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Queenlovely:
My friend is in a dilemma now. She has more Carry over in her final year. What do you think she should do. She was given economics to study as against the banking and finance she wanted. Now the day of pain is near. She cant tell her people of an extra year. They would kill her. She has so many other siblings waiting for aunty to graduate and rescue the family. What can she do. She no be slay queen oh.

And she go dey do slay queen in school.

Harbeeorlar:
Good morning nairalanders, please i need ur advice/help/idea on this serious issue.

The issue is i met my fiancé little over a year, when we met she had a very clean smooth face every woman will pray for but after few months her face is gathering pimples and within a short time her face become rough. She made different consultations, tried different face cleansers but to no avail.

There was a day she said something that baffles me and got me thinking. She said "she noticed her face start getting rough when we start making love." We laugh it over but i reminisce over what she said and i could remember the same happened to my ex. My ex nurse pimple throughout our time together.

And apparently, there is actually a lady i met before i met fiancé, she is dark and lovely with a very smooth face, we had series of sex before she later travelled. After some month when i later she her, her face is full of pimples.

I was not actually bothered before now owning that i just gained employment when i met her and i did pre-employment medical test before i got the job and all the results from the test shows i am ok. Perhaps the tests i did doesnt includs this that i dont know and keeps me worried.

My question now is, can it actually be that my intercourse with them is causing this? If yes, whats the cure to it from my own side and how can my fiancé's face be treated. Has anyone experienced or suffer from sch before?

Meanwhile my face remain clear and smooth all the while, if i have a pimple at all its actually because i changed cosmetics or too weak to bathe at night.

Please help a brother cos this is disturbing me and its a concern for her as well. She has spent a lot trying to get her clean smooth face back. Thanks

Lalasticlala kindly help move to front page

Too much cholesterol in your sperm.

So I don't expect to get my National I.D card issued to me soon?

Snakes meat (even the class hitherto considered as venomous and uneatable) trending in Nigeria, no thanks to "change".

erico2k2:
Nop you got that wrong
the policy b4 now was for a max of 5 years tax holiday per person . The FG of today has increased it to 10 years max per person thats the new policy signed . Hence forth you can get up to 10 years break .

Maybe, but that's not exactly my understanding of the message.

erico2k2:
I thought you said his 5 yrs was extended to 10 yrs .

Plus the 5 years for the Lagos project, making 10 years.

erico2k2:
realy ?
Link plz!!

Dangote was given a 5 year tax holiday for the construction of Obajana-Lokoja Rd. Google it, please.

queensera:
2017 Ex Big brother naija house star "gifty", took to his instagram page to post another naked picture of herself.

She Caption It:

Life is sweet. My Page, My Business.

Check the picture on her instagram page below:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZGrHXVACKn/

Check More Via Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2017/09/life-is-sweet-ex-bbnaija-star-gifty.html

Why wouldn't life be good for her after dem don knack am good s*x?

She wants to start her own showcasing like Tboss?

efilefun:
10 years too much cuz that road is always busy... 5years max should be enough to make his money and even excess profit

Dangote already has an existing 5 year tax for a different project already agreed to with the previous government. The present government only added another 5 years to make it 10 years.

rentAcock:
A tiger has multiple stripes, powerful jaws and sharp teeth. Why are Nigerian national teams obsessed with powerful wild animals like tigers, eagles and falcons? Are they really intimidating anyone with these ferocious animals?

Does it mean they cannot defeat opponents without these aliases?
Can this mediocre Nigerian team beat a high school team from the U.S?

Why does international sport bodies like FIFA allow Nigeria to compete despite Nigeria being the most corrupted country in the world? I think it's high time Nigeria is banned from participating in all international sporting events.

Kolo mentality unlimited

sarrki:
What a statement

Gej is becoming an elder statesman

God bless you Mr president

God bless federal republic of Nigeria

So, he getting is matured now, you mean?

Man Becomes An slowpoke After Impregnating His Daughter (Photo)
.ng Sep 9, 2017 1:00 PM


A Nigerian man has been mysteriously struck with imbecility after many years of sleeping with the daughter in Kwara state.

It was a tragic story that started much earlier, when, John Oyewo, the 67-year-old resident of Manfile community in Upper Gaa Akanbi, Ilorin in South Local Government Area of Kwara State, and formerly married to one Yetunde, separated from her to marry another woman, by name, Feyisayo, in 1992.

