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Never again shall we go back to military rule in any guise

Hope he will grow up

This girl no small again o

These North couriers ehen!

TIMING, as the saying goes, is everything. And when it comes to the human body, this couldn’t be truer. Our ups and downs over a 24-hour period are ruled by our ‘circadian rhythms’—fluctuations in our hormones, body temperature and blood pressure, which govern both our mood and energy levels. Now, a growing body of scientific research is proving just how significant timing is to our daily emotions, needs and abilities. So, from the best time of day to have sex to the hour you’re most likely to die, here are the secret ways scientific findings reveal your body clock rules your life.

The best to have sex is…5.48am:-Male and female sex drives peak at different times of day, and there’s only a small window when both partners are truly in the mood. Men’s levels of the hormone testosterone surge during the night, when they are around 25 to 50 per cent higher than normal. This is because the pituitary gland, which governs its production, automatically switches on overnight. A woman, by contrast, has to fight high levels of melatonin (the sleep hormone) in her blood. But women, too, have testosterone in their bodies that boosts sexual desire. And a recent study published in the British Medical Journal found that sunlight boosts testosterone by stimulating the hypothalamus (the part of the brain responsible for hormones). So the rising sun gets both men and women in the mood. ‘Testosterone levels in men and women are highest in the morning, ’explains sex therapist Geraldine Myers. ‘The energy levels of both are highest, too. Mentally, they are less occupied with life’s demands, so it’s the perfect time.’ Experts pinpoint 5.48am—just enough time for a woman to warm up before her partner loses the urge—as the best time for sex. This is also when couples are most likely to reach orgasm, according to Italian research. Better set that alarm.


You ‘ll most likely get pregnant at… 6.25pm[b][/b]:- If you ‘re wanting to conceive a baby, try straight after you get home from work. Tests at Italy’s University Of Modena found that a man’s sperm peaks in potency at this time. More than 75 per cent of the males studied produced greater concentrations of faster sperm in the early evening—around 35 per cent higher than other times of day.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/best-time-enjoy-love-making/

Where is the ambulance na?

seguno2:
All these lies about surviving without federal allocation as if anyone is forced to collect the money?
Stop the empty boast. Renounce the allocation, then we will know that you can survive without it. Until then, you are just spinning yarns and okpata baseless bragging.
What POLICIES and infrastructures did the fake comrade provide for the state to become "one of the MOST thriving"? And how many states are actually in this your group of "most thriving"?
What makes the state most thriving? Low rate of unemployment? High rate of industrialisation? Big pool of appropriately skilled labour? Or what?
You obviously don't understand that increasing IGR simply means that the people are paying more taxes, directly and indirectly. An intelligent person would also be concerned that the increased IGR is invested for further development of the state.
After eight years of Oshiomole, is there clean water for the entire state from the tap?
Or do we have all the children enrolled in public schools that are staffed with professional teachers instead of youth corpers?
Just two basic things oh.

Pls wait and let me attend to clients. I will be back after attending to a more productive and rewarding confrontation from my clients. Meanwhile, remain glued to Nairaland with your senseless and selfish arguments.

seguno2:
How is IGR helping the state economy when the fake comrade was shouting Go and Die on widows, pensioners, jobless youths instead of using the IGR, allocation and loans to build enough public schools with adequate qualified teachers and equipment for all children in the state?
Are you saying that the Western Union from Italy is what gives you the IGR and is the reason why Edo is always among the top 10 in all sectors of the economy?

Edo state, from one of the poorest states in the Federation, has emerged from the Governorship of Oshiomole, as among the most thriving states in the country. It is one of the few states that can survive without federal allocations. I doubt if your states can boast of this. Check our the indices on goggle

Edo no dey ever carry last. No. 7 in the category of the highest. Oshiomole, thank you for putting Edo state always among the top 10 in all sectors of the Nigerian economy.

Your haters can go and die

ArcFresky:
I will be glad to work with you on this. My email jondelng.com

What do I need your e-mail for?

