she is beautiful

I was asking why couldn't he cargo it with a plane when he is travelling?
so how is it a joke

are u sure?

wot are your qualifications?

Are u prepared to stick your hands in the backside of a Cow?
Ewwwww

My friend told me Coca-Cola contains cocaine that's why I don't drink it at all

Mariah Carey is my idol
I've been listening to her since I was 3

In the past there a some words or names you could use but now it can have different meaning
Name like Dick could mean something else
If u are in a plane, U can't call out Jack like "hi jack"
I want u guys to come out with more words you can use before but now it has a different meaning.

I downloaded window media player 11 and I loved it
I love the new black metallic color and the cool play bottons

wot is a cisco dumps?

wot coup?

I thought already people can duplicate films at home?

can't u travel with it on the plane?

wot's a pidgin?

I stopped going to church since My Step-Aunt
turn out to be the Wicked Witch from Africa

If u mount on twin peak and ride on mount canyon
how much do you get?

I thought Girls only love kissing and maybe a few spanking

@Daretayo

First of all, do u have any money? as that is the main factor

My step-uncle showed me this article

http://allafrica.com/stories/200609210318.html

Nigeria: Jigawa Riot - Gov Turaki Escapes Death  - 9/21/2006

GOVERNOR Ibrahim Saminu Turaki of Jigawa State, yesterday, narrowly escaped death close to the Dutse central mosque while on a peace mission to douse the ethno-religious riot that seized the sleepy capital.

Hundreds of youths had massed around the mosque for a briefing from the Emir when Governor Turaki arrived in company of his chief detail and within seconds, the peace effort crashed as protesting youths turned again him, leading to a complete break down of law and order.
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The visibly shaken governor made his way to his battered Peugeot 607 car and escaped from the scene to Andaza, 15 kilometres away from the state capital, while his chief detail identified as Friday who received a machete cuts on his face was rescued by armed policemen drafted to the mosque.

The town had earlier in the day been thrown into pandemonium when the police attempted to disperse a peaceful demonstration by youths who alleged blasphemy of Prophet Muhammad by a tailor in the city.

By then, the police had picked up the suspect for interrogation to ascertain the truth of the allegation. However, youths fearing miscarriage of justice on the part of police launched a protest

In the ensuing clash, no fewer than six people were injured and treated at the Dutse General Hospital. This seemed to have provoked the natives who accused the police of taking side against the protesters. The action of the youths triggered panic across the city, forcing hundreds of non-natives to seek refuge at the police headquarters. No fewer than six churches were razed down, while about 20 residential buildings were burnt.

Although no life was lost, the town's commercial centre was in ruins while some selected shops within Dutse market were torched. The police following the deployment of more personnel, however, brought the situation under control.

Governor Turaki quickly called an emergency security meeting with heads of various security agencies with the Deputy Inspector General of Police in charge of Kano, Jigawa and Katsina in attendance.

In my pre-teens, I had alot of pets
I had a pot-belly pig who had a temper like human being
it gets angry when u don't feed it on time and chase me all over the house
it eats my chocy-cheese and then gets sick. then the vet had to be called in.
Our neighour says it is expensive to run pig farm because they're like children with alot of appetite and Health issues

And I don't know much about fish except if you're talking about JAWS
anyway i'm a vegetarian

U mean people actually eat Rats
That animal in the picture looks like my pet, Bobby, When I was 8

cammax7
I have money but I can't get my hands on it yet
until I'm adult

I'm on the internet all the time

1) I read the Games news

2) I check out girls in the Pornland (  my mum will box my ears, if she finds out about this )

3) I check out Nairaland forum because my Step-Dad is a Nigerian and I'm a Latino. So I like to find out more about
his country 'cause we get on very well.

4) I order music from iTune.com.

5) I download Games for my Pda

6) I download games and music for Cellphone

7) Then I log off so that I can play my computer games

Well I'm young, just turned 15, last month

I think you should start small first
like starting travel agency for local airlines
who in turn will give u references to other Airlines.

one of my family Friends did his own like that.

i heard street-walking is very profitable

Miss Crack-is-Wack is finally sorting herself out

Unless you're an illegal or damn too cheap
why would you take a long route to the UK?
Even in the olden days
the Disciples had to take a Plane at one point to reach Rome.
Anyway, May God Protect your Limbs and ass from the Armed Robbers

Mo Wapa
May God protect your Limbs for making such accusations

I feel no pity for u
You deserved wot is coming to you
if u respected your wife, U wouldn't humiliate her by chating to other women
Maybe u still have the Mind-set that u are in Africa where Men ditch out dirt to their Wives
Kudos to your Wife for being a strong woman