Between Yetunde and John, they had a girl, Esther. Then 15, she would go to stay with her dad, and her new wife, now her stepmother who was a businesswoman and was often away from home.

One thing led to another and in the course of the visits, an illicit love affair started between father and daughter.

How it started

She recalled the genesis of the sordid affair. “My father came home one night. I was fast asleep when he woke me up and asked if I had had my bath. I said no.

Then he asked me to bathe with him and I joined him innocently. While in the bathroom, he started touching my sensitive parts. Irritated, I Initially resisted him but when I could no longer hold it I became aroused and responded to his touching.

We had it right there in the bathroom. Later, it became a constant thing. I was afraid but because I had nowhere to go, I endured it.”

The incestuous relationship resulted in Esther’s first pregnancy. She later gave birth to a child who died shortly after birth under mysterious circumstance.

Still the shameful affair continued. The innocent girl got pregnant for her dad the second time and had another child who they christened Oreoluwa.

Reward of sacrilege

This time around family and relations felt that they had had enough of this nonsense and sent father and daughter packing from their midst by way of communal ex-communication.

That was how the duo left the family house to settle in their present abode at Manfile area in Upper Gaa Akanbi.

But while there, the second child who was hale and hearty and had started walking about, suddenly took ill and died.

As if that was not enough ordeal, the father became afflicted with imbecility and left home never to be seen again, till today. As you read this, only God knows where he is.

To compound it all, Esther, now 39, has been afflicted with a strange illness the nature of which she would not want the public to know. But a Non-Governmental Organisation (NGO) is assisting her, she said.Abode

In tears, she said to Saturday Sun: “I thought what I was doing then was right not knowing I have committed a great crime that has ruined my life.”

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“My wife is a witch, she appears and disappears using her wonder-working powers,” 58-year-old businessman, Olarenwaju Moruf, told an Igando Customary Court in Lagos on Thursday.
The man, therefore, urged the court to terminate the 17-year-old marriage, saying “I am no longer interested in the relationship as the love I have for her has faded.”
He accused his wife, Fatimot, who had a child for him, of witchcraft.
“There was a day my wife appeared physically to me in my hotel room when I travelled to the northern part of the country for a job, I shouted and she disappeared.
“She keeps appearing and disappearing whenever good things are coming my way. She once appeared to me and my promotion letter turned to sack letter.
“Everywhere I went for a solution, I was told that my wife was behind my predicament and I strongly believe it because I am also a witness to her devilish acts,” he said, accusing his wife of belonging to a cult.
Moruf added:“There was a day I came home unexpectedly to pick what I forgot, I caught my wife holding a meeting with a cult member.
“Fatima brings strange people into our matrimonial home, including a teenager whose father is a herbalist.
Apart from the witchcraft allegation, the man also said his wife had been threatening to poison him.
Fatima, a 47-year-old trader, however, denied the allegations, saying “I am not a witch.”
“I am not the one behind my husband’s predicament, my hands are clean; I do not belong to a cult, I am a committed Muslim.”
The respondent pleaded with the court not to grant her husband’s request to dissolve the marriage, insisting“I still love him.”
The court’s President, Mr Adegboyega Omilola, adjourned the case until Nov. 2 for further hearing.

My sister, this one they are sending to do in the ocean like mummy water is too dangerous for a young lady like, especially if u are not "strong" o.

As madam "sakobi" and the girl that acted pot of life in those years.

dainformant:
This is really shocking. A teenage girl from Imo State identified as Chidinma Iheoma was caught by security operatives with human head. According to the security men, the head which was detached from the deceased body - was found with the girl who carried it in a bag before she was apprehended.

When quizzed by security operatives in a video footage posted online, she initially claimed she was on her way to bury the head but later disclosed that her friend was the person who cut the head and that she has killed two people so far.


Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/teenage-girl-caught-security-operatives-human-head-graphic-photos.html

Is it Naija movie scene or for real?

lafflaff123:
Fake News everywhere.

Believe this story at your own peril. How can Abba Kyari become Vice President when we have the Senate President? and the Speaker of the House?Nigeria is still a Democracy in case the people spreading this fake News don't know.

I can see that you don't understand Nigerian politics. Kindly abstain from commenting on political matters.

From the thoughtless vituperations of Gov. Wike, I think the motive of marking the deceased Inspector to be killed by him, is because he spearded the invasion of the Election collation centre which has so far helped the APC in reclaiming their mandates thru the courts.