Nairalanders, I intend to start the development of my land which I acquired in my town in Edo state last year. Although, i don't have the funds to develop it now, but I want to just start, so that anytime I have any little money I can do one or two things gradually on it. I intend to put a 4 bedroom bungalow on the land. The size of the land is 100ft x 100ft.

I need a kind building designer to help me design a plan of 4 bedroom apartment, which will not consume much money, with low consideration for corners and pillars.
Specifications:
Living room - cross ventilation
Master bedroom - cross ventilation
Madam's room - cross ventilation
(Master bedroom and madam to share one bath/toilet
Children room - ensuit
Guest room - close to the living room and
dining
kitchen with verandah
store
study

Also, I may want to know the numbers of blocks I will require to build the 4 bedrooms bungalow.

Thanking you in anticipation

Nairalanders, I intend to start the development of my land which I acquired in my town in Edo state last year. Although, i don't have the funds to develop it now, but I want to just start, so that anytime I have any little money I can do one or two things gradually on it. I intend to put a 4 bedroom bungalow on the land. The size of the land is 100ft x 100ft.

I need a kind building designer to help me design a 4 bedroom apartment, which will not consume much money, with low consideration for corners and pillars.
Specifications:
Living room - cross ventilation
Master bedroom - cross ventilation
Madam's room - cross ventilation
(Master bedroom and madam to share one bath/toilet
Children room - ensuit
Guest room - close to the living room and
dining
kitchen with verandah
store
study

Also, I may want to know the numbers of blocks I will require to build the 4 bedrooms bungalow.

Thank you in anticipation.

Obasanjo, a global personality

gradeA:
Guys hafa na.

Abeg na die I dey so oo. Earlier in the year, Feb precisely I got a direct Belgium lexus suv rx 330 v6 engine. oboi my joy was short lived as few months down na so so fuel I just dey buy. I am not exaggerating as I spend roughly 10k weekly on just fuel for the car. I reside in asaba, and work at onitsha so have to do the Niger bridge twice daily coupled with the traffic.

Guys abeg I don tire. people way don use this car na so the car dey do abi na fake I buy. More importantly what can be done to reduce the fuel consumption of this car before I wake up one morning and set this mob ablaze.

I spend 5,000 naira every week on fuel for my Nissan primera, just for driving from Kubwa to Utako, Abuja (to and from) from Monday to Friday. Am I spending too much?

And she is observing like their madam... Mchew

At least another ex-militant will should be able to go and marry in the U.S.

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MOSTEC:
i schooled in ogun state. abeokuta to be precise. i knw wat they can do. their juju is second to none. that state is the head quarters of witchery. the atmosphere sef is full of juju.......... quote me nd die. ......

So... pls finish what you have in mind

Like mother, like daughter

bigtt76:
Adams Oshiomole would rather get it. Dr. Tony Momoh would be seen as one of Babangida's men

My preference too

sarrki:
I prefer Tony momoh

Though the position politically is fot the north east

Mom oh will do better

Tony Momoh or his brother, Adams Oshiomole

TonyeBarcanista:
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Boko boys don use buratashi propelled rods finish our girls

Girls have become mothers, in slavery

The next president from the North

asumo12:

I get before na story, I was once a winner na story. Chelsea FC rocks

AutoJoshNG:
11 Car Myths
There are several ideas or stories we believe in that are not true. Today, we’ll be looking at those false believes that relates to cars and driving.

Let’s go.

1) All SUVs are Jeeps:
Actually, the reverse is the case. Not all SUVs are Jeeps but all Jeeps are SUVs. Jeep is an American automobile brand just like Innoson, BMW and Toyota.. They specialize in making SUVs. This blunder is equivalent to calling all detergents.. “OMO” or calling all Noodles.. “Indomie”.

