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A lady once told me that she prefers older men to young guys like me because the older 'do it' softly and gently, unlike the younger ones that are rough riders and hard when screwing the thing.

na wa for Naija! With the help of African magic, cocain turned to another thing over night! evidence vanished overnight. This made fool of NDLEA and the world. May be you must have been told not to eat the money.

Nigeria’s military on Friday dismissed claims that a man beheaded by Boko Haram fighters in the group’s latest video was an air force pilot in a fighter jet that went missing three weeks ago.
Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau had claimed in the footage obtained by AFP on Thursday that militants shot down the Alpha Jet and showed wreckage of an aircraft which included the Nigerian Air Force’s green and white roundel.
A man, wearing a camouflage print T-shirt and with a heavily bandaged hand in a sling, was seen later kneeling in front of an unmasked Boko Haram fighter in combat fatigues and saying in English that he was one of the pilots.
He appears to give his name, rank and date of birth but the video is inaudible. He is killed after he finishes speaking.
Asked directly about whether the man was an air force pilot, as claimed, spokesman Air Commodore Dele Alonge told AFP: “The man shown in the Boko Haram video is not our officer.
“The picture of a man beheaded in the video is superimposed,” he said without elaborating. “Our plane is still missing and we are looking for it. Boko Haram is just making unfounded claims.”
AFP asked the same question to defence spokesman Major General Chris Olukolade, who announced last week that Shekau was dead.
He said: “No level or amount of barbaric display of bestial atrocities will distract the Nigerian military from sustaining the tempo of ongoing operations to decimate, degrade and bring the remnants of the terrorists already in disarray to due justice.
“The campaign against terror is still recording the expected result in the front. Nigerians should not despair,” he said in a text message that was repeated on his Twitter account.
Nigeria’s military has been under pressure to reverse Boko Haram territorial gains in three northeast states in recent months, with reports that soldiers have fled militant attacks and complaints about a lack of adequate weapons.
According to one security analyst who tracks the conflict, the Alpha Jet sent a signal that it had been hit and the two pilots’ families met air force officers in the days that followed and were told it had crashed.
The jet came down in the heart of rebel-held territory, making search and rescue impossible, he added.
In the video, Shekau is seen on the back of a pick-up truck firing a powerful anti-aircraft gun and boasting about other aircraft Boko Haram has shot down. Source: Vanguard

If we could recall, when Keshi won the African Nations Cup as a Coach with the Super Eagles, his ego and apparent sense of a high class coach rose, to the extent that he began to run his mouth, talking carelessly, taking on any body who comes his way, including the NFF and players. Not done yet, Keshi even almost got emeshed in a racial row when he said African black Coaches are better than the white dudes who are only interested in making monies from Africa and not for the interest of the game. Back home in Nigeria, Keshi was loved and adored by majority of Nigerians and some foreign countries as a result of his feat (Nations Cup trophy) with the Super Eagles. Then it seemed Keshi became over pampered - pride and arrogance crept into Keshi's life that Keshi was threatening Nigerians that he was no longer interested in coaching the Super Eagles, as so many African Nations are wooing him, with better pay and terms to coach their National teams. Keshi sold this bait to NFF, Nigerians and even the presdent, that it took the effort of the President of Nigeria for Keshi to back down from 'abandoning' the Super Eagles to coach another national team( which was really never on card for him in the first place). Then again, immediately the Eagles qualified for the World Cup and even during the course of the World Cup hostilities, Keshi began to sing fresh songs that he would not coach Eagles after the World Cup, that African and non African countries need him to manage their National team, with better pay and terms. For instance, Keshi was so confident that he believed that the South African coaching job has been reserved for him to pick, when he returns from Brazil. At the world cup, we all saw how our Super Eagles played(at best, they got to the round of 16), but what most Nigerians did not know is that these foreign nations eager to contract Keshi as their coach, if there was any at all, saw the technical ability and/or inability of Keshi. So, all of a sudden the supposed other countries wanting to contract Keshi are no more there? Now, Keshi, who used to toss the NFF and Nigerians around, is now the one being tossed around by NFF and Nigerians. MY REPORTS CARD: As a citizen of Nigeria and a stakeholder in the affairs of Nigeria, I will say that Keshi does not have what he brags about. I thought by now, after these dribblings, coupled with the uncertainty surrounding the renewal of his contract, Keshi would have gone ahead to sign for the supposed African Nations. His fate as coach of the Super Eagles is actually uncertain and if I were coach Stephen Keshi, this is the time he should call the bluff and jump at the "numerous better offers" he has always been bragging about. What is he waiting for? May be until, he is disgraced out or are these offers no longer in the card for him? Some Nigerians like me have began to wonder why was he always threatneing Nigeria (a country that gave him the opportunity of winning the Nations cup and to coach at the world cup) with his bragging? This would have been the best time for him to leave, to allow a breathe of fresh air in the Super Eagles. Is he stranded, confused or he does not know his onions?