The killing is a political killing. Quote me if you like.

I can see Friday in these pictures. HAPPY for him o! Finally, after about 8-10 years in AAU as a student, he finally scaled through.

Senseless ruggedity and stubborn showmanship no dey pay. na lesson for him and others sha.

This land does not look Edo land at all.

What is this one yearning?

continued. ..

NEGOTIATING THE SYSTEM .

General Buhari was elected president in 2015 because the electorate felt Nigeria needed someone to deal with the security
situation, the Boko Haram insurgency, as well as save it from its oil dependency.

However, if the oil price goes back up to US$80 a barrel we will revert to type, that is
a lack of economic complexity. My advice to Buhari before he became president was to think strategically about how to manage his government. It is my view that you
cannot avoid working with politicians who are crooked, because they have follower ship and votes. Instead you have to think strategically about where they can be placed to have minimal negative impact.

At the same time you need to identify key ministries and positions where you want your leaders with character to be. Rather than becoming embroiled in confrontation, efforts should be made to negotiate a way of working within the existing system. For
example, the political class in Nigeria is funded and run by people importing petrol and diesel. Nigeria will never address its power generating issues until the government starts negotiating with
these people, because if the issue is solved, they will be put out of business. Instead ways need to be found to allow them to invest their money into the development of a power sector. It is not an ideal solution; but it could be a workable one. As an example, private individuals are building their own refineries; should they negotiate with government we can have working refineries to meet the needs of the Nigerian people. In all of this there has to be a better relationship forged between executive, judiciary and legislature; you cannot reconcile without negotiation. However negotiation does not happen frequently enough in Nigerian politics.

Planning for the future.

While some of the political class call
for a new constitution as a pre-requisite for restructuring and development, others believe that this is a political point-scoring
exercise revived close to elections and meant to distract rather than to promote good governance in the country. The federal structure is not the reason why questions are not being asked by State Houses of Assembly about state and local
government. Nor is it the reason why we have abandoned our responsibilities in different aspects of governance. But it is the easiest thing to blame. It is like saying that I did not pass my exams because
the questions were wrong. Nigeria’s
governance problems are a lot to do with institutions and the character of those running those institutions.

Corruption is a problem, yes, but it is a consequence of a bigger issue. When I was appointed Speaker I was given about 20 special advisors to support my work. Some of them did next to nothing, so I returned five and handpicked mentees who I knew were competent, determined and ambitious.
By the time I left office in 2011 one was a senator, two were in the House of Representatives and one was a minister. Bringing individuals into the system to begin changing things from within is what I hoped for. You cannot take on the National Assembly, the judiciary or every criminal, so you need to zero in on what is important and what can have the biggest long-term impact.

In Nigeria, it’s about succession plans and getting the right people in the right jobs. Those who can, and will, make a lasting impact on the education sector, for example a university or a school. The thinking has to be strategic. The President should identify those who can be trusted with the leadership of key institutions in 10 years’ time and should be readying and preparing them. The problem is that most
politicians in Nigeria are not interested in thinking about the long haul; they see politics as a 100m sprint.

Dimeji Bankole

In 2003 I was elected to the House of Representatives to serve the Abeokuta South constituency, in Ogun state. My eight years in elected office made me less optimistic about change in Nigeria, but more realistic. The political system was not designed to allow people like me – a 37 year old from the private sector who had studied in the UK and at Harvard – to become Speaker of the House of Representatives, the role I held from 2007 to 2011.

Nevertheless, I was able to work within the system successfully and make a difference, so imagine the impact 20 or 30 influencers across the different arms of government
could have on changing things
significantly.

A coalition of the willing.

Soon after I was elected Speaker,
President Yar’Adua came to the
National Assembly and announced that only 40% of the 2007 budget’s capital expenditure had been
implemented, repeating a pattern
that had been ongoing since the return to multi-party democracy in 1999. The question that I wanted
answered was: what happened to the remaining 60%, especially when
we did not have a financing shortfall?
I went to President Yar’Adua and said I wanted to look into the issue of unspent funds not being
returned or accounted for in the following year’s budget. He advised that pursuing the matter would
incur a backlash, but that if I was ready for it he would support me. I chose to use internal channels to
exert pressure rather than starting a public discussion in the media. The latter might have gained
nationwide interest but would have
done little to make reform happen. A strategy that had the buy-in of relevant stakeholders, people who could actually make change happen, was important. I refused to sign the 2008 budget for four months until unspent
funds from the previous year were
accounted for and returned. Eventually, over ₦450 billion came back, which in previous years would
have been lost. People knew what
was going on, even at the World Bank and International Monetary Fund. They chose to look the other way. In 2009, when the President
announced how the budget had performed, he also indicated the return of ₦300 billion in unspent funds. This was a marked shift in
how things were done. In total, during my four years as speaker, ₦1.3 trillion in unspent funds were
returned. If you can forge a coalition with key stakeholders involved in the system and the process, reform from within is possible.