2) All 4 Cylinder Engines are V4:
It is absolutely interesting when you are asked if your Toyota Camry has a 4 cylinder or 6 cylinder engine.. and your response is “V4” … V4 ke?? The correct answer should be 4 cylinder, inline-four or straight-four engine.. because the four cylinders are mounted in a straight line as seen in the picture. If you have to funkinize it, you can just say I4. You will never say V4 again if you are aware of how uncommon and obsolete V4 car engines are. Although, they are still used in some motorcycles because they are compact. Some of the cars that have the V4 engine configuration are Lancia Fulvia, Ford Taunus, Ford Essex, 1980 Saab 9-6 , America’s AMC M422 and Soviet Union’s ZAZ Zaporozhets. So don’t even talk about V4 if you are not driving any of these cars.

3) All 6 Cylinder Engines are V6:
Not all 6 cylinder engines are mounted in the V-configuration so they cannot all be called V6. Straight-six engine, inline-six engine or I6 engines can be found in some BMW, Benz, VW, Porsche, Nissan (Skyline) and even the Toyota Supra.

4) Some Cars Are Faster Than Others Even At The Same KM/H:
We all had our fair share of believing this when we were kids.. If you still believe your car at 80km/h overtook another car doing 120km/h on the highway, please wake up! It is highly impossicant.. if there is any word like that. Except in the event of a faulty speed gauge.

5) 4 Wheel Drive Vehicles Can Fly:
I remember a friend who strongly believed his Dad’s Nissan Patrol could fly back in the days.. because it could go through rough terrains other cars wouldn’t dare. Well, it can only drive through but not fly over.

6) SUV Drivers Are Richer Than Drivers Of Saloon Cars:
Some of us will say… “that guy don hammer, no be car him even buy, nah jeep” Jeep=SUV. The SUV might be a 2001 model but nah still jeep any day even over a 2012 saloon.. For real? Various researches across the world has also shown that SUV drivers are 4 times more likely to be narcissists, self-centred, impatient, aggressive and ignore laws than saloon drivers. More like.. “you know me!” “Do you know what I am driving?” Nah Jeep

7) Change Your Engine Oil Every 3,000 Miles:
Your car user manual gives an explicit answer to this. So don’t stick to the every 3,000 miles myth which dates back to 1970s when oil technology was still developing. However, engines and oil technology has since improved drastically. Some synthetic oils now last up to 15,000 miles or 1 year.

8 ) Overdrive Makes Your Car Go Faster:
If you are racing another car on third mainland bridge and you turn on the overdrive in order to disappear into thin air, OYO is your case o. Overdrive actually puts your car in a higher gear for coasting or cruising on the highway. It reduces engine RPM, leading to better fuel consumption, lower noise and lower wear. It is different from sport mode.

9) All Recently Purchased Cars Are “Brand New”:
This has become increasingly popular especially on news headlines. The news title will say “Man gets Brand New SUV as birthday gift”… click on the link and all you’ll see is a 2003 Murano which looks like Nigerian used. There is a clear dichotomy between brand new and Tokunbo. We can’t be calling a car, brand new after the manufacturer already moved on over 10 years ago.

10) Changing Lanes Frequently In Traffic Makes You Go Faster:
This must have happened to you a couple of times. Despite hopping from one lane to the other in traffic, cars that maintained a single lane still left you behind. That means.. lane prostitution does not pay.

11) Men Are Always Better Drivers Than Women:
This is definitely not true. Some men always scratch their cars especially when reversing.. while their wives are Gone In 60 Seconds. The female driver I trip for the most is a Megabus double decker bus driver… After conquering the highways, she turned the monstrous bus into a Kia Picanto within the city with her sharp maneuvers. I had to go salute her at the end of the trip.

Is there anyone you are guilty of or anyone I didn’t add? Tell us in the comment section.

https://autojosh.com/11-car-myths-you-should-stop-believing-today/

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So, is it better to turn off the overdraft?

Militancy don pay am

God help my marriage

Did you just woke up?

I no blame una.

KevMitnick:
Those are not Gorillas, they are called Orangutans.

Thanks for that. Look at the action conveyed by the post and not the names of the animals, after all they are both in the same Apes' family