CoolHunk: Good call. As long as the inspectors shun corruption and act professionally.

shun corruption ?

Na wao! This goat has been come notorious, eating the campaign posters of different politicians since the 12th century. This goat no dey die?

What is really happening with Dangote trucks killings innocent Nigerians every time? If it is not Dangote truck killing motorists on roads, it will be soldiers guarding Dangote factories killing civilians as it happened in Benue State. Can these incessant accidents and killings by Dangote trucks and agents as be a result of carelessness on the part of the drivers or there is something there which the eyes cannot see? Time will tell

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ukukaegbu: You won your match and they still question you for match fixing.

Do they expect you to lose your match before?

They should focus their attention on Levante, abeg.

But one of the players have confessed to that fact, stating yhat he did what the club asked him to do

Nigerian striker, Ike Uche and his team mates have been mentioned in a match-fixing scandal, according to Spanish newspaper El Mundo.
Uche’s club then Real Zaragoza beat Levante 2-1 on the final day of the 2010/11 season to avoid relegation, while Levante and Deportivo La Coruna were demoted as a result.
Atletico Madrid captain Gabi, who scored Zaragoza’s two goals on that fateful day, confessed to a judge Thursday he was aware the match was fixed.
“I just did what the club asked me to do,” the 29-year-old  midfielder  simply said in court, according to  El  Mundo.
It is suspected that Levante players were paid to lose the match.
And the spotlight of this trial has fallen on  Agapito  Iglesias, the then  owner of Zaragoza, Leonardo Ponzio, Leo Franco and Uche, according to El Mundo.
The  prosecutor  wants  to question at least  20 players  in this match-fixing trial. Source: Vanguard

Why is Coach Keshi portraying himself as bad manager? If he is not at war with Osaze today, it will be with Ik Uche, if its not Ike Uche, it is with Mba, yet his blunders continue, resulting in lacklustre team and poor results. Is he really confused?

hopelink1: thank GOd we have ideye

. O.P., wake up

Pls, my wife is nursing 4 months old baby and just after about 3 months of giving birth, we had unprotected intimate relation and a month later, she notices signs of pregnancy. What do we do, as we can't afford to keep the pregancy because our baby is ust too young for her mother to begin another process of giving birth, which as we have timed, may become due when this present is barely a year old? She has tried to see some doctors, but the advice is for her to keep pregnancy and this she finds difficult to do. Pls, I need your advice, what do we do?

Locking our selves up when ever I visted her hostel at NSUK, or she visited me in Abuja, 'DOING IT', from morning till night, except intervals for refreshment. Tina was just too much.

'Fine' women of Nigeria, leaving us. Dora before, now Remi. Rest in peace mama.

But he said he is not a General, neither is he a Commander-in-Chief, nor Zebudkanerzer. Pls

mynd44bankrall: jettu

What a providence? Your Jattu sister who is my wife does not know how to cook o. The mum has been doing the cookings and she has pleaded with me that I should bear it with her, cos she did not grow under her, but with her grand mum who pampered her to the extent of this nature. Now, the grand mum is late and my wife is suffering from the embarrasment of being over pampered.

