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Tell her to stop only if you’ve found another job for her.

nuban07:
If not for our backwardness, why will they be removing a man hole cover, something that can lead to a major accident or we now need security to be watching over man hole cover again

They don’t care if the whole country burns, all they want is their money

'When life ends up breathtakingly fvcked, you can generally trace it to one, big, bad decision'

What movie?

kay9:
If we mixing movies with TV shows and serialisations... The quote was also used in "The Boondocks" (A Date with the Health Inspector), and by Samuel L Jackson himself too.

Never seen that before

kay9:
Let's try this one for size:





(8.) "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

Avengers 2012

MJBOLT:

The Tinder though

CsRockefeller:
Lol. I know this one. Samuel L Jackson in the movie King Kong.

Luke Hobbs in Fast and furious 7

She: Did you bring the Calvary?
He: Lady, I am the Calvary!

Which movie?

CsRockefeller:
That's a tough one.

Pulp Fiction

motherfucker:

Sorry Motherfucker

CsRockefeller:
Samuel L Jackson?

Sure, but what movie?

kay29000:
Hello guys. Please can somewhere help with a website where I can download classic Indian Movies of the 70s and 80s... Dharmendra, and old Amitabh Bachchan movies. It should be a site with subtitled movies. Most of the ones I see have movies that are not subtitled.

Thanks in advance.

Download MX player or VLC and search for the subtitles yourself

English Motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

Y’all ought to know this one

Dera2k:
Is there a thread for marvel fans... I done search tire

Search for Marvel Cinematic Universe under the TV/Movies sub-topic

Minemrys:
Arrow jux ended. And with the popularity of the character, you'd think if it's the intenti0n of wb to bring the character in BoP, they'd have hinted at it fr0m the get go. We'd have heard of a secret casting or an actor whose role is n0t c0nfirmed. G. A is so popular that you'd think if he is to be included in the dceu, a pr0minent actor would play him. And it'd have been ann0unced. Just as ezra miller was ann0unced in 2014. I can bet u that he w0n't cameo, n0t n0w. And certainly n0t in BoP. My God, green arrow resides in a different city, and this film takes place in gotham. Same rum0urs said green lantern was in bvs.

About a lantern in BvS, didn’t Zach confirmed that the jet that went sideways was Hal?

Minemrys:
you've got to look at the story first. I doubt the story meant to highlight feminism, would out of character bring a male character that doesn't c0ncern the story into the film. It steals fr0m the focus. The only reas0n these bloggerz are saying it is cos black canary has always been associatd with green arrow. But wb wants all 3 female characterz to stand on their own, hence the ridiculousness of green arrow appearing. Joker isn't appearing, that should give people clue that wb d0n't want any male character to steal the show.

The article says an appearance in a post credit scene, it’s plausible

Minemrys:
i tire oh. If he finds joker uninteresting, he should try watching interstellar, a much l0nger film with lots of science dialogues.

I wanted to reply him, but I really don’t know what to tell him

DAVE5:
I wasn't looking for action, the least I cld get was to be entertained or learn a thing or two

Guess I expected too much

Coming from me, there was a time when horror was my entertainment then I told myself that cld drive me nuts n I had to repent of it, horror movie was having effect in my everyday life

Joker was just bland... Filled with nothingness

Nah only when murray Franklin (Robert De Niro) introduce am for stage I just enjoy now after continuing to see what becomes of my wasted data

Really? Well, don't treat people like trash, you don't know what they're going through.

Chizuru01:
Oga, abeg how did my girlfriend got pregnant through Precum. I never ejaculated before pulling out and the last time I ejaculated is over a week from the time of the intercourse

https://www.nairaland.com/5652971/pre-cum-beware-get-pregnant

Pre-seminal fluids can also get a woman pregnant

He has money to pay Instablog but he’s borrowing money to buy UPS. There is no case here joorh

RuneKingThor:
Its really badass

I do watch people reactions to it on YouTube and trust me, it does put a smile on my face like an idiot

RuneKingThor:
This is easily the best scene in infinity war. Marvel/Disney better fix thor up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggewc6YLfuk

This scene gives me multiple orgasm

Cajoled to come out of the well then later killed All this blood you people are sharing, theris God o

Shots fired!

Alexandre7:
No,

It’s not true.

Only the baby becomes a U.S. Citizen.

You don’t need to learn the language since the official language of the U.S. is English which’s also spoken in Nigeria.

The US does not have an official language

Enwhen:
THE END IS NEAR








THANK YOU JESUS....thank God tomorrow na Sunday make I born again quick...heaven straight... paradise here I come!!!!

When I’m done, half the universe will still exists

Youthleader22:
Nigeria should spilt from this northerners for crying out loud. Herdsmen..North, boko haram.. North, bandits.. north. No good thing comes from there and they classify us all as Nigerians when only what they can produce is terrorism.

The north will never allow a divided Nigeria for all the reasons you just wrote, where do you expect them to get funding from if we secede? Poverty, terrorism will reign supreme

HIV should be the least of your problem if you having unprotected sex. Do you know how much bringing a child up cost? Have you heard of herpes or genital warts?

RuneKingThor:
That's a lie

How’ve you been? Happy new year

RuneKingThor:
Who missed me

You weren’t missed

Neddstark:
Boko haram are not muslims. They are psychopathic bastards who need to be cleansed from the human race.

I don’t think the FG is taking their matter seriously at all, it’s been more than 10 years we’ve been experiencing their menace now

Afolabimills:
I feel so pained right now so pained I imagine all he went through b4 they killed him because of his bliv n faith in Jesus Christ Islam y? Muslims y?

Muslims didn’t kill him okay. Not all Muslims are terrorist, stop generalizing