During my tenure, the Fiscal Responsibility Act
and the Freedom of Information Act promoting transparency and
good governance were signed into
law. However, when President Goodluck Jonathan succeeded
Yar’Adua, the coalition did not hold. House reports of unremitted funds in their trillions, reports on the power probe, and the Petroleum Industrial Bill forwarded to the
executive were not acted upon. Without Yar’Adua to provide
protection, I was forced out of
office. In the six months following my
departure, the petroleum subsidy
scandal emerged, where ₦248 billion was originally budgeted but ₦2.5 trillion had been spent by the end of 2011. The excess crude account of US$22 billion in 2011 had been depleted to US$2.2 billion by 2015. It was against this backdrop that The Economist declared that Jonathan ran “a clueless government” and was “an ineffectual buffoon who let politicians and their cronies fills
their pockets with impunity”.
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A housewife, Olayemi Ajetunmobi, on Thursday told an Idi-Ogungun Customary Court at Agodi in Ibadan that her husband, Taofeek, hated her because of her inability to read Qur’an and pray in Islamic way. Olayemi’s husband, Taofeek, had approached the court for the dissolution of his 19-year-old marriage blessed with three children, citing wife’s insincerity and lack of cooperation.

Olayemi told the court that she agreed to convert to her husband’s religion 19 years ago before the marriage, but could not cope with Islamic doctrines. “I cannot read Qur’an or observe the daily five prayer times and other Islamic rites, but I go to church without the knowledge of my husband. “I lied to my husband that I did not attend any church,” she said. She pleaded with the court not to grant the request of her husband, saying “I still recognise him as my husband”. Taofeek also described his wife as a talkative and that his relationship with her was full of “deceit and insincerity”. “I do not want any ugly occurrence because I have a hot temper; we have been living together like cat and rat since last year. “The court should uphold my request so that peace could reign and both of us could live happily in our respective locations.”

The President of the court, Chief Mukaila Balogun, leading other members — Aare Samotu and Ganiyu Alao — granted the dissolution of the marriage and awarded custody of the first two children to the husband and the third child to the wife. Balogun ordered the petitioner to pay N4,000 as monthly allowance to the respondent for the upkeep of the third child. The court also ordered the petitioner to pay N12,000 and N5,000 as house rent and packing allowance respectively to the respondent.

Source: Vanguard.

Even Tontoh Dike! That lady enhen

really pathetic.

....She was orphaned at the age of 10 years when the abuse started. So, what is her age now?

Pivot:
She was a Deputy Director with LIRS,she resigned and followed Tunde Fowler to FIRS

Okay, but it should be clear from your post

Will the baby now grow up to be a babalawo? This Gani Adams of a man when.

celebsnestblog:
https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59aea86a7ef89.jpg


Popular female tax guru, Olanike Disu, popularly known as Madam Tax, has been reported dead..

The director at the Lagos Inland Revenue Service died yesterday September 4th, barely 24 hours after celebrating her birthday on Sunday, September 3rd.

She died in mysterious circumstances at a private hospital after complaining that she's not feeling too well barely 24-hours after she celebrated her birthday. She's survived by her two children.

May her soul rest in peace, Amen.

Confirming her death, the members of Council, Management and Secretariat of the Chartered Institute of Taxation Of Nigeria regrets issued a statement announcing the 'unfortunate demise of a member of the Executive Committee of Council, Mrs Olanike Disu, FCTI which occurred today, September 4, 2017. She was the current Chairman of the 2018 Annual Tax Committee (ATC).

She was also an Assistant Director with the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) until her death.

We pray that God will comfort her family and the CITN family, and grant them the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss'

https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/nigerian-tax-guru-olanike-disu-dies-24hrs-celebrating-birthday/

What a bundle of contradiction!