[quote. author=mynd44bankrall]jettu[/quote]What a providence? Your Jattu sister who is my wife does not know how to cook o. The mum has been doing the cookings and she has pleaded with me that I should bear it with her, cos she did not grow under her, but with her grand mum who pampered her to the extent of this nature. Now, the grand mum is late and my wife is suffering from the embarrasment of being over pampered.

Idrismusty97: It is only "Google.com.ng" celebrating it. "Google.com" isn't.

Haba! Whether Google 'don't' com or Google com, all na Google.

semitunde: That's the "check engine" sign. Have your car scanned to know what is really the fault. It might not be a big deal, but can be the symptom of something worse.

ok, thanks, I do that

For every strides achieved by all well meaning nations, there are heroes who are well known for the significant roles played in relative field towards the attainment of set national goals.
Today, we enjoin you to join us in naming 54 national heroes as Nigeria celebrates her 54th independence anniversary.For every strides achieved by all well meaning nations, there are heroes who are well known for the significant roles played in relative field towards the attainment of set national goals.
Today, we enjoin you to join us in naming 54 national heroes as Nigeria celebrates her 54th independence anniversary.Share the thoughts of who your Nigeria hero is and give us reasons to back your choice.
For every strides achieved by all well meaning nations, there are heroes who are well known for the significant roles played in relative field towards the attainment of set national goals.
Today, we enjoin you to join us in naming 54 national heroes as Nigeria celebrates her 54th independence anniversary. Share the thoughts of who your Nigeria hero is and give us reasons to back your choice.
My choice of a Hero: The poor Nigerian child, who would toil in the hardship and uncertainty of the Nigerian environment, brace all odds to become an adult, and even in face of lack of care from the leadership, strives to become somebody in the society.
N.B: This piece is culled from Vanguard, but my choice of hero is entirely mine. Happy Independence!

My Honda Civic(1998 model) has been showing this symbol on the dashboard, but about three mechanics have told me that I should not worry, that it is commong with Honda cars to have the symbol shown o, but am not satisfied with the excuse. Please, can someone help me out of what the problem could be and the likely solution. I will be glad for a possible solution.

Siasia is more technically sound with a better football charisma. Keshi has only been lucky, now no more luck, things are astray for him

Mogidi: Last time GEJ visited the Oba he was kept waiting, my point is the Oba has seen the writing on the wall. Edo is unanimously going PDP and the Oba has no option than to follow.

Oba gha tokpere!! Ise!!!

[size=15pt]GEJ CARRY GO 2015!![/size]

How do you reason? That the Oba has no option than to follow? Are you a Nigerian, an Edo or do you know how Edo works politically or you are just commenting as spectator? Oba is not an attention seeking Monarch, the Oba fears no one (ask the Abachas and Igbenedions). He does what so ever he wishes is right at any particular point in time.

Mogidi: Last time GEJ visited the Oba he was kept waiting, my point is the Oba has seen the writing on the wall. Edo is unanimously going PDP and the Oba has no option than to follow.

Oba gha tokpere!! Ise!!!

[size=15pt]GEJ CARRY GO 2015!![/size]

How do you reason? That the Oba has no option than to follow? Are you a Nigerian, an Edo or do you know how Edo works politically or you are just commenting as spectator? Oba is not an attention seeking Monarch, the Oba fears no one (ask the Abachas and Igbenedions). He does what so ever he wishes and that isa right at any particular time. Don't forget my Oba is highly learned fellow.

Mogidi: Same Oba that welcomed GEJ last time with disdain and disrespect.
Omo N’Oba is at last doing the decent thing by according respect where respect is due. Its obvious to most political observers that APC has died and its about to become extinct in Edo state. The well rehearsed and choreographed image laundry of Oshiomhole as a performing governor has been exposed as sham. The daily ritual of decampees from APC could also have made the Oba realise he was backing the wrong horse. An Oba has to listen to his people am glad the Oba realised this.

