Open your one-sided brain and think.

10 beard-faced men

ritababe:
am from edo and he is 100 percent correct

According to a brothel manager My sis is from Edo and her hus is living a fulfilled life with her. I live with Edos and contrary to what I heard, they can be what a charming prince wish for. So speak for yourself if you aren't living up to standard.

Nursecaleb:
Bro,u get wife there ni? For me its edo

you get wife for Edo too ? You know nothing about Edo women.

Christ! Is h/she still alive ?

shadowgwalker:
abeg you guys should stop calling southern states and the bloody -sexual western state!!


I'm yet to see you guys mention the east. igbo men stay with their wives till old age and beyond...

I'm from the north oh!

majority....true!