1. A director at Lagos state internal revenue service.
2. Also an Assistant director at Federal Inland Revenue Service.

The two positions until her death.. how possible?

Anyway, RIP, pretty woman.

celebsnestblog:
https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59aea86a7ef89.jpg


Popular female tax guru, Olanike Disu, popularly known as Madam Tax, has been reported dead..

The director at the Lagos Inland Revenue Service died yesterday September 4th, barely 24 hours after celebrating her birthday on Sunday, September 3rd.

She died in mysterious circumstances at a private hospital after complaining that she's not feeling too well barely 24-hours after she celebrated her birthday. She's survived by her two children.

May her soul rest in peace, Amen.

Confirming her death, the members of Council, Management and Secretariat of the Chartered Institute of Taxation Of Nigeria regrets issued a statement announcing the 'unfortunate demise of a member of the Executive Committee of Council, Mrs Olanike Disu, FCTI which occurred today, September 4, 2017. She was the current Chairman of the 2018 Annual Tax Committee (ATC).

She was also an Assistant Director with the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) until her death.

We pray that God will comfort her family and the CITN family, and grant them the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss'

https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/nigerian-tax-guru-olanike-disu-dies-24hrs-celebrating-birthday/

What a bundle of contradiction!

1. A director at Lagos state internal revenue service.
2. Also an Assistant director at Federal Inland Revenue Service.

The two positions until her death.. how possible?

Is that wedding ring?
......Is she a married "girl"?

obafemee80:
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Your vehicle’s transmission is one of the most complicated parts and can be costly to fix. Regular service and fluid changes are necessary to help maintain your vehicle’s transmission regardless if it is manual or automatic.There are many warning signs that indicate your transmission may be failing so if you are experiencing one of these warning signs please schedule a service appointment for your transmission as soon as possible before the damage gets worse.

Here are 7 warning signs of a failing transmission to be on the lookout for.

1)Slipping Gears
Healthy transmissions keep your car in one gear until you decide to change the gear. When your transmission “slips”, it may show an RPM of 3500+ or take a long time to coast. Additionally, your vehicle may seem to delay accelerating when you press on the gas, which is an indication that it is not transmitting enough power to the engine’s internal combustion part.Transmission slips could also result from broken or worn out bands.

2)Noises in Neutral
If you suspect your transmission needs attention, trying putting your car in neutral and listening for unusual whining, groaning or ticking noises. Wear and tear on parts such as bearings or gear teeth often cause noises that indicate a failing transmission.

3)Leaking Transmission Fluid
Causes of transmission fluids leaks include loose pans,improperly tightened bolts or unsecured drain plugs,cracked pan gaskets and damaged toque converters or fluid lines.Constantly replacing lost transmission fluid isn’t the answer to correcting these problems, either.Getting the leak repaired so that fluid levels remain steady will dramatically extend the life of your vehicle.

4)Your Vehicle Won’t Go Into Gear
Low transmission fluid may prevent your car from engaging the drive or reverse gear,which indicates a leak probably exists somewhere in the lines.For cars with manual transmissions, it could be a sign of a worn clutch plate if the vehicle manages to engage and creep a little bit forward.Regardless of whether it is a minor fix,automobiles that don’t slide easily into gear require immediate attention by a professional mechanic.

5)Check Engine Light
This one seems obvious,but the “check engine” or “service engine soon” light often goes ignored.The sensors in the car’s engine might pick up on unusual activity from the transmission you can’t detect.Don’t delay on getting your car serviced when the check engine light pops up.Failing to address a problem with your transmission early on could mean disaster.

6)You Can Smell Fluid Burning
Extremely hot transmission fluid has a distinct,acrid smell that does not smell like burning oil but more like burning rubber. Burning transmission fluid indicates a leak that is dripping onto hot engine parts or seriously dirty fluid that needs drained and replaced with new transmission fluid.Running your car with old, contaminated transmission fluid is just as harmful to the engine and transmission as never changing the oil.

7)Car Shakes When the Gears Shift (for both manual and automatic transmissions)
Normally functioning transmissions keep your ride smooth during gear shifts. Automatic transmissions that shift hard, jerk or shake during a shift change may mean your transmission fluid needs changed or fluid level is low. In manual transmission vehicles, abnormal gear shifts could indicate damaged gear synchros, worn clutches or other, more severe issues.

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Number 1 is Exactly what am experiencing. Is it repairable/serviceable?