Oba gha tokpere!! Ise!!!

That Oba welcomed President Jonathan with a royal recognition does not mean a vote of confidence on Jonathan and a despise for the APC government in state. It is a tradition and conventional of a traditional ruler to accord recognition to all his loyal subjects and guests of which President Jonathan (a president of the country for that matter) is one. Secondly, that Oshiomole is a performing Governor is not over hyped or exagerrated, but an obvious and evidential fact, which is witnessed across the state and across all sectors. Please be reminded that Oshiomole may not be good at politicking, which is not what Edo people want, but he is a performer and delivers dividends by way of infrastructures to the people, which is what Edo people want. If any one or politician is leaving APC to another party not on the basis of non performance by the Governor, but just for petish and selfish political reasons, let them 'go and die'. Bye bye to jati jati.

chomaloo: Na true talk ooh!dat 50k journalist naa realy embarasseement to 9ja.if naa some country dat guy go hear weeeei.hw could he do such rubish,abi he wanted more money to b offered to him das y he's tryin to tarnish t b joshua.forgettin say t.b joshua naa national trademark.1 of the best 9ja export product.shame on him n his useless journalist.he forgot his pledge to nigeria.nonsense

This is not a 50k to journalists topic. We are appreciating our boys here and denouncing the inability of our TV stations to air the match and lack of adequate coverage by our media organizations. Don't think we deviate from it.

elkhalifah: Thumbs up to u girls..far beta dan heart breaking super eagles [color=#770077][/color]

Not girls, but boys. This not the female team - falconets

The Oba of Benin, Omo N’Oba Erediauwa, on Saturday, in Benin, presented Red Egbeigbe, the highest Benin traditional attire to President Goodluck Jonathan.
Red Egbeigbe is the royal attire wore only by Benin prince and princess on rare occasion like marriages.
Erediauwa presented the royal attire to Jonathan when he paid a courtesy visit to the monarch in his palace in Benin City.
Presenting the attire, the traditional ruler said that he often see the president in dark-coloured attire.
Erediauwa congratulated the president for getting his party’s endorsement for second term.
Earlier, the president had told the monarch that he was in Benin to attend the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) South-South sensitisation and unity rally.
President Jonathan who thanked the traditional ruler for the gift, promised to return to the palace when the campaign for his re-election begins. (NAN)

The Golden Eaglets of Nigeria, today, bounced back from a 1-2 controversial loss in Lebriville, Gabon, to record an emphatic 5-0 win over the Gabonese side. The said result means that the Eaglets have advanced to the next round on a 6-2 aggregate. It could be recalled that the Nigerians were denied entry into the Gabonese capital, venue of the first leg of the qualifier as a result of Ebola fear by the home team. By the time they allowed the Nigerians entry, it was too late for the Eaglets to settle down properly for the match, hence, the Gabonese side won under controversial decisions by the referee. This amazing win in Calabar today, has proved that the Eaglets are worthy world champions, whose 28 goals in about 8 matches in the campaign so far, has stunned everyone, especially their foes. However, it is a shame that Nigerian media has been silent on the developments as regard the Nigerian young side, to the extent that not a single station could air the match to the viewing pleasure of Nigerians. I think this is a minus for the media, known worldwide for being among the best in the world.

cbrass: Opps so how did you feel when your mout was filled with milk

it tasted fresh, but was really disorganized because of where I was getting it from. I later stopped sucking, but caressing and tickling with my tongue. Lols

oluwasunshine: I THIN THE AFRICAN BEST SHOULD BE GIVEN TO VICENT ENYEAMA,WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ABOUT THAT. MY OWN COMPETITORS FOR AFRICA SIDE SHOULD BE.
1)VICENT ENYEAMA
2)JOHN OBI MIKEL
3)YAYA TOURE
4)AHMED MUSA
5)SEIDU KEITA
6)DIDIER DROGBA AND SO ON

vincent Eyeama certainly

Ugonna who?