@Nameless
Did he preached on mount Hebrew before he kissed you or after?

If woman wants to marry a footballer
Be ready for a good kick, when there's no ball around.

Why do u need advice?
U already know the deal and U already know the game.
He's not that into you.
Ask yourself this question. why did he not marry you in the first place.
A Crown has already been reserved for you by someone who loves you
and ready to make you his Queen.
So don't waste your time for this fool , who is taking you for a ride
This is an advice from a Kid

Nigeria has no real middle class and when there is no middle there is no full employment
middle class creates jobs.The rate of inflation is not in tune with level of pay
Anyway that's what I'm learning in school
I don't know if Nigeria has welfare system to help the poor like here in the States.
And I don't know, if the poor get food stamps in Nigeria.

no idea. I'm not a Nigerian.
But, are u going into business with second hand or brand new trucks?

My Step-Aunt's friend made arrangement to marry a US Citizen
But on the day of their marriage, FBI busted into the Church and had them arrested
Someone tipped the FBI
And my Step-Aunt's friend was deported back to Nigeria

@twinkledew
No, that will be too extreme'
I'm a kid, what do I know about relationships?
sometimes I think people lead people on, because they like the attention
I'm just guessing that.

u will need to have cyber-sex first and cyber-pregnancy though 

@SMILINGJEE
thanks for your useful info
Hopefully I won't be trapped in elevators anymore
Or shock my poor suffering little dog.
I remember when I was 10, that was like 4 yrs ago
my mum refused to take me with her, when she was going to the grocery store
When I put my finger in the garage's door key hole, I short-circuited the door by accident
So had to call a cab and take me along with her.

There was this time, when my female dog named Holla'
She was always forcing herself on my male Pony named Shaggy
I mean the silly dog, couldn't tell the difference b/t a dog and Horse,
until the pony gave the dog a nasty kick
and since that day the dog kept away from him

It happens to me too.
It only happens when I'm really scared, ( like when I'm travelling by Plane )
I can't touch plastics or metals during this period
My Doctor says, because I'm a kid my body is over-producing too much natural steriods
He says it will go away as I get older.

My Step-Aunt claims, she is a born-again Christian
but I think she's one messed-up Spinster.
My guess, is she Joined the church because she can't get no man.
One minute she is praying and reading the Bible, next she's swearing and cursing me out.
I really believe she's "one sandwich short of a picnic".
My step-Dad who is her brother, is really scared of her.
Is it our fault her love-vendor didn't marry Her?
One day I questioned her about her swearing,
She slapped me and finished off me with an upper hook jab on my jaw
then, She told me to "get lost".
I tell u "she's an unrepentant and bitter old crow", who needs to be in a nut house

My step-Uncle said, in nigeria they use salt for voodoo to make your heart fall out
I don,t know, if He is trying to scare me from eating too much salt.

@ Seun,
I'm not allowed to watch nollywood movies anymore, after I called my step-Aunt "Ashawoo"
How am I to know what it meant?
I am a latino boy and my step-Father is a Nigerian, Nobody told me ashawoo means a "call girl".
I had one hour lecture from my step family including a slap on my face from my step-Aunt
also I was grounded for two weeks. They were thinking of sending me to a bootcamp but not anymore.
I blame my step-Dad 'cause, he never taught me his langauge. I only speak English and few spanish words
i'm a straight A's student and I have never been in trouble.
I am suppose to get my Trust fund when I am 16 but now It will be when I am 18 or even 21.
I feel they are mean to me.

"I see dead people" from the film -sixth sense

I used this line on my folks one stormy night.

Nico ----- "mum and Dad, I see dead People"

Mum & Dad---(screamed ) "Aaaah where?"

Nico --- "In the basement"

Mum---- "lock all the doors

Nico------" he he hee"

If u need someone to advice u to move in with your boyfriend,
then u are not ready at all for that of commitment.
take this advice from a 15yr old.

Good luck with your dreams. Hope to see u in Houston when u Become a huge star

My Dad bought me a Sony Vaio TX-Series from Sony Stores in Downtown Houston for $1999 But my friend's dad bought the same type of laptop from ebay for $730 and there was nothing wrong with his laptop.
Boy, should've seen the look on my dad's face. The poor man nearly wet his pants.

It happened to me too
Luckly I only had it for two days and I took it back and they gave me my money back.
so I bought Nokia N91 which is far better because it have internal 4GB capacity

I will be lucky to date at all.
The way things are going, i have to wait till I'm 16 or 18.

@gem87
you're lucky to be asked at all.
I can't even invite any girl to my crib without being grounded by my folks nor go near a strip joint.

You there, the one looking for sugarmum fu*k off !

by mamaput

If I have super powers, it will be the power to get older. It is taking me a long time to be 18 . I just want people to stop giving me kiddies stuff. I want to do adult stuffs.

Or Like, buy an empty case and convert it to a portable hard drive. you know those 3.5" case that comes with USB at the end of it. Like, You put your HDD in it and plug into another computer through its USB

I too was thinking of investing in Nigeria once I get my hands on my trust funds. But I have to wait till I turn 18. I was thinking about building a private college and offering free scholarships. or build low income housing for the poor. or get my grandfather's company to open branches in lagos.